This is not a site for kids!

Mr. Somers has written stories about kids doing grownup things. These are stories. They are entirely made-up.

Mr. Somers has never seen kids do the things he writes about in these stories. These kids are totally pretend.

If you want to learn more about what it's like to do grownup things, do mushy things with someone sweet, and all that, go read something else.

If you really, really, really want to read these stories, talk to your parents about it. Have them read the stories first. If they want you to read them, then they will have to make copies and give them to you themselves.

Kids are not welcome at this web site.

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