From the Twisted Primer The Chapel Helper By Will Somers, 2007 Codes: mg, oral, cons, lingerie, parody Every Sunday, Mary made sure that Kevin wouldn't be distracted during the children's chapel service.

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Mary was the star of the fourth grade Sunday School class. She wore a silver colored cross every day. She wore a nice dress every Sunday, even in the summer. She read verses from the Bible in a strong, clear voice. She was kind to everyone. She had long, black hair and very white skin. She was the tallest girl in her class. All of the children liked her. The teacher made her the helper in the children's chapel.

The children's chapel was a special room in the Sunday School building. It was almost like the church itself. It had rows of wooden pews. There was a raised place with an altar, a gold-colored cross, and a lectern. There was a stand for a big Bible. There were junior hymnals for all of the children.

Kevin was in charge of the children's chapel. He was in high school. Pastor Dan helped him choose Bible verses and stories to read and hymns to sing. Kevin read the stories and led the singing.

Mary liked Kevin. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. He had a beautiful voice. He wore a dark suit every Sunday, just like the church deacons. He always smiled at her. Some of the children didn't like Kevin. He wanted to be a pastor when he grew up. Mary was proud to help the high school boy in the chapel.

Mary helped Kevin prepare for each service. First they arranged the altar, set up the list of hymns, and put out the hymnals. Then Mary helped Kevin pay attention to God and to nothing else. If his willy got stiff during chapel, God would be angry. Kevin taught the girl how to help.

First, Kevin pulled down his pants and boxer shorts. Then the pretty young girl knelt in front of him. She licked his willy until it got long, stiff and hard. Then she slid it in and out of her mouth. Mary kept it wet and slippery with her spit. She stuck out her tongue. It was like a little pillow for his willy as it slid in and out.

Soon, Kevin's willy would squirt warm goo in her mouth. This was his “seed.” Mary had to swallow every bit of it, or God would be angry. Kevin told her the story of Onan. God killed Onan because he “spilled his seed upon the ground.” Mary didn't want God to be angry at Kevin. She swallowed every drop of the warm goo. She liked it, and she liked Kevin.

Once they were finished, Kevin stepped behind the lectern and Mary unlocked the chapel door. The children all marched in from their Sunday school classes, and the chapel service began. Mary was glad that Kevin paid attention to God during chapel. Sometimes at chapel the young girl thought about Kevin when she should be thinking about God.

One Sunday, Mary was helping Kevin get ready for chapel. His pants and boxer shorts were pulled down. The handsome boy's willy was long, stiff, and hard. Mary was sliding it in and out of her mouth, licking the bottom with her wet tongue.

Kevin asked, "Mary, could you try something?"

"Mmgf?" Mary asked. She couldn't talk very well with his willy in her mouth.

"Pretend to swallow my willy. Slip down your throat and take a big gulp, just like you're swallowing it."

Mary let Kevin's willy slide down her throat. The girl swallowed with a gulp. It slid in even further. Kevin sighed loudly. "Oooh, very good!" he said.

Mary tried it again and again. Kevin gently stroked the girl's long, black hair. His willy was squeezed tight by her slim throat. Mary coughed.

"Be careful," he whispered. Then he moaned loudly.

But Mary wanted to slide his willy as deep as she could. Down, down, down it slid. Mary swallowed. This time she didn't cough. Kevin groaned again, even louder. His willy slid down her throat again and again and again.

Then the little balls under his willy got really tight. "Arrgh!" he said. Kevin's willy squirted warm goo down Mary's throat. She swallowed it all. She didn't even cough.

"I have to sit down," Kevin said. His willy was limp. He sat on the pew.

Mary stood up. The young girl felt a funny tingle in her nonny. She rubbed it through the front of her dress. Then she lifted her skirt and slid a finger beneath her pink bikini underpants.

Her nonny was full of wet goo. It made a damp spot on her underpants. It made a funny smell. It wasn't pee. It smelled nice.

"What's wrong?" Kevin asked.

Mary looked confused. "I'm wet," she said. "It isn't pee."

Kevin said, "I know what it is. Take off your underpants and sit on the pew."

Mary was shy, but she obeyed. She lifted her skirt and slip. She slid her pink bikini underpants down over her garters, past her knees, and down to the floor. She slipped them over her shiny black leather shoes. Kevin sniffed the damp spot on her pink bikini underpants and put them on the pew.

"Sit on the edge so you don't wet your dress," he said. She obeyed, and Kevin spread her legs open, pushing her skirts out of the way. Mary's skin looked very white next to the tops of her nylon stockings.

Kevin's fingers stroked her nonny. The young girl sighed, just like Kevin did when she licked his willy. His fingers were wet with her warm goo. He rubbed gently up and down, tickling the little fold with her clitty at the top, and pushing at her tiny hole at the bottom. She sighed some more.

Then Kevin stuck out his tongue. The older boy spread open the soft lips of her nonny and licked up and down.

"Oooh!" Mary gasped.

Kevin's tongue licked and licked while Mary gasped and sighed. He licked her clitty and tickled her little hole with his finger tip. Mary felt really hot all over. She started shaking. The young girl's heart beat wildly. She cried out and then gasped for breath, again and again.

But Mary felt really happy. She knew she would only think about God during chapel that day.

There were noises outside. The children were ready for chapel! Kevin and Mary jumped up. Kevin stood behind the lectern. Mary ran and unlocked the chapel door. Then she ran back and stood behind the stand with the big Bible.

Pastor Dan was there! He led the children into the chapel. It was a very special day when Pastor Dan came to the children's chapel. Mary watched him walk to the front pew and sit down. He saw the pink bikini underpants. He put them in his pocket. Then he looked up at the young girl behind the big Bible, and he smiled.

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