Girl Scout Community Fund Drive -
Magazine Sales
by Blualien, edited by sevispac
(A Public Service Announcement)
Your local Girl Sluts need your support!
Even with the strong financial foundation of the official Girl Slut Pornographic Web Site, this fine organization still conducts all sorts of charitable activities aimed at encouraging teenage sexual promiscuity. If you support this worthy goal you need to be there for them!
Everybody knows about Girl Scout Cookie sales, and everybody loves the way they've been improved thanks to the partial nudity of today's official Girl Slut uniform, but did you know that our girls also sell some great magazines you can enjoy right in your own home? Here are just a few of the treats they have for your reading pleasure:
Girl's Life - The official magazine of the Girl Sluts! This monthly publication is a 'must have' for all Nymphette and Lolita Scouts, and it's also a great way to remind preteen Tarts of what they have to look forward to. Every month we bring you exciting, illustrated stories about real Girl Slut teen sex at home, in school, and throughout the community. It's a great way to learn how to spice up your Bevy and Passel meetings!
But what if your daughter is shy or just not ready for Girl Sluts? We have just the kindling to help you light her fire!
Young and Naked Magazine is for girls age 8 to 17. It promotes the advantages of being naked everywhere and everyday. Once a girl is used to this great idea, she can combine it with:
Toy Girl Magazine for the little nymphette 13 to 15 years old. Fashion and health tips, social etiquette and sexual secrets for little angels blossoming into horny little sluts. And while we're on the subject,
S.L.U.T. Magazine is for 15 to 19 year old girls who've reached the age where fucking is the main focus of her life. Similar to Toy Girl but for big sister, who's looking for new adventures. And for some very special sluts:
Incest Magazine promotes healthy family sexuality as a positive and safe activity for girls who love their father, brothers, uncles and/or cousins more deeply than social norms allow. It's a great way to see what girls are doing all over the neighborhood and all over the country, and encourage the same behavior right in the comfort of your home!
Once your daughter is living up to her potential she's sure to want to share her beauty with the world. Help her create truly professional quality pornography that she'll be proud to display on the Girl Slut web site (and you'll be proud to show your friends)!
S.H.E. Magazine covers all aspects of still and video pornography. Get the whole family involved! Sexual-Hyper-Exhibition can help girls get started in the business and become famous porn starlets, or just have fun with home productions.
And don't forget, it all started with the Naked in School program. This venerable institution has spread all over the country, but every community has it's own implementation, so
National School Girl Enhancement Program Magazine promotes nudity and sexual promiscuity in schools and keeps everyone abreast of the latest laws and regulations. Every month, exceptional young girls from around the country are profiled for your reading pleasure.
So the next time one of our girls come knocking at your door, don't be fooled by her good looks and (partial) nudity. At her age she's still bound to be a little shy and scared of rejection. Please be kind and let her know how sexy she is, and buy as many magazines as you can. You never know how she'll express her gratitude.
Remember: Every subscription comes with free access to the internet version of that magazine, plus a silver level pass to the Girl Slut Pornographic web site. As you know, parents are the key to their daughter's success and happiness, so get your daughter started today while she's still young and impressionable!
