Brookside Homeowners Association Agreement
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Article III

As a home owner and resident of the Brookside community, you and your family have full access to the Brookside HOA website at no cost. In addition to the standard information found on most HOA sites, we offer one very special benefit. In keeping with the clothing optional policy of Brookside, our residents are encouraged to post nude photos or videos of themselves and their guests. Full frontal nudity in these photos is mandatory for all young ladies between the age of 13 and 21, as well as younger girls who have reached puberty. This means you will have the opportunity to get to know all of your neighbor girls without their clothing, even if they do not take advantage of the voluntary nudity policy. This policy also applies to overnight visitors. To encourage compliance, all residents have the authority to require any girl to strip completely naked if she does not have a recent (within the last year) photograph on her web page. This policy will be enforced by Brookside Security in case of non-compliance.

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All other attractive women are encouraged to set the example for teenage girls by posting their own explicit pictures on their web page. Prepubescent girls under age 13 must post head shots similar to year book photos. School portraits are perfect, and Brookside Elementary will post these automatically upon request. Note that our policy has recently changed due to resident demand: Voluntary nude photos in this age category, including selfies, are now authorized and when they are submitted and approved by the HoA.

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Pornographic photos and videos including fucking, oral, and anal sex are encouraged, and are permitted between family members. Tasteful depictions of multiple partners, cum shots, facials and Bukkake are welcome. Naturally, these activities can be filmed in public anywhere in the neighborhood, and are authorized at all times regardless of whether they are filmed. Parents are advised to monitor their young children if they do not want them exposed to these activities, although most families take advantage of these unique educational opportunities.

There is no limit to the number or size of your postings on our neighborhood pornographic website. Paid access by non-residents will be credited against your HOA dues and assessments, so please take full advantage and make yourself and your family famous throughout the neighborhood. You're sure to discover that Brookside deserves its reputation as a great place to raise a family.

Please visit P.A.P.A.S. for further information.

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