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Jamie Lynn's
"FUCK YOU"
Show

Season One

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Starring: Jamie Lynn Spears (18) & Kristen Alderson (18)


*Series Summary*
Y'all can't keep a good girl down. Especially one with the world's most perfect tan and smoothie. But Alexa Nikolas sure tried when she broke Jamie Lynn's heart at the end of Season One. Well... the 'Tanned Princess' is BACK! Back, for an ALL NEW 2nd season that is, with a surprising new co-host, the former 'Cumming Out: Hawaiian Style' star, Kristen Alderson.

Jamie Lynn, with Kristen by her side, sets out to get over her EX and possibly even move on to a new love. While still welcoming an eclectic mix of celebs (male and female) to the studio for an "interview" and then some fun. And of course handing out her opinionated and wildly popular FUCK YOU'S of the week.

"Nicely satirical, VERY sexy and laugh out loud funny."


*ALL NEW Episode*

Episode Twenty
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Hayden Needs to do Some Butt Fuckin' Show
(Original airdate: 05/18/10)

Elle Fanning (11) & Hayden Panettiere (20)
In the ALL NEW 19th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', an ill-timed phone call from Hayden to Mackenzie sparks an idea that could have Hayden's lil bro getting some ass from his sisters ex-girlfriend. Later, an inspired play, designed by Kristen, plays out with Jamie Lynn in the role of the submissive and Kristen dominating. The local beach being the setting for the planned fun in which one girl grows a cock (and dresses like a bank robber on the way to a job) and one gets naked in the sunshine and is forced to...you'll see.


**Episode Guide*
(Season Two)

Episode Seven *Season Premiere*
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The First Fuckin' Show with Kristen
(Original airdate: 06/16/09)

*Guest Stars: Kristen Alderson (18)*
In the ALL NEW 7th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show' (Season Premiere), the 'Tanned Princess' is back and with her comes the shows ever entertaining announcer, Doc Evans, and...a major surprise to open the 2nd season. That surprise comes courtesy of Doc, when he places a phone call on Jamie Lynn's behalf to a person that isn't exactly fond of the Tanned One. This little decision, unintentionally, invokes the memory of the painful exit of Jamie Lynn's former lover/co-host Alexa Nikolas. In the end, Jamie Lynn ends up with a NEW co-host.

Episode Eight
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Fuckin' Olympic Show
(Original airdate: 12/01/09)

*Guest Stars: Alicia Sacramone (18)*
In the ALL NEW 8th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', the Tanned Princess and her new, very horny, co-host, Kristen, move a little closer in their personal lives. Later, the Summer of 2008's most talked about event gets a new airing when Alicia Sacramone arrives for a visit. Giving us her account of the Olympic screw job late last year. Jamie Lynn and Kristen then take Alicia to the studio's bed for some threesome fun.

Episode Nine
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Kristen Sucks Her First Fuckin' Cock Show
(Original airdate: 01/19/10)

*Guest Stars: Jansen Panettiere (15)*
In the ALL NEW 9th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', the Tanned Princess endures yet another therapy session before her and Kristen meet again. We then are privy to a revealing conversation that sheds some more light on the still developing relationship. Later, a reluctant Kristen may get to taste/try something a little new when Jamie Lynn unveils her latest (surprise) guest star, Jansen Panettiere, the ever horny little brother of Hayden Panettiere.

Episode Ten
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Kristen Fuckin' Twins Show
(Original airdate: 01/19/10)

*Guest Stars: 'Becky' Rosso (15) & 'Cammy' Rosso (15)*
In the ALL NEW 10th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', the relationship between Jamie Lynn and Kristen comes under scrutiny when the over protective, Hayden (Panettiere) finally gets wind of the news. Later, with the Hayden drama concluded Jamie Lynn and Kristen settle in at the studio for a new episode. An episode that features Jamie Lynn unveiling her latest surprise guests for Kristen and it's one that may have her horny co-host...seeing double and moaning double.

Episode Eleven
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: Elle's First Butt Fuckin' Show
(Original airdate: 01/26/10)

*Guest Stars: Elle Fanning (11)*
In the ALL NEW 11th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', it's revealed that the Tanned Princess is headed for the disabled list and, for the first time, reaches out for someone to help her. Kristen quickly agrees to fill in for her horny new lover as the host. Later, Kristen's debut as host, features the first Taboo Tv appearance of Elle Fanning, Dakota's little sister. We soon learn that the younger Fanning is much like her older sister in one important way.

Episode Twelve
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Fuckin' Show with Hayden and Mackenzie
(Original airdate: 02/02/10)

*Guest Stars: Elle Fanning (11)*, Hayden Panettiere (20), Mackenzie Rosman (19) & Michelle Trachtenberg (23)
In the ALL NEW 12th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', Jamie Lynn's stint on the sidelines has her reaching out for some help from her horny fuck buddies, namely Michelle Tractenberg. Later, a pair of surprise visitors, Hayden Panettiere and girlfriend, Mackenzie Rosman, arrive in Los Angeles for a visit. A move that has immediate ripples as old wombs open anew and new friends become lovers.

Episode Thirteen
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Fuckin' I Love You Show
(Original airdate: 02/16/10)

*Guest Stars: Michelle Trachtenberg (23), Elle Fanning (11)
In the ALL NEW 12th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', Jamie Lynn's stint on the sidelines has her reaching out for some help from her horny fuck buddies, namely Michelle Tractenberg. Later, a pair of surprise visitors, Hayden Panettiere and girlfriend, Mackenzie Rosman, arrive in Los Angeles for a visit. A move that has immediate ripples as old wombs open anew and new friends become lovers.

Episode Fourteen
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Executive Fuckin' Meeting Show
(Original airdate: 02/23/10)

*Guest Stars: Michelle Trachtenberg (23), Elle Fanning (11) & Ellen Page (23)
In the ALL NEW 14th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', the drama heats up as first guest stars Hayden (Panettiere) and Mackenzie (Rosman) discuss what their future will be and as it turns out they may want different things. Later, Michelle Trachtenberg's adventures with Elle take a turn when her girlfriend (Ellen Page) walks in on the twosome in mid-fuck. Finally, Jamie Lynn and Kristen's meeting with the Taboo TV network honcho's is filled with idea's and...outbursts.

Episode Fifteen
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Cruel Fuckin Joke Show
(Original airdate: 03/02/10)

*Guest Stars: Michelle Trachtenberg (23), Elle Fanning (11), Billi Bruno (12) & Ariel Winter (11)
In the ALL NEW 15th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', Michelle and Elle's relaxing day turns from boring to a lot more interesting when the (forever) horny twosome meets two new potential guests and quickly invites them in. Later, Jamie Lynn's giggling referral to a cruel joke turns out to be a lot more reality than she could have ever thought possible when she is blessed with a visitor she hoped she'd never have to see again.

Episode Sixteen
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Preteen Butt Fuckin' Party Show
(Original airdate: 03/09/10)

*Guest Stars: Michelle Trachtenberg (23), Elle Fanning (11), Billi Bruno (12) & Ariel Winter (11)
In the ALL NEW 16th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', on a very special night we present an epic episode that is so hot and satisfying that Jamie Lyunn and Kristen decided to watch from home instead of appear. Instead our special guest star, the ever horny Michelle Trachtenberg, gets to watch her horny little butt fucking demon, Elle Fanning, and her two horny new friends, Ariel Winters (ABC's Modern Family) and Billy Bruno (ABC's According to Jim) have a party like none she has ever seen. It's hot, it's totally satisfying and it's the first preteen sandwich ever on Taboo TV.

Episode Seventeen
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Elle Gets A Fuckin' Tan Show
(Original airdate: 03/16/10)

*Guest Stars: Elle Fanning (11), Jansen Panettiere (15) & Savannah Gipson (15)
In the ALL NEW 17th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', on a trip to the local tanning parlor, Kristen, Jamie Lynn and Elle recieve some not to pleasing news that may threaten to remove one of the show's newest (and horniest) members unless a deal can be struck. It may take all of Jamie Lynn's brain power to pull the group out of this mess. Also, is Mackenzie making a move on Hayden's little brother, Jansen? Later, with the crisis averted a member of the group gets her first tan and the results are stunning to say the least.

Episode Eighteen
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Elle Wears Ugg Boots and a Fuckin' Mask Show
(Original airdate: 05/04/10)

*Guest Stars: Elle Fanning (11), 'Becky' Rosso (11) & 'Cammy' Rosso (15)

Elle's Ugg Boots
Rey Mysterio Jr. Mask In the ALL NEW 18th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', (brought to you by Ugg Boots and WWEShop.com) Elle's butt fucking fantasies come true as she finally gets to follow in the footsteps of her horny big sis, (Twilight Saga: New Moon and Cumming Out: Hawaiian Style star) Dakota Fanning, as she gets a visit from

Episode Nineteen
The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show: The Jamie Lynn Gets Fuckin' Dominated Show
(Original airdate: 05/11/10)

*Guest Stars: Jansen Panettiere (15) & Savannah Gipson (15), Hayden Panettiere (20) & Mackenzie Rosman (20)
In the ALL NEW 19th episode of 'The Jamie Lynn Spears "FUCK YOU" Show', an ill-timed phone call from Hayden to Mackenzie sparks an idea that could have Hayden's lil bro getting some ass from his sisters ex-girlfriend. Later, an inspired play, designed by Kristen, plays out with Jamie Lynn in the role of the submissive and Kristen dominating. The local beach being the setting for the planned fun in which one girl grows a cock (and dresses like a bank robber on the way to a job) and one gets naked in the sunshine and is forced to...you'll see.

Directed by
Jamie Lynn Spears

Written by
TVM

'Film' Editor
TVM

Executive Producer
Jamie Lynn Spears

Produced by
Terri Van Martin
Sam Anderson



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