Author: Pescador del Valle Title: FILF Part: Chapter 1 of 4 Universe: --- Summary: Father I'd Like to, well you know the rest. Keywords: Mf, rom, exhib, no-sex Language: English Copyright: 2010 ********************************************* * WARNING! * * This text file contains sexually explicit * * material. If you do not wish to read this * * type of literature, or you are under age, * * PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! * ********************************************* Comments appreciated : see Pescador del Valle on www.asstr.org/authors.html ********************************************************* Howard, Richie and I - Jerry - were almost interchangeable. For a start, we all worked at the Timber Mill that drove the economy in our small town. I ran Payroll, Howard was in charge of maintaining the equipment and Richie managed the Purchasing and Stores sections. We were all in our mid to late 40's - I was 44 (the baby), Richie was next at 46 and Howard was a revered sage at 48. We had all been married but were now single. My wife had died of cancer five years ago, Richie's of septicaemia not long after his youngest child's birth and Howard's got fed up with life in what was really a small company town and divorced him once she'd moved to the big smoke. He'd been single for seven years now. Then came our families. We each had two daughters, the youngest of which were all graduating high school together and the oldest were employed around town in various businesses that supported the mill and its workers. My daughters Prue, 17, and Nichole or Nick (never Nicky), 23, were so much like their mother it hurt at times. Nichole was a dental nurse - except they called her a technician since she didn't do much nursing. Howard's daughter Fiona, 26, looked like him - though as a girl he was quite stunning. Angela or Ange - another 17 year old - had her mother's looks and, while she was a pleasant girl, I kept wondering if her mother's irritating tendency to snide remarks was just waiting underneath the surface. I tried not to let my feelings show; she'd been abandoned too at 10. Fiona ran the office, the subscriptions and the classifieds for our local 20 page newspaper. Richie's oldest Cassandra or Cass worked in the local fuel depot. At 21 she was old enough that the drivers felt they weren't cradle snatching and young enough that they were all convinced she was naive enough to fall for their charms - regardless of whether or not they were married. She flirted because it helped make the day go but none of them attracted her, not even the younger ones. His youngest Michelle, who went by Shelley, was attracted towards a Goth outlook that was literary rather than musical or scene. I suspect it had more to do with romantic poetry and, while she dressed in what I considered costumes, they were not black and she didn't favour darker shades of lipstick or paler shades of face powder. --- We three met each Friday after work, drank a beer to end the week (except when we were required on Saturdays which is what we each had subordinate staff for in most circumstances) then went home to our adjacent houses. (There was another couple living in the house between mine and Richie's while Howard's was located on the other side of the road from our joint neighbour forming an equilateral triangle between our front doors.) Saturday nights we rotated through a four-weekly schedule with us each taking turns hosting a BBQ or similar dinner and then having the fourth week free for other activities or just relaxing. Sunday mornings we were up early (well, after our Saturday nights it often seemed too early) for a 10 am tee off. We played our 18 holes and returned home for a late lunch with our families. Howard's wife might have been right that we were in a rut but the alternatives were a little scary. I could have picked up a job elsewhere - payroll is payroll - but renting a company house didn't give me any equity that I could apply to a new home elsewhere. The savings I had would make up the difference but then I'd be working to pay off a mortgage or I'd be paying city rents for an apartment or else I'd end up having to travel into the city every day rather than strolling down the street and getting enough exercise with Howard and Richie to keep us all fit. Howard's savings were worse off than mine, having been divided with his ex. I'm not sure how Richie has been managing but I think he feared two big weddings on the horizon. --- +-----------------------------------------------------+ | Jerry STEVENS (44) : Nick (23) : Prue (17) | | Richie WAINWRIGHT(46) : Cass (21) : Shelley (17) | | Howard BECK (48) : Fiona (26) : Ange (17) | +-----------------------------------------------------+ It was Richie's Saturday and Cass and Shelley had worked together to cook us a good sized roast. My two provided dessert while Howard brought us a selection of nice wine. When we entered, Nick joined Cass in the kitchen where they hit the cooking wine while Cass released Shelley to play hostess to their younger guests. Prue went with her and when Ange arrived a minute later she followed without needing to ask where they were. Howard joined Richie and I as we assessed whether to dress the inside table or the outside one. There was enough of a chill for us all to look towards the dining room. We could have all just grabbed as seat at random or been divided into three aged-based triplets. We lived in each other's pockets though and found it more interesting to spread ourselves around so we actually spoke to the people outside those closer knit circles. Formal dinner parties with paired guests sit "boy-girl", usually separating the couples. We sat "Papa Bear-Mama Bear-Baby Bear" and never called it that. This week the two sisters each sat approximately facing their own fathers. I had Howard's oldest Fiona on my left and Richie's youngest Shelley on my right. I complemented Shelley and Cass on the meal as did the others. It was cooked perfectly - at least by my standards and no-one chose to disagree. We tried to avoid returning to the same old topics as we ate and this time there was something new to discuss. Our high school wasn't huge but there were quite a few children that came in from the farming properties and even smaller towns in the district which helped keep the numbers up. Graduation was approaching and the school had its formal dance about three weeks beforehand. This was our little girls' moment to shine yet all three were subdued. "There is absolutely *NO-ONE* to go with!" complained my Prue. "Well there is but *I* wouldn't want to go with them," Shelley agreed. "The good ones already have steady girlfriends and those left are so far off the mark it's not funny." "There is Adam Bishop." "True. He isn't doing drugs, recycling other people's cars without their approval or banging his sister." "Shelley!" "Sorry Dad but if you saw some of the people at school you'd swear the brothers and sisters had parents and grandparents who were brothers and sisters as well." "So why hasn't one of you hinted to this Adam Bishop you'd consider an invitation favourably?" "He's fourteen Dad and short for his age as it is. I don't mind looking at the top of a guy's head if we're dancing but I don't want to rest my tits on top of it!" "Angie!" I was glad it wasn't just my daughter who was prone to ill-advised remarks. "There is one girl I know who is going with someone from the lower class and three at least have dragged out cousins. Another has conned her older brother to skip a date to take her. We don't even have those options." "So you're going stag?" "Stag?" "By yourselves. No partners." "I guess, though wouldn't that be doe? I'd rather have someone male to dance with, though I'd rather go without than have to take a brother or cousin." I couldn't understand one point that had been raised. "Why don't the three that have cousins trade them so they have actual dates for the night rather than relatives?" "That's a good idea. I might suggest it to them." Cass grinned. She liked to throw a cat among the pigeons when she got a chance. "You three should look to the eligible bachelors around you. They don't actually look as old as we know they are and, if you trade your own dad, you won't be going with relatives." It was only natural we would look at the young lady by our side before looking a couple of seats away at the other one who might be interested. "Ah, Miss Shelley, would you give me the pleasure of this dance?" She stood when I pulled her chair back and then I took her in my arms and waltzed her around the music-less room. The room wasn't big enough for all of us to get up at the same time but Richie put some music on and we took turns demonstrating that we old farts could move. And of course, Cass insisted she not miss out so when Howard returned Prue to her seat she was ready to take him back onto the rug before he could sit down. Richie followed and then it was my turn to ask Fiona. The track changed before we were in position and the slow ballad naturally led to some slow dancing. Fiona had no objection and moved even closer to me. It had been far too long since I'd held a woman close and Fiona didn't have many opportunities of her own. She rested her cheek against my chest and I leaned mine against her head. We swayed together until the music ended and the cat calls started. "Get a room, Dad." And thank you, Prue! Fiona gave me a final squeeze and stepped back. I followed her back to the table - conscious of the slight bulge in my pants. I wasn't hard but I was firmer than when I started dancing. Fiona stopped suddenly to turn to thank me and her hand collided with my crotch. It was suspicious but she made no effort to grope me. She did cast her eyes in that direction though when I sat and I noticed both Cass and Nick watching her watching me. "So?" asked Shelley when I was settled. I looked at her. "What was it you said? Oh, right. I would look favourably on an invitation." I thought she was joking - until Prue turned to Howard and Ange nudged Richie. "What? You're not serious are you? You wouldn't want your dads there!" "We'd have our dates there - who just happened to be our friend's dad - *AND* we wouldn't tell the girls taking their cousins and brother." "Hell, those Promise Keeper types go *WITH* their fathers." "Not that there is any need to make promises not to have sex in *THIS* town!" I found I wasn't the only one nodding in agreement with my older daughter's sentiment. I certainly wasn't shocked by it. I looked at Howard, imagining him as my daughter's date for the evening. He looked sophisticated; much like Sean Connery, he had improved with age and I could see that Prue wouldn't be embarrassed dancing with him. I wouldn't have to worry about some guy taking her parking at least. Richie and Ange didn't look that odd either; he was a little short and she was taller so they had been face to face while dancing. I considered my own appearance as well. I wasn't embarrassed by it and Shelley didn't seem worried about being seen with an old fart. So... "Michelle, though I am concerned I may be out of place there and I will not be offended in the least if you weren't serious, I would be delighted if you permitted me to accompany you to the ball or hop or formal or whatever it is being called. I suggest you hold off giving me an answer now though in case someone more eligible asks you. I won't be offended if that happens either." "Mr Stevens, there *ISN'T* anyone more eligible than you - don't you realise that?" My Nick backed Shelley up. "She's right Dad. If you look around the town all the women your age are already accounted for, not that there are many men left over. Among my age group most of the men are either cutting or driving all day and drinking most of the night. Those that remain sober have women; those that don't aren't worth having and the surrounding towns are much the same. And then there is the situation at the high school where there are four or five girls for every three boys." All the women folk around the table were nodding their agreement and I doubted any of the menfolk would disagree with Nick's assessment. We all knew how hard it was to find someone our age anywhere close by. There might be plenty of younger women around but we weren't about to make fools of ourselves in a small place where even asking for a date could leave us open to ridicule - "What on Earth was he thinking!? He's almost twice her age!" I could imagine that. It wouldn't be a problem if the lady in question said yes since then they would be inclined to awe or envy but even a polite no would raise sniggers from the likes of those the womenfolk at the dinner table had rejected. "I'll concede defeat then but still treat me as being only on standby if you *DO* get asked, okay?" "If you insist." My fellow fathers followed my lead. "You realise we probably would have had to go anyway," pointed out Howard. Richie and I raised our eyebrows. "They will be requesting parental assistance for chaperones and we probably top the list for responsible male role models around here too. I certainly feel like the poster boy for chastity." Even the girls laughed. --- What we didn't know at the time was that our older daughters put their heads together about our dinner conversation. "You and Shelley were right Nick. Our dads *ARE* the only guys around here worth looking at unless you feel like stealing someone else's man." "And if he'll drop them for you, you'll always be wondering if he's about to skip with someone else." "I have to say I do like your father, Cass." "Are you just getting in first so I say I like Fiona's dad rather than yours so she isn't left out? It's alright Fee. I actually think Howie is rather sexy. What! Just 'cause he's your father doesn't mean he's not distinguished. If you had your pick would you choose my dad or Nick's?" "*IF* it was a choice between the two of them I guess I'd say Nick's dad - not that I think there is anything wrong with yours." "Doesn't matter - Nick's already got her claws in him." "I just said..." "Doesn't matter, as I said. We know the three of them are the only really eligible men around. We don't have any dispute over which one we prefer and we know that all three of them are going to be receptive to a seduction since they are all horny *AND* that they will likely feel guilty enough about it afterwards that they may feel it is necessary to make honest women of us." "I don't want to trick anyone into marrying me - I don't know that I want to get married, not yet." "I just imagine having one of you as my step-mother and the other as my step-daughter. Hey, that would make you her step-grandmother. Hell! We'd *ALL* become step- grandmothers!" The ensuing laughter did not detract from the important fact that none of the three young women saw anything wrong with the idea in principle. --- We men were all duly advised two weeks before the event that not one approach had been made to any of our younger daughters and that our services would be required. "At least *OUR* escorts will be able to drive us. A few of the others have to have their parents drive them." "We could always drive our own daughters and you could meet your escorts there." "Daddy! You wouldn't be so mean." "Well I'm not too sure about letting some strange young man just drive you around the town. I mean, you haven't even brought him around to introduce him to me." Ange shook her head, got up from her seat next to me, and walked around to Richie's chair where she stood partly behind him with her hand on his shoulder. "Dad, I'd like you to meet Richard Wainwright. Richie, my father Howard Beck. Richie has asked me to the School Dance and has his own car. He promises he will drive very carefully if you'll allow him to pick me up." "I don't know. Have you been driving long - Richie, is it?" As you might have guessed, we make our own entertainment around here and if the quality of our humour is not always of a high standard, the quantity of our bullshit matches the great plains when the bison still roamed supreme. Howard reluctantly gave his approval and then I had to consider his request to drive Prue to the High School. Richie was a bastard and was going to say no, 'since he was going to be there anyway' until I threatened to change my mind which would have a flow on effect. Both his daughter and his date argued in favour of my being permitted to take Shelley myself. --- Our regular dinner was abandoned two weeks later as our older daughters greeted their sisters' dates for the evening in our absence. I don't know what our neighbours thought of us playing musical driveways. In each house, a "young man" waited for his date to descend while the substitute parent warned him to be on his best behaviour and not to keep his date out too late. "Needless to say, I expect you will refrain from drinking!" "Yes Ma'am." "Good. Ah, here she is. Now I'd just like to get a couple of photos of the two of you please." I dutifully stood beside Shelley while we had our photographs taken then I handed her a box with a small corsage. It was something we three men felt appropriate though we doubted the tradition persisted to the same degree as it had when we were seventeen going on eighteen. We each felt the need to let our dates know they were appreciated, even if we were three old farts. "Would you pin it on please?" Ah, I hadn't expected Michelle would be wearing a dress with spaghetti straps. "It's alright - just there." I had to slip two fingers inside the top of her dress to make sure the pin didn't go into flesh - and Cass was there with the damned camera to get me groping her sister! Okay, it wasn't a grope but I felt the softness behind the dress even if it was because Shelley leaned forward into my hand and her gothic bodice was designed to be braless. Flower in place, I was told to put my arm behind Shelley while Cass got a few more. "You're loving this aren't you," I chided. "Are you saying you *DON'T* like having your arm around a beautiful young lady?" "Of course not..." I began but Shelley turned and looked at me. "Are you saying you think I'm beautiful?" "What? Well, yes I do. You look lo..." "Thank you." I had no chance to say more. Shelley had her hand on the back of my neck and pulled me forward to kiss me - presumably in gratitude. Did I mention the damned camera? I was sure Richie would kill me. "I think we should go." It was the first non-fatherly kiss I'd received in ages. --- I was somehow volunteered to take another couple - though none of our daughters thought it reasonable to travel in the car their own father drove. The pickup was on the way so I didn't really mind and I had no reason to want to be alone with Shelley; indeed, after that kiss, I was better off with the company. "Is it okay if I call you Jerry for tonight?" "You're old enough that I don't think it matters if you use my name any time." Shelley beamed and hugged my arm. "Thank you." I was conscious of her lack of bra. Gloria's parents were surprised that I was Shelley's escort as well as chauffeur and insisted we both had time to stand with Gloria and Adam for a combined photo at Gloria's request. I had to stand behind Shelley and she grabbed my hands and held them around her waist. I could feel her breasts resting on top of them and hoped the photograph didn't reveal my state of mind - and that my state of arousal wasn't obvious either to the girl pressing back into me or to the others in the room when she moved. When we left, Shelley turned around and leaned over the front bench seat (I told you we were three old farts!) to talk to the couple in the back. The conversation was mainly over their dresses and Adam and I stoically waited for the enthusiasm for fashion to die down - we arrived before it did and then seeing the other girls only fanned the flames again. The others were there already and Shelley and I joined them after she'd led me over most of the decorated gymnasium first. "You should have gotten here earlier - there were less people in the grand tour." I smiled at Howard then heard Richie address his daughter. "I thought you had a bra on earlier, young lady?" "The straps were visible, Da..., Richie." Shelley grinned cheekily. "Richie!" Ange rested her hand on his arm. "She looks lovely - and it is a special night." "What Saturday?" So I wasn't the only one going by my first name. Adam and Gloria joined us more out of courtesy. Gloria was happy enough being with her friends but he seemed a little awkward in our presence and they were the first on the dance floor when the music started. Of course, we all had to join them and I felt a little foolish swaying around. I felt something else watching Shelley's breasts swaying around. Damn, it had been far too long! I saw her eyes drop to check my response then she looked at me and smiled. This was going to be a long evening. At the end of the song she wasn't the only girl to embrace her partner. It covered me adequately until the next song started and people were busy again. We stayed through three songs - perhaps twelve minutes - and then she took my hand and led me back to our corner so I was hidden behind her. Howard and Richie asked their dates if they would like a drink but, when I did the same, Shelley suggested I wait a couple of minutes - and avoid the rush. Her hand rested briefly on my knee when I agreed. Richie would definitely kill me. Shelley leaned against me. "I assume that is for me. Thank you, it's flattering. I was worried you thought of me as too much of a kid. Tonight is special for me - and not just for the dance. I want to thank you for bringing me." She put her lips to my cheek as I watched my daughter Prue smirking. I waggled a finger at her and she only grinned wider. Ange was as bad but I wasn't *HER* father. Prue made a point of thanking Howard in a similar fashion then Ange thanked Richie. I presume since they hadn't witnessed the first kiss Shelley felt it necessary to prove something to Howard and I got a second. The night continued much as these affairs do with two exceptions - slow dancing started far earlier in the evening than I would have expected and most of the girls who had dates allowed their dateless friends to share their escorts for one or two songs. "Don't they worry that the other girl will try to steal their date?" I asked Shelley, conscious of the excess number of females at the school. "The girls all want a guy but if they get accused of stealing one the other girls will gang up on her. It can get pretty lonely especially when those with boyfriends arrange for them to ostracise the new couple as well." That was just before she was asked if she minded me dancing with some other girl. Shelley looked at me with a grin, "Just remember - you don't want to have no-one to talk to, including Prue!" I felt my new partner fit her body against mine on the dark, crowded dance floor - as Shelley had done and then Amelia and Francine during earlier "ladies excuse me" - and wondered if I was being set up. Surely they weren't all independently checking me out! I looked around and noted Richie had some girl grinding herself against him though most of the High School boys seemed to be getting the same treatment. Howard was being similarly treated though the girl in his arms reached down to pull his butt towards her as the song came to an end. They parted and I was shocked to see it was Prue. Howard's expression was of surprise and then he looked across the dance floor and realised I'd seen too. Surprise changed to shock and then panic. I didn't know what to say when he leaned towards me when we got to the edge of the dance floor and whispered in my ear. "I'm sorry. I haven't been doing anything to lead her on or encourage any of them but they all seem to be behaving much the same." I couldn't say "It's okay" but I offered him a little reassurance. "So it's not just me then." When we asked Richie he grinned and, though his blush wasn't so obvious in the strobe lighting, we realised he was embarrassed to admit he'd been enjoying the attention. I didn't want to be the chaperone or the father but I needed some answers for my own peace of mind. I separated Prue from the herd. "What was happening with Howard out there?" I think she could tell I asked in concern and not anger. "The other girls were so busy checking him out whenever they had a chance I thought I'd better remind him who he was here with." "So all the bump and grind isn't premeditated?" "Premeditated? You think I want them getting that close to him?" "Then why?" She looked at me as if I was slow. Hadn't we had this conversation already? "Because he's one of the hottest guys in town. All three of you are - though I never said that about you, okay?" "We're all in our forties!" "So? You're experienced. You know how to treat a girl nice and, without being mercenary, you can afford to do more than these guys." She waved her hand to indicate the High School boys. I leaned over and pressed my cheek to hers. I doubted she wanted a kiss from her dad. "I just want you safe Prue." "Can't I be safe and happy?" What did that mean? "That would be good but perhaps for now safe is more important." "I like him, Dad." "Howard?" "Of course Howard!" "Can I suggest you ease off a little then, without upsetting you?" "Why?" "If you want someone to know you're interested, you don't scare him off by being too eager." She looked at me. Who was I? She'd expected a lecture when I started; instead she got advice - advice that made sense. She nodded. I patted her arm and we rejoined the others. From her look I knew I wasn't to say too much to Howard. The same obviously didn't apply to the huddle of teenage girls. "What's up?" "She just got carried away. Apparently we are minor celebrities tonight." "Well we aren't the only stars of the dance floor. While you've been chatting, we've been comparing notes. That taller boy over there..." "Yeah?" "He's had his tongue down the throats of three different girls at least while he's been out there and over in the shadows." I looked. There was a boy with two different girls. He had a hand on a butt cheek from each girl and I wasn't at all sure what the two girls were doing with the hands that were hidden between them. "And there are three or four pairs of girls that are doing more than dancing together. I'm thinking of signing up to supervise next year just for the show! It seems all they have to do is make sure no-one is drinking, doing drugs, or actually fornicating in the gym." "And they have to act as bouncers if any older guys try to gatecrash." "As opposed to them getting invited so they can be mauled by infants." "They didn't feel like infants squashed up against me." We laughed at Richie while agreeing whole-heartedly. Our daughters apparently came to an agreement while they discussed my conversation with Prue since all three behaved less brazenly and all three became more possessive of us, declining any further requests for us as partners even when they were feeling like sitting out a song. I still felt Shelley's breasts pressing against me when we danced but her groin only made the sort of casual contact with mine that would be normal when dancing. I somehow managed to keep from full erection though I went up and back to semi-hard quite often. Eventually there was only the last dance and it was super slow with the lighting dropped even lower than before. Having gotten out onto the dance floor we had to just stand where we were and sway. From the little I could see, this song was more for tonsil hockey. Shelley threaded her fingers together behind my neck and stepped left then right then back again. Her dancing mainly involved rubbing her chest against me. She added some weight to my neck and pulled me where she could talk into my ear. "Thank you for bringing me Jerry. You've made this a wonderful night." I turned slightly to say "You're welcome" but Shelley turned too and slid her arms around my neck instead of just her fingers. Before I knew it her tongue was between my open lips and - I blame the surprise - I was rubbing my tongue across it. I could have, should have, put my hands on her hips and pushed her away. I did eventually straighten but that was really only because Shelley had taken a break. "Wow. That was nice." I resisted her efforts to draw me back for another. I did have to work with the parents of many of those around me. "What? You didn't like it?" Shelley looked as though she felt she was a failure. "Too much. Yes, it was nice." "Good!" She rested her cheek against my collarbone and her arms slid over my shoulders to pin my arms where they were wrapped around her. Two seconds before the song ended some mischief-maker turned the lights on full. With my hand shielding my eyes I still managed to note Richie and Ange parting from a kiss of their own. I didn't search for Prue and Howard. I didn't really want to know and I think I would be happy if "what happens at Prom Night stays at the Prom!" Gloria made her way back to us with Adam in tow; he looked rather excited. "Mr Stevens, there is an After-Prom party and I wonder if you would mind dropping us off? My dad will pick us up about midnight." "You're sure?" Hell if I was going to get all protective about some teenage girl when I wasn't overly concerned about my own! "Yes. I wouldn't bother you but the boy who was going to take us left early and now we have no way of getting there unless we walk." "Where is it then?" It turned out to be reasonably close so I agreed. In a small town we tend to have a good idea who to trust and I knew Gloria's family. Besides I'd give her father a call when I got home, just in case. Young people had to be shown you trusted them to act responsibly - up until the point you found them doing otherwise. One advantage of not being there officially was that we didn't have to wait until everyone else had left and the place was secured. The girls said goodbye to their friends and we headed for the cars. Our dates had gone in on our arms - now they all wanted to hold our hands. Gloria and Adam sat in the back again and Shelley slid right over next to me. When there were some noises from the back that indicated the other couple were continuing the last dance she turned to watch and giggled. "Don't mind me - and Jerry has to keep *HIS* eyes on the road." I decided they would do whatever they were going to do whether I played the parent or not. I remembered what I got up to at that age. "Almost there." I heard a shuffling and "leave it" from Gloria. I pulled up and my extra passengers thanked me. "Could we just have a peak inside please Jerry? I don't want to stay but if someone says what it was like I'd know what they were talking about." I shrugged and turned the engine off. Shelley scooted out after me - I suspect to give her more opportunities to brush her tits against my arm and then my back. I recognised the name on the letter box and when we wandered down the driveway towards the noise and light at the back my sudden appearance caused Les Evans to straighten suddenly. "Mr Stevens! Welcome." "Thanks Les and it's Jerry. I've just dropped a couple more guests off for you and Shelley and I thought we'd have a look-see if you didn't mind. Must say you're a glutton for punishment though. He grinned. "Feel free to stay or have a look round. I figured I wasn't going to have too many more chances for my son to play host to his friends if he's off to college next year so this would do for a post-dance party and a graduation celebration. At least I don't have to worry about gate crashers like I hear they have in the city." "There are quite a few things I'm grateful for when I think about living here and the nature of our young'uns is one thing on the list. There were quite a few at the dance and I didn't notice anyone inebriated." Shelley sniggered beside me. "Well apparently I missed one (snigger) or two." She remained blessedly silent. "You expect a little disobedience. I've told them here that any hint of alcohol or weed and I shut the party down and call their parents. I know some of the parents couldn't care less what their kids are up to but I think those here are eager enough to stay to make sure they police themselves." He looked at Shelley with her arm through mine. "You can speak to them if you want." He couldn't understand her shyness - though it might have just been civility - not wanting to walk out on the adults while they were having a conversation. "I'm okay thanks. They can see me." She hugged my arm. "So I'm just on display, am I?" I teased. "I want them to be jealous." Les looked a little surprised. "This is your daughter?" "No. Shelley's my daughter's friend, or my friend's daughter. I'm her date tonight." I expected more surprise but I think his expression was one of admiration. "So - do you want to speak to anyone?" I asked. "No, I'm okay. I just heard the yard was going to be decorated and I wanted to have a look. Thank you Mr. Evans." "You're welcome and you can still stay." "Thanks," I returned, "but I think I'd only make them nervous." Les probably thought I was more eager to get Shelley on her own. Damn! I'd be squelching rumours for weeks. I shook his hand and we returned to the car. In an effort to get Shelley to sit on her side of the seat I opened her door for her. Once more, she planted a kiss on my lips and climbed in. She was in the middle sat and buckled up before I had my door open. The minx had also moved my seat belt under her leg so I then had to ask her to lift it up. While my fingers were beneath her she dropped lightly down - trapping my hand - then lifted again with an insincere apology. I started the car and Shelley leaned against me. She rested her head on my shoulder and dropped her hand onto my leg. "I don't think you should put your hand there, Shelley." "Well I can't hang onto your arm in case you need it and if I put it where I wanted to I'm sure we would have a crash." "Michelle!" "Oh, and you haven't been excited all night! What makes you think I'm any different?" "Twenty odd years." "So you can get hard about a girl 'twenty odd years' younger than you but I'm not allowed to get wet about a guy 'twenty odd years' older?" "You can get wet. You - We - aren't allowed to do anything about it." "You do know I'm 18 in a few weeks." "And I'm 44 so it's 26 years. That just means we would be allowed legally, not that we should." Shelley didn't remove her hand but she didn't move it anywhere worse. I pulled into my driveway - it was too late for the earlier nonsense. Both of the other couples were home already; I would walk Shelley to her door. "Jerry, I have a little thank you present. You've been a wonderful escort and I had a lovely time. You've put up with me and all the hussies - other hussies - teasing and exploring and I just want you to have something to remember tonight. I was halfway through saying it wasn't necessary when the spaghetti straps slid over her shoulders and Shelley pulled the front of her bodice down. She was most impressive and I never finished my sentence. I guess I just sat there in the car staring for a while. Shelley's giggles - and subsequent jiggles - brought me out of my trance and I suddenly remembered where I was. I looked at my house - good, no-one at the window wondering why I wasn't coming inside - and then around at Richie's. Whew! "You are lovely Shelley but I really think that's enough." "Only if *YOU* give me a kiss goodnight." Did I say she was a minx? I leaned forward, a willing victim of her blackmail, and kissed her. Shelley's tongue caressed mine as she opened her lips to admit it and when we parted she looked satisfied. "That was as nice as before. I thought you might limit me to just a peck." "Would you have been satisfied with that?" "No, but I might have let you get away with it. Would you like to get my door?" Moving around the car gave her time to settle everything back into place. She held my hand and stood with her face raised when we reached her doorstep. I bent forward and gave her another kiss, quickly backing away as I heard footsteps inside. Cass opened the door with a smirk on her face. "Trouble getting the seatbelt undone?" "Why, yes actually." "I'll bet." She left the door open and Shelley thanked me again. I went home and, as Shelley had probably intended, jacked off to the memory of her tits. *********************************************************