I Have... I Will!
A Tween Reader Quiz

by ‘this guy’

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 I have read Tween Magazine
          This is the first issue I've ever read - 0 points
          Every now and then - 1 point
          When a friend lends me an issue - 2 points
          If my parents buy me an issue - 3 points
          When a new issue comes out - 4 points
          Whenever I get the chance - 5 points
          Everyday - 6 points

I have gone bottomless in public 💖
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't tried it, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I go bottomless every month - 5 points
          I go bottomless at least once a week - 6 points

I drank so much alcohol I got drunk🍸
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I get drunk every week - 5 points
          I get drunk every day - 6 points

I have had sex with a guy without knowing his name💋
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I do that every week - 5 points
          I do that every day - 6 points

I have smoked an unfiltered cigarette 🚬
          I would never do something so unhealthy - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I do that every week - 5 points
          I do that every day - 6 points

I have skipped a meal to keep from getting fat🙅
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I will probably do it at some point - 1 point
          I did once: I won't do it again -  2 points
          I did once: it sucked, but to stay thin I will do it again - 3 points
          I've done it, staying thin feels good so I'll do it again - 4 points
          I skip a meal every week - 5 points
          I skip a meal every day - 6 points

I have layed in the sun when I already had a sunburn🔥
          I would never do that - 0 points
          What's the point? - 1 point
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 2 points
          I did it once, and I won't do it again - 3 points
          I did it once, it seemed pointless, but I will do it again - 4 points
          I've done it: it was great and I'll do it again - 5 points
          I do every time I get a sunburn - 6 points

I have told fat girls they need to lose weight🐖
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did: it felt wrong so I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did: it felt wrong, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did: gotta help the fatties, so I will do it again - 4 points
          I do that every week - 5 points
          I do that every day - 6 points

I have worn high heels to the beach 👠
          I would never do that - 0 points
          Why would anyone do that? - 1 point
          I haven't, but it sounds fun: I'm going to try it - 2 points
          I did, it was hard to walk in the sand: I won't do it again - 3 points
          I did, it was great: I will do it again - 4 points
          I wear high heels everywhere but the beach - 5 points
          I wear high heels everywhere I go - 6 points

I wear underwear🍒
          Everyday - 0 points
          Whenever I go outside - 1 point
          To School - 2 points
          If my parents make me - 3 points
          Only if I'm wearing a skirt or dress - 4 points
          When the weather is cold - 5 points
          Never - 6 points

SCORING:
Total number of points:                                 You’re…
0-9 ....................................................... A Pathetic Prude👎
10-19 ................................................... A Little Loser

20-29 ................................................... Almost Average
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30-39 ................................................... Posing as a Partier
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40-49 ................................................... Extra Exciting
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50-59 ................................................... A Special Sexpot
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60 ........................................................ The Truly Terrific Tween Trollope
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