Junior Miss Pussy Analysis
Now that the Miss America Pageant has ceased to judge contestants on their attractiveness and has eliminated the swimsuit competition, the Junior Miss Beauty Pageant has decided to fill the social gap by emphasizing the sex appeal of young women. P.A.P.A.S is proud to sponsor the newly revamped competition. This analysis is designed to assist prospective contestants in making the most of their nude sexuality.
The Junior Miss Beauty Pageant has been significantly improved in recent years, but it is not correct to refer to it as the "Naked Daughter Contest." Our emphasis is still on beauty, brains, and talent; we have simply eliminated the feminist hostility toward femininity. Nevertheless the nudity segment has undeniably become the most popular part of the competition. Therefore, as a service to our contestants we are providing some useful tips on how to make your pussy as attractive as possible, because it is the focus of the nude completion and - with proper respect for the rest of your beautiful body - generally regarded as your most attractive feature.
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The above illustration includes two winners from previous competitions (Patricia and Jenny), one of this year's hopeful contestants (Karen), and an aspiring candidate for next year's pageant (Kat). You'll also find comments below from their proud parents. The pageant is open to girls aged 12 to 18, competing for the title of American Junior Miss. Cash prizes are awarded for the top three winners, and most contestants are recruited into promising careers in the pornographic movie industry, erotic dancing, and teen prostitution.
Pussy Analysis Report
Waiting for Pussy Hair
Licked by a boy
Loves to Masturbate!
Karen (12)
Dreams of getting into bed with her daddy one night. She turns her back him as he snuggles close behind her. They fall asleep. but late in the night she wakes to feel his hands on her brests and something big and hard pressed between the cheeks of her bottom. She sighs with happiness and begins to wiggle her cute little bottom!
Trims Pussy Hair
Well Fucked
Always wet
Masturbates with dildo, vibrator, etc.
Patricia (18)
She just started college and she wants to be a pary girl. She tried it all in high school, but now she wants to go wild. Gang bangs. Girl/girl. Bukkake. Pat is going to do it all.
Hairless Virgin
Plays with her clit
Kat (11)
She wants to kiss a boy. She wants to see a penis. She wants to touch one. She wants to play with it and make it cum. She wonders what it tastes like.
Wet
Shaved
Virgin
Masturbates with hair brush
Jenny (13)
Jenny is confused. She likes to play with herself in bed at night, but she doesn’t know why she thinks about her little friend Kat. All she knows is, Kat makes her cum. And may someday she will make Kat cum too.
Karen and Patricia
My girls were brought up to be proud of their beauty and to share it with everyone. From the earliest grades my wife and I dressed them in beautiful, attractive clothing and worked to enhance their self-esteem based on their looks. By the time they were old enough for the Junior Miss Pageant there was no holding them back. Patty was 14 when the rules were changed to to let girls be girls. She was disappointed when it was too late for her to enter the contest that year, so the next year we made sure she could. We were so proud when she won the regional and state crown, and the whole family was excited when we got to Atlantic City for the nationals. Her little sister was enthralled, and Patty let her help out all along the way: Picking out dresses, putting on makeup, shaving her pussy; she even let Karen watch her practice sucking cock for the talent competition. Sometimes I wonder if Karen's growing up too fast. Well, at least she isn't hanging around with boys the way Pat did. She's a real Daddy's Girl, and I hope she stays that way.
Kat
Kat can't wait to grow up. My little girl loves everything about sex. I can't keep her off the internet. She spends hours looking at pictures of boys and texting her friends about clothes, makeup, and dating. She hasn't hit puberty yet, so I don't let her go out … but I shudder to think what mischief she'll get into when she's old enough.
I try to be firm, but the truth is she can get anything she wants from her daddy; I can't resist that cute little pout. That's why she's going to be in the pageant next year, even though I don't much like the idea. Especially the part about nudity. My little girl is too young to be showing off her body! That's for strippers and porn stars.
Maybe she'll grow out of it if I let her get a taste. I'm just glad she spends so much time with her friend Jenny.
Jenny
Raising my daughter as a single mother has been difficult. Jenny was alway a bit of a tomboy. I was really surprised when she said she wanted to be in the Junior Miss pageant. All of a sudden it was clothes, shoes, and makeup instead of baseball, soccer, and scouts. I guess puberty will do that to a girl. She seemed really excited about the idea - especially the nude competition - as soon as she heard about it from her little friend Kat. After that there was no holding her back, and I'm proud to say that my daughter won her very first competition last year!
She was spending a lot of time with Kat even before that, but now it seems like they're doing things every day: Shopping, primping, having sleepovers… they just can't get enough of each other.
Kat's been a great influence on Jenny, and they're both looking forward to next year when Kat will be old enough to enter.
General Recommendations
Here are some easy ways to enhance the appearance of your pussy:
Pussy Hair. It's generally agreed that she should be shaved or waxed bare to show off your prettiest asset. At a minimum this means shaving your lips, and probably your mound as well, although playful styling of the hair on your mons is sometimes a plus.
Vajazzling and Jewelry. Both are encouraged, although piercing the labia and clit can be quite painful. It's part of the price you pay for beauty, and it's worth the cost.
Wet Pussy. Again, this is a no-brainer. A wet pussy is simply more attractive, just as you are more attractive when you smile!
Virgin Pussy. It's impossible to give a definitive answer on this subject; the judges have very different opinions. Some like a tight little untouched slit; while others adore puffy, blushing outer lips, and still others like to see your inner lips protruding like a naughty little girl sticking out your tongue. All of them do agree that a hard clit peeking out from under it's hood is visible proof of sexual excitement derived from the display of your body. And that's what the Junior Miss pageant is all about!
Fucking. Coming on stage with that "just fucked" look is totally daring. Naturally, it enhances the ever-popular wet pussy look (dripping with cum), but unfortunately it rules out the virgin pussy. It's probably the biggest decision a contestant can make, and sometimes it pays off spectacularly. And even if it doesn't, it's still great fun!
Showing Pink. The nude competition begins with stripping on stage, after which each girl gets five minutes to show off. It's up to you whether you want to part your lips with your fingers to display your inner pink. Of course masturbation is always welcome, so if you're confident enough to cum on stage you're sure to earn the attention of the judges and the appreciation of the audience.
