("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text ------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2014. Please do not remove the author information nor make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. ------------------------------------------------------- Sorry, Mom! by Geminiguy (geminiguy7.hotmail.co.uk@gmail.com) *** I never found my actress mother attractive. At least not until I saw her in the new Old Navy commercial. (F/m, inc, mast, anal celeb-parody) *** My mother drives me CRAZY!!! I'm pretty sure EVERY mother drives their son(s) crazy. But my mother is the worst, I guarantee it. Let me start out by telling you I'm an average teenage boy. I just turned sixteen, I'm a B student, I play on the football team and I have no problem getting with the girls. They love my thick, 10" long cock. My mother, on the other hand, is far from your average mother. My mother is Amy Poehler, the comedienne from Saturday Night Live, Parks and Recreation, and of a bunch a dumb comedies [at least one of which she co- starred with her BFF the hot Tina Fey, so I will give my mother credit for good taste in friends]. She always plays screwball characters, and that is exactly how she is in real life. I'm a very serious guy. Not overly serious, but my mother's antics just make me grind my teeth and roll my eyes. I know some of you guys are thinking to yourselves "Damn, Amy Poehler is ONE hot lady! I'd love to have her for MY mom!" Fine, take her then. Now if Tina Fey were my mother I'd probably beat off twenty-four/seven guaranteed. I'm not turned on by blondes. I only fuck dark-haired girls. I've been with a lot of Hispanic, Indian and Blacks girls. Just no blondes. My mother has never turned me on before. I was home alone after school one day, I'd finished my homework in Study Hall and was watching television in the den. An Old Navy commercial came on I'd never seen before. It was a Spelling Bee and it took me half the commercial to realize the Moderator was my mother! Fuck! She had on glasses and wore a blouse under a jacket and a skirt. At that moment I thought she was the hottest woman in the world! My cock shot to full hardness. It pressed so hard against my fly it unzipped it! Then it pushed itself out of the fly of my jeans and out of my briefs! It was a good thing we subscribe to one of those services where you can Rewind and Pause Live television. I grabbed the remote and as soon as my overly-excited fingers hit the right buttons I rewound the commercial and stopped at the best clip of my mother. I began to drool and my cock throbbed violently. Wrapping my hands around my shaft, I began to rapidly jack off, my hands and cock a blur like the Road Runner in those old Looney Tunes cartoons. It seemed to take forever to get myself off, though I know it took a lot longer than I'd have thought it would considering how fast I was doing it. But my giant balls finally tightened up and my cock shook like a volcano. I began to groan loudly and gush like a volcano! A huge wave of jizz rose from the tip of my cock and flew high into the air as well as to the left and right all at once. My hand continued to be a blur as eruption after eruption flew from my cock. I heard a gasp from the doorway. My head flew to the left. My mother was standing there in jeans and basic top gaping at me as I masturbated. I was ashamed and shocked to be caught, but I couldn't stop what I was doing, nor could I stop looking at my mother though I really wanted to look away... Geyser after geyser of hot, white jizz jettisoned from my aching cock. Finally the flood of jizz came to a stop as my cock drooped forward between my legs. Jizz was in massive puddles everywhere: On the television, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the carpeting, on me... My face felt on fire like it would melt off my skull. "Sorry, mom!" was all I could say, my eyes frozen on my mother. Surprisingly she didn't look upset. She looked at the frozen image on the television screen [from which my jizz oozed] and smiled. "No need to apologize, sweetie," mother said. "Stay right here." She zoomed off but came right back dressed in her Old Navy Moderator outfit, eyes twinkling behind her glasses. My cock began to rise again. My mother stepped into the room. I was ready to warn her [actually remind her] about all my jizz pooling atop the carpeting but realized my mother was barefoot. I found it kind of erotic to see her walk in my river of jizz. "You don't have to be ashamed, son," mother spoke softly. "Everybody masturbates." She lifted her skirt to her waist and slipped her other hand into her pink panties. I could tell she was playing with her pussy the way her hand moved under the thin material. "Mmmm, that was the hottest sight I have ever seen, sweetie... You make your old mom feel good." "Mom, you're not old," I said hoarsely. "Thank you," she smiled. Tucking her skirt into the waistband, my mother pushed down her panties. I was seeing my mother's dark blonde- haired pussy for the first time. "You want to touch your mother's hot pussy?" she asked sexily. Nodding, I reached out as she moved even closer to me. I slid my hand into the apex between her firm thighs. My mother sighed as her pussy radiated heat. At the same time she reached out with both hands and took hold of my large cock lovingly. "I've never touched one this big..." she whispered. "Never mind seen one this big..." I became rock hard again before my mother even began to stroke it. "Mmmm, I want to see it spurt like that again... Though I know I can't beat you off as fast as you did," My mother giggled. She started to jerk my cock off awkwardly. I had the feeling she'd never masturbated a guy before. As she seemed to become more relaxed handling my massive cock my mother stroked it faster. The light in her eyes told me how bad she wanted to see my jizz again. My mother slowly built up her pace, jacking me faster and faster, pre-cum flying here and there. She built her lower lip as her eyes stayed locked on my cock avidly. I had lasted ten minutes the first time despite the rapid pace. Being that I had cum and my mother's not-as- rapid pace, I lasted thirty-five minutes the second time. A throaty gasp slid from my mother's lips as I began to jizz. Leaning forward, she took my jizz all over her face and in her hair, bathing in it. My mother never stopped jacking my cock, my jizz covering her clothes and hands thickly. When I finally stopped cumming, my cock miraculously stayed hard. "Mmmm," she moaned, covered in my heavy load. "You're still hard for mommy..." I didn't care that she had jizz all over her face, I pulled her face to my own and kissed her passionately. She gripped my cock tighter as she returned the kiss. "Sweetie, your mother wants you to fuck her," she gasped between kisses. It was a shock to hear her use the f- word, but at this point not as shocking as it could have been any other time. I was still rubbing her now-soaked pussy and started to ease down her panties. She stopped me. "Not there," she said, pulling away. "I don't want to get pregnant. And you'd get me VERY pregnant," my mother giggled. Stepping between the television and me, she flipped up her skirt and bent over. She proceeded to offer me her ass, spreading her medium/large but firm cheeks. Rising up, I took my thick cock in hand and aimed it at the tiny brown eye. As I pressed the head to it and pushed my cock in I was surprised to see it open with ease, taking every inch of my scummy cock. She let go of her ass and supported herself on the television. "Fuck me now," she said hoarsely. Grabbing my mother's hips, I started pumping my cock in and out of her tight asshole. Her pussy squirted juices onto my massive balls. My mother was gasping and whimpering as I fucked her faster. When she had her first orgasm her pussy jetted pussy juices onto my balls continuously, her body thrashing wildly as she screamed in pleasure. I made my mother cum a lot. She came so hard once, her juices squirted out like a waterfall, soaking the legs of my jeans straight through. I lasted over an hour the third time before I drilled another heavy load up my mother's ass, making her orgasm once more with my cock embedded deep inside of her. My cock softened some but I kept it buried deep in her as I pulled her head back to kiss her. I found it a major turn on to see my mother covered in my jizz, now dry and crusty. She didn't seem to care, though. "Mmmm," my mother moaned, smiling at me. "Are you still sorry now?" "Fuck no," I grinned. "Good boy," my mother winked, working her ass muscles to get me hard for her again. THE END *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* The author does not condone child abuse, this story is meant as an erotic fantasy not depicting anything in real life. Anyone acting out such scenarios in "real life" can look forward to many unproductive years getting it up the butt by a fellow convict in their local prison system. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-* Kristen's collection - Celebrity Parody Archive