Tween Magazine
Ad for The Tonsil Trainer
An ad inside Tween Magazine
Our toys are firm but pliable like a real dick, just made for the curve at the back of your mouth. Their complex system of ridges and hollows are designed so you'll be able to breath through either your mouth or your nose even when they're nestled all the way down your throat. Wear it to school and your popularity with the boys will skyrocket. Pull it slowly out and plunge it back in hard and watch your favorite teacher put his textbook on his lap.
Even the most talented cocksucker must make a real commitment before she can learn to deep throat. The Tonsil Trainer is the ideal tool to help her keep that promise. Even after she learns to invite her lover down her throat, an excited partner who just can't wait to see his full length stuffed into her face might catch her by surprise. The Tonsil Trainer will completely eliminate your gag reflex so you can flaunt that ponytail with confidence, ready at all times for demanding hands at the back of your head as you welcome even the biggest cock all the way down your throat. It's like having a pussy on your face for everyone to see! Your mouth will be as fuckable as your cunt, and you'll constantly find yourself with cum in your mouth, your face, your tummy, or all three!
After you learn to swallow the whole thing, just keep The Tonsil Trainer place for a day or two and your gag reflex will be a thing of the past! You'll be able to take even the biggest cock all the way down your throat with delight instead of discomfort. Your boyfriend, daddy, or customer won't be able to believe you've never done this before. But you WILL do it again!
Hey Mom and Dad!
A girl remembers her first Blow Job all her life. When she's old enough to start sucking cock, make sure your daughter has the confidence she needs. The Tonsil Trainer is the perfect toy to help her practice.
It's also the perfect birthday gift for a teenage girl just reaching puberty. Make her practice at home, and when she takes it out for meals be sure to serve her hot dogs, cucumbers, Popsickles, bananas, anything that reminds her what her mouth is really for. It's all part of responsible parenting in the fun home of today.
“Another fine product from the Victoria's Toy Box"
… and oh! by the way:
We also make a line of pacifiers with penis shaped nipples for little girls. If you are a forward-thinking parent looking ahead to your daughter's coming-of-age there's no better way to prepare her for what is destined to be in her mouth someday. Ask for Start-Her-Rite Pacifiers wherever quality child care products are sold.
Check out the next Tween Magazine Article about Girl's Statistics.
