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Kramer finds a porn video of Elaine and Jerry and decides that a good game of strip poker will bring some fun to the mix. (MMF, sitcom-parody) *** Jerry Seinfeld is sitting on his couch, flipping through the channels. Suddenly the door bursts open, "Hey Buddy!" Kramer yells as he slides through the door, letting it slam behind him. "Hey there K man." Jerry looks back at him. By now, Jerry was completely used to Kramer just bursting through his door. Kramer walks over to the fridge, grabs a bottle of milk, and chugs from it. "What have I told you about drinking from the bottle?" Jerry says. This was one of Jerry's biggest pet peeves. "Hey it's almost gone and besides I...WOAHHHH!" Kramer yells as he trips over a small brown suitcase behind the couch. Milk spills everywhere to Jerry's disgust. Jerry jumps up and grabs a towel. "What the heck is this Jerry, I could have killed myself." Kramer laps the suitcase. "It's just a bunch of junk I had in my closet." Kramer pops the suitcase open. It has some old sweaters, a pack of cards, and some other miscellaneous items. Kramer continues rummaging until he comes across a tape. With Jerry still cleaning the spilled milk, he walks over to the TV and puts the tape in. The TV screen is filled with the image of a brunette haired girl wearing nothing but a black thong. Kramer's eyes open wide as he smiles. Jerry's head explodes up over the couch when he hears the video playing. "Kramer, turn that off now!" Jerry yells. "Why it's just a video, everyone has them its nothing to be...." Kramer stops mid-thought. His eyes are stuck on the screen where he sees the beautiful woman lean down, removing her black thong leaving her naked. As she bends over, her lover fills the screen. He is a hairy-chested man with dark hair. Kramer points to the screen in amazement. He leans in to the screen, turns and points to Jerry, then back to the screen. "Kramer, give me that remote!" Jerry lunges over the couch and tries to get the remote. Kramer fights back against Jerry. "Come on buddy I wanna watch." He holds Jerry back with his long arms and continues watching the screen. The woman reappears on screen. She dances slightly, shaking a perfectly shaped ass as she walks toward the bed. She gets to the end of the bed and begins to crawl. She perches herself up on the end of the bed and turns to face the camera. Jerry makes one final try to get the remote but it's too late. Kramer's jaw drops as he sees the woman on the screen is their best friend Elaine. "Oh my god!" Kramer mumbles. "You and Elaine...you made a...giddy up!" Kramer gives Jerry thumbs up and turns back to the screen. Jerry finally grabs e remote and turns it off. "Oh no Jerry come on." "No Kramer," Jerry says, "this was made when me and Elaine were together and there is no way that I'm letting you watch this." "But Jerry, I need this. I need it bad buddy!" Kramer drops on his knees and holds his hands up begging. He looks up at Jerry's face and pleads again. "I don't know..." Jerry looks at Kramer and shakes his head. "Ok Kramer but here's the deal, you don't tell anyone, anywhere, ever! Not George, not Elaine and especially not... NEWMAN." Kramer doesn't even respond. He just looks up at Jerry and smiles, nodding his head. He jumps up onto the couch and snatches the remote. He turns it back on and settles into his seat. Jerry sits back as well obviously uncomfortable. "Now Kramer this was a long time ago, my performance might not be representative of my overall..." Kramer waves his hand trying to quiet Jerry. They both turn back to the video. Elaine is back on the screen at the end of the bed. She has an amazing body. Her ass is a great heart shape and her breasts perfect. They are only C cups but they are round and very firm for a women in her early 30's. Her dark hair falls over her shoulders as she poses for the camera. She extends a leg toward the camera, exposing her vagina to the two men. She is completely shaven except for a small landing strip above her clit. Jerry sits on the bed waiting for Elaine to stop acting for the camera. She finally turns to him and crawls up his body, her hands slowly working up his legs and onto his penis. She grabs on with one hand and slowly begins stroking him. Jerry isn't huge but a respectable 6 inches. She moves her hand up and down slowly; cupping his balls with her other hand. She begins to speed up her rhythm, to the delight of Jerry. She then leans over and extends a tongue onto the tip of his dick. She makes small circles around the tip with her tongue. "Do you want it Jerry?" Elaine says in a very seductive voice. He nods his head. She slowly lowers her lips to the tip and then takes his length in one movement. She moves her head back up and a small smacking sound is heard as she leaves his dick. She goes down further and wraps her tongue around the base of Jerry's dick and then back up the length until she gets to the top. She begins to suck his dick more steadily now. She apparently has no gag reflex as she takes Jerry in and out, deep-throating him. Jerry's face is showing that Elaine must be very skilled. His head drops back as she sucks him off. Elaine pumps her hand while sucking on Jerry's cock. Suddenly you can see Jerry tense up, obviously about to explode. Elaine turns her head slightly ward the camera, her eyes showing that she knows what is about to happen and wants to show she is ready and willing. Jerry gives a small cry and he grasps the bed. Elaine bobs her head on his cock and he cums and she swallows it down. She moves back her hear and looks at the camera. A small amount of Jerry's cum had drizzled out of her mouth and down to her chin. She places a finger to her face and wipes the cum onto her finger. She looks right at the camera and licks the finger clean, smiling. Suddenly the buzzer to the apartment door rings out, startling Jerry and Kramer, who were in a trace at the video. "Hey Jerry is Elaine!" Elaine's voice calls out over the speaker. The two men jump to their feet. Jerry rushes over to the speaker. Kramer fumbles over the VCR and removes the tape and Jerry nervously buzzes Elaine upstairs. Kramer throws the movie back into the suitcase and shuts it. "Remember Kramer... Not a word!" Jerry points to Kramer. Elaine opens the door and walks in. "Lainey," Jerry says in a nervous voice. Kramer just looks at her and smiles as he slides out the door and back into his apartment. "What was that all about? Were you guys talking about me?" Elaine asks pointing to the door that Kramer just slammed. "Um... talking about you? ... no." Jerry stammers. "Your know Kramer he's nuts. Well Elaine it was nice of you to stop by but I have to...run out...somewhere, bye." He pushes a very confused Elaine out the door and slams it behind her, locking it quickly. He then turns to the TV, smiles, and grabs the remote... Four Days Later Kramer and Jerry sit in Jerry's apartment. Kramer has been bothering Jerry non-stop about seeing the rest of the secret porn video he saw a few days before. Jerry hasn't budged. "Come on Jerry, I was good I didn't say a word." Kramer begs. "No. Nope, I just don't think so Kramer. It was a mistake to show you anyway and besides Elaine isn't usually like that." "Oh I bet she is, I've always know she was a tomcat." Kramer shakes his palm toward Jerry. "In fact, I bet that I can get Elaine to get frisky with me." "You are crazy Kramer. Elaine isn't going to just jump in the sack with you, how are you going to convince her?" "Oh I have my ways," Kramer says shaking his up and down. "I...have my ways. In fact I'll bet $50 I can get her naked tonight!" He gives Jerry the thumbs up. "Oh you have yourself a wager." Jerry grabs Kramer's hand to make it official. Later that night Jerry and Elaine are sitting on the couch of Jerry's apartment. She is wearing a flowing green skirt and a black tank top. The strap of her black bra is visible. The tank top lunges down toward her breasts and makes her breasts look quite impressive. Kramer then bursts through the door with a pack of playing cards in his hand. Jerry and Elaine look back at him as he sits down at Jerry's table. "Hey Kramer, what are you doing with cards?" Elaine peers back at Kramer shuffling the deck. "I was bored so I thought I'd come over and see if you two wanted to play a little poker." Kramer continues to shuffle and smiles at the two. Jerry looks at Kramer with a weary eye, knowing what he is up to. "Well, yea sure that could be fun." Elaine shrugs her shoulders and goes over to the table. Jerry joins them and sits down. Kramer begins passing out the cards to each player. "Ok the game is five card draw." "Well what are we playing for Kramer, I don't see any money?" Elaine looks at Kramer. "Um... well how about we play some strip poker?" Kramer says like its no big deal. "Oh I don't think so Kramer," Elaine says picking up her cards. "I am the only woman here and it's so hot I barely have any layers on, plus I..." Elaine looks at her cards and smiles. "Ok I'm it!" She says as she smiles and licks her lips. "With this hand, I'm going to see two naked guys and I don't have to worry about taking anything off." Jerry and Kramer look at each other, both slightly worried. Jerry takes three cards and has a pair of 6's. Kramer takes three cards and gets two pair, Jacks and fives. Kramer turns to Elaine to see how many cards she wants to exchange and she shakes her head, licking her lips as she does so. "I have a flush. Read 'em and weep." Elaine throws down her cards. Jerry turns to Kramer with an angry look and Kramer pulls at his collar, not taking into account that Elaine might win. "Let's see some skin boys." Elaine laughs. Jerry takes his shirt off angrily. Elaine shuffles and passes out the cards. Jerry takes three again and gets a pair of Jacks. Kramer takes two and gets 3 of a kind, 8's. Elaine takes three and gets nothing. The two men smile at each other. "Ok Lainey, let see it." Jerry smirks. Elaine frowns and decides to take off her tank top. Jerry and Kramer smile as she removes the small shirt. Her black bra is lacey at the top and encases a pair of beautiful breasts. The two men's eyes go directly to her breasts. "Alright enough gawking, lets play." The cards are dealt again and jerry loses again. He shoots a look of hatred at Kramer and he is forced to take his pants off. Elaine playfully slaps his ass as he strips from his pants. Kramer looses the next hand, leaving his shirtless, Jerry pant-less, and Elaine in her bra. Jerry gives Kramer a look as if saying, "Great plan you idiot!" The next round of cards sees Elaine losing with a pair. She stands up. "Hey if I have to take it off, I might as well make them salivate." She thinks. She turns around facing the couch and slowly pulls down the zipper on the side of the skirt. She gives them a little dance and bends down pulling the skirt slowly over her ass until she stands in a green thong. The two men stare at her, each with their cocks growing. Jerry puts his hands over his cock, which is held by just boxer shorts. The cards are dealt and Elaine gets a huge smile on her face. "I have such a good hand," Elaine gloats. "I think we should play this hand to get naked. Loser strips it all off." She looks at Jerry and then Kramer. "I don't think so Elaine, that's not..." Kramer holds his hand up quieting Jerry. "If jerry doesn't want to, I'll play you one on one this hand Elaine." Kramer says. "Deal!" Elaine yells. She takes one card and gets a full house with two kings and three 4's. Kramer takes his cards and looks saddened as he looks at them. "Ha, I have a full house, 4's full of kings." Elaine throws her cards onto the table. Kramer looks at them as she smiles. "That's a pretty good hand Elaine... but it doesn't beat my cowboys full of 7's." Kramer comes back throwing down his 3 jacks and 2 -7's. Kramer jumps up and slaps hands with Jerry. Elaine looks utterly defeated, realizing she now had to strip in front of her two friends because of her cockiness. She reaches behind her back and unhooks her bra. The straps slide down her arms as her breasts come into eyesight. They sit firmly and her small nipples become hard as the air hits them. She takes her thong down next, revealing a shaved vagina. Kramer's jaw falls when he sees her panties removed. "I guess that old landing strip is gone." Kramer says. Jerry looks at Kramer, who has just made a huge mistake. Elaine looks at them in confusion. "How did you know that I..." She begins but then she sees a blank video tape sitting on the VCR. "The tape," she covers herself up. "He saw the tape!" She runs over and pushes Jerry, slapping his shoulder repeatedly. "Well, it was a mistake and he only saw some of it." Jerry begins. Elaine steps back and gathers herself. "That's it; if Kramer has seen that video then you are both getting naked right now." She yells. Jerry begins to object but Kramer quickly strips his clothes off, standing there naked. The sight of Elaine had already made his cock somewhat erect, standing out about 7 inches. Elaine's eyes widen as she looks and licks her lips. Jerry also removes his shorts after a long wait. "Well, now that we've seen each other, what should we do?" Kramer asks as he walks toward Elaine. "What are you talkin..." Elaine tries to talk but Kramer grabs her and kisses her on the lips. At first, she tries to push him away but then she lets herself melt into him. The entire situation had made Elaine somewhat horny and she hadn't had sex in over a month. She kisses Kramer and begins to massage her tongue on Kramer's. She twirls her tongue around his and this perks Kramer's' cock to its fullest. As they break their embrace, Elaine looks down and sees Kramer's now 9 inch cock. She is amazed with not only its length but also its girth. 'Wow Kramer, look at you." Elaine says as she grabs onto his rigid cock. Kramer's eyes light up as Elaine begins stroking on his erect dick. She moves her small hand back and forth over the length of his shaft. Jerry stands there in amazement. Elaine grabs Kramer's now fully erect penis and walks him toward the bedroom. Jerry remains there until Elaine pops her head out from behind the wall. "Are you coming Jerome?" She says seductively. That is all the prompting Jerry needs as he runs toward the bedroom. Elaine leads Kramer to the bed where she pushes him on his back. She jumps on the bed and goes mouth first onto his penis. She licks up and down the length and then takes the head into her mouth. She continues to lick circles around the tip until finally she takes the shaft into her mouth. She begins sucking on Kramer's dick, slurping on it and fondling his balls with her other hand. Suddenly she feels a hand on her ass. Jerry has come up behind her and starts rubbing her ass, and down her thighs. By now, he is also erect and Elaine is quite wet. He positions himself between her thighs and flicks his tongue out on Elaine's pussy. She continues sucking Kramer's cock as Jerry begins to eat her out. He grabs her legs and pulls her pussy closer to his mouth. He sucks in on her clit and flicks it with his tongue. "Oh god Yes Jerry! You know how I like it." Elaine says taking her head off Kramer's dick. She begins to move her hips with Jerry's tongue and grinds down onto his face. Jerry sticks a finger into her pussy and this gets her even hornier. "Please don't stop Jerry. I want to cum, lick it harder!" She says panting as she throws her head back, tossing her hair. She has not grabbed Kramer's dick and began giving a hand job. She moans loudly as Jerry continues to assault her pussy with a tongue and finger. His finger is now pumping quickly as his tongue works her clit. She throws her head back again "Yes! Yesss! Oh it's so nice! FUCK!" Suddenly Elaine's body tenses and she grinds her pussy into Jerry's face as she cums. He pulls back with her juices covering his face. Elaine flips over next to Kramer and lies panting. "Oh Jerry I forgot how well you could eat a box. I think you deserve to pick which hole you want after that performance." Elaine says trying to catch her breath. "Ok I'll take your ass then." Jerry says happily. She flips over on all fours as if to offer her hole to Jerry. Then she looks at Kramer who has a small frown on his face. "Wait, we can't forget the K-man." She says which puts the smile back on his face. She gets on top of Kramer and grabs his dick, positioning the head at her pussy lips. She is soaked now, especially after cumming so the tip of his cock slides easily into her shaved cunt. She slides the cock further into her and then pulls out. The second thrust gets more and finally the third thrust gets 8 inches into her pussy. She begins to ride on Kramer's dick as Jerry gets some lube. He squirts some onto his finger and her asshole and begins working her asshole with his finger, one at first very slowly and then a second. Elaine is now bent over, riding Kramer. He licks her magnificent tits as his cock goes in and out of her wet snatch. Elaine is moaning now as Jerry positions himself for entry. Elaine plunges deep onto Kramer's dick. Jerry works the tip of his penis into her well-lubricated ass. He works slowly as Elaine bites her bottom lip, being filled n both holes. When Jerry manages to get most of the way into her ass, they begin to work on Kramer's dick again. The two men work in unison. All three are soon breathing hard. "Oh YES!! Kramer suck on my tits hard and fuck me!" Elaine yells. Kramer is more than happy to oblige and starts sucking on her tits fiercely. She begins moaning even louder as her nipples are sucked, fully erect. The two men bang her together for what seems like forever. Then Elaine sensing the two men may be near conclusion, jumps off and starts sucking on Kramer's dick. She grabs Jerry's at the same time and gets on her knees off the bed. "I want you to both cum on me. I want to feel you're cum on my tits!" She says. She expertly sucks on Kramer's dick. After slamming her pussy he is close to cumming already and he lets out a roar as he bursts into her mouth. She takes the first load into her mouth and swallows it. She then backs off his cock and lets the second and third strings hit her in the face. One lands right over her nose and the other on her chin. The hand job and the sight of Elaine covered in cum is all it takes for Jerry and he bursts onto her face and on her tits. She licks both men clean and then they all collapse on the floor. "Well, you boys have any other games you wanna play, maybe we can get Georgie boy over?" She says licking the cum off her fingers. END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - TV, Sitcom & Movie Archive