===================================================================== G O L D L E A D E R C E L E B R I T Y T A I L S All stories in this archive are the property of the author. They may be downloaded and read by private citizens. They are not to be used by commercial web sites. Persons using this material on commercial sites will be vigorously pursued by the hounds from hell, or my legal team, whichever is deemed necessary. (These stories were written for adult entertainment and should not be accessed by children. ===================================================================== Archive name: gold01.txt (mf, mfm, anal, celeb) Authors name: Gold_Leader_Celeb@yahoo.com Story title : Tail 1: Anna Nicole Smith Gold Leader Celeb Tails #1: Anna Nicole Smith (MF, MFM, anal, celeb) This is the 1st in a 13 part series that follows the adventures of a Jeff, an agent's assistant who finds himself playing the part of gigolo to the stars. He meets Anna Nicole Smith and after some hot sex with her and another guy, Jeff moves on to even more famous women. (MF, MFM, celeb, anal) Gold Leader Celeb Tails #1: Anna Nicole Smith (MF, MFM, anal, celeb) Gold_Leader_Celeb@yahoo.com Tell me what you think. Reader response and input always provokes new and better stories. This is the 1st in a series of obviously fictional Celebrity Tales (or as I call them, Celeb Tails). I have no idea how many more I will write. If I grow bored with them, I'll stop, but I have no idea when I'll move onto another topic. Occasionally, I'll repost the previous stories, but only about once a month. I am sorry, but I will not email anyone my stories. If you want a previously posted story, either wait for it to appear again, or ask a nice reader to send you it. Tail 1: Anna Nicole Smith Tail 2: Pamela Anderson Tail 3: Rebecca Gayheart Tail 4: Denise Richards, Nicole Eggert Tail 5: Markie Post Tail 6: Fran Drescher Tail 7: Markie Post, Victoria Principal, Pam Grier, Bebe Neuwirth Tail 8: Jennifer Tilly, Courtney Love Tail 9: Tyra Banks Tail 10: Brandy Tail 11: Stephanie Seymour, Tyra Banks Tail 12: Goldie Hawn Tail 13: The End This story is intended for people over the age of 18. If you are under 18, you're probably more interested now in this story. Go visit the Goo Goo Dolls homepage or something. I had been in LA for a few years working lame jobs until I got hooked up with an agent. Actually, the agent wasn't all that great either, but through him I got to attend parties. Not "A" list parties but "B" movie parties -- the kind of movies with the words desire, passion or bedroom in the title. I was at one of these parties, sizing up the multitude of bimbos we represent, deciding which silicone starlet to take home that night when I spotted an actress -- I use this term loosely -- who had recently taken the plunge into the soft core "B" industry. She had made real movies, but problems with alcohol and drugs led to her being blackballed. I heard she was now straight, but the full tumbler of brandy in her hand said otherwise. The two guys she was talking to didn't seem to mind that she was a bit sloshed, especially with the way she was moving around, threatening to break open her halter top dress with those giant breasts. I moved in closer and immediately joined the conversation. Up close, it was obvious this platinum blonde was a very big girl of Amazon quality. I'm only about 5-9, and with her heels on she towered over me. The night wore on and the drinks kept flowing. By 1 a.m. she asked me if I'd like drive her home. She gave me the keys to her Corvette. I shouldn't have been surprised, white trash seems to love American made cars. The former Playmate of the Year and I hopped into her bright red convertible and sped off for her place. As soon as we entered her apartment, a modestly decorated place, she immediately informed me in that annoyingly vapid Southern drawl, "I gotta pee." She entered the bathroom adjacent to the living room, not bothering to close the door. I glanced over seeing her reflection in the mirror. She hauled up her skirt, revealing the hourglass hips that helped make her a star for a time. I looked away before she pulled down her underwear, giving her some dignity. I could stilled clearly hear her peeing though. From inside the bathroom she called out, "Pour me something to drink and get yourself whatever you want." I made her a Scotch on the rocks and got a soda for myself. She emerged from the bathroom smiling. She thanked me for the drink and immediately slammed back half of it. I followed her into the living room. She pulled at her dress and moved her arms in circles. "I can't wait to take off this dress and get in bed." I didn't say anything, waiting to see if she would push this to the point of making it obvious what she was after. It's not often one is faced with a playmate who wants you as much as you want her. She swallowed the rest of her drink and I took it from her, offering to get her another. I poured her more Scotch and turned around to see she had definitely taken the initiative. "So do you want to fuck me, or are we going to sit around drinking all night?" she asked me. Upon finishing her sentence, she reached behind her neck and undid the clasp on her dress. The red halter top dress fell off her massive breasts and with one mighty shake of her hips, and a push from her hands it fell to the floor. There stood Anna Nicole Smith in the middle of her living room wearing only a red thong and high heels. "I didn't want to assume anything," I told her. She walked directly over to me, her chest swaying in the most mesmerizing fashion. She pressed her face close to mine. I could feel her breasts pressing against me. Her hand traveled down my shirt and over my crotch. She gently squeezed my stiffening dick. "Well, I bet this is for me," she said to me as her hand began to roughly massage my penis. She hadn't even kissed me yet when she dropped to her knees and opened my pants. Her hands fished in my pants and withdrew my dick. Anna leaned over and dragged her lips along my length. Her hand stroked me softly, while her tongue darted out dabbing at my pisshole. I was stiff in no time. Anna slipped my cock between her lips, lewdly slurping it into her mouth like a pornstar. The big blonde was one hell of a cock sucking machine. I reached down, holding her face and I began to rock to and fro, using her mouth like a cunt. Anna groaned and held onto my thighs. She was loving it! I stopped fucking her face and released her. She immediately unbuttoned my pants and pulled them down. She pulled away from my hard tool for just a moment while she yanked my boxers down. Without much of a pause, Anna immediately swallowed my dick again. I'm not exactly hung, but I'm not used to women swallowing me without any effort. Anna's hands traveled up and down my legs. One hand eventually settled on my scrotum, rubbing my balls. Her other hand massaged my ass. I could feel the pressure building on my orgasm. "I'm going to come," I told her. Anna pulled away from me and her hand wrapped around my dick. She began jacking me off hard. I groaned and she beat my dick harder. Jism blasted from my dick, the first spurt landing on her face. She laughed and continued jerking my erection. More of my come spurted onto her face and all over her chest. She continued wanking me until I couldn't come anymore. The last of my jism oozed out and she leaned forward, slurping my flaccid dick into her mouth for one more cleaning. I knelt down, French kissing her. Anna giggled and the two of us found our way completely onto the carpet. I kissed my way down her neck and lapped up my own semen. Anna massaged her cunt, while watching me kiss her breasts. And what amazing breasts she had. Yes, they were fake, but for some reason on a girl that big it seemed all right. I sucked on her breasts until Anna pushed me toward her pussy. Her underwear was off in a flash and I tossed the sopping wet garment aside. She had a nice shaved patch and I ran my tongue up and down the blonde carpet over her pussy. Anna didn't hesitate to tell me what she wanted, "Lick my pussy!" I immediately obliged, pushing my tongue into her sopping box. Anna's thighs tightened as my mouth fell on her. I glanced up to see her massaging her own breasts. I pushed her legs skyward and she immediately parted them as much as possible. My mouth fell back on her slit and moments later I had one finger sliding in and out of her hole. Anna's clit made its first appearance and it was huge. Her clit had to have been at least two inches long. I found myself sucking it and fingering her like crazy. Anna moaned and groaned, her body writhing on the carpet. I kept this up for ten minutes, adding another finger and increasing my attention on her clitoris. By the time I finished Anna had orgasmed at least five times. Her whole body was covered in sweat and a look of pure lust was on her face. I sat up and stroked my penis. She didn't hesitate to spin around onto all fours and take me back into her mouth. She was a tremendous cock sucker. I leaned forward, pushing my fingers back into her pussy while she gave me head. As soon as my erection returned, Anna pushed me onto my back and straddled me. The big woman slowly slid down on my saliva covered cock, grunting as she did so. I reached up grabbing handfuls of the two things that made her famous. She hit the base of my dick and began to pump up and down on me, each stroke down shoving her clit into my lower abdomen. She leaned forward, hands supporting herself on either side of me, while I sucked on her giant jiggling tits. One of my hands snaked down, and I thumbed her clit. Anna shook violently, her cunt contracting on my dick. I wouldn't last long if her pussy kept that up. She was in Nirvana though, her breath coming in short grunts of air when she landed at the bottom of each stroke. "Lean back or I'm gonna come again," I warned her and she listened. She leaned back, her pussy stretching around my dick. She still pumped but slower. Sweat poured off her body. I reached down, rubbing her clit again and watching her body tense up and explode with another orgasm. This woman was on fire. I reached under her thick thighs and she leaned back more, allowing us to switch positions with her on her back, legs draped over my thighs. I rocked into her, watching, entranced as her tits slid up and down with my strokes. She reached between her legs, fingering herself again. The cunt slammed down on me once more and I about blew my wad. I had to give myself a breather. I pulled out and hefted her legs up, propping them on my shoulders. Her legs were so heavy! Anna rotated her pelvis and guided me back into her stretched cunt. From this position I was getting good penetration but she wasn't too tight for me. After about two minutes I needed to get them off my shoulders. I pushed her legs to the sides, and she kept them pulled back and in a vee. Leaning in, I took a nipple in my mouth and gently clamped down. Anna shrieked and began thrusting hard against me. Her hands clawed at my shoulders and I began driving into her faster and faster. Sweat from my head fell on her chest. I felt her hand slide down to her clit again. She groaned and her back arched, squeezing down on me again. I stopped moving for an instant, watching her go through one more orgasm. I stayed in her, hard but unmoving. "Can we change positions? My back's gettin' rug burns," she told me. I agreed, my knees taking a beating from the rug too. We uncoupled and she stood up. She leaned over the couch and flipped on the TV. I stepped up behind her, my hands traveling up her sweet ass. I remembered seeing pictures of that shapely ass before and jerking off thinking about doing this big woman from behind. She changed channels to Spice and on the screen was a girl getting done by a second girl with a strap-on. I took my cock and began pushing it up Anna' s pussy from behind. She parted her legs more and bent over the couch, face on the screen. I was up her in seconds. As we fucked, I hunched over her big body, my hands going around her to grab those breasts. What guy hadn't dreamed of fucking this chick from behind while playing with these mothers? Anna met my thrusts but her face was glued to the TV. I whispered in her ear, "You ever have a girl fuck you?" "No!" "You ever think about it," I asked, moving my cock in circles in her. "Uh, uh, uh, kinda." "Did you want to fuck Victoria?" I asked, regarding Victoria Silvestedt the playmate she posed naked with. "Huh? Did you imagine her fucking you like this with a dildo?" I reared back and began really slamming into her from behind. Her ass jiggled with each stroke and I could see the reflection in a mirror of her tits swinging wildly. Anna's eyes were half closed, her mouth open. She was grunting with each new penetration by me. "Harder!" she demanded. I couldn't say no to that. Soon I was fucking her with everything I had. The couch began to rock up we were moving so violently. Her head thrashed around. "Ugh, ugh, ugh. Yes! Yes!" I couldn't hold back any more and come surged from me. I continued sliding in and out of her as her pussy milked me dry. Finally, I could come no more. I fell over her hot back, my hands travelling around to grasp her tits. Anna moved her ass still, trying to get more out of my dick. On the TV screen Jill Kelly finally came and Jeanna Fine fell next to her, the fake cock sticking straight up. I felt my penis slip from Anna's dripping snatch. I rose up and Anna slowly stood too. She turned to me and we kissed. She took my hand and led me to the bedroom, where we slept until daybreak. I awoke the next morning and she wasn't there. I heard the shower running, so I decided to get myself something from the kitchen. I grabbed a glass of juice and returned to find her standing in the bedroom wearing a white robe. She was brushing out her shoulder length blonde hair. I came up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist, pressing my body against hers. My penis stirred as I realized it was pressing between her ass cheeks. "Aren't you a horny dog?" "Funny I was just thinking about the way dogs do things." Anna laughed. My hands slid up, pushing under the robe to cup her breasts. Slowly I rubbed my hard on up and down her ass. She looked back at me confused, "Do dogs do this?" I thought or rather hoped she was kidding but I realized otherwise, "No, I was referring to doggystyle." Anna suddenly pulled away from me, very upset. "I don't do it like that. Only homos get dicks in their butts." "Whoa," I said, taking her hands. I guided her to sit on the bed. "Calm down." "I don't know what all we did last night or what ideas you got, but I don't let nobody put his thing there." Man, I liked her better drunk. Even more maddening, before I hadn't even thought of doing her in the rear, but at that moment that's all I could think about. "When I said doggystyle, I wasn't referring to anal sex. I just meant I wanted to do you from behind." She eyed me suspiciously. I leaned in, kissing her. She kissed back hesitantly at first and as my hand grasped one of her exposed tits, she began to loosen up. Anna fell backward and I leaned over her, sucking her breasts. My hand traveled between her thighs and I rubbed her pussy gently. Without saying a word I slipped off the bed and parted her legs. My mouth descended on her cunt and minutes later her clit was sticking out, waiting to be sucked. Anna slid back further on the bed and lifted her legs high and wide. I attacked her huge clit again, sucking it like a small cock. Anna was loving it. I rocked her pelvis and slid my tongue down further, dipping in her trench. After tongue fucking her for a minute, I pushed a finger into her gash, the moisture spreading. My tongue flicked lower, dabbing at her asshole. I couldn't help myself. "Oh, that feels weird," she told me. I took this to mean she enjoyed it and began alternating between her clit, ass and pussy. By the fifth time I drove my tongue in her ass, Anna let out a yelp and orgasmed. "Get onto all fours," I told her and she did, glancing back over her shoulder at my stiff meat. "Don't you want me to suck you?" "I just wanna fuck you," I told her, slipping my cock into her well worn pussy. Anna rocked her body back and forth and we found a smooth tempo. I slowed for a moment and Anna reached up, grabbing the bed's headboard. With her hands on the head board she was pretty much doing all the work and I held her waist, watching her slide up and down my dick. I decided to go for broke and licked my thumb. As she rose up, I pushed my thumb against her asshole. Anna slid down, pushing my thumb up her own ass. She let out a yelp and her head twisted back to look at me. "That's so nasty." I pulled it out and she let out a groan to complain. Grabbing both of her arms, I held them behind her back and really began shoving my dick to her. Her giant breasts flopped around and her head thrashed, threatening to hit my face. I shoved her face first into the bed and really began fucking her hard. Anna just kept pushing her rear up to meet my dick. I slid my thumb back in her ass and I felt Anna orgasm. "So nasty," she mumbled into the covers as I fucked her. I kept up the assault until I could take it no more. I felt my orgasm surging up. I yanked my dick free and jacked off all over her wide ass. Anna giggled and squirmed, loving my come spraying on her. When it was over, I licked my spoo off her rear and proceeded to eat her and give her another rim job. Needless to say, we didn't leave the bedroom for another three hours. I had been staying at Anna Nicole's place for about a week and to be honest I was getting bored. She was pretty good in bed, and it was fun holding onto that bountiful bust when we screwed, but she wasn't very adventurous. To top it off, the girl was dumb as a box of rocks. And she has some weird phobias. I had stuck my finger in her ass once while we made love and afterward, even though she came like a banshee, she suggested maybe I was gay. She told me quite flatly if that ever happened again, I'd be out. Not that that would have been so bad considering I was only around for the so-so sex, but still I was hoping to use her to meet more people. Finally, she told me her agent had gotten her a guest shot on Pam Anderson's "VIP". Now there was a woman I felt could get my juices flowing. I only hoped her divorce had toned her down. I had to drop some big hints to get Anna to invite me to the set, but she thought I just wanted to be around her. The first day of shooting was done in Malibu and Anna was given her own trailer. I perused the days shots and discovered to my chagrin, my Amazonian fuck toy was not in any scenes with Pamela. In fact, she wasn't in one of the scenes to be filmed that day. After watching ten minutes of Anna's dreadful acting with some body builder-type, I retired to her trailer. I dozed off while watching an episode of "Silver Spoons" and had a wonderful dream about Erin Gray. I woke up to hear slurping sounds. I couldn't mistake the origin of that sound, as Anna was a very noisy cock sucker. The only problem was, my dick was trapped in my boxers. I heard a male voice say, "Oh, you give great head. Yeah, that's it, take it all down your throat. Oh shit yeah." I couldn't believe she was blowing a guy with me in the trailer. Oh well, I had planned on fucking Pam eventually. I listened to this guy give - pardon the pun - a blow by blow, feeling my own dick rise up. Unable to listen any longer, I got out of bed and pulled back the curtain. The himbo from the scene she had been working on was sitting on the couch. His pants were open and Anna was kneeling on the ground, one hand holding the base of his huge dong while her mouth sucked on the remaining five inches. He was pretty thick too, making even her big mouth stretch to accommodate his cock. He stopped talking the moment I opened the curtain, but Anna, that little slut, kept his dick in her mouth and turned to face me, still sucking him. "Oh shit, you got a boyfriend," he exclaimed, pushing her off his dick. Long strands of saliva still connected her lips to his throbbing organ. She looked pissed off. "Why'd you push me off. I thought you was likin' my head." The guy pointed toward me and Anna put her hands on her hips, defiantly. "Him? He doesn't care about me." "Why do you say that?" I inquired, unable to hide my displeasure. "You didn't even watch us shoot today." "But why are you sucking this guy off here?" "I thought I'd get you back by bringing this donkey stud back and fuckin' him good. Right here. You don't like it, you can leave." "No Anna," I said to her, "Why didn't you bring him back to the bedroom." "Cuz you was sleepin' there stupid." "I would have gladly woken up to watch this," I told her exposing my semi-hard dick. I began petting my penis and the two of them looked on shocked. "You mean, you wanna see me and this guy do it?" "Yep," I told her, standing inches from her face. Anne turned back to the guy's dick and pushed it into her mouth once more. I dropped by boxers and sat up on the edge of the built-in couch, stroking my cock while Anna Nicole Smith gave another guy head. After five minutes, he looked like he was going to shoot a gallon of come from his softball size balls. Anna pulled away from him and stood up. She turned away and pulled her small, tight yellow dress up. He reached out immediately, tugging her thong down. With one hand he yanked his own nine inch crank while he licked at her pussy. Anna bent at the waist and looked between the guy sucking her pussy and me. "Stick you tongue deep in my cunny, Tad." Tad, obviously his name, obliged, driving his tongue deep into her. She looked at me stroking my dick, and licked her lips. Her eyes seemed to be glazing over as his oral ministrations continued. Anna placed one foot back on the couch, spreading herself for him more. It worked because she immediately went off, "That's it, that's it. Oh, yeah." Her free hand dove to her clit, rubbing it furiously. Her thick thighs and ass jiggled from how hard she was working herself. She began panting and thrusting her ass into his face. Tad, pulled away and slapped her ass. Anna exclaimed in delight. She pulled her leg down and bent way over. "Spank me." Tad went to work, slapping her ass so hard it left hand prints and sucking her pussy after each loud whack. The girl was an undulating, quivering mess of orgasms. I could smell her pussy from five feet away. The juices flowing from it were running down her legs. Finally, she pushed him back. He held his cock and she slid down the entire shaft, her lips curling as that thick beast slid all the way up her. Leaning back on him, he reached around and pulled her dress' top down, exposing those breasts. His hands kneaded them while she wiggled on his cock. I stepped around between them and reached down. Licking my fingers, I grabbed her clit and began squeezing it. Anna screamed in pleasure, rocking so hard the trailer moved. She roared through another orgasm and I saw Tad's face contort as her pussy sucked on his dick. Her hand shot out, grabbing my cock. She pulled me forward and I watched her take me into her mouth. While she bucked on one guy's monster dick, Anna Nicole gave me head and I played with her tits. I finally pulled away from her blow job and Anna looked upset. She climbed off Tad's dick and kneeled on the couch, swallowing his tool and waving her ass for me. I immediately took the invitation, pushing my tool into the pussy it had called home for the past week. She was extremely stretched by Tad. I'm not small, but this guy was huge and he was making her cunt sloppy. I tried my best, bucking against her, but it was not terribly pleasurable. At least playing with her clit kept her going. Finally, I dabbed my thumb in her pussy and pushed it against her ass. Anna seemed to loosen up and my thumb slipped in. I kept that up for a few minutes and then added another finger, while continuing to play with her clit. Anna was moaning around his dick and come was practically flowing from her pussy. Tad saw what I was up to and he egged me on while he played with her big tits, "Stick you dick in there, man." I decided what the hell. I pulled my fingers out and gently pressed the head of my cock against Anna's loosened asshole. She didn't offer resistance and in fact seemed to push her big ass toward me more. I took the invite and pushed more. Soon I felt my pubes running against her ass. Tad let out a groan and I knew he was coming. I stayed still and let Anna do the moving her head bobbing faster on his cock. Apparently it became too much for her because she spit out his tool but kept running her lips along the side of it. Tad roared and come gushed onto the side of Anna's face. As his orgasm subsided, I began rocking in her ass. Anna's eyes were closed and she was grunting and pushing her powerful lower torso against my thrusts. I took a hold of her cheeks and really began moving faster. She groaned and increased her matching thrusts. I looked down to watch my dick spearing into Anna Nicole Smith's bunghole. I never expected to fuck her here and certainly not with another guy. Anna's speech came out garbled and I felt her body tightening and shaking. She was having one hell of an orgasm. I kept it up, knowing my come was on the way too. The trailer was actually rocking again from our motions and I felt her fingers diddling her clit. Sweat poured off our bodies. I couldn't believe I had held out coming for so long. Doing Anna's virgin ass was so exciting. A knock at the door vaguely caught my attention but I kept pounding her. "Fuck her ass! Fuck her, fuck her!" Tad chanted. And Anna just moaned under me. She screamed into Tad's dick and her ass nearly squeezed my dick off. I shot my load into her bowels. As I finished my orgasm the knock at the door came again and then it opened. I'm not sure who was more shocked me, Anna or Pam Anderson. The look on her face told me she liked what she walked in on though. To be continued . . . with a new Celeb Tail. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It’s okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with strangers. But it isn’t okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with strangers!! You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Resident Authors