("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2013. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Wang Chung-ing With Connie by Geminiguy (geminiguy7.hotmail.co.uk@gmail.com) *** A stranger helps a very drunk and "very horny" Connie Chung celebrate her wedding anniversary. (MF, anal, asian, intr, celeb-parody) *** Another week behind me, TGIF, and all that. I headed down to my favorite Friday night hangout. I had finished work late and traffic was a bitch. By the time I got down to the bar I'd missed my friends. Fuck! They must've have picked up some ladies already and hightailed it out of there. I sighed. It was no fun having a beer if it wasn't while shooting a game of pool with my buddies. I didn't see anyone I knew in the smoky interior [one of the last few places that still lets you smoke] and really didn't feel like hanging around. I had no other place to go so I decided to wait a bit and see if anybody showed up. I wasn't really looking to pick up any ladies, my luck had been bad that way the past few weeks, and it really had me depressed. And not being with my friends only brought me down more... I still didn't want a beer but I headed over to the bar anyway. I made small talk with the bartender whom I knew. He confirmed all my buddies left long before with some hot ladies. All I could do was sigh. Somebody had put some money in the old jukebox and some hot 8Os rock came on. It did little to improve. I was really ready to call it quits when I saw her at the bar; not one of its usual patrons. For two reasons; one, she was Asian. You either see white girls or black girls in here [and in some cases I do mean girls, the owner is lax on checking IDs if they don't drink]. Two, most of the girls are hookers and what I consider underweight. This lady had curves to spare. And this was a lady I knew. She was downing one drink after another in quick succession. I couldn't picture her being a mean drunk so I decided to approach her to confirm my suspicions. Hey, I had nothing better to do anyhow. I sat two barstools down from her. Yup, I even more sure it was her. And type of outfit she always wore, this time a grey blazer and tight above-the-knee skirt and a beige blouse underneath that hugged the implants she'd had put in a few years back. But still, I had to ask. "Excuse me, but aren't you Connie Chung?" She swiveled on her barstool in my direction, a drunken grin on her face and her legs wide open [if it wasn't so gloomy in here I'd probably be able to see her white cotton panties, and maybe she had on stockings and a garter belt... Hey, I could dream]. "Why, yesh I am!" Connie slurred loudly. Fortunately no one else was nearby to hear except the bartender. "And who might you be?" I told her my name. "WOOHOO, nice to meet you, Jim!" She seemed to cheer as she took another drink. Until now I couldn't have pictured her drunk like this. "Thank you," I said. "It's nice to meet you, too, Ms. Chung. I'm surprised to see you here..." "Why ish that?" She giggled [something I couldn't picture Connie doing]. "Well, this isn't the kind a sophisticated lady like you normally comes to." "Oh, like what's like this doing in a girl like me?" Connie cackled, her legs opening wider, pushing her skirt up a bit more. "Yeah, something like that," I smiled. "I would picture you at home with your husband." Connie made a face and turned back to the bar. "Don't even mention that bashtard," she said, down another drink. Connie turned back to me. "Today was our annivershary. I had everything planned. But when I got home I found out he was away. This is the third year in a row he let work get between us..." She turned back to the bar and stared glumly into space. I moved over and sat next to Connie. Putting my hand on her shoulder I said, "Ms. Chung, if I was married to a beautiful woman like you I'd make sure I remembered every important date and never let work get in the way." Connie turned to me again, our knees touching. "Really?" Connie asked. I nodded. She smiled. "Call me Connie." Before I could reply, "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung came on the jukebox. Connie face lit up. "WOOHOO, I love thish song!" She downed another drink then slid off the barstool. "Come on, let's dance!" Connie grabbed my hand and pulled me out onto the floor. Turns out what Connie considers 'dancing' [at least in her drunken state] consisted of either grinding her huge tits against my chest or her ass against my cock while she 'sang' along. My cock stayed hard the whole time. Once the song was over Connie kissed me on the lips and said, "Take me home." We grabbed our coats and left the bar. "Where'sh your car?" She asked. "What about yours?" Connie shook her head. "I took a cab here." I led her to my car and let her in. Then I got in and asked where to. Connie looked at me and smiled. Rubbing my inner thigh she said, "Your place." My cock was in agreement and my brain wasn't about to argue with it. I headed to my place as fast as law would legally allow. I parked in the underground garage and led Connie up to my floor. She immediately zeroed in my stereo system, making a beeline for it. She found my copy of Wang Chung's Greatest Hits and even though drunk was able to put it in the CD player without wrecking it and program "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" to auto-repeat. "WOOHOOHOO!!!!!!!!" Connie shrieked as she began to strip. I grabbed a few hangers from my room knowing the sober Connie wouldn't want her clothes wrinkled up. Soon she was down to [I had guessed right] her stockings and garter belt under white cotton panties and a massive black bra. Soon said bra was on the floor as Connie writhed to the music. Next came the panties revealing her thick black bush of pubes. I licked my lips. Connie threw her panties at me and laughed. She began to undress me and I let her. When she saw the bulge in my boxers, Connie whistled. When she pushed them down her eyes bugged out. "Damn, that's the biggest cock I ever seen!" She shrieked. Connie pulled me down on the hardwood floor on top of her yelling for me to fuck her. I found Connie's dripping wet hole and slammed my cock in. Connie shrieked and threw her arms and legs around me, her body thrashing underneath me. Connie's pussy was so tight and the wettest I'd ever fucked. I only latest about fifteen minutes the first time. Connie flipped me onto my back and began fucking me hard. She wailed through at least two dozen orgasms before I blew another load in her thirty-five minutes later. I bent Connie over the couch and penetrated her deeper [which made her cum louder]. After I came in her, I noticed Connie had sobered up a bit but didn't seem to feel guilty. Would had some juice and decided to take a shower. Connie soaped up my body then turned her back to me as I soaped her backside then reached around and did her front. I spent a long time on her huge tits as I ground my cock in her ass crack. Connie moaned and ground back. "Baby..." She finally moaned. "Stick your huge cock up my tiny ass!" Connie bent over and rubbed her ass against my revived cock. My cock was covered in suds as was Connie's butt, and it slid easily up her tight anal chute. Connie shrieked. I cupped her huge, soapy titties as I sawed in and out of her back door. Connie gasped and groaned as I rammed my cock into her rectum, making her multi- orgasm at times. When I finally came in her ass almost thirty minutes later we were exhausted. We rinsed off and got out of the shower. After we dried off Connie said, "Take me to bed..." All the fucking we'd done I realized took place everywhere but the bedroom... I grinned as I stopped by the stereo to shut it off and led her to my bedroom. We slid under the covers naked and Connie pressed her hot little Asian ass against me and sighed, pulling my arms around her. "How do you feel?" I asked. Connie looked back at me and winked. "Best anniversary ever..." THE END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Celebrity Parody Archive