"What the fuck," Veronica yelled as both our heads swiveled around to see who had spoken.

"It looks like you and Daddy, are getting to know each other" Lauren quipped as she walked down the steps to give us both a Hug.

"What are you doing here?" I asked, looking up at the Clock, which was showing 12.06.

"I had three free periods and Mrs Barclay is off with the flu, so all seniors went home early," she stated as she gave each of us a hug.

"And you asked me to look after Charlie Dog, if you remember, unless Pre Senile Dementia is finally kicking in" she said as she skipped away to avoid a slap on her rear.

"You want to be careful yourself then, as I have heard it tends to run in families," Veronica piped up as she gave Lauren another hug.

"Ouch Bitch, Nasty," as they both collapsed on the nearest sofa in hysterical laughter, as she kicked off her shoes.

Lauren then promptly, put her right foot into the pool of cum on the rug.

"Gross, Ah, Yucky, Fucky, Gross!" Lauren cried. As she then proceeded to hop around on one leg.

"Be careful your foot doesn't get pregnant?" Veronica added cracking up, yet again, while rolling on the sofa.

"Daddy Yuck" Lauren whined looking for something to wipe her foot with.

"Don't blame me," I answered as I put my finger in said puddle and tasted same.

"Not guilty your honour?" I replied awaiting the expected outburst, which came, oh so predictably.

"God I can't believe you did that they both chorused together" and the realization of what I had said finally registered.

Veronica went white; Laurens head swiveled like that scene from the Exorcist, looking for another person.

I just started singing, "who let the dogs out."

Veronica was on the verge of bursting into tears, as Lauren looked first at Veronica, then at Charlie Dog, his nose sticking out into the hallway through the bars.

I cradled Veronica in my arms and looked at Lauren "not a word, not a comment Miss, it was you that taught him all those Tricks in the first place."

Lauren then promptly, burst into tears looking for a way to escape, I grabbed hold of her as well, holding them both close and whispered, "what's the problem, we are all family here my Darling Girl it's all OK, no harm done."

They both snuggled in my arms and started giggling, as you do when you have just scared yourself shitless.

"How was he?" Lauren then asked Veronica.

"Your Dad?" replied Veronica "No you stupid Cow, Charlie Dog" said Lauren.

"A bit quick," Veronica replied.

"Daddy," said Lauren.

"No you brainless bovine, your furry boyfriend their," Veronica said pointing at Charlie Dog, which then led to another round of hysterical laughter.

"What happened?" Lauren asked as they both finally gained some semblance of composure.

"Your Dad and I were making out on the rug after lunch, when Charlie Dog started licking my pussy."

"Did you go off?" Lauren interrupted.

"Like a Skyrocket?" said Veronica.

"About four times," I added, "but who's counting."

"He can't have been that quick," Lauren added, as they both cracked up once again.

I walked up and let Charlie out; he bounded into the sitting room and lavished licks all around.

As it settled down to organized chaos, the girls were talking on the sofa; Charlie Dog meanwhile was removing the evidence, of our earlier carnal pursuits, with his tongue.

"It looks like I'm redundant," I said as I walked into the kitchen to make cup of tea.

Veronica looked up, smiled at me "Not yet you haven't", as she walked into the kitchen, and kissed me passionately. "Good I was just getting to know the way around your girly bits," I said kissing her just as hard back.

"Get a room," piped up Lauren from the sofa.

Veronica and I exchanged a look, she went one way, I went the other, as Lauren bolted from the sofa, into the lounge, to escape, from what she knew was coming her way.

I half tackled her in the middle of the lounge room, Veronica had her other leg as we then both proceeded to tickle her senseless. "No, No, No, she screamed I'll wet myself," she wailed in despair.

I looked at Veronica. "No Mercy."

"No Mercy," was the reply and the assault continued.

Laurens panties started to get wet from our combined assault, her blouse was half off, her skirt had fallen off her waist, and I had her pinned under me, as Veronica tickled her top half.

My Prick by this stage was pressing hard against her belly and pussy mound, and her breathing was getting more ragged by the second.

Moreover, Laurens panties, by now were saturated with the juices from her aroused, leaking pussy.

Veronica stopped tickling her, and then started kissing her face, neck, breasts, as Lauren started kissing Veronica s exposed breasts.

As I removed Laurens panties, both girls watched in silent expectation, unsure of what I was going to do. I lifted her legs to remove her panties; I then sucked the juices from them just as Veronica latched onto her right nipple.

I leaned in to place my face at the junction of her thighs licking my lips and savouring the aroma of freshly aroused pussy.

My tongue proceeded down the inside of Laurens thigh, towards her brunette covered pussy, her mound looked like a like a clam, neat and slick with just a hint of her inner pussy lips peeking out.

She looked at me and said, "please daddy, make love to me."

"You sure baby girl?" I inquired softly.

"Please daddy I want you to so badly, please," she begged.

"You still are taking the pill?" I asked she nodded in affirmation, as Veronica started on her left side nipple and breast, all the time raining kisses, on her upper body.

I buried my face in her snatch licking, sucking, chewing. Exploring every little nook and cranny of my not so little girls cunt.

She clutched the carpet as I found her clit hiding away, her pussy lips opened up as my tongue traversed the slit front to back, I put one, then two fingers, into to her slimy cunt.

The anticipated tasting of her juices, from off my fingers, was all I had imagined. They were thicker, more creamy than Veronica's, but without the same volume, ambrosia just the same.

I scooped another dose of her cream and coated my swollen prick; her eyes go big as she saw the size and thickness of it. "Please be gentle Daddy" she said in a quiet voice, as I scooped two more fingers full, from her creaming cunt, and placed them into, Veronica's open mouth."Yummy, yummy, girl come" Veronica said kissing me.

"Fuck her hard like you do me Maxy," Veronica said, before kissing me again.

I rubbed the head of my prick against her slit to get it fully wet and to open it up even more, and then placing a cushion under her bottom, I shoved it up into her cunt, with one continues thrust, her eyes rolled in her head as the length disappeared from view. Tightening and expanding, is it traveled up into her body?

My balls slapped against her arse with a thud as she moaned at the thickness and length inside her girly slot."All in Princess, how are you feeling?" I asked.

"Full up to my tonsils," she replied grinning.

"Welcome to my world bitch" Smiled Veronica as she lifted her legs and squatted, her pussy and flaps, straight onto Laurens face, as she kissed me.

I started to pump my prick in one continues motion all the way in, all the way back out. Picking up speed, as her cunt adjusted to my thickness, and secreted more of her creamy pussy juice.

I was pounding into her at a good rate; I could see Laurens tongue flickering in and out of Veronica's snatch, keeping time with my thrusts. When she finally latched on to Veronica's clit that is when it got interesting.

Veronica let out a blood curdling shriek as she gushed cum all over Laurens face and chest, Laurens hips then thrust up, on my down stroke, driving my prick into her womb, and I came, pumping load after load of my incestuous seed up into her pulsating cunt.

A terrific time was held by all.

As we disentangled from the wreck, I kissed Lauren on the mouth "have I told you how much I love you?" I said.

"I think you just showed me how much right then, Wow Daddy that was freaking awesome," she said laughing.

"And as for you, you little bitch, you damn near suffocated and drowned me, what in fuck's name have you got up there, a bloody tanker?" Lauren asked before hitting Veronica.

"Language Lauren, behave, be polite to your future step mother" I said hugging Veronica close to me.

"Yes be polite, or you won't get a car till your 70, will she darling," she replied sliding into my lap.

"Yes, Behave yourself for once" I said playing it up for all its worth.

"I'm doomed," Lauren moaned dramatically.

"God I'm leaking daddy, how much did you pump into me" She said looking at her cum coated pussy.

"I'm nearly empty now, thanks to this little Fashion Magazine stealing Sexpot here," I laughed as I squeezed Veronica closer into me.

"Yep that's me, Fashion advice, and great sex, I'm a one stop Fashion Fucking Machine" she smirked.

"I know that you have stolen my heart, so you better take bloody good care of it OK," Missy Moo.

I said looking into her face and kissing here gently on the lips. "Just replace it with Mine you silly old goat," she replied laughing, gently smacking me on the leg.

"I think I'm going to be physically ill, what a bloody soppy mess you two are" Lauren croaked making a gagging motion with her fingers laughing at us both.

We exchanged that look! We launched onto Laure again.

"Hold her up for me Max," said Veronica as she shoved the cushion back under Laurens backside.

"Here Charlie, here boy" she called and whistled, "come here, and clean up Lauren."

"No," Lauren squealed as Charlie bounded in and started lapping at her cum sodden cunt and thighs.

"No," Lauren cried, as his Doggy tongue worked his magic on her just fucked Clit.

Lauren was moaning in ecstasy as Charlie Dog went to town "Hold her for me Moo," I said.

As we swapped places Lauren started to cum, and cum hard, I reached under Charlie, and massaged his prick to its full length then picked him up and slid it all the way into Laurens moist dripping cunt. She squealed as he started to drive it hard into her. I could feel his prick sliding further in, at each thrust.

Till Charlie Dog, was finally, fully inside Laurens cum sodden snatch. His prick and knot all the way in, and in deep. I held him in there as his balls pumped his doggy cum.

I squeezed them, to drain them fully, into to Laurens already cum laden pussy. Her eyes were rolling around in her head as Veronica sucked on her neck and ear and massaged her clit with her fingers.

Charlie was wriggling to get down; as I placed him on the carpet, I turned and shoved my half hard prick back into Laurens stretched cum dripping snatch balls deep, first go.

"Hello Baby," I said as my prick slid back and forward into her. She moaned and wrapped her legs around my back as I continued to fuck her long and slow.

She kissed Veronica hard on the lips and said "I now know why you love my Daddy, little Mum," as she started to cum again. "God that feels so great," she sighed.

"That's the difference between having someone who loves you, and somebody who's just fucking you," I said as I kissed her again.

"I wish I had known that before I started dating," she sighed. "It would have saved me from all those dickheads I went out with" I started to ease it out "please leave it in Daddy it feels so good!"

Veronica continued to kiss her neck and gently massage her clit, she smiled as she looked over at me as Lauren was nearly falling into a restful doze, and mouthed "Thank you for loving me."

"You're welcome" I said as we gently laid Lauren on the rug with a cushion under her head.

I pulled out gently, as Veronica started to clean up Laurens cum soaked pubic mound and thighs.

Lauren opened her eyes and stared in amazement, as Veronica cleaned her up. Veronica turned and kissed her gently on the lips and said, "If I have a daughter half as smart as you are, I will be the happiest Mum on the planet.

As their tears flowed I kissed them both and said to Lauren "Now you know how much I love you, and your sisters, and why I have fallen so much in love with this one here."

"You made a really smart choice Daddy; she just loves you to bits". Lauren replied Hugging Veronica.

"Not wrong there kiddo, now let's get cleaned up and have something more to eat I'm hungry again".

"I think we need some steak even though both you girls have plenty of meat today, especially you Missy Moo" which got groans all around.

Veronica looked at Lauren and said "do they get any better."

"No not much anyway", as they both rolled their eyes in laughter.

"Everybody's a bloody critic, Charlie dog still loves Me, Come on Big Dog Lunch time."

"And you my Cummy Mummy" I said to Veronica "leave some space in the shower for me OK!"

I got three big steaks out of the fridge and fired up the grill with the fan on. It would take about eight minutes to be just the temperature I liked. I finished trimming up the steaks, giving Charlie a few choice pieces for services rendered. And I headed off to find the girls.

I could hear splashing and girly giggles coming from the bathroom, and from previous experience I knew of the trouble that could bring.

"What do have we here?" I inquired at the sight before my eyes, Veronica backside perched on the edge of my six-person spa bath, as Lauren drove a 6' dildo in and out of her snatch.

"Well daddy you said your balls were empty, and Veronica was horny, so I'm helping out, isn't that right Little Mum" she said with a smirk encasing her face.

"This still plenty left in my balls to go around thank you, Miss and where in god's name did you find that?" I asked.

"In the left hand side cupboard, in the end, at the back, the box is on the counter". She replied as she continued to saw the dildo in and out of Veronica's snatch.

"You had better be careful of Moby Dick there; she looks like she's just about to blow," at the same second Veronica emitted a scream, and a jet of cum squirted out of her cunt, past the dildo, and onto Lauren, and sprayed on the tiles on the wall.

I jumped in to rescue Veronica as she was about to swan dive into the tub.

"What in Gods Fucking Name are you all up to, came a voice from the doorway, don't you answer your own fucking phone" said Stephanie snarling, standing alongside Holly looking at the scene unfolding before her.

"Oh hello darling what brings you here?" I inquired quietly waiting for the second outburst to erupt.

"Don't you Fucking darling me, the grill is on downstairs, the dogs pissed in the lounge, and to top it all of your up here naked with my daughter, and an underage teen you just met, doing god knows fucking what, are you out of your tiny fucking mind!" she yelled.

"A tad repetitive don't you think" I said looking at Lauren. "Not one of her better efforts, what do you think 6.5 out of 10" I replied stepping out of the tub.

"Hello Hobbit," I said kissing Holly.

Just as Stephanie was about to launch into another outburst, I lifted her up, taking the bag from her shoulder and dumped her, arse first into the tub.

Her backside caused a tsunami of bubbles to cascade onto the floor, her head went under, as she slipped trying to gain traction, I stepped back into the tub to rescue her from going under again.

As she continued to cough causing bubbles to come out her nose and mouth simultaneously. I hugged her close divesting her of her sodden clothes. I was a remarkable sight.

"Now my darling would you care to run that by us again without all the histrionics?" I asked, "What would you like to know?" I inquired.

Quietly snuggling and kissing her neck and face, as I cradled her in my arms massaging her now exposed breast with my left hand.

As calm was restored Stephanie said "Matt has been trying to contact you all Morning, he rang Louise as you're not answering your mobile, and Louise contacted me, and here I am."

"Shit my mobile is on the Charging cradle in the car, could you get it for please Holly, that's a good girl?" I asked.

"Sure thing Daddy" she replied as she bolted off towards the stairs, with Charlie Dog running a half step behind.

"Now refresh my memory again as to what questions you were asking, and in what particular order you want them answered?" I asked Stephanie.

"I don't remember," she replied which provoked a round of laughter from us all.

Veronica piped up, while looking at Lauren. "You are so screwed, both their memories are shot to pieces."

Veronica's comments once again, caused hysterical laughter to erupt, this time from the bath.

Holly stood at the doorway, staring at us with a stunned look on her face at the complete turn of emotions in the room.

"Give us look at me Mobile poppet" I said taking it from her hand, and looking at the screen, fourteen missed Calls and nine of them from Matt.

I pressed the call button on the phone and waited for it to answer; Holly was perched on the edge of the tub looking on.

"Where in god's name have you been," was the answer I received from the phone.

"Hi Matt nice to hear a friendly voice on the Line, How are they hanging?" I said back.

"You dickhead," was the laughing reply I received.

"What did you do?" Was the following question I received back from Matt.

"Define Do," I replied laughing into the phone as I watched the faces opposite in the tub.

"I think we need some more hot water," I said putting my hand over the mouthpiece.

"More bloody what," came back from Matt, "what are you up to."

"If you must ask I'm a bubble bath with three make that four beautiful girls," as I pulled Holly bodily into the tub with us, the resulting screams, made it all worthwhile.

"Say Hi" for Uncle Matt girls "Hi Uncle Matt" they chorused.

"I don't want to know what's going on you jammy bastard" he said.

"I resemble that statement" I replied. "What the Jammy or the Bastard" he said.

"Guilty on Both Counts," I replied.

"Oops sorry Maxie" said Matt quietly "she's all good Stumpy what's up?" I replied.

"Both Sides have reached an agreement, it's going to be a joint project, and we are going to let them at it alone."

"About fucking time," I said "Amen to that" Matt replied quietly.

"That's just the Molly, not the sparklers?" I asked.

"You did mention the sparklers" I hastily added.

"Oops, that might have slipped my mind" he replied "just who are you in this bath with?" He asked.

"My Fiance Veronica, Stephanie, Lauren & Holly, Why," I said in reply.

"You're what?" came back.

"Fiance," I answered enunciating each letter.

"When did this happen" he said, as I looked over at Veronica.

"Hang on, when did I promise undying love, and devotion to you, my darling, was it the First or Second time we made love?" I asked Veronica.

"I think it was the third time" she said while screwing up her brow thinking hard "yep third it was."

"The third time we made love Matt, why?" I asked.

"I heard all that, he replied, it was the when, I asked about?"

"About 12.35 today actually, shit you were suppose to be back in class," I said looking at Veronica.

"Class, Matt how old is she for god's sake, have you flipped out totally."

"Fifteen and a Half going, on thirty actually," I answered, "more hot water girls as Holly started to divest herself out of her sodden uniform.

"Lord'y that's a sight guaranteed to get an erection on a statue," I gasped as Holly bent over to take off her panties, and her preteen slot framed below her thighs.

"Holly just mooned daddy, Uncle Matt," Lauren said breaking up in laughter as Stephanie grabbed my hardening prick in her hand.

"That got a result Holly," Stephanie laughed as the girls high fived all round, with laughter.

"Sorry Daddy," said Holly blushing. "They dared me," glaring at Lauren and Veronica.

"The view was fantastic from where I was sitting Holly," I laughed.

"God help us all, if she's got your brains, and her mother's Tits" Matt back answered.

"I think her tits are going to better than her mom's," I said as Stephanie dug me in the ribs.

Holly just beamed and cupped her boobs to another round of laughter.

"What did they agree on Matt, Fifty Six or Fifty Four?" I asked getting back on topic.

"Fifty Four they took your proposal to use the low price to provide for the infrastructure costs," he replied.

"It will want to be a fucking really terrific rail line then, for that sought of money," I laughed.

"Not wrong on that count, the announcement will be tomorrow evening, the paperwork needs to be ratified and signed off by both boards," he said.

"Didn't they agree and do all that already?" I asked as I slipped two fingers up into Stephanie's cunt.

I started massaging inside her canal. Stephanie continued to rub, my hardening prick.

"Money when," I said getting back on topic, once again.

"End of the month, you will have to sign your life away which I don't think you'll mind too much" he said as he laughed, into the phone.

We had other offers that were higher than what we accepted, the area of the mine site was huge. It was going to be a long term project they were talking 20 years. The projected return was Massive in the 100's of Billions.

Having spent years in the mining game, it was take the money and run. Sought of like Poker. Besides that was just one site, I had leases on another three, nowhere near as big, but of a much higher grade and with a fair amount of Copper.

"What percentage are we going to give Steve" I asked.

"Percentage, are you out of your fucking mind!" Matt loudly exclaimed.

"Yes percentage, you tight arsed cunt," I growled back at him.

It had gone suddenly quite in the bath as all eyes were looking at me.

"More Hot Water Lady's, please."

"Sorry Maxie the truth hurts," he said quietly.

"While I've got you by the balls, you still owe me a carton of beer you prick, a car, and give me time to make a list" I said tears rolling down my cheeks.

"I'll buy you the fucking brewery and GM if you like," said Matt laughing.

"You're on, I'm making a list as we speak," as Stephanie brushed away the tears on my face and hugged me.

"On the QT I suppose till it's announced?" I asked Matt.

"Off the fucking Radar, unless you want to start Everyman, and his dog up your arse" he replied laughing.

"No it's all OK I've got me own Charlie Dog, so my arse is covered."

"Got to go the suits are all back, what do you reckon about two percent each for Stevie, Max?" he asked.

"Sounds about right buddy, he's done all the ground work to get it over the line," I replied.

"See you."

"Bye Buddy," and I hung up.

"What" I asked, at the surrounding faces staring at me.

"Tell me, tell me" said Stephanie her eyes glowing with excitement, or was it lust.

"Tell you what exactly" I answered, as she just about ripped my prick from my body.

"You've finally offloaded the Money Pit haven't you," she said now gripping harder than ever.

"You have Matt, I'm so happy for you. For what Fifty Four million I'm guessing," she said, smirking at the surprised looks on the other girls faces as the Mouthed at each other Fifty Four.

I leaned over and turned on the hot water while letting out some of the cold.

I kissed Veronica and Lauren and hugged Holly into me with my other arm around Stephanie as I said to Holly and everyone in general.

"Thank God you got my brains Holly Hobbit, and not you're Mothers. That dear Stephanie is the B word, not the M one" and ducked them both under the water.

As I resurfaced with two spluttering Females that fact registered with them all.

Lauren looked at my face, with eyes wide. "Fifty Four Billion," she whispered. "OH MY FUCKING GOD," she screeched as she ducked herself and Veronica under the water.

Holly and Stephanie both stared at me like they had just witnessed the second coming.

I was just hoping for a Forth Coming as I placed my fingers back into Stephanie, and massaged her clit.

I was also feeling up Holly as she was wriggling around, with her bottom on my other hand enjoying it by the cooing sounds she was making.

"Are feeling up Holly," Stephanie asked me as she finally registered the look appearing on Holly's face.

"Yep," I said.

"Well stop she's just a baby," said Stephanie saying the Exact WRONG thing to say about Holly.

"I'm not a Baby and I like it keep going daddy," she angrily replied, as she moved her bum so my fingers were touching her preteen pussy.

"Max please" Stephanie said tears forming in her eyes. I moved my hand from Holly's pussy and hugged Stephanie to my chest kissing her all the while.

"It's OK don't panic I would never hurt her you know that, I'm only planning to fuck Holly into next Tuesday if that's what you worried about!" I said as I placed Holly's hand on my now ¾ hard prick.

"What" she said looking at me.

"Well who else is going to teach her about sex and boys Mummy?" Said Lauren looking at her mother.

"You and I are both examples of what not to do," she said.

"Me Three," said Veronica putting her hand up to be countered.

"Yes Mummy, Daddy would never hurt me and his Willy is just the right size, it's not like Brian's, which is Massive" she said rubbing her hand up and down the shaft.

"How do you know Brian's Willy is massive young lady," she said turning her head towards Holly.

"Dohh Mum, Stick that massive prick right up me you bald headed fucker and make me cum" she mimiced in perfect imitation of her mother.

"Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings," I said quietly.

As a look of shock, anguish and horror appeared on her mother's face.

"OMG what have I done," Stephanie said tears streaming down her face.

"You my Darling have raised two beautiful, normal, well adjusted humans, of the Girl Gender, whist not only running a really successful business. You have also maintained an active sex life the envy of many around for nigh on 20 years, with a man who worships the ground you walk on. And I might add he's not the only one who worships you as well". I told her before kissing her deeply.

"Now get your arse out of this tub, get on your back in the bed, so I can fuck you senseless and make a couple more babies OK," while kissing her again.

"This is not going to hang around forever you know," I said as I stood up, erection flapping in the breeze.

At that particular moment, Holly decided to put her mouth over the end of my prick and start sucking.

"What, I'm just keeping it hard for mummy," she mumbled as the others including me gasped in amazement.

"Don't speak with your mouth full darling," was all her mother said at the sight before her.

I started laughing which caused even more of my prick to disappear into her mouth.

"Mumm" she mumbled, "you taste nice Daddy."

"Thank you Baby" I replied chuckling.

As we dried each other off Lauren, Veronica & Holly started heading in the direction of the stairs.

"Where are you lot going I inquired, This a team effort."

"You are not going to leave me alone with your Mum are you, what would happen if I fell into her cavernous pussy, and got trapped, who would rescue me?"

"I could wander for days trapped, alone and starving" I said dodging a flicked towel at my manhood from Stephanie.

"Mummy's pussy not that big is it?" asked Holly.

"No darling it's all OK, just an in joke so to speak" I laughed giving her a hug.

"Well it's not nice to say that about someone's Vee Jay, boys say rude things like that all the time to girls" she replied crossly.

"Do they say that to you?" I asked.

"No she said they call me a pencil pussy."

"A what pussy?" I asked kneeling down in front of her.

"A pencil pussy, you know really tight small, round like a pencil" she said forming a small circle with her fingers on her right hand.

"Oh I said that's OK then" giving her a big hug.

She looked at me like at just lost my mind.

"Because next time any boy calls you that, all you have to say is it's still too small for your Micro Willy you Muppet" I said "Oh sorry Muppet's don't have Willies even Micro Ones, and walk away waving your pinkie finger in the air then closing your fist saying gone, laughing your head off OK."

"OH daddy that is so wicked, they will really hate that, when I do it" she giggled jumping into my arms.

"Be careful of my equipment Munchkin" I laughed.

"You wouldn't want to damage Daddy's Maxie Willy," said Lauren cracking herself, and everyone else up laughing.

As I laughed holding Holly I could feel the end of my prick touch her Bottom and pussy.

"Here you better let me handle that," said Stephanie taking Holly from my arms.

"We wouldn't want daddy to go off early now would we" she said laughing.

"Now how do you want to do this?" asked Stephanie Looking at me.

"Well I said I put this in there, and move it around" I replied holding my prick and pointing to her Pussy.

"I think that's how we did it before, unless my memories gone again" I said launching myself at her and throwing her back onto the bed. With her legs around me kissing her passionately on her lips and neck.

The others stood and watched "Get the lube out of the other draw for me Lauren. Holly up here alongside me please, Veronica alongside Stephanie's head OK" I said as I lifted Stephanie's legs onto my shoulders.

Holly looked wide eyed as she saw her Mothers Vulva close up for the first time. Stephanie's mound covered with a short strip of dark black curly hair framing her flaps, which peaked out through her slit longer than Laurens and a great deal Darker in both shade and colour.

I could see the trickle of moisture forming at the base of her vaginal opening I drew my finger up through her flaps, and she opened up like a rose on a summer's morning. I ran two fingers and she moaned and spread legs wider to show it all. I put my fingers in my mouth savouring the taste of tangy women.

"You're ovulating, aren't you?" I asked her. "How did you know that" she replied with a funny look on her face.

"I could smell you at breakfast" I answered smiling. "Bullshit" which was what I got back.

"OK Holly Close your eyes and sniff your Mums pussy, go on I said guiding her down there, now don't tell me what it smells like yet, Lauren, Veronica as well. Both had a good sniff.

"Warm Cookies," I said, "am I right," as I placed two fingers from Stephanie's Cunt under her nose.

"I'll be buggered" Stephanie said in amazement "How in the hell did you know that".

"The buggering will have to wait my darling, let's just try to get you knocked up first OK," I laughed.

"As for the Cookie smell, It strikes terror and fear, into a single man's heart, I don't smoke and my sense of smell is exceptionally good as you know."

"Besides you were acting even bitchier two weeks ago before I went OS buying so there" I said laughing, while sticking four fingers into her pussy.

'Oh she moaned that feels good".

"OK team here we go."

"You two" I said looking at Lauren and Veronica, "take care of the top half. Holly Hobbit and I will take care of the bottom half OK."

Lauren and Veronica started in on Stephanie with a vengeance kissing her face, her neck, and her breasts. As I kept up my previous, digital assault on her canal. I started to work my fingers, deeper into her vaginal opening.

"Now Holly you have got a really import job as well OK" I said as she was looking bug eyed at the scene before her. It had turned into a competition as to who could bring the most moans and sighs from Stephanie as I knew it would.

"What I want you to do Holly is put your whole hand into mum's pussy for me OK Poppet," I said as her eyes bugged out even more at that request, as did the others.

"You can't get her to do that Max for god's sake," Stephanie replied, ensuring that once again, that was exactly what Holly would do.

"If you want to make a baby, open up the womb fill with fresh sperm, pack tight. Baby Making 101."

"Time, tide and erections wait for no one".

I had Holly hold out her right hand as I took of her bangles and assorted jewellery and covered her hand with KY lube.

I moved her mother's legs wider causing her cunt to gape open.

"OK Kiddo here we go, what you will feel is an opening exactly like the end of a balloon OK".

She nodded her head, as I made a funnel with my hand to show her exactly how to stretch and expand it; she nodded again in affirmation and went in.

I had forgotten one key instruction, use an open palm. Holly used her hand, in a fist.

Her Mothers Eyes bugged out as Holly's hand and arm went in up past her wrist.

Stephanie let out a squeal as she orgasmed in one long stream, one after the other, and her stomach muscles flexed her arse was off the bed, Holly had sent her into orbit.

Holly brought Stephanie plunging back to earth, when her index finger went straight up into Stephanie's cervical opening.

"Ah Holly honey, be gentle baby" she whimpered as the girls continued to try to outdo each other.

I had my hand and two fingers in Holly's twat massaging it to a juicy state as she wriggled her bottom to accommodate the intrusion into her vaginal passage. Her breath was nearly as heavy as her mothers were, while both Lauren and Veronica who had decided to work on each other instead.

I could feel a warm flow of liquid into the palm of my hand as Holly continued to stretch Stephanie's Cervical opening. My little girl orgasms onto my hand, "Wow daddy that felt really good can you do it some more," She said looking back at me.

Dropping me, with that one comment right back into the shit with her mum.

"Max get your damn fingers out of Holly's pussy, you randy old goat." She grunted.

"I think that's enough Holly Hobbit mums ready for me now," I whispered into her ear. I used Holly's pre teen juice to coat my prick, massaging it back to a harder state.

As she started to withdraw her hand from her mother's creamy cunt, I told her to lick Mummy Clit that little button, which was now sticking up like a red traffic sign.

Well she licked it, but she sucked it as well which sent Stephanie back into orbit once again.

As Holly bent over to lick her Mums clit I rubbed the head of my now hard prick against her damp little girl cunt. I was rewarded with another pre teen orgasm. Her little pussy flexed against the head of my prick.

"Max will you leave her alone, you shit" Stephanie growled. "Coming ready or not" I called out as I guided my now rock hard prick up Stephanie's vaginal canal, "Oh my god I'm falling" I cried which resulted in laughter from all.

"I can't believe I'm doing this" said Stephanie, "surround by a cast of thousands".

"I know I'd pay to watch."

"Me too" said Lauren.

"Me three" said Holly.

"Me I'd sell the tickets," Veronica said before falling onto to bed in response from a tickle from Stephanie.

"A bit of peace and quiet, Kids this is serious business, making babies" I said as I shoved my prick with ever stronger strokes into Stephanie's slick buttery canal I felt it bump against her womb as I positioned her legs further up on my shoulders to shorten the distance.

I saw her whispering into Laurens ear. As I concentrated fully, trying to get the head of my prick into her womb.

I finally succeeded at last, slipping right up into the opening and through fully into her womb.

It was at that moment I had a thought if I pull it out to make myself cum, it sought of defeats the purpose.

That decision luckily was out of my hands.

Veronica at that moment, stuck her lubed finger, then her tongue about an inch in right up my arse. Which, as you could imagine getting me ready to let go?

Then Lauren shoved the Lubed 6 inch Dido from the Bath straight up my arse.

Let go fucking hell, I unloaded the contents of both my testicles, prostate, wallet, glove box, boot and any other storage compartment that I had, dumping with one foul swoop. A grade sperm, straight to the customer. No waiting, no swimming, straight to the door.

Lauren was rotating and twisting the dildo around in my anal cavity when Veronica took over.

"My Man, My Arse Bitch" cried Veronica, before kissing Lauren on the lips.

Poor Stephanie, she looked if she had been well and truly fucked by the Mongol horde. She was bathed in sweat covered in little hickies and looked half dead. I gently kissed her.

"You OK my darling?"

"I'm good can we do that again, what a rush!"

At that moment, I could hear a voice calling "anyone home, anybody there".

"Daddy" squealed Holly bolting from the room and down the stairs, yelling "Here we are, were up here Daddy".

"Mummy and Daddy Max are making a baby and we have all been helping" she cried.

"Oh that's marvelous," he replied while picking his naked 12 year old daughter in his arms onto his hip and entering into the Master Bedroom.

Here, I am, prone, lying naked, on his, naked wife of 20 years, my prick still stuffed into her cum filled cunt. His oldest daughter engaged in a Sapphic embrace with another pre teen girl, Oh and did I mention a black 6 inch Dildo still wedged in my anal cavity.

"Hello darling how's your day been?" Stephanie asked, before kissing Brian.

"Hello Daddy" Lauren said, lifting her up from between Veronica's thighs her mouth covered in Girl Juice.

"Hi Lo Loo" he says giving her a kiss on the lips "You taste Yummy," smacking his lips.

"Veronica if I remember correctly" he says, also giving her a kiss on the Lips sampling the juices of his own daughter's creamy pussy, from of Veronica's lips "You taste Yummy as well."

"What about me Daddy" says Holly taking a finger from her own pussy and offering it up to her father to taste as well. "I think we have a winner," he says after licking her finger and smacking his lips.

Everybody cracks up in Laughter as Holly beams a 1000 watt smile.

"Need a hand Buddy Boy" as I try to extricate the dildo from my arse. His beefy hand pulls it out with a plop as everybody cracks up again.

"What's been happening" as he surveys the smiling faces arrayed before him "and more importantly what did I miss" he asks no one in particular.

We all tried to talk at once. "Whoa Back it up folks" he says drowning out the noisy chatter.

"Maxie your house, you're First," he says looking at me.

"I'm engaged, and I'm getting married," I say smiling and looking at Veronica who gotten up off the bed to stand naked, alongside me.

He gives Veronica the once over "Wowser," he says Kissing her once again on the lips and hugging her to him.

"Have you lost your freaking Mind" he exclaimed.

"Why are you banging my old broad", as he turns to look at Stephanie. "When you have got this tasty bit of Yummy Girly" he finishes, kissing Veronica again on the lips and grabbing her on the arse. Holding her close "Want to Swap" he says deadpan.

Looking at me grinning like a Cheshire cat.

As we all fall about in hysterical laughter Stephanie pipes up "Old Broad, wants to swap me hey you'll keep" As she falls back on the bed legs apart saying. "Take me, take me now, ravish my body I'm at your Mercy," paraphrasing a scene from my favourite TV show of all time, Firefly.

I look at her with her legs apart and say, "Have you got anything smaller" as dead silence grips the room, before everybody fall's about in hysterical laughter.

Stephanie glares at me and laughs at the same time, I just pick up Charlie Dog and throw him right into the space between Stephanie's open thighs.

She bursts out squealing as Charlie starts licking her thighs heading toward the Promised Land.

Brian looks at me and says "You are Sooo Dead" while laughing his head off at the chaotic scene before him.

"It looks as if it's becoming a family tradition," I say as Lauren and Veronica go to Stephanie's rescue.

That comment finally registers, and they both blush to their toe nails, beet red.

Brian stares at me, "what happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas" we both finish together.

I reach over and grab Charlie by the scruff of the Neck and put him on the floor "Out now Charlie Dog Go" with a foot up his bum for good measure. "Scoot Big Dog, now" as he bolts off down the stairs.

Brian deposits Holly on the floor and makes a beeline for Stephanie's open Thighs head first, Tongue out licking like a mad man on her cum filled cunt.

"Yum freshly fucked pussy my Favourite," he says wrapping his wife in a bear hug and kissing her passionately.

"Still love me you old tart," he says as he starts to undo the drawstring of his Chefs pants and free his engorged prick for all to see.

Veronica's intake of breath says it all.

As it finally comes fully into view, 12½ inches long, about 5½ inches around at the head.

"Fuck, that thing must have its own post code" says Veronica as we all once again fall about laughing.

"A bit of help here girls?" he says, as he struggles, trying to remove his pants. They get them off, and he slides his Prick in one fluid motion right up to the base of his wife's sodden pussy.

A beatific smile appears on Stephanie's face as Brian starts fucking her in earnest.

"God I love you, you big Dicked tucker fucker" she says kissing him passionately. As we watch two people who really truly love each other, fuck each other into insensibility.

"Oh I'm cumming, fuck me harder, fuckkkk meee," Stephanie growls as a massive orgasm overtakes her.

Brian slows his pace as she plateaus, and then fucks her twice as hard through the next two.

"Better," he says kissing Stephanie.

"Much," she says back.

"Tickets get your tickets, next show starting soon" Veronica yells as we all once again fall about in hysterical laughter.

"I told you my Daddies got a Big Willy" says Holly, with the know it all smirk of a 12 year old girl.

The, I'm right you're a dickhead look, I christened it.

"Yep, but I've got a much bigger bank balance" I say handing them both a drink from the study bar fridge.

"And can of drink for the rest as well, here you go my daring" I say handing Veronica a can of Coke Zero "no expense spared".

Kissing her gently on the lips "thank you darling" she says sitting with her legs crossed her beautiful pussy petals on display for all to see. She notices my glance and looks down. "I'm not leaking am I?"

"No my darling" I smile in amazed awe at the 15 ½ year old girl I've only just met, and already fallen madly Passionately in love with.

"I don't want to ruin or stain another rug, after already trashing two this morning". She says taking another swallow of coke from her can.

She looks up at Brian and Stephanie on the Bed and says smiling "that was worth the price of admission what a freaking Rush," swallowing and hugging Lauren and Holly.

"What" she says looking around like she's said something wrong?

"You're freaking awesome" Both Holly and Lauren chorus together."

"It's going to be so cool having you as my new mum."

"Does this mean I will be getting two allowance's now Daddies," says Lauren eyebrows, raised in expectation.

"We'll see, it will depend on your grades won't it dear," says Stephanie finally back in the land of the living.

"Bugger" says Lauren "Its back to the grindstone."

"Will I get a car," she says perking up.

"Is Frankie's Hyundai still for sale Brian, I'll go you half's" I say. In reference to Brian's produce manager.

"That heap of shit" says Lauren in outraged indignation.

"It's better than my First car," I say "Mine Too" says Brian.

"It's just not fair" she says "all the other Bitches at school have heaps nice cars, Serena Taylor Got a new Mercedes C Class."

"Maybe Glen Taylor can afford to buy a new C Class," I say, the stupidity of that statement becomes apparent; a split second after it left my mouth.

Lauren turns and stares not believing I could say something that dumb.

And explodes with "You've just sold a big crappy Mountain in the Middle of fucking no and where, for Fifty Four Billion Dollars, enunciating every dollar, and you say you've got no money to buy me a car."

"What, you need a few more Billion for the deposit" Ahhhhh she screams.

"Don't look at me I didn't raise her" I say as we all once more fall about Laughing.

I grab hold of her to hug against me to calm her down. A nod passes between Brian and I "Lo Loo" I say using her pet name "your dad, and I have already got you a car".

"You Have What Type" an" E Class Mercedes" I say, an E class one better than Serena Taylor.

Her smile lights the room "An E Class a new E Class."

"Ah, Not exactly new," I say, the smile dims a little.

She looks in my eyes "Not the same series E class that Betsy is Daddy" referring to my old SL classic Mercedes down in the garage.

"Yep Chocolate Brown, Dark Cream Interior, dark cream carpets, Straight 6, auto, Fully restored from the ground up, Top of the line Blaupunk stereo, 12 speakers, I Pod, sat nav all the bells all the whistles Cherry better than brand new."

She screams hugging, kissing running like a mad women, Charlie Dog reappears, and I see Him.

"She's all OK Big Dog, Scoot," and he bolts back down the stairs.

"Where is it, when can I get It" she asks in one breath.

"We were planning to give it to you at Marie and Toby's going away party next week," I say.

"So that's what Toby's been working on all this time," she says as the penny finally drops.

"Yep good old Toby" says Brian about his Daughters fiance.

I'm Hungry says Holly" From off the Floor where she been sitting snuggled next to Veronica.

"Great Idea Hobbits" I say walking over to the bath and checking that it's still warm I turn on the hot Tap to freshen it up and dump her in. Veronica climbs in alongside her as I grab some more towels from the linen closet.

"You too, new car girl."

"I've got to wee first."

"Go," I say as she steps into the toilet "your all here I can't Go". She moans.

I just look, shake my head and close the door for her. "We'll have a shower Max" says Stephanie Dragging Brian to the Guest wing.

"Hey Steffi" I say you better plug your pussy so you don't lose all the yummy stuff OK.

"Already Stuffed" she says as I see a Tampon string sticking out.

I head of to pee as well. All done and I step into the tub. Before I can sit Veronica starts sucking my prick like a demon.

"That feels good" I say "is this for you?" I ask as my prick starts to harden.

"Nuhh "she says pointing at Holly who is on the rim of the tub getting her Twelve year old snatch eaten out by her sister.

Brian ducks back in and seeing what's going on, and says when looking at me.

"Just be gentle with my girls OK" as he disappears with the Raspberry shower gel.

He sees me watching him disappear down the hall and touches his nose with his finger, the universal signal for. I won't tell my Misses so keep it quiet.

Veronica finishes up on my prick as Holly looks on glassy eyed at my Prick before her eyes.

I grab extra towels for her back. As Lauren holds Holly's left leg and Veronica the other.

"Ready to be a Really Big Girl Holly," says Lauren as I rub the head of my prick on her dripping snatch.

I take a quick up down, down up lick of her dripping cunt, Veronica spreads her little girl flaps, and I start to push it, ever so gently into her steamy tight Virginal canal.

Holly has no hymen, she lost it doing gymnastics for Six years. I spread her legs wide, for more access and to enjoy the View of her little Girly Cunt.

A strip of dark curly hair is just on the slit a tuft just above her clit.

A light dusting of darker barely their hair covers her mound. Her flaps are a bright coral pink with a darker edge they are more pronounced than her older sister Meatier and wider.

She tastes divine as I have another lick to get her fully ready. "Here it is big girl," I say as I ease into her, a half inch at a time.

An inch goes in as the head pops through into her canal. She breaths out an oomph, looking down, as my prick disappears into the confines of her cunt One inch in, half out, and so it goes until I am nearly half way in.

"You good my darling Holly Hobbit" I say kissing her eyes as they start to tear up, "I'm OK daddy I feel so wonderful it's the, best-est feeling ever, can I some more" she says.

Lauren lays her flatter on her back. To allow more entry room, "Can you still see Holly?" I ask.

"Uh Huh" she grunts as another two inches goes into her cunt.

I have good four inches left, and still got room. I ease the last length in, as I bottom out, I see a ridge line on her stomach appear, her six pack split by the length of my prick.

Four inches out, six inches in, and so it goes as I build up pace.

My balls ache from the day's activities. She is taking the lot; the other girls look in awe as this twelve year old's pussy devours my Eight inch prick.

"Please fuck me daddy, fuck me hard, like you and Brian fuck Mummy" I comply with her request as all daddy's love to please their baby girls.

"Here I come my beautiful baby girl, cum for me Holls", as her mother's head appears on her stomach.

She's licking her clit and sucking her juices. Holly's eyes go wide as she sees her Mother sucking and licking.

It's the final push as she cums hard, clamping down on my prick as I continue to drive it up into my baby girl's sodden slot.

I'm in Pain, my balls half full and aching, I'm worried that I can't fill my baby girls pussy with her Daddy's loving Cum.

Once again a angel appears, Brian, with two lubed fingers up my arse massaging my prostate.

As I blow my nuts right up into her pre teen womb she squeals as she feels the hot suds, coat her cunt.

Stephanie gently massages her stomach. As we watch the final pulses in her stomach.

Tears stream down my face, and Holly's. "I love you so much my big girl even more than the day you were born," I say kissing her eyes free of tears.

"Thank you Daddy I thought my heart was going to burst, it felt so good, when it started pumping into me.

"I wonder where she gets that from" says Brian kissing her Brow "Hi Big Girl" he says.

"Hi daddy" she says a sleepy smile on her face.

"You ready for me now," he says as the sleepiness flies at the thought of his Monster cock.

She hits him as he kisses her on the lips, and Smiles "May be Later in the week Ok, I'm a little bit sore now".

As we all stand gob smacked. "What" she says "I must have a pussy like Mummy; I want a husband with a big Willy too?"

We all start quietly laughing. "Oh, and he'll need to have loads, and loads, of money as well."

"But you will have loads of your own" I say "will I, Daddy, how much?" She asks.

"I don't know Fifty or so" I say "we'll work that out later."

"Fifty thousand", she squeals face beaming, "Oh wow daddy."

"No you Silly Billy, Fifty Million," I reply quietly.

You could have heard a pin drop, Mouths agape at that statement.

"Dohh, a Billion is a Thousand million, and I've got about 20 of them. OK" I say shaking my head.

As I fall to me knees and worship at the dripping cunt of my baby girl.

I suck on our Juices and share them around, Kissing Veronica and Lauren in turn.

"You want me to help you with that Buddy," says Brian.

"Go ahead Dad," I say as he attacks his poor little girls just fucked pussy with his extremely long tongue, some guys have all the luck.

"I don't know about you lot, but I'm bloody starving, and not just for pussy either" I say hopefully staving off comments from the peanut gallery.

I picked up the sodden towels wiping the floor in the process. Wet clothes, wet sex and wet dog as Charlie Dog rolled a puddle; it stank as I opened other windows to freshen it up.

I grabbed on oversize T shirt for each of the girls and one for me, with some soft linen draw string pants. "Help yourself Curly" I said to Brian as he looked around for his clothes.

"I'll get lunch started," I muttered looking at the bedside clock which now showed 2.45 "time sure does fly when you having fun," I quipped. "Don't you mean, pumping cum" Brian quipped back.

"Daddy" the Girls chorused, "Behave yourself Darling children are present "said Stephanie sitting on the bed doing the girls hair. This statement coming from women, who had not ten minutes, previously had orally and digitally assaulted her twelve year old daughter.

"Yes Daddy, behave, yourself, we wouldn't want to corrupt the little canine loving moppets now would we" I replied lobbing a verbal grenade into the mix.

Heads swiveled, eyes locked, faces went red, mouths dropped open, yep that went well I thought.

"What, canine, what are you mumbling about?" she asked looking at me as both Lauren, and Veronica went ashen.

Her face went bright red as she finally realized the full extent, and the direction my statement had gone.

She turned to Lauren "Has this got something to do with you Miss?" she said as she stared hard at Lauren, Veronica had moved to stand beside her in an attempt at a united front.

Stephanie looked at them both and then a Charlie Dog, who at the exact moment started to lick his prick and balls.

"Well I'm waiting," she said arching her eyebrows.

Before Lauren could answer "maybe she's only carrying on a family tradition," I said. As it was Stephanie's turn to go ashen faced.

All eyes turned to Stephanie as tears formed in her eyes "you promised you would never tell," she whispered tears streaming down her face.

"I haven't told a soul" I said dropping the clothes in a pile and taking her in my arms kissing her cheeks and eyes.

"It's all OK, you big titled, child molesting, cock sucking, anal loving, dog fucking, old slut," I said laughing softly in her ear.

"You left out dope smoking, and I'm not that old, thank you" she chuckled.

"But guilty to the rest," she said as we all burst into laughter at the bizarre turn in the conversation.

Stephanie looked at Brian with an anxious look on her face.

Brian looked at me and said deadpan, "You wouldn't like to sell us Charlie Dog would you Maxie."

You can imagine the chaos that statement caused, laugh I thought I'd have to call the paramedics, and fuck you have got to love a bloke like that, he is such a funny bugger nothing ever upset him.

Stephanie Volatile, mercurial, Brian just took it all in his stride; I just loved him to bits.

"You knew you bastard," said Stephanie when calm was restored. "You never said anything," she said as he took her in his arms holding her tight to his chest.

"What was I going to say, do you take this dog fucking slut to be your lawful wedded wife" Brian said kissing her on the lips.

He looked at both Lauren and Holly and said, "Now you know the reason why we never had a dog."

"Here lies Frisky fucked to death, by your mother, the RSPCA would have at the house constantly, for animal cruelty" he said kissing her once again with increased passion.

"I suppose I could do a rent, try Buy deal, well rent buy, he's already been tried" I said hugging both Lauren and Veronica to my chest, while looking over the top of their heads at Brian.

"Can I have a try at Charlie Dog?" Holly piped up with the ever predicable result of hysterical laughter.

Stephanie looked skyward seeking divine inspiration.

It came from all places, from the angel I was holding to my chest.

"Why would that be a problem" said Veronica, "he's not got any diseases, he doesn't smell, he's loyal, he loves Holly to bits, and besides, who's he going to tell."

Stephanie, Brian and Lauren all looked open mouthed at Veronica "What" was all she said.

I just smiled, Stephanie replied shaking her head in amazement "God Maxie you sure know how to pick them."

She walked over to Veronica and kissed her on the lips while giving her a hug.

"You might need to add Lesbian loving to the list Curly," said smiling at Brian.

"Chuck Veronica in, with Charlie Dog Maxie, and you've got a deal," he replied chuckling.

"You can barely handle what you have got now" Stephanie replied arm around Veronica.

"That's my cue to exit stage right" said as I picked up the clothes to take and place in the washing machine and dryer.

"I'm hungry," piped up Holly.

"Your always hungry," said Lauren, this coming from a girl who could demolish two full sized pizzas.

"Yep that's my girl, coming Hobbits, you've got two growing boobies to feed," I said while pinching her on the bum.

"Give Max a hand, come on, or well be here all day," said Stephanie once again switching back to mother mode.

You have got to love families; I loved mine, as we all trooped down the stairs, one lot the laundry to get the washing on, and the rest to the kitchen to get lunch underway.

Lunch turned into to the predictable chaotic, circus which my life had become.

As the plates were being stacked into the dishwasher, Stephanie looked at Lauren saying "would you care to give us the story about your canine escapades Sweetie?"

Lauren looked at her Mum and said hands on hips "I'll tell you mine, if you'll tell yours" which caused the now predictable outburst of laughter.

"What would you like to know about your Mothers exploits Lauren?" said Mrs Margaret Connell.

Both hands filled with shopping bags as she walked into the kitchen followed closely by her husband Stan.

"Is their open for inspection sign, I've missed" I said getting up to hug, and help put the groceries on the bench.

"Hi Aunty Marge, Hi Uncle Stan" the girls chorused as they ran to help put away the groceries and give their mothers Aunt and Uncle a hug.

"I thought you were here on Thursday," I said "It is Thursday" Marge replied, with that look retired school teachers reserve for real dumb students.

"Oh" was all I could squeak out as Lauren piped up while looking at Veronica "Run, Run away now PSD is already kicking in" once again causing mirth and mayhem.

"Are your manners gone missing, as well Max, are you going to introduce, us to your guest" she said whilst looking at Veronica.

"Sorry Jet lag's still lingering. My Fiance Miss Veronica Masters meet Mr and Mrs Stanley Connell aka Aunty Marge and Uncle Stan.

Veronica walked over to shake hands as the two older Connell stared mouths agape at the impact of my statement.

"Lovely to meet you both" she said while kissing them both on the cheek, "though I have met your husband previously, though purely in a business situation' she added.

"What, when," Marge said as that statement registered.

"When he was dropping me of at school" said Veronica standing next to me and putting an arm around my waist.

"School" said Stan as he pushed his glasses further up his nose, all the while staring at Veronica.

"Oh the new girl from Melbourne, who's Mums the new assistant Produce Manager at Woollies, renting out at the Five Mile from Klaus," said Stan giving me more info in one sentence than I had known previously.

"Yep that's me?" replied Veronica munching on a Woollies apple.

I smiled as I digested that info, the Hottie with the dirty blonde hair, Tatts, lovely rack and arse and legs disappearing up to her arm pits.

"What are you smirking at Maxie" said Veronica, "I think I have met your Mum, I just remembered meeting her, and complimenting her on the size of her Melons".

Brian piped up "The new assistant manager at Woollies with the massive rack and legs, you jammy bugger I wish my Mother in Law was that hot" dropping me neck deep in the shit.

Veronica looked at me saying "would you care to elaborate on my Mothers Melons."

"Elaborate is that what they are calling it now" said Stephanie.

"I was just saying to your Mother how impressed I was by the firmness of her Melons and how excited I was that they were finally back in season" I replied trying to raise myself further up out of it.

"What, Veronica Mother was in season," said Lauren. "How could you tell, did she like the smell of cookies."

As you could imagine with that one comment I was buried beyond retrieval, and when the laughter finally died down the look on Marge and Stan's face was priceless.

When Veronica finally stopped coughing she threw the apple core at Lauren saying "How dare you say my Mother smells like cookies you bitch" as they both ran squealing, Veronica in pursuit of Lauren, into the lounge.

Marge just looked at me shaking her head wondering if she had entered some insane asylum. I went to check out that no blood was being spilled.

I stopped and motioned Stan over to witness what I was seeing, Lauren on her back legs apart, everything on display, and I mean everything, Veronica on top of her, Veronica's arse and pussy open for the entire world to see.

"That would put a tilt in your kilt, Stan, old buddy" I said he just smiled and replied "now you know why I like the school run".

"Girls your assets are showing," as Marge and Stephanie both looked into the room.

"Don't you give my husband a heart attack, you little bitch's" Marge said while kissing Stan on the cheek.

In the mean time, the girls had stood up, and where smoothing themselves down, I looked at the clock saying ""I had better drop you home Missy Moo" as it was 4.05.

My mobile rang looking at the screen I saw It was Matt "Hi Buddy don't tell they have changed their minds" I said as I answered.

"No Maxie, all good I have arranged for a preliminary Deposit to go into your Number One account, I thought you might like a little bit of spending money for your new girl."

"That might come in handy", I said as I walked into my study and logged into my Bank.

I typed in the numbers of my account and password into the computer, the figure of $545,268,429.10 appeared on the screen.

"I should be able to do a bit with that" I replied back to Matt.

"I thought you might" he laughed.

"You're still, not of the hook for that slab, and the bloody car, you bastard," I said laughing in reply.

"You're not going to let that go are you."

"It was brand fucking new, and you wrote it off, you shit!" I said laughing harder.

"I was an accident, and I was distracted" he replied.

"Well, you were getting a head job at the time, if I remember, lucky she didn't bite your Prick off" I laughed.

"She nearly did, remind me to show you the scar next time" he replied, as we both broke into hysterical laughter.

"What was her name God; it seems a lifetime ago, mine was the Matron? And wasn't your one her assistant, you remember, Miriam something, exceptionally pretty black girl, you did always like them with a suntan" I said still laughing.

"Yea God she was pretty, but so was her Cousin, and we won't go down that path do we now" he said calming down.

"You probably realise we could have half a dozen kids out there," he said quietly.

"We will probably have them all coming out of the woodwork once this gets out," I replied.

"I won't matter much if they do, with Genetics that will make it easy to work out," he said chuckling once again.

"Oh it will be easier than that" I said.

"How come?" he asked, a note of doubt in his voice.

"If they are Black there yours, if there White they're mine" I said laughing.

I could hear him laughing into the phone.

"Got to go, don't count your chickens before they hatch bye Max" he said as he hung up laughing, and how true that statement was.

I could see Brian's head poking through the door I beckoned him over to show him the screen.

"Fuck" was all he said.

"I think I might be getting a call from my bank Manager in the Morning," as I logged off.

"You reckon, you'll be getting a call from the fucking Prime Minister as well" he said.

He turned out to be right, but that is a story for a later day.

I opened my safe and got out my Cheque book and picked up my good black pen.

He gave me a puzzled look.

"Oh this, I have to pay Stan and Marge for looking after the house while I was overseas" I replied.

"Oh" was all I got back.

The groceries were put away and the kitchen and meals room sparkled, and a cup of tea with fresh cake was waiting my return.

Holly Hobbit was on seconds as Brian and I entered and sat down, Stephanie looked at us both.

As I said to Holly "leave some for me, you hungry Hobbit."

"There's plenty," she answered her mouth stuffed full of cake.

I said to Lauren as she was just about to come back in, and sit down.

"Lo-Loo could you get my calculator from of my desk please" OK she said.

I looked at Marge and Stan "What do I owe you guys for looking after the house for me for the past ten days or so."

"It's all OK Max no problem."

"No I insist, you had extra petrol and cleaning supplies not to mention the groceries."

"Your family," said Stan no problems.

"OK" I said in reply answer me this, "would you still be doing this, if you hadn't lost all your savings when that the finance company up north went under?"

"God No, I would have retired years ago, and would be sitting on my arse looking at the sea thinking about what bait to use."

"How much did you guys lose?" I asked.

"We didn't lose it, they fucking stole it" he replied then "about three and a half mill. All up, give or take twenty grand or so" I finished filling out the cheque signed and crossed it and handed it to Marge "I think that might cover the bait, plus a new rig as well, for Stan."

She looked at the cheque and handed it to Stan to show him, as tears streamed down her face.

"Your Fucking kidding me right" he said.

Marge said, "Stanley Connell there are Children Present."

"Sorry" said Stan handing it back.

"What it's not enough do you need some more" I said.

He looked at me in amazement "Take it back you stubborn old shit, if you need some more let me know OK."

I said taking the calculator and working out some costs and rounding it out to the nearest even number.

Before filling out another Cheque and signing it, and asking Lauren to give to Stephanie.

"Max No" said Stephanie as she showed the Cheque to Brian.

"OK" I said "What would you both do" with me looking at both sets of couples "if you came into a steaming massive shit pile of money, and people you loved, needed a hand would you help them".

"Yes or No?" I asked.

Both Marge and Stephanie nodded yes.

"OK" I said closing the cheque book. "I will not be the only one getting a call from my bank manger tomorrow I'm guessing" As both lots came over to hug and thank me.

"Does this mean I can buy Charlie Dog Now," said Brian Laughing.

"It will do for a Deposit" I said as Lauren, and then Holly, looked at the amount on the Cheque in wonder.

Brian looked at Stan and said "Maxie off loaded the Money pit."

"Obviously for enough," said Stan.

"Enough to spend in twenty lifetimes," I said.

"Brian" I said "Yes Maxie" he answered.

"That amount, is what's commonly referred to, as Fuck You Money, if you will pardon the expression."

"I am so, looking forward to seeing the Bank Manager in the morning" he laughed as the girls hugged there mum.

"Stan, Who owns that parcel of land on the other side of the Five Mile?" I asked.

"The MacKinnon I think, I heard some out of townees where sniffing round looking at it, it's a really terrific piece of dirt goes way back past the river over the other side up to the national park."

"Why?" he asked.

"How big is it?" I asked back.

"All up probably about 850 acres, why?"

"I'm looking for a house block that's all, something with a view and private, It would be about Eight grand an acre or there about." I said.

I looked over at Veronica, who was sitting with Lauren, holding her hand, as Lauren sat crying.

"Happy tears I hope Lo-Loo"

"Yes, happy ones Daddy", she said getting up and kissing me on the cheek.

"Miss Veronica, Do you like living out near the Five Mile?" I asked.

"It's incredible Max, the birds, it's so quiet and peaceful, I love it, Mum does as well, and it's so different after Melbourne though" she said.

"What's the View like out there."

"Awesome you can see the sea and the river and the sky is so bright it almost hurt my eyes the first time I saw it," she said excitedly.

"So that's a yes then, I take it" giving her a kiss on the lips "Come on Missy Moo I better take you home."

"You lot Lock up for me, OK."

As Veronica got changed back into her uniform, before she pulled on her clean panties I kissed her and ran my finger up her slot, "Hum she purred "you'll make me all sticky before I get Home."

"Good all sexy schoolgirls should be sticky before they get home, I'll make it law when I'm Prime Minister" I said kissing her softly on the lips.

"Stop it, I'll never get home at this rate" she squeaked.

"Good let's just stay here and make love, all the time."

"What about food," Veronica said.

"Pizza" I answered while kissing her ear.

"Pizza, why Pizza," she asked laughing.

"With Pizza all they have to do is slide it under the door" I said as I picked her up over my shoulder, she squealed as I went down the stairs into the garage.

"Un hand that wench," cried Lauren as she followed behind with Veronica's satchel.

"Shit" said Veronica as she finally looked at her phone.

"Problems my sweet," I inquired.

"Mum" showing me the Five missed calls.

"Tell her you were with me" said Lauren as she put the rest of Veronica's School gear in the Range Rover.

"Got everything?" I asked, looking at Veronica.

"I only need you" she said kissing me, as Lauren started making gagging noises.

"Good, cause you got me Missy Moo."

"Why do you call me Missy Moo for?" said Veronica.

"Is it because, she's a cow," Lauren said cracking herself up laughing.

"No it's because I can't call you, I really want to fuck your brains out, in polite company."

I checked to make sure I had what I needed, mobile, and cheque book all correct.

I opened the garage door, as the rest of the clan came into the garage, raining thank you's, and kisses in equal number on me."

"Have fun at the bank tomorrow folks," I said as I turned and headed through the gate to take Veronica back into reality.

"Can I ask you a question Maxie," Said Veronica.

"Sure Baby fire away," I replied.

"Why did you pick me" she said looking at me directly.

"Well it's like this, Its Brownie points."

"Brownie Points" she said looking confused.

"Let me explain OK it's really straightforward, I had seen you walking around town before I went away, and thought she's cute, One Point, You had asked permission from Louise before you came into the store, One Point".

"Louise said that you were respectful and asked remarkably insightful questions about the stock. Three points; you also said you genuinely loved how it was laid out. Two points. How many points are we up to now?" I asked.

"Seven I think" said Veronica as I turned onto the highway toward the Five Mile turnoff.

"Where were we Seven points, OK I saw you in the newsagents up close, extremely cute, Two Points I deducted One Point for pinching the Magazine, That's Eight. You got Bonus points because Lauren and Holly Like you Five each for that. Eighteen points".

"You are totally unbelievable; in bed that's another, Ten, what are we up to now Twenty Eight".

"You, Miss Veronica, really, truly love me, you do don't you" I said looking at her face, waiting.

"Yes" Veronica said softly "I truly love you."

"How many is that now," I asked her.

"I've lost count," she said using her fingers to try and add them up.

"Ah well, It doesn't matter any way?" I said looking at her smiling.

"Why doesn't It matter!" She said Perplexed.

"It's Like this as I said turning into the Five Mile road, You love me, I Love You, we now have a shit load of Money, to do whatever we want without worrying.

"What about the Brownie Points then" she said even more confused.

"Are You a Brownie?" I asked.

"No" Veronica answered.

"Is this you?" I asked as I pulled up at her drive.

"Yes" she said, "What about the Brownie Points".

"Well" I laughed, kissing her "You're not a Brownie so they don't count, and you can't use them."

She looked at me in shock, then squealed "You rotten shit, you bastard, as she started laughing, as well as hitting, and kissing me at the same time."

"That's just downright mean, and evil," she giggled.

"Lauren said that exact same thing" I said kissing her again.

"Now Maxie points, they are an entirely different kettle of fish," I said looking into her face.

"I've got over eighteen Billion, of those suckers, do you want to help me spend some?" I asked kissing her again.

"I'm still trying to cash in my Brownie Points," she said laughing.

"How many do you have Moo?" I asked her.

"About Thirty Five at last count, I think why?"

"I have just remembered you can redeem them, one at a time, for every year of Marriage," I said.

"That should see me out, unless of course, you are planning on fucking me to death," I smiled at her.

"Can I do both?"

"Yep, now bugger off and do your home work," I said laughing.

"Have you got my number?"

"Yes Lauren gave it to me".

"Give me yours" I put into the phone as she read it out, it showed her Name Missy Moo.

"You are going to have to change that you realise," said Veronica.

"To what?" I asked.

"To Mrs Missy Moo," she giggled.

"Go, I've got to get this block before the others do".

"Which Block" she said pointing down the hill.

I looked up at the Mountain and said from "there to there, pointing form one hill to the next."

"Fuck!" she exclaimed.

"Yep these Bastards want to turn it into to suburbia, that won't happen, if I've got anything to do with it.

"Give me a kiss Little Girl" I said in my best Creepy Voice.

"No you might molest me," she said in best little girl Voice "Are You?"

"Sure am," I said.

"Good" said Veronica As she rubbed her Knickers into her Leaking pussy, then handing the sopping result to me. "Something to remember me by, in case your memory goes," she said kissing me hard on the lips before slipping away.

"You're a Dirty Lecherous old goat, Max Adams and I love you to Bits, now go before my Mum gets home".

"What, no chance of a threesome then," I quipped.

"May be tomorrow or the next day," she giggled.

"Don't lose your Brownie points, Love You," I said turning the car around.

"Go" she replied looking down the road "Love You," I heard, as she raced into her house.

I turned left, out of her drive, onto the Five Mile. I drove off, in the direction of the Schmitt.

As I cleared the brow of the hill, Veronica's Mother, Robyn turned into to her driveway.

I just had just dodged a bullet there.