From the Twisted Primer

The Ghost Story By Will Somers, 2007 Codes: bg, oral, 1st, cons, parody The ghost story scared Danny, so he told his cousin Katie. Now she can't sleep. How can Danny help?

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Danny went on a Cub Scout overnight. He got to stay in a tent. He spent all night with his friends Bobby and Sam. They told ghost stories.

Bobby told about a skeleton that jumped out of a closet. Everybody jumped with surprise. Then they all laughed.

Next, Sam told a very scary story. A girl and boy were alone in a car. They were on a dark road. They heard an awful noise. The boy got out to see what caused it. Then a monster attacked him. Parts of his body rained down onto the car. Blood dripped all over the windows. The poor girl was trapped.

"Then what happened?" All the boys wanted to know.

"Nobody knows," said Sam, quietly.

All the boys were scared that night. Danny couldn't sleep. He wanted to save the girl from the car. He was afraid the monster would attack her.

He imagined he saved her. She said, "You are my hero!" Then she kissed him. They hugged. Her warm, soft hands stroked his skin. Danny's weenie got hard.

When Danny got home, his cousin Katie was visiting. She was only a little older. He liked her long, red hair and grey eyes. She had really long, slim legs. She looked wonderful in short skirts.

Danny told Katie story. She shivered. She asked, "What happened to the girl?"

"Nobody knows," said Danny.

Katie was scared.

That night, Katie came into Sam's bedroom. Everyone else was asleep.

"I can't sleep," she said. "I am scared."

"Stay here with me," Danny said. He turned on his night light.

Danny was happy. He could save a girl from the horrible monster. They hugged each other. Danny stroked her long, soft hair.

Katie wore a silky little nighty. It felt really nice. Danny stroked the soft fabric. He felt his weenie tingle. Katie shivered and hugged Danny.

Danny and Katie kissed. Katie slid her tongue into Danny's mouth. Danny's weenie stuck out straight and hard.

"You're my hero," she sighed. "But I'm still scared. Can you make me feel better?"

Danny felt proud. His pretty older cousin needed him. "I will do anything to make you feel better!"

"Can you lick my muffy?"

Danny was surprised.

"Is it clean? Does it taste good?" he asked.

"I washed myself before bedtime," she said. "Bigger boys love to lick nonnies. It will make me feel safe an happy."

Katie lifted the lacy hem of her nighty. She spread her legs. Danny crawled between her legs. He looked at Katie's muffy. It looked like two little lips with tiny hairs at one end.

"Spread the little lips open," Katie said. "Then lick the insides up and down."

Danny touched the little lips. He spread them open. Katie whispered, "You are my hero!"

Danny leaned closer. It was red and damp inside. It smelled funny. He liked the smell.

He was her hero. He stuck out his tongue. He licked up and down. Katie sighed happily.

Danny licked up and down and up and down. Katie moved her hips back and forth with his tongue. Her muffy was really wet.

Danny tried to lick the middle part. Katie moved her hips down. He licked a little knob on top instead. Katie gasped.

"That feels really, really nice," she sighed.

Danny's tongue licked the little knob back and forth. Katie gasped again and again. Her fingers rubbed and squeezed her little nipples under her silky nighty.

Shyly, Katie asked, "Can you stick your finger in my hole?"

"What hole?" asked Danny.

"Look for the little hole at the bottom. Make your finger wet. Slip it in and out. Lick my clitty, too."

Danny asked, "Where is your clitty?"

"My clitty is the little knob on top," she whispered.

Danny licked his finger, He rubbed it up and down in her wet muffy. He found the little hole at the bottom. He slipped it in.

"Oh, oh," said Katie.

"Did it hurt?" Danny asked.

"Oh, no, it feels wonderful!"

Danny felt proud. Only a hero can make a girl feel wonderful.

Danny licked her clitty. His finger slid in and out of her hole.

Katie said, "Oh, oh, oh!" She pushed against his finger, and then against his tongue.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh," she cried.

Katie pushed Danny's face into her muffy. She grabbed Danny's hair. It hurt a little, but Danny was a hero. He kept licking her muffy.

Then she cried, "Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!" She shivered all over. She cried and groaned. Danny stopped licking.

"No, no!" she screamed.

Danny licked some more. "Yes!" she cried.

Katie gasped for breath. "Okay," she whispered. Danny stopped licking.

Katie said, "You really are my hero!"

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