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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- My So-Called Sex Life (teens, peer-pressure, TV parody) By David Kelly (address lost) *** Author's Foreword: Ok, first and foremost I am a big fan of the show and am sorry to see it on hiatus. Since no one else has done this yet I figured I may as well. I tried very hard to remain true to the show when writing this, including a similar narrative. This story will chronicle Angela and her friend's sexual awakening. The story as it goes on will include all of the main characters from the television show- except Danielle (sorry, just can't write that in, it would go from "nice/kinky" to "sick") Feel free to distribute this, giving proper credit and what not. If you have any comments or suggestions for future stories feel free to reply via e-mail. Part One: Friends (Fade In: Angela awakening) Angela Narrative: "Ever notice how life is filled with all these choices? One day you're making decisions and the next day you are living with the consequences.. and the next day, the cycle repeats." Today was Saturday, a normal enough day for Angela Chase. Upon awakening she darted to the bathroom for the normal morning rituals, then downstairs for a light breakfast, things seemed relatively normal for the 15- year-old girl. Last night had been amazing, a date with Jordan Catalano. A perfect time of sitting, talking, and the pattern as of late - the make-out session. Something was different this time however, Angela had found herself wanting to go farther. Sex had been on Angela's mind a lot lately. For starters her hormones had been kicking in, she had been masturbating almost every night. Plus everyone thought of her as a "good girl" and the idea of rebelling seemed very attractive. Not that she hadn't. Just hanging out with the likes of Rayanne Graff contrasted Angela's style and made her seem more "innocent." Black against white stands out more. Aside from all that Jordan was working strange magic over Angela, she was utterly devoted. When it came to sex however she was unsure, well, not anymore. "I am going to do it." She thought, "probably." It was now twelve noon. All the obligatory Saturday rituals had been completed, straightening the house, feeding the cat, taking out the garbage, etc. Time for something to do. Angela's 10-year-old sister, Danielle was pestering her play "dress up" and tried on make-up and the whatnot, and Angela had an urgent impulse to escape. After grabbing her coat and deciding to head over to Sharon Cherski's house, all she had left to do was inform her parents - Graham and Patti. They were both in their bedroom. Angela thought it was nice for both of them to be spending some quality time alone. Seeing as her father had been so busy lately with his new restaurant venture, he had being spending more time with his partner Hallie Lowenthal than with Patti. "That's strange," Angela thought after knocking on the door, no answer. "Oh well, the TV is on." she thought. Upon walking in Angela was shocked, there was her mom, on her knees sucking her dad's cock, apparently he had just climaxed - Patti had cum all over her face. On the television was an adult video. "Oh God!" Angela said, and ran out. Patti was startled, she jumped up, looked at Graham who had that concerned look on his face, and then rushed to the bedroom door. "Angela!" she screamed, all she heard back was the downstairs down slamming. "You have got to talk to her Patti," Graham said. As he buttoned his pants. "What's on your face mom?" Danielle asked, walking to the door. "Holy shit!" Angela thought, she had just seen her mom giving her dad head. Part of her laughed, part of her was in a state of shock. "That was, like, um, weird." She thought as she walked to Sharon's house, "At least they weren't using handcuffs." She smiled. Not that Angela was unfamiliar with the act of oral sex. Well, ok, she was. She had given Jordan a hand job before, and she liked it. It didn't do much for her sexually, but it gave her a weird turn-on, to be in that position of power. Jordan had wanted her to go down on him but something stopped her. "Hmm, I wonder though.." This event had opened Angela's mind a tad, "something to think about." She knocked on the door to Sharon's house, a door she had knocked on many times before. Angela had known Sharon most of her life and showing up unexpected was nothing new. Sharon's mom answered the door, Sharon was over at Rayanne's. "What?" Angela thought, "Those two are so weird, they will hardly admit they like each other, but they spend so much time together." Angela began the journey to Rayanne's house. This could be good actually, both Rayanne and Sharon were sexually experienced, this would be a good forum for Angela to discuss these new thoughts. The music could be heard from Rayanne's driveway. Just like her to be blasting blaring guitar driven rock this loud. (REM's "Star Me Kitten" for all the MSCL music list keepers) "Fuck knocking," Angela thought and just walked in, "Her mom must not be home for this to be going on." Nothing could have prepared Angela for what she saw next. Upon entering Rayanne's bedroom Angela was startled by the sight of Rayanne and Sharon's heads buried in each other's crotches. There was Rayanne, her slender naked body on top of Sharon. Her braided hair obscured her face while she feasted on Sharon's womanly orifice. Angela couldn't quite see clearly, but Sharon was doing the same to Rayanne. And from the noises they were both making, they seemed to be enjoying themselves. Neither noticed Angela, and she was too enthralled in the show before her to say anything. She stood there and watched. Rayanne was spreading Sharon's pink vaginal lips and licking away at Sharon's clit while gently patting down on Sharon's shaved pubic hair. Rayanne was doing this with an expert's touch, sliding her tongue up and down, and gently inserting it into her hole. Angela was getting turned on, she slid her hand down the front of her pants to find her own arousal getting the to the point of being unbearable. She started to finger herself, overcome by the intensity that she saw before her. Masturbation was nothing new to Angela, she had been doing it since she was eleven. She was just amazed at how turned on she was by the sight of her two best friends going at it with wanton lesbian lust. She angled her head to get a better view. She then saw Sharon going at Rayanne's hotbox with a passion, inserting her tongue in and out of her dripping womanhood. Sharon's face was covered with Rayanne's womanly juices as she frantically buried her face in Rayanne's crotch. What she did next surprised Angela, Sharon took two fingers, got them wet with Rayanne's fluid, then plunged them into Rayanne's asshole. Rayanne moaned deep and said "naughty girl" with a wicked smile on her face. Rayanne plunged three fingers into Sharon's cunt and started to spread her lips while spanking Sharon's clit. Rayanne was cumming hard and she started to go crazy moaning. "Ooh, fuck my butthole while you eat my pussy, I'm cummming, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh." Rayanne cooed as she came. Then Sharon's orgasm took over while Rayanne kept working away. "Yes, eat my cunt! Eat my cunt! Do it, do it! I'm cumming, yes, suck my cunt! Oh, oh!" Sharon screamed as she came. Angela was shocked to hear these words coming out of the mouth of a girl she was in Girl Scouts with. "How funny." Angela thought. At the same time, Angela's orgasm set in. It hit her hard. She was leaning up against the wall. She grunted and moaned, she climaxed harder than she ever had before, excited by what she had just witnessed. Almost immediately, Rayanne and Sharon noticed Angela's presence. Rayanne laughed and said "Um, oh God!" Sharon giggled, then freaked out, and ran into the bathroom. "Um, hi." Angela said. Rayanne got up and turned down the stereo. "Knock much?" Rayanne said. "The music was on," Angela said. "Um, so, what's up?" "Come on Cherski! Get your ass out here, what are ya embarrassed?" Rayanne barked. Sharon came out. "Um, like, hi." Sharon said, her hair straightened up from the mess it was five minutes ago. There was silence for three minutes or so, no one could think of what to say. "That was weird," Angela thought. "I never would have guessed. Why didn't they ask me to join in before?" "So, you two been doing this long?" Angela asked. "Eh, about a month or so now, Sharon was complaining about being so horny but no wanting to do it with Kyle, I finally got the girl naked and it went downhill from there." Rayanne said in her 'matter of fact' tone. "But I'm not like, a lesbian or anything." Sharon was quick to point out, "It's just, like, different." "Oh you want" Rayanne said jokingly. "Sit down Chase. What's up?" "Well, oddly enough I was coming over here to talk to you two about sex." Angela said as the three girls sat there, Rayanne in a robe, Sharon with a blanket on her, and Angela clothed. "What? Did Jordan slip you the baloney pony" Rayanne said laughing. "Shut up." Angela said. "Sorry," Rayanne said. "No, we were out last night.. and we were making out," Angela explained, "and when I came home, I was masturbating like crazy, I think I want to do it." "You sure?" Said Sharon. "Well, pretty sure, but after what I just saw here I know that if I saw him now, I would be all over him. Hell, if Brian Krakow was here now I would jump him, that turned me on a lot." Angela said. "Thanks," Rayanne said, "what are friends for?" "Thanks," Sharon said, "I think." "So, did it like hurt your first times?" Angela asked "Not really," Rayanne said, "then again I was pretty fucked up at the time." "It did at first," Sharon said, "but I was so turned on the pain only lasted a second." "Well, let me ask you this," Angela said, "What's it like giving a guy head?" "Oh gross!" Sharon said. "Shut up!" Rayanne said, "you can eat a twat but you can't go down on a guy? Grow up!" "It's just, different." Sharon said. "It's no big deal, you just open up and say ahh!" Rayanne explained, "you don't really taste anything, I mean, not anything bad, just go up and down, you'll get the hang of it." "What about when he cums?" Angela asked. "Ewww." Sharon chirped. "Fuck you Cherski, I'll make you my bitch and have you sucking guys to put me through college!" Rayanne snapped playfully. "It's kinda salty, but not that gross, think of it like swallowing a lot of saliva or something. You won't know unless you try it." "Wait, I gotta ask this. What was that thing you did Sharon, putting your fingers in, Rayanne's, um, ass?" Angela queried. Sharon blushed. "That's on the intermediate to advanced level Chase. Rayanne said, "But I gotta tell you, it feels great. Just be kinda sloshed the first time you do it, your ass is nowhere near as flexible as your pussy." "Tell me about it. Kyle and I did it one night when we were out of condoms, it took about two minutes for my ass to relax enough, but after that, it felt fine." Sharon said, "It really enhances my orgasms." "So how far have you gone good girl?" Rayanne asked Angela. "I gave Jordan a hand job. It was... nice." Angela said. "Nice?" Rayanne said, "You make it sound like a Hallmark card or something!" "Shut up!" Angela said, "What's the craziest stuff you two have done?" "This girl here, 'nuff said," Sharon said, blushing, but smiling. "I was out with Tino and some of his friends one night, it was crazy. We were all pretty fucked up, I ended up doing Tino and three other guys all at the same time. It was such a turn-on, I'd be sucking one while fucking the other. Tino and his friend Jeff even double fucked me - one in my ass and one in my cunt. It felt amazing." Rayanne said. "Wow," Angela was amazed. "Didn't it hurt?" "No, not really, felt really good, they all ended up cumming on me at the end, I was soaked. Luckily Tino told the guys if they ever told anyone about it he'd kill them all. No one ever talked, I really kinda liked it though." Rayanne said. Angela was really turned by this point. "Why not?" she thought. She leaned over and kissed Rayanne, full on the lips, opened her mouth, and slid her tongue in, tasting the taste of Sharon's lingering juice that remained in her mouth. Sharon, being turned on still slid her hand over Angela's ass. Rayanne started to unbutton Angela's top while Sharon took of her pants. Rayanne moved down and started sucking on Angela's nipples, stroking her hair while Angela moaned in anticipation. "This is amazing," Angela thought, "It's like, so passionate. She is making me feel so at ease, so good." Sharon started rubbing Angela's crotch which was dripping wet. "How should I do this," she asked, staring at Rayanne's crotch. "Dive in girl!" Rayanne said. Angela hesitated and tasted the outer lips of Rayanne's pussy. It was mildly salty, somewhat sweet, not much unlike herself. Angela had been afraid to admit that when she was thirteen she had tasted her own juices while masturbating. Angela kept licking, licking around, sucking her clit, plunging her tongue into the opening. "I can do this." Angela thought starting to get into it. "Way to go Angela!" Rayanne said, "This feels good!" Angela giggled in response as she kept sliding her tongue in and out of Rayanne's cunt. "Don't stop!" Then Sharon took her tongue and traced along Angela's labia. Angela moaned, she loved how this felt. Rayanne came quickly and scooted over behind Angela's ass. Angela dove into Sharon's crotch and began licking away. Rayanne spread Angela wide open, sticking her tongue into Angela's pussy. Angela cooed as she continued licking Sharon's cunt. "Do me baby," Sharon said. Angela's thoughts ceased, all she could do was keep licking and experiencing the sensations she was. She felt so comfortable, so free, just being with her two best friends in this way. When Rayanne began pushing on her asshole, Angela came hard. It was a mind-blowing orgasm, unlike any she had experienced before, Sharon came too. Afterwards, the three of them lay there together, covered in sweat, giggling, talking, and hugging. Together, three friends, spending a leisurely Saturday afternoon in each other's company. Angela knew, tonight, she would give herself to Jordan Catalano. Part 2: A Night With Jordan Angela in mid-thought narrative: "People are really, strange. It's like you know them, but there is always something you don't know. You spend all your time either getting closer to them, or pushing away. It's like this weird strategic game that occupies all your relationships." Angela pondered life, friendship, and sexuality as she walked home on this winter afternoon from Rayanne's house. Although Sharon Cherski walked along side her, Angela remained fairly quiet, pondering the lesbian activities which had happened less than an hour ago at Rayanne's house. "What does this mean?" Angela wondered. "It's not like I am attracted to women, but it was, um, good. What if I do it too much and become no longer attracted to guys? Time to re-think this." Strangely enough, Sharon was thinking the same thing. With Rayanne it had been one thing, but now that she had expanded her sexual scope to include best friend number two-she saw a pattern developing. Oh well, it beat the confusion she had when she was sleeping with Kyle, and she could still talk to Rayanne and Angela afterwards, which was a big plus. "So give me a call tomorrow, and we'll, like, hang out or something." Angela said to Sharon as they approached Angela's house. "Yeah, and you have to tell me EVERYTHING that happens tonight." Sharon said with a smile, "Have fun." "Oh, I will!" Angela said, for the first time sure of her sexuality and the path it was taking. "Later." "Later Chaseface!" Sharon said as she continued her walk home. "Another Saturday night with Rayanne." she thought and smiled to herself. Perhaps they would catch a movie first. At the rate they had been spending free time in Rayanne's bedroom people would start to question what they were doing. "Angela!" Patti called after her 15-year-old daughter as she ran up the stairs. "What mom?" Angela replied, in a hurry to get upstairs to start planning this evening. It was now 5 PM and she would need to get a hold of Jordan to ensure they would be doing something this evening. Patti led Angela into the Chase master bedroom and sat her down for what appeared to be another in an ongoing series of "mother-daughter" talks. "Look," said Patti, "I wanted to talk to you about this afternoon." "Oh.. that" Angela said with a strange giggle and blush. "I know you know all about sex and whatnot, but people do things sometimes that may not seem that pure and simple in the realm of love and compassion." Patti explained. "Like giving a guy head?" Angela asked. "Well, yes." Patti replied with her concerned demeanor. "Geez mom, don't worry. I understand." Angela pleaded. "I just want to make sure you are comfortable. At your age you are being bombarded with sexual opportunities of all forms, and I just want you to know that because something doesn't seem traditional, it's not wrong." Patti explained. "I know mom." Angela said, she just wanted to get out of the bedroom as quickly as possible. Once was humorous, but talking to her mom about head, lesbianism, and bondage didn't seem like a great idea at the moment the conversation with her usual "you can talk to me about anything" and Angela got the hell out of the room as quickly as possible. * "Hello?" Jordan said in his normal dazed and quizzical tone. "Hi." Angela said, "We still on for tonight?" After pondering about with useless chitchat and the whatnot, they finally determined that Jordan would pick her up at 9 o' clock and they would go out. It was very clear to both parties what would happen that night, though neither made specific mention of it. Needless to say, Angela was stoked in anticipation. First things first, she took a shower, paying extra special attention to the washing of those special parts - her small, pink nipples, her moist crotch with the light brown pubic hair, and even spent a little bit extra time washing her asshole, which she was beginning to find was quite sensitive. Upon getting out of the shower she locked her bedroom door, put on a song in the relevant context - Closer by Nine Inch Nails (again for you MSCL list keepers), and began masturbating furiously to images in her head of Jordan "fucking her like an animal." She was beginning to notice the submissive creature inside her that was dying to be attained to, and realizing through that the power she could yield. "Sex is, um, interesting." Angela thought in the simplest terms as she brought herself to two climaxes in a row with her fingers, which afterwards she licked clean with a wicked smile. "Better to still be turned on," she thought, "and keep the mood on the right course." She then got dressed. She put on her "least innocent panties" - a black lacy pair Rayanne had gotten her as a gag birthday gift. She further complimented the outfit with her tightest jeans and a pullover sweater- no bra. "Easy access." she thought. At 8:55 the horn honked outside the Chase home. Without so much as a formal goodbye Angela was out the door. "So, um, what do you want to do?" Jordan said. "This boy doesn't have a clue" Angela thought. She leaned over, kissed Jordan Catalano- object of her desires and thirty-four separate masturbation fantasies, and slid her hand over his crotch. Jordan immediately drove the car to the most abandoned spot he knew of, parked, and looked over at Angela, with that glazed look on his face that Angela had fallen in teenage puppy lust with. She leaned over to kiss him, deciding this was her game, her event. He kissed back, but not like he had ever before. His lips were more tense, tender in a sense, he had fear and anticipation. The kiss alone drove Angela into a power hungry lust, she loved that she could make him feel this way. Angela, the inexperienced one who up until today had been sexually naive and untainted, was manipulating Jordan Catalano, the experienced boy who had had the upper hand in their limited sexual goings-on in the past. She continued to manipulate his kisses as his shaking hands reached up under her sweater and began to fondle her small yet firm breasts. Her nipples hardened at the touch of Jordan's probing hands. Angela let out a soft moan while working her tongue in and out Jordan's mouth. She began to kiss his neck and he in turn began to kiss hers. Ears became a relevant playfield and after that it was only a matter of time before both were topless and Angela was biting at Jordan's smooth muscular chest with a fervent passion that she had never been possessed by before. Signaling she wanted this to go further, Angela grabbed Jordan's hand and moved it between her legs. From the outside of her jeans Jordan could feel the heat emitting from her nether womanhood. He also could sense a tinge of the excessive amount of moisture that was emitting. Knowing the extent of Angela's wishes, he began to unbutton her jeans and remove them. Angela moved away his hand momentarily, teasing him. She then proceeded to remove her jeans, but not her panties. Jordan began to speak but Angela reached her hand down into her wetness then put her womanly scented finger up to his lips. Jordan inhaled deep and was intoxicated not only by the entrancing smell, but also by the power of this crimson-haired vixen before him. Angela began to grind her panty-covered crotch against Jordan's leg while working kisses on his chest. Jordan could feel how turned on she was and Angela began getting off on the intense pressures his knee was providing. She then began to unbutton his pants and remove his underwear. She gently slid her hand over his hard tool as Jordan got a clue and took off his pants. "Why not?" Angela thought as she began to encase Jordan's manhood with her hot mouth and pouty lips. "Tastes kinda salty." She thought. "Not too bad." She couldn't conjure up a comparable taste but she knew it had a sexual liking about it that made it all fit in the context of the situation. She began to slide her lips up and down Jordan's shaft while using one hand to stroke his balls. After a moment's hesitation she took her under hand and placed it in between the backside of his legs, right underneath his ass. Angela then literally felt Jordan's cock grow bigger. Obviously she had done a positive thing. Jordan moaned, he was in utter disbelief of the feelings Angela was causing him. He had been with many girls before but none with such ferocity and passion. He was enjoying this very much and decided it was well worth the wait. Angela was loving every moment of this, the new feelings, the new sensations, the reaction she was getting. Then Jordan surprised her. He turned her around on the seat of his car and stuck his head into her crotch. He pulled her panties down and began to bury his nose in her fragrant moist vagina. Angela went off like a rocket immediately launching into a multiple orgasm that lasted longer than any she had ever experienced before. "Oh.... yes," she groaned as the waves of pleasure began overtaking her body. "Ahh.. eh.. uh.. I'm cumm-- cumming.." she said as her orgasm hit it's peak than faded off pleasantly. Angela turned around and began kissing Jordan, tasting her juices which were all over his face. She decided it was time to give herself to him fully. Taking out a condom (this is remaining true to the characters remember) she gave Jordan a wicked grin. She then proceeded to slide the condom down over his long slender cock. Jordan moaned in anticipation. Angela kneeled over him, holding his cock in the air as she guided her virgin womanhood down onto his rock hard shaft. She felt it enter, she felt her virgin lips spread open to new extremes. She felt his pulsing crown part the folds of her tender flower as she bucked down slowly onto him. Then she felt it hit her maidenhead. "Now or never." She thought and dropped down completely. It hurt for a split second but Angela was so blinded by the passion of the moment that within seconds she was bucking up and down on his cock. Kissing him, running her hands over his chest, and fucking him with all her might. Jordan began to suck her nipples, Angela moaned in excitement. That combined with the new sensation of having a cock in her drove her to a new frenzy. She had loved what her and Rayanne and Sharon had done but this was an amazing new feeling. Being penetrated to such depths, having parts of her insides touched that had never been touched before. Feeling so full in an area that had up until today never been touched by another person. She started to buck down against his rod harder, feeling his cock hit the nether regions of her vagina. It felt so good she never wanted it to end. They went on like this for minutes, what seemed like a blissful eternity, any end would be too soon. Finally Angela's inner muscles started to contract sporadically and she began the most intense climax of her life. Inside of her she could feel Jordan's cock began to tighten and pulse, she knew he was climaxing too. They looked into each other's eyes. She saw Jordan's fear and trepidation, his uneasiness - his humanity that she had never seen so exposed before. She moaned low and kissed him with the most passionate kiss she had ever laid on a man. He was in a daze, and just knowing that she put him there put an ear-to-ear grin on Angela's face. She pushed back her hair and held Jordan close, they turned over and spent the rest of the night's journey into morning talking about life's little whatnots. And later in the morning, Angela was dropped off, with a huge smile on her face. Not only had she experienced the greatest sexual thrills of her life, she had also experienced the closest human contact she had ever know. First the experience with Rayanne and Sharon, now the loss of her virginity to Jordan Catalano. "It's amazing the new ways you can get closer to someone." Angela thought, "Sex can complicate things, but with understanding lies a strange bond, that can never be erased." While she was unsure where things were heading in the long run, she felt good about herself and the people in her life. Even Brian Krakow who was bicycling in front of her house got the warmest reaction he had received from Angela in ages. She hugged him, kissed him on the cheek, fondled his curly blonde hair. Angela was experiencing a new sensuality and love for people she was close to she had not experienced before. It was Sunday morning now. She would call Sharon, then Rayanne - perhaps get together with the two of them by day's end, and see where things led. * It was indeed Sunday morning. Graham Chae awoke at 5:30 AM, not the usual Sunday wake-up time but today was different. He and Hallie Lowenthal had to go to the site of their new restaurant and doing some touch - ups and light renovation. He kissed his wife Patti on the cheek, got up quietly, showered, and went downstairs to find his daughter Angela entering the house. "Good morning." He said in his Graham-like tone to his daughter. "Um, hi Dad." was all Angela could reply. She shot him a glance of utter happiness as she walked up the stairs. Graham was glad Angela was happy, but he was also glad he didn't know why. At this hour he suspected what she had been up to all night, but he trusted his daughter so the thoughts didn't bother him - that much. He had his own problems to worry about. While his marriage to Patti had hit an all-time level of comfort lately, his new relationship with Hallie was straining his sense of fidelity and commitment. Patti was great, but there was little spark. Even her spectacular blowjobs had been getting run-of-the-mill lately - 17 years of something will do that to you. Handcuffs and bondage had been interesting, until he found out Patti really enjoyed being dominant, something that scared him more than it excited him. "Patti's great." Graham thought, but in the back of his head he still couldn't help but think of Hallie and the conversations they had been having lately, or the thoughts he had been having after her, him, and a bottle of massage lotion on the cold marble floor of the restaurant they planned to open. 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