The Conspirators
"We're also having great effects on the military. Not only are we winning again, but the morale is way up in the combat units now that they don't have to pretend to be women anymore. Plus the guys getting back from deployment are seeing some real benefits. The USO has a backlog of girls volunteering to give them a real welcome home. Sure, it started out as a business for the strip clubs and bordellos, but even they aren't charging the troops anything."
"Right. And did you hear about the new regs? Senior officers can return a female soldier's salute by pinching her titty. And it works great with the new uniforms. Even if the woman is wearing a bra the regs say her nipples must be visible at all times. Not too tough with the see-thru tops the WACS are required to wear. We did contribute to the uniform design.
"Oh, and recruiting is way up for both sexes. Thank God we never really put women into combat. God looks after fools, drunks, and the United States of America."
"Isn't that what we've been after the whole time?"
"Sure it is, it's just great to see it happening at last. Really, we couldn't do much outside of the local community."
"True, but don't underestimate the power of a good education. We've been sending NiS kids out into the world with a great attitude about sex for almost a decade now, and getting them started right pays dividends. Lots of our girls are WACS today, and they love the new rules. Naked in School is turning out a generation of enthusiastic young sluts who are actually happy with life again."
"Yeah, but the PLPC hasn't given up. Ms Grundy is still peddling feminism every way she can, and there's always plenty of people who can't stand fun."
"OK. Well, next on the agenda: Women's sports. What do you have for us, number 17?"
"Good news, chief. And it wasn't easy; women's sports is a feminist stronghold, but we're making real progress in basketball and golf. First off, it turned out to be a great idea to let women's teams play men's, especially in school. The girls were bringing in the fans playing shirts vs skins, in fact you still see a lot of pickup games like that, especially mixed boy and girl teams, but when the single sex teams started playing each other, things really took off."
"I thought the men's teams were winning every game."
"Yeah, at first, even with all the distractions. But then the new invisible mesh uniforms hit the market. It wasn't so much that the girls could jump around a lot more, but right away there were more girls with bigger boobs joining the teams. Seventh graders with Natural Wonders! Unbelievable. That really got the boys distracted. Average game scores dropped somewhere into the teens, but nobody much cared. The real clincher, though, was the rule change we put through on personal fouls. We got them to exempt tits, ass, pussy, and cock. That kind of touching led to more than just distraction. In fact, you see lots of guys guarding girls who back right into them, so the guys reach around and grab her tits. The new rules say she can hold the ball while that's going on, but if she doesn't drop it inside 60 seconds she gets a free throw.
"That's led to lots of opposition research on what specific girls like, and inspired the guys to learn how to touch them. Even if she does drop the ball, a lot of them stay like that, taking them out of the game until the girl breaks it off. In the meantime the guy's team is allowed to substitute another player. Sometimes you see two or three couples making out right up until the buzzer sounds."
"Wow. Guess I need to get to more basketball games. So what about golf?"
"We're making progress. We got the league to adopt the new penalty stroke rules. Instead of just adding to the score, she can opt to take a challenge stroke, but only if she's wearing a Pussy Free bottom. Her opponent gets 60 seconds of tongue action before she takes her stroke. Pretty challenging."
"What about the straight women?"
"There are straight women golfers?"
"OK, I see your point. That should liven up the game.
"The real concern is the feminists. Where do we stand on the PLPC?"
"They're still a big pain in the ass. They're ruining lives all across the country with their anti-sex witch hunts. Fortunately we have plants in their national council and in most every one of their local organizations. We've been able to show the press what hypocrites they are and bring down some of their biggest names, but the MSM is full of feminists, so a lot of our work never gets reported."
"Well, that's nothing new. We just have to keep showing them up at their own events when reporters are already there covering them. Besides, they can't resist a horny little slut any more than we can. We've turned a lot of their supporters, sometimes secretly so we can set them up for future public embarrassments.
"Also, we've got three more state legislatures ready to pass Naked in School programs, and Iowa is dropping the rule against sex in the classroom. That one cost us $10,000 in campaign contributions, but PAPAS took in more than that in donations from parents who like their daughter's new attitude. Not to mention the NiS girls volunteering to lobby the politicians. That's our best resource."
"So how are the other school initiatives coming?"
"Pretty well. We've managed to get aphrodisiacs in school water supplies most everywhere, at least for high schools. Plus about half the middle schools. Nutritional supplements all the way down to first grade to encourage early puberty are doing fine, we just have to be quiet about them. The school lunch sex hormone supplements are pretty much limited to schools with NiS programs, though. It's hard to keep secret because of all the faculty that's involved, and we can't take a chance on being caught. The water supply is driving kids wild, but people usually think that's just the way kids are. And they're right.
"Junior Sex clubs and Future Strippers of America are doing pretty well, too. They're in 90% of the NiS schools, and there's a lot of interest by kids in most other schools, too. The tough part is getting the school boards to support it. That's a big drain on our funds."
"Well, at least the Girl Sluts are doing great. They've started 14 new Passels since last month, and membership is over four million. Girl Scouts was down to 1.6 before they started the new program ten years ago. The girls are having a great time, and their porn sites are bringing in so much money they're financing new Victoria's Little Sister stores in seven different cities. We're handling the money transfers and the front men."
"Thank you, number 17. That about wraps up the agenda, except for the financial report from Her Daddy's House. Brother Harrison?"
"Still our biggest funding source. We took in nearly five million dollars last month, up from 4.5 the year before. We still cleared 4 mil even after bribes. There isn't much resistance to teen bordellos any more, now that people see what a great opportunity it is for teenage girls. The only real concern is the number of mom and pop brothels opening up. We're starting to get some serious competition in the teen hooker market. Should we be trying to bring them in?"
"I don't think that's necessary. We aren't in this for the money. The more fucking the better. These guys are on our side, whether they know it or not."
"You're right chief. Sometimes I get wrapped up in the numbers and lose sight of the sex. I expect it'll be easier to remember when my daughter hits puberty."
"You can count on that, Bill. Melody is going to be a real tart. Don't forget to take pictures!"
