Tween Magazine
Ad for Amanda Suk’s “Getting Wet” Tour
by ‘this guy’
A Full Page Ad
Covering the entire page is a single photo of teenage pop sensation Amanda Suk. Her alabaster skin shimmering with moisture in the sun, her straight black hair in pig-tails, her thin pink lips parted in a half-smile… The almost mid-thigh length white backless athletic shirt she is wearing is soaking wet and clinging to her slender body; the hard nipples on her flat chest are clearly visible through the thin white fabric. She is holding the front of the hem at the bottom of her almost mid-thigh length white sleeveless shirt out away from her slender legs as a stream of water cascades across her flat belly and runs down over her legs. The photo makes her look both innocent and seductive at the same time…how could any parent not let his or her tweenage daughter attend…
Across the top of the page, just above her head, the words,
“AMANDA SUK”
appear in large blue block-letters. Directly below them, more words
💦💦“GETTING’ WET CONCERT TOUR”💦💦
appear in highlighter pink.
Along the right side of the page a line of text is oriented vertically.
“Concert goers in the first ten rows may get wet during the show,”
the fuchsia letters proclaim.
At the very bottom of the page in incredibly small (so small that a magnifying glass is needed to read them) black letters placed over Amanda Suk’s glistening alabaster legs more words appear,
“Visit Amanda Suk’s website for concert schedule and performance locations.”
“All ticket sales are final: no refunds for delayed, postponed, or canceled performances.”
Find out much more about Amanda Suk in Concert. Next: A book review of “Kidcest, A True Story.”
