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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- The Sopranos: All the Family Business - 1 (MF, reluc) by Dr. XXX (Address withheld by request) *** Parody of the HBO mob drama. chapter 1 features Tony Soprano and Dr. Melfi "resolving" their sexual tension. *** Tony Soprano was late for the session. He entered the office and sat quietly in the chair, saying nothing, waiting for Dr. Melfi to speak first. After a minute or two, she did. "You're late." "I know. I'm sorry. I had something to do." "Something important?" "Yeah, something important." "What was it?" Tony fidgeted in his chair "Tony?" "Does it fucking matter? I said I was fucking sorry. What the fuck do you want?" "I want to know what has you so upset." "Who said I was fucking upset?" "Tony, I can tell. I'm a psychiatrist, remember?" Tony looked at her for a moment, then shrugged. "I had to take care of some business." "What kind of business?" "You really wanna know? I had to get rid of a rat, ok?" Dr. Melfi crossed her legs. "A human rat or an animal rat?" "What the fuck do you think?" "Do you want to talk about it?" "Why do you always want to talk about this shit?" "It's important to look at how these things make you feel." Tony smiled. He looked frankly down at her legs, her thigh length skirt, and then back up at her face. "You know what I think?" "What?" "I think you like hearing about this shit." "What do you mean?" "I seen broads like you before. You like the violence. You like to hear about it. It turns you on." "You think it excites me sexually?" "Fucking ay, that's what I'm saying" "Well you're wrong." "I don't think I am." Tony rose from his chair and walked towards Dr. Melfi. "Mr. Soprano, please sit down." Tony grinned and stopped along side her chair. He reached down and put a hand on her thigh. "Mr. Soprano, stop this now." "Do you really want me to stop? Say it one more time and I'll stop. Tell me you honestly aren't turned on and I'll fucking admit I was wrong." He slipped his hand up her skirt, between her thighs. "Mr. Soprano, this is completely inappropriate." "That's not the same as 'stop,' though is it?" He slid the edge of his hand between her legs, groping the crotch of her panties. "I fucking KNEW it," said Tony, "you're soaking wet down there." He fondled her damp, warm mound through her white cotton panties. "This is very wrong, Mr. Soprano." "So tell me to fucking stop." He put his hand inside her panties. "You've got a hairy box," said Tony, leering as he stroked her plush thatch of pubic hair. "That's ok. I like a big bush." Dr. Melfi parted her legs slightly as Tony lightly rubbed at her vulva. "Does this make you feel good?" she asked. "Does it make you feel powerful?" "Yeah," said Tony, "this makes me feel fucking great, just like you." Tony unzipped his pants with his free hand. "Reach in there and take out my cock," he said "What?" "You fucking heard me. Take out my cock!" "Tony..." She started to speak, but then stopped. She hesitated for a moment, then reached into the fly of his slacks and fished out his heavy cock. It was veiny, purple, half erect. She squeezed it in her hand. Her panties were now down to her knees. Her skirt was hiked up to expose her thickly carpeted cunt. The dark lips of her vagina swelled out from their black furry nest. Tony was gently stroking her hooded clitoris with his thumb. "Now what?" asked Dr. Melfi, already knowing the answer. "You know what," said Tony She turned her head to take his meaty cock into her mouth. It swelled in her mouth as she sucked him. It was huge. It almost choked her but she sucked him deep anyway, deep-throating him, gobbling his throbbing joint. "Hey you do that good, Doc. I knew that you would." His fingers were inside her now, fucking her turgid cooze. The musky stink of her cunt filled the room. His thumb swirled around her rigid clit. Dr Melfi opened her legs and squirmed in the chair. Suddenly Tony pulled his long stiff dick, now slick with Melfi's saliva, from her mouth. "You know, us wise guys ain't supposed to do what I'm about to do," said Tony, stepping out of his pants. "my uncle got in a lot of trouble for this." Tony knelt between Melfi's knees and she spread her legs wide. He went down on her, cupping the cheeks of her ass in his hands. He licked long slow strokes up and down her slit. He sucked at her slippery clit. He lapped at the engorged lips of her cunt. He pushed his tongue inside her. He ran his tongue down the crack of her ass. She came with his tongue in her asshole, arching her back as she climaxed, humping her ass in the air. She almost slid off the chair. Tony stood and leaned over to kiss her. She tasted her own pussy in his mouth. She reached down with a hand to find his cock. She guided it to the open, livid mouth of her cunt. He stuffed it inside her creamy cooze. She locked her legs around his waist as he fucked her with an easy, unhurried rhythm. He unbuttoned her shirt as they rutted on the chair. She helped him get it off and he tore off her bra. Her tits spilled free. He sucked on her long brown nipples. She came again. Her cunt clenched his cock, spasming with her orgasm. When she was done, he told her to turn around. She turned and got on her knees on the chair, her ass towards Tony, her hands on the back of the chair. He fucked her from behind. Her pussy was sloppy and loose. He pulled out his well lubed cock and slid it up between her rounded buttocks. He pressed the head of his dick against her anus and slowly pushed it in. He gradually eased the entire length of his cock into her asshole. He fucked her up the ass. His balls slapped her pussy as he pounded her behind. He came in her ass, squirting hot jets of spunk into Dr. Melfi's rectum. "Well, Tony, I think that this was a very productive session," said Dr. Melfi, looking back at him over her shoulder. "I think we may have to add an extra session every week. Maybe we should even bring in Carmela." Continued... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life in anyway shape or form. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - TV, Sitcom & Movie Archive