("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text ------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2015. Please do not remove the author information nor make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. ------------------------------------------------------- She's a Magic Woman by RandyPan (randypanthegoatboy@gmail.com) *** Daveigh Chase discovers she's in love with Zooey Deschanel. (FF, oral, rom, celeb-parody) *** Daveigh walked down the beach one night, around midnight, wearing her favorite bikini. It was chilly that night, but she liked swimming when the water was really cold. Later, she sat on the beach, with a towel wrapped around her, shivering a bit, when she heard a voice behind her. "Jeez, I thought I was the only one who liked to do this." Daveigh turned her head, to see Zooey Deschanel come up next to her, wearing a one-piece bathing suit. Zooey sat down next to her. "Hey, you're doing that Justice League Dark movie, too, right? Playing Raven?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I'm in it, too. I'm playing Zatanna." "Yeah, I heard." "Well," Zooey offered her hand, "nice to meet you. Met anyone else on the cast?" "I-uh...no." Daveigh couldn't put her finger on it, but meeting Zooey in person for the first time, there was something oddly...mesmering?...about her. Maybe it was her low, soothing voice, or her warm smile, or her big blue eyes. "Well, I gotta get in the water while the getting's good." Zooey got up, and ran toward the waterline. Now she was gone, Daveigh felt...weird. She also realized she missed the entire conversation. Eventually, the first day of filming came. After getting into costume, Daveigh walked to the set. On arriving, Daveigh ran into Zooey in her Zatanna costume, and couldn't help but stare, especially at her be-fishnet-ed legs. "Lookin' cute, there, Vay." Zooey smiled at her. "Maybe later," she then said in a sultry tone, "I can come to your trailer, and help you take your costume off..." "Um, okay?" Zooey laughed. "Kidding!" "Oh, okay." "Don't worry, Vay. You don't have to love me, but let's get high awhile." "Huh?" "Zooey, two minutes!" Guillermo shouted. "It's from a song," Zooey said, then walked toward the set. Over the weeks of filming, Daveigh's weird feelings when around Zooey got stronger, and more confusing. She also started thinking back to that song lyric Zooey quoted to her. One night, in her hotel room, she Googled it. Turned out it was "yet," not "but," but it lead her to the song, "Magic Man" by Heart. Listening to it on YouTube, she realized, apart from the gender-reversal, the song perfectly encapsulated the weird feelings she'd been having toward Zooey. She realized that she was in love with her. As this dawned on her, Daveigh didn't know how to feel at first, but eventually a smile crept into her face. On the last day of filming, Daveigh invited Zooey up to her hotel room to celebrate. "So, Vay," Zooey said, "what do we got to toast with?" She and Daveigh sat on the divan in the room, both in sweatpants and t-shirts. "Oh, yeah." Daveigh reached into her carry-on bag, and pulled out a bag of weed, with a few pre-rolled joints. "Okay," Zooey laughed, "It's not champagne, but..." She trailed off giggling. After a few puffs the two had a nice buzz going. "So..." Zooey asked slowly, "why pot, exactly? I mean, maybe this is just me, being... me... but I feel like there's some kind of...significance to us toasting with pot." "Well, actually..." Daveigh paused, then reached over to her computer, and clicked on something, and "Magic Man" started playing. "This is..." "That song, yeah. You did say..." "You don't have to love me, but let's get high awhile..." "Yeah, so, I thought, ya know..." "And the first part?" "Well..." Daveigh leaned over, and gave Zooey a deep, passionate kiss. "That I couldn't help," she whispered, and continued the kiss. After a few minutes of making out, the two moved to the bed, with Zooey straddling Daveigh. Both took their shirts off in unison, and continued necking. Zooey started sucking on Daveigh's nipples, causing her to moan. She then kissed down Daveigh's stomach, which rose and sank as she breathed. Zooey hooked Daveigh's sweatpants with her thumbs, and pulled them down, along with her panties, while kissing down her thighs. After getting them all the way off, Zooey kissed around Daveigh's bush, before proceeding to eat her out. "Huh..." Daveigh gasped, as Zooey's tongue probed her twat, "huhm... hunh..." When she came, she put her hand on Zooey's head, wordlessly saying, "Don't stop!" When she had enough, she released Zooey's head. Soon, Zooey laid across the bed, as Daveigh buried her tongue in her hairy snatch. Zooey's brow furrowed, and she bit her lip, as Daveigh ate her out. As the orgasm approached, Zooey pinched and pulled on her hard nipples. When it finally came, her mouth gaped open, and she let out a high-pitched whine. Sometime later, they cozied up together, and once again kissed. "You do know the song's 'Magic MAN'," Zooey said, "right?" "Eh," Daveigh replied, "close enough." The two laughed, and shared one more kiss. END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. 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