The Official Girl Scout Guide to Teenage Prostitution
by Persephone
(A public service announcement by the Girl Sluts)
When a young girl reaches her teenage years and starts puberty, a lot of wonderful new thoughts start going through her mind, while even more wonderful changes are happening to her body.
Somewhere around age eleven, her beautiful young breasts may be filling out.
By thirteen, she may have already had their first period. And a girl's first period is a magical moment! It's her body's way of letting her know that her vagina is ready to be filled with cock. Her sex life is about to begin!
From then on, girls will spend a *lot* of time thinking about sex, about boys, masturbating, and wondering if she's ready.
The answer is *yes*.
Don't let 'morality' or a bunch of dumb laws written by repressed old men stop you from filling your body's natural needs. Your body is ready for sex - and that's the best thing that will ever happen to you! So why not turn it into a lucrative career? The Girl Scouts can help you turn your fantasies into reality!
You probably know that the GSA runs a nation wide network of underage prostitutes starting with the Nymphette Girl Scouts at age 13. Earn your Junior Hooker and Working Girl Merit Badges! Our services are customized to the local sex market. In some places we team up with local businesses like Her Daddy's House Teen Bordello, in others we run our own call girl services, and in still others we operate Girl Slut Brothels. There's probably one near you, but even if there isn't we can "hook you up" with a business that's both fun and profitable!
1) Is this what I want to do with my life?
The Girl Sluts always encourage girls to think for themselves. If sex is on your mind a lot, it's only natural to pursue it. Do you want more sex than you're getting from your steady boyfriend? (Or horny brother? Or loving Daddy?)
2) Will people look down on me if I have sex for money?
Here's the answer - you are your *own person*. You should never listen to anybody else telling you what you want to do. Yes, some people might reject or resent you: If you listen to the wrong music, or hang out at the wrong clubs, or dress in the wrong clothes. To hell with 'em! You have to live your own life. There will always be people who respect you and people who resent you. So hang out with the people who let you be you, doing what you want, and always listen to your pussy first!
3) I'm only 15. What happens to me if my parents kick me out for having sex for money?
First, see our answer to #2. Second, if your parents do kick you out, we're happy to say that many of our regular clients are eager to open their homes to wayward girls. If you find yourself on the street, contact us and we will have a warm bed for you within 12 hours. Whether or not you'll be in that bed alone, we can't guarantee, but you can get started making money right away!
4) Can I make a lot of money as a teen hooker?
TONS!!! You get to set your own price based on our guidelines and your preferences. As a rule of thumb, $50-$100 for oral sex and $200-$250 for regular intercourse are pretty standard rates. If you suck a dozen cocks and six guys fuck your pretty young pussy, you could go home with over two thousand dollars in one night, tax free!
5) Is this like a dating service? Would I be working for a pimp?
Neither! Think of the Girl Sluts as more like a referral service or a talent agency. We'll have you working in a clean, safe teen brothel if there's one nearby, but otherwise customers will contact us with age, looks, activities of the kind of girl they'd like. We show them a list and help them contact you. Your donation back to the Girl Scouts is entirely voluntary. We don't set any kind of percentage or commission fee. You are your own boss. We do offer health services, such as first aid and The Shot, for a small fee. The important thing is helping our girls live up to their sexual potential and making the world a hornier place!
6) How do I get started as a teen hooker? Where do I go, what do I wear?
Talk to your Passel Master or Mistress. They'll lay out your options. Then, if this is your first time hooking, they'll pair you up with a Big Sister from Lolita Scouts who knows all about teen prostitution. You'll watch her, follow her lead, and learn the "tricks of the trade" from her until you're confident enough to go solo. (And a lot of guys really like to play with two girls at once! Many girls continue to work as a team long after the apprentice has started her solo career.)
Testimonials from some of our popular Teenage Hookers:
Angela Brooke, age 16
"When I was little, I never thought I'd be a hooker, I thought they were like dirty and gross. But the Girl Sluts really changed my mind and showed me how cool it was. Then, when my parents kicked me out of the house at 14 for fucking my brother, I moved right into a Girl Scout Brothel and started to discover myself. And you know what? I LOVE it. No shame, no guilt, none of the baggage my folks tried to load on me. I get to dress sexy and meet really sweet guys - they won't let weirdos hire us - and OMG the sex! Every day is a party. I recommend it to every girl who loves to get paid to fuck!"
Amy Brimmer, age 14
"It started by accident. I helped a boy in the Program get relief in class. He was so sweet! He cleaned up my face for me, but I didn't know he left a big blob of cum on top of my hair, so I was really surprised when a boy stopped me in the hall and said he'd give me $20 for a blow job. I was so surprised I said no, but all night long I couldn't stop thinking about it. The next day I asked him if he still had the money, and pretty soon I was giving blow jobs between every class! I contacted PAPAS and they got my school to set up a web page where girls could schedule dates so we wouldn't be late to class. Now all my friends wear knee pads to school, and school spirit has never been higher!"
Teri Winchell, age 13
"I've been at this for almost three months now. It's SOOOO great, I love having rich guys buy clothes for me just so they can undress me. And I get to spend all THEIR money, hee hee! They take me home and watch me dress up and put on a show while they play with their thing. Then they have me stand there naked while they get all funky face and spray their gooey cream all over me. Then they pay me!!! My friend Ashleigh wants to start sucking cocks for them together and ohh I can't wait for her to turn 13!"
Testimonials from of our valued clients:
Mr M__ H__, national politician
My job is very stressful and I sometimes need serious relief: The relief that only a flirtatious, nude fifteen year old girl can provide. The Girl Sluts understand my need for discretion and they've never let me down. The girls are everything you could hope for in a teenage prostitute: beautiful, flirty, sexy, giggly, and when you see them in their cute little uniforms it's hard not to cum on the spot! We meet at private locations away from paparazzi. I can always call the local Girl Scout Passel when I feel the need for a sexy teenage girl sucking my cock."
Mr G___ O___, High School Gym teacher
"As a cheerleader coach I'm surrounded by pretty girls in skimpy clothes six hours a day, but I can't touch them on the job. But I have needs... so I make my Girl Sluts wear cheerleader uniforms the way I *want* them to, and the girls love it when I have them undress each other and make out on the gym equipment as I pound into their hot, wet pussies. I strongly recommend the Girl Sluts for all your teenage sexual needs!"
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The Girl Sluts are pleased to endorse the following educational materials from the Parent's Association for the Promotion of Adolescent Sex (PAPAS):
- The Teenage Girl's Guide to Adolescence
- The Teenage Girl's Guide to Prostitution
- The Parent's Guide to Teenage Porn Stardom
- 21 Rules to a Young Girl's Happiness
- Parent's Guide to Raising a Happy Teen Slut
