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(f/M, F/m, ped, inc, oral, movie-parody) *** Author's Note: This is my sex parody of the 2002 movie Eight-Legged Freaks (I'd recommend seeing the movie first before you read this to see how I skewed from the movie itself). I can't believe I had to watch this like 50 times in about 3 or 4 months before this idea hit upon me... I'm building on how the movie started, up to the point Ashley Parker tells her mother, Sheriff Sam Parker, that Chris McCormick isn't bad-looking for an old fogey. For this story, there are no giant spiders, just a joke Joshua plays on Mike Parker by covering his shop and mine entrance with fake spider webs and relocating his spiders and himself into hiding. The giant spider Mike sees in the mine is an animatronic spider put in there by the Mayor to scare the town into selling all their land. This is just a story about sexually frustrated people who need some release (and a boy who's tired of going unnoticed, only craving attention, who really believes there are giant spiders). All right, enough babbling, on with the sex! G] *** It was a hot night and 16 year old Ashley Parker could not sleep. It was her mother's turn to work the overnight [10pm to 8am] shift and she'd left her daughter in charge. Sweat soaked through her t-shirt, molding it perfectly to her DD tits [she took after her mom in that regard who hid a great set of tits herself under her Sheriff's uniform stuffed into minimizer bras] and highlighted her large light brown areolas and thick, hard nipples. The short t-shirt could not hide Ashley hairy teen pussy, which ached. Bret had been pressing her for weeks now to fuck. She always insisted she wasn't ready but sex was always on Ashley's mind. She tossed and turned but could not sleep. With a sigh Ashley climbed out of bed and did something her mother would kill her for. She picked the lock on her mother's liquor cabinet and proceeded to get drunk. After half a bottle of liquor, drunk out of her mind, Ashley went out on the front porch to continue her boozing, having forgotten she was only clad in a too short, sweat-soaked t-shirt... Chris McCormick did not know Sam Parker was working. He had decided to take his Aunt Gladys' advise and tell Sam the truth and right away was the best way to go. IF he saw any lights on in Sam's house, that is he decided. If not he'd wait until tomorrow. As his truck slowly approached Sam's property he saw there were no lights on but something caught else that caught his eye... Ashley took another swig of the burning liquor. Another burning began to consume her nether regions. She let her free hand slip between her virgin legs and touch her wet quim. Ashley moaned. Her first thought was not of Bret, though. It did not disgust her that Chris McCormick came to mind. Had she imagined it in the mall parking after her mother had pushed him against the car and cuffed him, when she uncuffed him and he turned around, wasn't his cock noticeably hard? Ashley was sure it was, and she saw his was very long and thick. One reason she didn't want to fuck Bret yet was her inexperience. But a stud like Chris McCormick on the other hand... The moonlight was bright enough for Chris to see Ashley nearly naked body clearly. His cock had hardened when Sam had pushed him against the car and cuffed him, and that erection returned with a vengeance. To be honest he hadn't fucked in the 10 years he'd been away. He had wanted to. He'd tried but when it came down to the moment of truth he couldn't get it up because none of those women were Sam Parker. Now here he was getting a hard on for Sam's own daughter! True, he could blame the lack of sex, but this girl was what now, 15, 16. Chris could never violate a minor. But that decision was taken out of his hands... Ashley continued getting hammered as she rubbed her quim thinking about Chris McCormick. She loved that facial hair, thinking about that mustache/goatee made her hornier than ever... Ashley plugged to fingers up her hole, eradicating her hymen instantly. The liquor had numbed her to the pain but not the pleasure. Ashley'd given herself a small orgasm at the same moment she made herself a woman... Moments later she opened her eyes and a look of glee overtook her face. It was a dream come true. She'd recognized Chris McCormick's truck right away. Ashley let out a little squeal, dropped the almost empty bottle of liquor off the edge of the porch and onto the grass [miraculously it landed on its bottom and did not tip over] and ran to Chris' truck... Chris couldn't believe it. The girl ran to him eagerly, a look of great lust on her face. When she pulled open the door and leaped in Chris smelled the liquor on her breath when she was all over him. He was starting to lose the battle with himself... "Ashley! Your mother..." Chris gasped. She giggled. "Don't worry... She at work until 8am..." "But still... Right in front of your house?" "I know a good place!" Ashley replied, slamming the door and snuggling up against him. Past the point of no return, Chris let Ashley direct him. She had his cock out and was stroking before they reached the place she'd had in mind. A place Chris hadn't in mind... It was secluded, but... Chris cleared his throat. "Ummm, here? I thought you meant somewhere, more private? Maybe a bed?" Ashley giggled. "What's wrong with having my first time in a truck?" Ashley whipped off her t-shirt, laid on her back and spread her legs. Chris shrugged. He mounted Ashley and sank his cock in her tight quim. It felt good to be inside a woman after so long... No cherry he noticed. Maybe she lost it in an accident, he assumed. In any case it didn't matter. He pumped in and out of her, need overwhelming him. Chris came quickly but stayed hard. He fucked Ashley that way again. Before they switched to her on top she eased his mind by letting Chris know she was on the pill. He came in her the fourth time from behind before getting her home. When he helped her in the front door she was still drunk as a skunk so Chris wasn't worried about her remembering. He felt guilty but not as guilty as he'd thought he'd feel. Maybe he could carry on with his plans for Sam Parker. That is, as long as she never found out about Ashley. The next morning Bret anxiously headed over to Chris McCormick's house. After hearing about him punching out his stepdad the Mayor, Bret felt Chris was the man to help him get in Ashley's pants. Bret's balls ached from weeks of Ashley's teasing and he needed to get laid. What Bret didn't know was Chris was at Sheriff's Parker, with a handful of picked flowers, preparing to talk to her, though he didn't know what he'd say. The good fucking last night had cleared his mind and he felt calm and more ready. Anyway, the only person at Chris' was Aunt Gladys, whose house it technically was. Gladys was still in her housecoat, underneath only a bra on her decent C-cup tits. Her thick bush was mostly dark with only a few grey hairs on it... Gladys was not in the best of moods. She had a bad cigarette habit and was badly craving a smoke but the fuckin' matches would not light. When the doorbell rang she threw down the cigarette in disgust... Bret wasn't sure how to go about asking Chris for his help. He felt somewhat relieved when Chris' aunt opened the door. For a moment Bret was worried because of the grumpy look on her face but it quickly became I pleasant one. Suddenly Bret was hit by a memory he'd forgotten about until now. 2 years ago he was playing ball nearby when the ball was hit over the fence to Chris' aunt's yard. He climbed over it and retrieved the ball. As he was straightening up he saw Gladys in her bedroom, curtains wide open, puffing on a cig, oblivious to anything and anyone. But Bret was not oblivious to Gladys. She stood there in only a black bra and matching panties. She didn't have a teenage body of course but it was decent for her age and gave Bret his first hard on. One of his friends called for the ball, awakening him from his reverie. Embarrassed, he threw the ball over before someone decided to see what was holding him up. Bret took one more look at Gladys before quickly leaving the yard. Standing at Chris's aunt's door remembering that was making him hard again. Gladys opened the door ready to chew someone a new asshole. But when she saw this young man, no older than 16, 17, Gladys found her old cunt growing moist, and it changed the expression on her face. But when she saw the erection pop up, Gladys realized maybe she didn't need a cigarette after all. "Hi, I was wondering if Mr. McCormick was in," Gladys smiled. "You mean Chris. He's not here at the moment but I expect him back soon. Why don't you come in and wait?" She replied. Actually, Chris was heading to the mine after Sam's but Gladys didn't know that or give a particular fuck at that moment if Chris walked in and caught them. "Thanks," Bret said as he stepped in, wondering how he could nail her. Cunt was cunt after all. But he needn't have wondered such things. As soon as the door was shut Gladys dropped to her knees, pulled his cock out of his fly and took his more than modest sized cock in her mouth, dousing her oral fixation almost immediately. Gladys was so horny, she didn't take the time to enjoy her blow job. Bret was so horny and full of pent up need he didn't care either. He just reached out and kneaded her tits through her old housecoat as he blew his load quickly into her eager mouth. Gladys swallowed down ever spurt until he was drained. Bret stayed hard, but she hadn't noticed, her oral need temporarily sated. But he was far from done. He lifted her off her knees and opened her housecoat, pleased to see her lack of panties and feel how wet she was. He picked Gladys up by the hips and planted her butt on the back of the couch. Spreading her legs, Bret rubbed his engorged cock along her wet slit, trying to remember the things he'd read and seen on the internet about fucking. Gladys groaned and his slid his cock between her lips. Gladys was tight after so many years of disuse. He began fucking her slowly and she had a small orgasm. He picked up his pace and pumped into Gladys faster. She had several intense orgasms before Bret filled her cunt with his fluids. He flipped her over and began to plow her doggy style. After he came again in her she pushed him off of her and sucked another load out of his resilient cock though he took much longer to cum that time. They took a break to build up their energy than fucked twice in the kitchen. Gladys sucked him off in the shower than took him to bed and climbed on top and rode him, her first time on top. They fucked several times in bed, had a late lunch then headed back to the bedroom. They spent several hours in bed fucking before Bret finally left. Ashley was temporarily forgotten. He was surprised he wasn't tired. In fact he felt energized. He went down to meet his buds and did a little dirt bike riding. Bret felt he'd never come down from his high... He was in no hurry to return to his stepdad's dreary home and all that talk about toxic waste he would overhear his stepdad talk about on the phone. When his friends began to disperse, Bret's first thought was to pay Gladys another visit... Young Mike Parker climbed into the window to his room, trying to avoid his mother so she won't know he'd been out. Even as he took off his backpack his mother's voice arose. "So... Where were you?" Sam Parker asked her young son from the open doorway. "I... went to Joshua's..." "What did I tell you about going over there?" "Mom! His spiders have become gigantic! The whole town could be in danger, they could destroy everything. People could get killed... Just hear me out." Sam sighed. She came into the room, wearing a loose-fitting long- sleeve blue top that was somewhat low-cut and tight, tight blue jeans, and closed the door behind her. "This is all my fault. I've been so focused on Ashley's recent behavior, and on my job, working so many hours to help the townspeople, I've been ignoring you. This is a cry for attention, isn't it?" Mike was about to say something but his mother cut him off. "You've felt invisible for too long. I've let it go on long enough. I know this is unethical, and it's unorthodox. And as Sheriff I know this is definitely illegal, but it is necessary." M ike was about to speak again when his mother grabbed him and threw him on his back onto his bed. Without another word, Sam Parker hauled down her son's pants and briefs. She was pleased by the size of his penis for a boy his young age. When she took it into her mouth she was even more pleased by how much it lengthened and thickened. His penis tasted so much better than his sleazy father's had. Sam moaned, her nipples hardening in her minimizer bra and her panties soaked by her pussy... She had not been with a man in about 10 years since she found out what cheating scum her ex had been. Sam savored the taste of her son's penis. His pre-cum was so good, too. Mike groaned. "Oh, mom..." was all he could say. Sam was pleased by how long her offspring lasted. When he finally came Sam was more pleased by the taste of his seed and the copious amount he had spurted. Mike's orgasm had drained him. Sexually and physically. Sam tucked his penis back in as he began to drift off. "Mom..." was all he could say. He smiled. Sam smiled back. "You're welcome, baby. We'll be doing this more often. A LOT more often..." Sam got up and left the room extremely horny. She was about to take care of it when the doorbell rang. She sighed and went to answer it. It was Chris, freshly shaved. "Sam, there's something I have to say that I've been wanting to say for a long time." Sam grabbed the front of his shirt and kissed him. "I know what you're going to say. Now shut up and fuck me!" She dragged him to her bedroom and tore off her clothes and his. She threw Chris on the bed, mounted him, and slid her dark blonde haired pussy down on his cock. 'That was easy...' Chris said to himself as Sam fucked him. Later that night Ashley and Bret fucked for the first of many times. The pill failed and she became the next 'trailer park trash' mom but never made it past deputy. And Chris McCormick found gold in those mines and saved the town. But that's another story... END *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* The author does not condone child abuse, this story is meant as an erotic fantasy not depicting anything in real life. Anyone acting out such scenarios in "real life" can look forward to many unproductive years getting it up the butt by a fellow convict in their local prison system. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Kristen's collection - TV, Sitcom & Movie Archive