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Disclaimer: This is a sexual fantasy. The author does not advocate or participate in underage sexual activities. If you are offended by pornography, for God's sake stop reading internet porn, you idiot.

If you are underage and interested in sex, welcome to the human race. This is a fantasy, without consequences. Real sex has consequences like pregnancy (duh!), disease, and emotional devastation. Don't ever let anybody talk you into doing something you aren't ready for. When you are old enough to be ready, relish every minute. But right now, get outta here, kid! You trying to get me in trouble?

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With a little bit o' luck,
with a little bit o' luck,
We can have it all and not get caught!
~ My Class Motto

Reality keeps stepping on fantasy, but every now and then fantasy bites reality's ankle. Recently there has been a social panic about sex, leading to a lot of guys having their lives destroyed by uptight feminists. Worse yet, we've gone off the deep end pretending that sex doesn't exist, and that men and women are just some kind of malformed eunuchs. In all sincerity, let me say I will fight that idiotic belief to the death. Part of that fight is the pornography I post on this site.

I will continue to post more news stories about real, naughty, socially forbidden sex. In the meantime, here are a few recent news items that could easily be confused with stories written for this web site:

Naked News

Teen Vogue

Public Fun

Weird

Victoria's Little Sister

Oral Sex

Naked in School

Natural Wonders

Naked News

When Persephone wrote Teenage Naked News she didn't know about Jenny Scordamaglia, a talented reporter for Miami TV who improved her image by wearing see thru tops and eventually progressed to full nudity. Naturally, this gained her an appreciative audience. You can join them here.

Teen Vogue

Teen Vogue has been catching a lot of flak for ostensibly encouraging teenage girls to consider a career in prostitution. The truth is a lot more mundane; they're just thinking about decriminalizing prostitution, so if you're looking for real encouragement, the HPoE is the right place:

Public Fun

A lady was arrested on the subway in England for public masturbation. Actually I think this sort of thing should be encouraged.

Weird
Girls! This is why it's so important to trim your bush:

Victoria's Little Sister

The Fantasy

Victoria’s Little Sister is the newest venture from Victoria’s Secret, encouraging underage girls to become sluts, ready or not! We believe a girl doesn’t have to be ready for high school to be ready for fucking. We sponsor weekly fashion shows in which the youngest girls can show off the newest fashions for their daddies and anyone else lucky enough to attend. We also provide private rooms for girls who want their daddies to show them just what their new fashions are really intended for.

The Reality

Parents have been outraged at the latest Victoria’s Secret Pink ad campaign, titled “Bright New Things”. The campaign was clearly targeted towards a younger audience than is usual, probably young teens or tweens (the models rode bikes through beach scenes, wearing neon colors). However the clothing was not suitable for kids of this age. For instance, one garment advertised was a bright lingerie with provocative slogans such as “Call Me” printed across the back of a thong. That this merchandise should be sold to children 10-14 is completely inappropriate. However it is and has been happening. You would be hard pressed to find a girl in a middle school who does not own a single pair of Pink yoga pants.

“Once one girl has it, everyone needs it, and before you know it the lingerie is as main stream as jeans in middle school.” Sounds perfect to me!

And if those same girls bought the pants they would have walked right past all the lacy undergarments on their way to the cash register and perhaps even purchased something. Once one girl has it, everyone needs it and before you know it, the lingerie is as mainstream as jeans in middle school. Who knows how long before the trend trickles into elementary school. Victoria’s Secret used to be targeted towards college aged audiences.

That the company has lowered its target age may be saying something about modern society. We all know that the kind of lingerie that Victoria’s Secret sells has a sexual connotation. Clearly, selling it to kids below that age of 13 isn’t going to help teen pregnancy rates. Of course, we don’t want to sound like the uptight party poopers however, companies must draw a line some where.

The Other Reality

In case you're thinking, "only in America," you'll be glad to know that Victoria's is also encouraging the growth and development of young girls across the pond. And just like here, uptight moms are trying to hold back their hot daughters. Don't dispair, girls, nature will take its course, and so will you!

Oral Sex

Businesses

I love capitalism.

Businesses are always finding new ways to meet demand and serve our every need. This year's prize for innovation goes to Facegirl, a firm that started the Fellatio Cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, and now in the U.K. Customers are able to enjoy their morning coffee while they receive a blow job from one of the lovely attendants they select from an iPad. I wonder if they got the idea from Sucker's Restaurant. Anyway, it's a good idea for your own Home Town.

Women's Health

Oral sex has gotten a lot more popular in recent years. Girls today are pretty much expected to suck cock, maybe even before their first fuck. Seems to me like a great advance for civilization. Almost as important, there's all kinds of information claiming to show the health benefits of semen. That kinda strikes me as a likely story, but I have an open mind, and if it provides an excuse for any woman to swallow, I am totally convinced.

Naked in School

Maybe it just get reported more often, but it sure seems like there are an awful lot more incidents of female teachers fucking around with their students. It always gets reported as child abuse with the teacher going to jail, but I have to say it's the first time I've ever wished I was back in school. So yes, if these kids are getting hurt, it's a crime, but I have a sneaking suspicion the 'victims' are enjoying it just as much as the perp.

My favorite was Meredith Powell. Back in 2014 she admitted to having sex with several of her teenage students in her classroom. Click her pick to go to her video on YouTube.

On an equally fun but less criminal note, there've been a number of school teachers lately who are current or former porn stars. In 2012 an Oxnard, California middle school teacher named Stacie Halas was identified as Tiffany Six after some of her students recognized her in action on line. Sadly, she was fired. Happily, she had another career to fall back on.

The same school, Richard B. Haydock Intermediate, was also in the news in 2010 when a middle school boy and girl were caught video taping themselves having oral sex in class. This is why school choice is so important to concerned parents.

2014 was a good year for porn. Belle Knox was a student at Duke who was also a beautiful young starlet. When that fact became public she was harassed. In my opinion she should have been thanked and held up as a role model for girls in college. Unlike most of them, she had no trouble paying off her student loans.

Mary Beth Haglin, a twenty something teacher in Cedar Rapids lost her job in 2015 for having massive amounts of sex with a 17 year old student, even though the age of consent in Iowa is 16. Fortunately she had no trouble finding work as a stripper before starting her career in porn.

Technically it has nothing to do with NiS, but the trend in girls switching careers to porn is encouraging. Page Jennings was a successful Wall Street intern before she decided there's more to life than boring spreadsheets and stocks. She made the temporary career change when she was 23, adopting the name Veronica Vain and the rest of us got the permanent benefit of her choice.

Porn actress Nina Skye "said her dream job was 'having sex,' noting the 'easy money' that comes with the job." She seems like a very bright young lady to me. Sadly, her employer didn't consider this the best qualification for a preschool teacher at a Christian School. Fortunately she was easily able to get by on her new salary, starting when she was handed $2,500 for her first boy-girl X-rated scene. Sometimes virtue gets rewarded.

Getting back to school, some families just can't let their kids have any fun. Well, granted it might not be all fun and games for a 13 year old to have his teacher give him a blowjob in class, but personally I would be willing to risk it. Actually they had sex three times before they got caught, and Miss Zamora will probably be going to jail. A sad outcome for a very dedicated teacher. And here's an update in early 2019.

… and we shouldn't forget the student body. This young lady was campaigning for high school president and decided to strip naked on stage to get positive exposure. I don't know if she won, but she has my vote!

https- www.yahoo.com entertainment ga-high-school-teacher-accused-205126014

Seems like a long time since we've had a nice, kinky student/teacher sex story to add to the page, but I regret to say that Sarah Brooks, age 25, now finds herself in legal trouble for a simple little romp with a high school boy whom she might not even have known was a student at her school. Back in the days when hetero-sex was legal this would have resulted in congratulations and envy, not prison. Just what the hell is wrong with this society?

A California high school newspaper just won its battle to publish an interview with a soon-to-graduate senior and her new career in porn. Caitlin Fink (who definitely needs a better stripper name) has already made a substantial amount of money selling erotic photos of herself on smartphones and is aspiring to become a stripper. She's looking forward to her first professional pornographic movie shoot and is enthusiastic about her future. "It speaks to every 14-year-old freshman who is sitting in class reading the article who has failed three classes her freshman year and now has a choice to make." Sounds like Caitlin made the right one.

It's 2019, and sad to say we're still seeing teachers go to jail for perfectly fun classroom activities. Kristen Boyle is a little different, 'cause she's a school psychologist who was having sex with a student in class. Well, until the NiS program gets going I guess that's a chance she took. Anyway, we only hear about the ones that got caught, so maybe there's a lot more of this going on. Ah, school days.

Addie Andrews - Morman teenie to porn star. She was brought up to be a good girl, but when she couldn't find a job in LA (despite her degree from BYU) Addie started a new career as a stripper, which quickly led to numerous offers from talent agents in the porn business. Today she's a fast rising starlet and an excellent role model for young girls everywhere. Remember girls, you can be anything you want!

Teacher of the Year Randi Chaverrilla Allegedly gave Student Oral Sex in Classroom.

It sounds like plagiarism straight from the HPoE, heck, it even sounds like a name I made up, but it's real! And she's Teacher of the Year, an honor I think has never been so properly bestowed. Needless to say Randi is in trouble with the Fun Police, but I bet she's popular with her students. I wonder if she's been reading about Gwen Harris and the activities in her English class. Regardless, she's doing her best to improve the quality of a high school education.

“The most important role of a teacher is to help shape future generations to become successful members of our community,” Chaverria said. “More than any curriculum I teach my students, I hope that they will walk away from my classroom thinking of ways that they can make a difference in their community and impact the lives of others for the better.”

Dawn Gentry, a female family court judge in Kentucky, has been giving new meaning to the administration of justice. Among other things they say she asked a female attorney to sleep with her husband so she could accuse him of infidelity. She also asked the same woman to have group sex with her and a guitar player, although not actually in court.

As a fun judge, she supposedly had threesomes in the courtroom - including a female lawyer and the judge's former pastor and another including her secretary - and gave attorneys preferrential treatment after they had sex with her. Much as I approve of her activities, that does interfere with the objectivity of the court unless she has sex with both sides. According to people who complained, Judge Dawn used the court as a fun house to have sex with her staff and friends.

Natural Wonders

“My nipples never get hard,” complained one New Yorker,

a 28-year-old hoping to walk away with breasts like Kendall Jenner. Lucky for her, designer nipples are popping up all over New York. Dr. Norman Rowe, a Park Avenue plastic surgeon, says many of his female patients want that “high beam or headlight look.” Procedures at Rowe’s office, which include Botox fillers injected into the areola, start at $700 and could last up to two years of perkiness.

The HPoE enthusiastically endorses this technological innovation.

I'll be updating this page as the news demands. Seen any news that ought to be included here? Shoot me an email:

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