Bringing Up Daddy
Whistles and applause echoed through the building as a small but lovely girl emerged from the curtain next to the flag and walked to center stage. She stopped there, looking surprisingly prim and shy. Only her short skirt would have seemed out of place at a middle school assembly thirty years ago. Her long chestnut hair, sweet face, small breasts, and long legs would have let her pass for one of the students. She wore simple sneakers with frilly white socks.
Despite her nondescript attire, everyone instantly recognized the star of Bringing up Daddy, America’s favorite porn sitcom. Her radiant smile exuded the same innocent sexuality that got her out of trouble every week without fail, after her raging hormones got her into trouble every week without fail.
The monitors on the walls zoomed in on the slight jiggle of her breasts and the nipples poking through her thin blouse, confirming for the students that she still had not started wearing a bra. Kelly waived to the crowd as the applause continued, beaming happily at her fans. She began to twirl a strand of hair around one finger and bounce coyly from foot to foot, waiting for the kids to simmer down.
“Hi,” she said shyly as the applause and whistles began to abate. “It’s great to be back at CMS.” Kelly smiled again as the clapping resumed.
“Just two years ago I was one of you, sitting right here in this auditorium. I didn’t have any idea where my life was going, and to tell you the truth, I didn’t much care. I was a lot more interested in getting through the week, trying to make a ‘C’ in geometry, and hoping I’d get invited to the Spring Dance. The only thing that made me different was my mom, who always wanted to get me into television.
“Most people today don’t even remember that Bringing up Daddy was supposed to be a regular sitcom about a clueless single father trying to raise his mischievous little girl. Only two years ago there wasn’t one single pornographic weekly series in prime time TV. Hard to believe, right?
“It all started when Ken, my ‘daddy’, was supposed to console me after we found out mommy had walked out on us. I was supposed to be sad, but as soon as I crawled up on his lap I noticed he had a huge hard-on. I had to squirm around to get comfortable, and once I had it trapped between my cheeks it felt so good I just couldn’t keep from rubbing it against my pussy.
“I didn’t realize how obvious it was to the camera, but I sure knew that Ken was responding. Instead of just keeping his arm around me, he started playing with my nipples. I can’t really blame him. They were sticking through the little white T-shirt I was wearing.
“Nobody had ever touched me like that before, and it felt so good that I just kept rubbing myself against his hard cock while we stumbled through our innocent lines of dialog about how we would always take care of each other.
“It was the worst acting anybody ever saw, but it was smoking hot, and when the ratings came back from the first episode the sponsors started yelling for more. We’d already filmed the second episode, the one about my birthday party, but we went back and turned it into a pool party with all my friends in bikinis and my daddy trying to keep us all under control.
“We won not only our time slot, but we were the top rated program of the week. That was when the producer decided to have me put into the Naked in School program.
“Remember, that was before The Program got started in Middle School. You guys didn’t even have it here at the time, so maybe I can take credit for the naked girls in the audience.” That brought another enthusiastic round of applause until each of the girls stood up and took a little bow.
“For a while we were afraid the FCC was going to shut us down. The Parent's League for the Protection of Chastity brought a lawsuit to try to prohibit girls under 18 from having sex live on broadcast TV, so during the first season I wasn’t allowed to do any of my own sex scenes, even though I did get to be naked most of the time. Then, just before the season finale, the Supreme Court ruled that pubescent girls had complete ownership of their own body and could do whatever they wanted, in private or in public.
“That's why I was allowed to suck off my ‘daddy’ in the last episode of the season and set the all time record for a network TV broadcast. Not even the episode where my mommy came home in the next season had a bigger worldwide audience.
“There’ve been lots of high points since then. The writers brought in my big sister Kitty, the stripper, I helped my best friend through her Program week and our lesbian fling, I became a cheer-leader and rewarded the whole team after the big game, and we had a graduation party for the Middle School girls who were still virgins.
“But let’s not forget, I’m here to tell you how to get into porn.
“Girls, you have a big advantage I didn’t have when I was your age. If you haven’t done your Naked in School week yet, be sure to make the most of it. You’ll learn a lot about yourself, and especially about sex! If you’re still a virgin right now, you won’t be by the end of your special week. It’s a very important time for you, and a perfect chance to get over your childhood inhibitions and experience all the joy there is in sex. Your parents can’t stop you even if they want to.
“If you’re embarrassed at the beginning of the week, make yourself let go and enjoy it. Ask for relief whether you want to or not, and pick as many different partners as you can. Some of us are lucky enough to have a steady boyfriend before we start The Program, and if you’re one of the lucky ones this is the perfect time to find out if he’s the right one for you.
“But you’ll never know until you try. That means all kinds of different boys, and men, as many as you want, and maybe even girls too. This might be your first chance to try out more than one at a time, so find out if you like it that way. I know I do!
“It’s always tempting to be the center of attention, but you should also try it with some friends. If you’re shy, it’s great to have them there for support, and you’ll also find out it’s a turn-on to see them doing the same things that’re happening to you.
“If you take my advice then by the end of your week you’ll know for sure if you want to be in porn. If so, go talk to your guidance councilor. She knows just exactly how to set up an audition. In fact, she’ll probably be able to let you have some footage from the school security cameras if you’ve been especially playful, and that’s a great way to get noticed by the big studios. Or you can talk to your friends about making some videos on your own.
“Get some good stills done by a professional photographer. You should have several facial shots, both demure and dripping with cum, and lots of full figure shots from fully clothed to completely nude. A good professional will know just what to look for. You should also include a few shots of actual sex, especially oral. Remember, though, there’s no substitute for fucking, and practice makes perfect!
“Also, don’t forget CMS is starting a mentoring program to match up girls with porn stars who can answer their questions and help them get started in the business. And if you two hit it off, you might even find yourself doing your first porno with your mentor!
You can ask your guidance councilors how, or check the new tear-out page they’ve added to the program manual explaining all the things we can do for you. I’m one of the mentors, so email me and we’ll set up a time to chat!”
Kelly waved to her fans as they applauded again. Principal Johnson strode back to the podium, gave her a friendly pat on the bottom, and tweaked her nipples as she turned to walk off stage. As he turned back toward his students, he reflected again on the deep satisfaction he felt in helping his girls find their destiny.
Kelly is now the proud sponsor of the Kupcake Klub, an organization of Girl Slut Tarts dedicated to preparing girls for an exciting sex life in her Girl Scout Adventures porn videos as soon as they reach puberty.
“There’ve been lots of high points since then. The writers brought in my big sister Kitty, the stripper, I helped my best friend through her Program week and our lesbian fling, I became a cheer-leader and rewarded the whole team after the big game, and we had a graduation party for the Middle School girls who were still virgins.
“Girls, you have a big advantage I didn’t have when I was your age. If you haven’t done your Naked in School week yet, be sure to make the most of it. You’ll learn a lot about yourself, and especially about sex! If you’re still a virgin right now, you won’t be by the end of your special week. It’s a very important time for you, and a perfect chance to get over your childhood inhibitions and experience all the joy there is in sex. Your parents can’t stop you even if they want to.
“If you’re embarrassed at the beginning of the week, make yourself let go and enjoy it. Ask for relief whether you want to or not, and pick as many different partners as you can. Some of us are lucky enough to have a steady boyfriend before we start The Program, and if you’re one of the lucky ones this is the perfect time to find out if he’s the right one for you.
“It’s always tempting to be the center of attention, but you should also try it with some friends. If you’re shy, it’s great to have them there for support, and you’ll also find out it’s a turn-on to see them doing the same things that’re happening to you.
“If you take my advice then by the end of your week you’ll know for sure if you want to be in porn. If so, go talk to your guidance councilor. She knows just exactly how to set up an audition. In fact, she’ll probably be able to let you have some footage from the school security cameras if you’ve been especially playful, and that’s a great way to get noticed by the big studios. Or you can talk to your friends about making some videos on your own.
“Get some good stills done by a professional photographer. You should have several facial shots, both demure and dripping with cum, and lots of full figure shots from fully clothed to completely nude. A good professional will know just what to look for. You should also include a few shots of actual sex, especially oral. Remember, though, there’s no substitute for fucking, and practice makes perfect!
“Also, don’t forget CMS is starting a mentoring program to match up girls with porn stars who can answer their questions and help them get started in the business. And if you two hit it off, you might even find yourself doing your first porno with your mentor!
You can ask your guidance councilors how, or check the new tear-out page they’ve added to the program manual explaining all the things we can do for you. I’m one of the mentors, so email me and we’ll set up a time to chat!”
Kelly waved to her fans as they applauded again. Principal Johnson strode back to the podium, gave her a friendly pat on the bottom, and tweaked her nipples as she turned to walk off stage. As he turned back toward his students, he reflected again on the deep satisfaction he felt in helping his girls find their destiny.
Kelly is now the proud sponsor of the Kupcake Klub, an organization of Girl Slut Tarts dedicated to preparing girls for an exciting sex life in her Girl Scout Adventures porn videos as soon as they reach puberty.
