Tween Magazine
Girl's Statistics
by ‘this guy’
After many months of hard work, we at Tween Magazine have managed to compile a list of the things that conspire to keep girls from growing up into the sort of women they should become. Incorporated into this list is the percentage of girls facing each of these particular hurdles as well as things an individual girl can do to help herself overcome each of these hurdles.
By their 19th birthday...
17% of girls don't graduate from high school: don't drop out of school
78% of girls think they look fat when they see themselves in a mirror: don't eat so much and/or go on a diet
11% of girls get forcibly raped: say `yes' if a guy tries to force himself on you
4% of girls develop an addiction to gambling: don't gamble
1% of girls get forcibly abducted: get into a person's car if they tell
you to
15% of girls become addicted to illicit narcotics: don't use drugs
83% of girls get a yeast infection: don't wear panties at least 40 hours
every week
28% of girls have never been drunk: drink lots of alcohol
3% of girls have never had a sunburn: spend lots of time in the sun
21% of girls are still virgins: offer to have sex with lots of guys
8% of girls have one of more children: don't get pregnant
99% of girls break a nail: use two coats of nail polish
34% of girls have had a guy tell her that her boobs are too small: pinch your nipples really hard every day from your 9th birthday until your 15th birthday
84% of girls have never gone bottomless in public: go for a stroll outside without any panties or bottoms
41% of girls have never been outside while not wearing underwear: don't put on panties when getting dressed
11% of girls have never worn shoes without socks: don't put on socks before putting your shoes on
