“Many of you might wonder why, since masturbation is so obviously good practice, that I don’t encourage it more.”

Penny yawned. The headmaster was always preaching to his pupils what they should do to improve their lives, and this was no exception. She wriggled uncomfortably in her seat while Mr Finnegan addressed the school assembly, surrounded by senior teachers, and accompanied by swotty Amanda who’d just read that inspirational text by Henry Miller.

(2003)

In the bloodsoaked chapel, following the Duke of Warwick's revenge, Amity gives praise to the lord.

Amity's Vow of denial is the only sacrifice she can make to the Lord who has spared her the fate suffered by the rest of the Baron of Flint's demesne as a result of his stupidity and dereliction of duty.

(2004)

Kate and Candice, together with Princess Cordelia, continue their quest for the Golden Knot.

The quest will soon be complete, but first they must obtain The Apogee Amulet from the giant Gorgaroth. And this is a deal only to be achieved by the women servicing the needs of his manhood.

(2003)

(2015)

As the daughter of the village shaman, 'En knows she is destined for a fortuitous marriage.

When a figure is washed up from the shore she knows who her husband will be.

But Nuna'en comes from the ice-covered north where customs are very different. And although his skill at hunting Big Game brings him ready acceptance in 'En's village, there are cultural differences he doesn't so readily understand.

(2004)

Rose-Marie is truly Blessed by Nature. She is wealthy, she lives in a tropical paradise, she is free to live her life wholly in the nude, and the world order is exactly as it should be.

But her composure is disturbed when she discovers that the insolent head gardener is a rebel from the British colony of Virginia.

(2002)

(2014)

It is a big day for Tachu. The contract for business she has worked so hard for is due for closure. She hopes all goes well and that the deal is sealed with the ceremony that traditionally accompanies it.

A business deal is never complete unless there is also Bukkake Business.

(2003)

Layla and Marianne are so terribly in love.

But Layla has exams to take and a future to look forward to.

So, Marianne is faced with The Choice: either she lets Layla study for those all-important final year exams or their relationship is doomed.

(2003)

(2003)

Many years and many trials unite Rebekkah and Ilse from the last days of the Third Reich to the fall of the Berlin Wall.

But in all those years, a dark shadow has clung to them just as they have Clung Together for comfort and love.

(2006)

Zoot celebrates her coming of age at a party organised for her. As she watches Uranus orbit above her, Zoot has to choose who will be privileged to initiate her into the adult world.

Will it be her mother, her best friend or someone totally different?

It is a tense choice as she can only ever once celebrate The Coming of Age.

(2001)

Dot finds Cottage Life in the 1960s a really groovy experience, but she much prefers it when her brother, Bill, and their lover, Sam, are around. Then there's no limit to the groovy fun they can have together.

But even a chick as liberated as Dot is troubled by Bill's current obsession.

(2003)

The Cream of Sheba is a familiar name to anyone who frequents Internet sex sites.

His stories of sex and, well, sex are popular with an audience hungry for stories dripping with women with huge breasts, variants on conventional coupling, and, of course, sex.

But what is the Cream of Sheba really like in real life?

(2006)

Pumping. Thumping. Jumping.

Every year in Ireland and the UK, there is a festival known as Creamfields. Here the best DJs cane the most essential tunes.

It is an opportunity for dancing, having it large and, of course, sex.

Critically acclaimed by the Tainted Lime, creamfields is a tale which brings this all to life.

(2000)

Kevin is a regular patron of Cyberwhore.

He is particularly keen on Sindy: a whorebot who is the answer to all his dreams.

But as much as he loves her, he doesn’t know what she thinks of him or her job.

Can Kevin muster the courage to find out?

(2007)

Diana is a prostitute in the temple of Aphrodite and sincerely believes in the value of her service to the goddess.

But when her friend Andromeda adopts the new religion of Christianity, Diana's faith in her Devotion to Aphrodite is also shaken.

(2001)

This is the story of A Dick's Life, from youthful exuberance through jaded middle age to final senescence.

A moral tale from which we can all learn.

(2015)

Zoe and Esther are hosting a special kind of party, but when Esther's friend Pauline arrives she comes accompanied by Nigel. And Nigel doesn't quite know what sort of party he's been invited to.

However, Zoe is sure she'll know what to do when Dinner is Served. Especially when that dinner is as appetising as Nigel.

(2001)

Susan has it all: good looks, excellent connections and a life spent amongst the rich and famous.

But for all that, what she feels for everyone else is pretty well nothing but Disgust.

(2014)

Sister Divine has surrendered everything to her faith. Her career, her vanity, her clothes and her hair. All to serve the very ascetic order of the Damascene Nuns.

However, her love for the Lord is threatened by stirrings of feeling toward her fellow nuns. A feeling only made worse when she meets a new nun, Sister Love. This is the story of Sister Divine's struggle with her faith and her discovery of a different kind of Divine Love.

(2001)

Jennifer was expecting many new things when she and her husband moved to a new town when Kenneth took up his new job,

What she hadn't expected was for a prostitute to openly sell her services on her very doorstep.

Nor was she prepared for her husband's reaction.

(2006)

Eunice is Doubly Endowed. Not only is she a beautiful girl, but she possesses assets not shared by most other women and normally associated with men.

Life is good for her. She has all the sex and drugs a girl could ever desire.

But she is not satisfied until she can also have possession of Yolanda.

(2003)

It seemed appropriate that Sunbeam, composer and lead singer, should change the name of her rock group to Excess.

What better word was there to describe an all-girl rock group that regularly performed sex on stage and who were as excessive in their off-stage sex as they were in front of their enthusiastic audiences?

(2006)

Khadija sincerely cares for her students at the School of Sexual Studies where she teaches Practical Les. Both in the classroom and outside.

She particularly cares for Azalea. Such a bright student, but so vulnerable too! Can she really cope with the pressure of her studies? Or will she fall victim to the demands of Extracurricular Love?

(2001)