The first story was "No Contest" by Neos Fyllo

This ingenious story featued a kid named Kevin who plays a combat videogame based on the antics of ASSD. He makes a few great comments about what certain writers would be like as videogame characters, and even describes how he thinks the final levels would look. In the course of his game playing, Kevin battles the dreaded Foxes in the mudpit and suffers a terrible loss to the tag-team of Maria and Allison.

This short story appealed to me on a personal level. I was in my last years of High School when the Streetfighter craze hit, and I spent more money than I liked to think about trying to beat certain villians. I still know the button combinations to do a fireball, and most likely, I'll have that knowledge to my grave. I would have killed to play such a sexy game as Neo descibed, but I guess I'll have to settle for just reading about it. He really took me back to my youth, as well as writing a funny story.

Numerical ratings are for waterboys and clean freaks, so I offer the following,

Did this story get down and dirty? As much fun as I had, I was surprised to find the answer is no. The action takes place in a mudpit, but there was no use of dirt or mud.

Would I like to see a rematch done by this author? Oh yeah, this story made me go out and buy a fighting game for my Playstation.

Did I have to be hosed down with cold mud after reading this story? Nope, the sex was constrained to the finishing move. Although very funny, it wasn't a sexual story.

The next story was "Bare on Barry Island" by Elena

This is the charming story of a woman, her boyfriend and the slut who is after the boyfriend, all having a nice day at the beach. The slut goes topless, and the girlfriend feels she has to keep up. One thing leads to another and before long, the girls are pissed at each other and having a lovely fight in the water. The boyfriend tries to break them up, but instead gets turned on by watching these muddy babes go at it. Suddenly, the great ASS peacemaker- a hard cock, causes the women to forget their differences and they have a lovely orgy on the beach.

I enjoyed the tension early in the story. You really see why the girlfriend is going to knock the stuffing out of the slut. If I have learned one thing from Professional Wrestling, it's this- a fight is not nearly as interesting as a fight between two people who have a grudge. These ladies have issues, and they settle it in the mud. Yeah sure, the sex is a tad unbelievable, but with the great set-up we are given, it would be anticlimatic to not have sex now.

Did this story get down and dirty? You betcha. Dirty chests, slippery limbs and a general feeling of 'crud'

Would I like to see a rematch done by this author? This story demands a rematch. The two girls have a rivalry that was well executed, and left me wondering what happens "tomorrow"

Did I have to be hosed down with cold mud after reading this story? Give me a "Hell Yeah!" A hot little threesome after a hotter little fight was great.

The next story was "Leanna" by Nick

Once again, anger takes the stage in this drama. Lee is pissed at Nick for an article he wrote about her. Lee pummels the crap out of Nick in a rainstorm in order to resolve their differences. Nick valiantly tries not to hurt her, and as any husband who has wrestled with his wife knows, this is a complete failure because women fight dirty . As Nick struggles, he gets aroused and to make a long story short, they do the nasty in the nasty mud.

Perhaps containing the best written fight scene, Nick describes the horrors of battling an angry woman. The rain is the third combatant in this story, and Nick really pulls this off. Lee's willingness to get laid is something of a mystery, but I am tempted to go wrestle the next woman I see in the rain in order to test this story out. The ending brought a smile to my face, and couldn't have been done any other way.

Did this story get down and dirty? Yes, the beating Nick recieves is nothing compared to the sloppy mess Lee becomes in this story.

Would I like to see a rematch done by this author? Something tells me that Nick could have quite a few stories in this genre, as he appears quite comfortable with taking a wet beating from lovely women. I know I sure would like to see it.

Did I have to be hosed down with cold mud after reading this story? You know, he almost skips the sex in favor of a wet clothes striptease. It was a good mood because it was just as satisfying.

Next to enter the fray was "Hershey's Thursdays" by Kristen Kathleen Becker

I was told that this story was a spoof on Looking for Mr. Goodbar. I have no idea, I've never seen the movie. What I do know is that Maya is at a bar that has a weekly wrestling pit filled with Hershey's syrup. Maya is also something of an experienced girl with 266 previous lovers. She gets into a fight with a fellow drunk, and the bouncers make them take it to the ring. <I WISH ALL PUBLIC BUSINESSES DID THIS> Maya gets her ass kicked, and to my complete surprise, the guy has his wicked way with her.

The previous stories told me that wrestling leads to sex, but I was not prepared for a realisitc rape. I was a little torn on Maya's position on this. The previous background info told you she was something of a loose woman and in ASS this is almost always the author's way of telling you that the girl doesn't mind the rape. It's a credit to the writer that I saw Maya as a real woman and was sympathetic to her plight. On the other hand, these two had a real grudge, and I enjoyed the fight more because of it.

Did this story get down and dirty? Hell, I needed to clean up after this one. Kristen did a great job of conveying the muck of syrup that was present.

Would I like to see a rematch done by this author? Even though it squicked me, the action and descriptions were very vivid. I would love to see another rematch for the visual delights alone.

Did I have to be hosed down with cold mud after reading this story? No, halfway through, sure. But when the sex occured, there was too much horror to be arousing.

The next opponent was "Outage" by Uther Pendragon

This is the sentimental tale of a woman who uses up all the water of her boyfriend's house while taking a shower. She isn't suposed to be there because well, his parents would be pissed. This is why the boyfriend freaks when his girlfriend walks outside and tries to rinse herslef off outisde. he tries to drag her back in before the neighbors see her, and a lovely fight ensues. This is a pretty even fight but of course it degenerates to sex. She's reluctant, he's horny, they're both muddy, you do the math. The ending was great, and I know my eyes popped out when I read the last line.

There is a harder edge to this fight, but it doesn't cross the nonconsensual line. Heck, I was a little ticked at the girl myself. The guy could have been nicer, but then, we wouldn't have had such a knockdown fight now would we? The characters were very real, and I lost sympathy for both of them in this equal blame fight. At the end, I feel they both lose, which is nice because I didn't like them much when the story was over. How often does the reader win out in a sex story?

Did this story get down and dirty? This story combined soap and mud, a tag-team of mess that is sure to delight.

The malice in this story was great addition. Like Elena's story, I knew these people couldn't settle this any other way. These two have a few more cage matches left to settle and I want tickets.

Did I have to be hosed down with cold mud after reading this story? Without a doubt. The race towards pleasure at the end continued the pace that was present throughout the whole story. Sexual tension abounds.

A last minute contender to enter the ring was "Danny's Job" by Jimmy Hat

This is the coming of age story about a young man who works at a stripclub that has mud-wrestlers. Surprisingly enough, Danny doesn't get any because he's your average great guy who would never impose on the ladies he works around. That doesn't stop him from having crazy mudsex in his fantasies, nor does it stop him from getting his first at-work erection while hosing down his favorite dancer. She makes him feel terrible about it by being a prissy snob. Our hero is devastaed until he gets some words of wisdom from an older woman he has a crush on.

This story just works well. It has the dilema of the Nice Guy, a nasty yet beleivable rejection scene and a heart warming ending. Sure, the fantasy sex was only in Danny's mind, and he doesn't get any from any real women, but you get the feeling he is a better person for this story occuring. The writer also does a great job of describing the appeal of mud on women, yet funny enough, the story slows down when it gets to the sex. We can just blame the bad sex scenes on poor Danny's hormones.

Did this story get down and dirty? Delightfully so. Danny's main job is to hose down the women after their match. Although Danny claims this is unerotic, this reader disagrees.

Would I like to see a rematch done by this author? Oh Gods of Mud, what I wouldn't give to see Danny get the prissy girl into the mudpit! He got me to hate her, but then never drags her into the fight.

Did I have to be hosed down with cold mud after reading this story? Not really. There was too much tension in the story for sex. Although the older woman making danny feel good about himself did give me a gooshy feeling inside.

Two entries which did not meet the deadline were "In The Mud Pit" by Allison George, and "Mud" by Maria Gonzales.

Did these stories get down and dirty? Would I like to see a rematch done by these authors? Did I have to be hosed down with cold mud after reading these stories? Read them and judge for yourself!

Oh mud, I have to pick a winner for this 'contest'. Every story was well-written and gave me new favorite authors to watch, picking a winner I feel is going to be more indicative of my mood than anything else. Some stories made me laugh, some made me aroused and some made me care. I'll have to pick "Danny's Job" out of these fine Mud-Slingers on the simple basis that he had me riveted to the screen. A good morality story with sexy teasing is something that deserves to be treasured.

Thank you everybody for being a part of a fun and educational event.

Shon