("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2013. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Paradox: BTTF by Geminiguy (geminiguy7.hotmail.co.uk@gmail.com) *** This story may be a bit much, so let me explain a few things: The full title of this story is Paradox: Back To The Future [it borrows an idea laid out by Doc Brown to Marty]. This is labeled Fantasy because it involves a little science fiction in the 'first act' of the story. As far as the incest, the main character will have sex with 3 family members. But as you'll see some of the facts only he knows and doesn't share with the 3 (talk about paradoxes). I'm thinking about Back The To Future, Part II as I write this forward, not that it plays into this story. (MF, 1st, inc, preg, sci-fi, celeb-parody) *** ** 1 ** It was 1985. I was 16, I consider myself average and a bit of a rebel. I didn't care about anything; I didn't care for friends, I didn't care about school, my family, or myself. Until something happened. And then a second thing happened. That second thing was a found out an eccentric scientist in my town built a time machine. Which made me think of the first thing that had happened: My mother was watching some boring old, old musical from 1943. Very old. She had to go out and really wanted to watch the end of the movie. She didn't ask but I found a tape to record the rest of it for her. What held my attention was a Spanish dancer-singer-actress named Carmen Miranda. I had known she was a dancer, and kind of knew she was a singer but had no idea she was an actress. She had a sexy accent like my Aunt Gloria and a great figure under her neck-to-ankle outfits [which were slitted for her dance scenes and she showed ALL of her long legs when she danced...]. After watching the rest of the movie I was feeling pretty horny. I went to my bedroom and whacked off. As I whacked off I remembered a photo an old drunk once showed me. It was of Carmen Miranda being lifted in the air by some guy during a dance move. The old guy said he had took it himself when he worked with dancers and actresses back in his day. What was so amazing about the pic was you can see right up Carmen's dress. The lighting was perfect and the shot was clear; I could see Carmen's hairy pussy! I knew the photo wasn't fake; it was very old and they didn't have the ability to fake stuff like this back then. So as I lay on my bed I blew my load imagining I was shooting my jizz up Carmen's hot hairy pussy. I'd never really jerked off before then and all my nasty thoughts were focused on Carmen Miranda and fucking her hairy pussy... ** 2 ** So when I found out about the time machine I had one thought: I had to 'borrow' it to go back in time to meet Carmen Miranda. And fuck and hairy gash! Not that I'd ever fucked before. I'd never really cared for girls before; my interest in Carmen was the first time. And now I'd have a chance to fulfill it. I knew it would be easy to 'borrow' the time machine; the eccentric scientist's lab was in an abandoned warehouse on the edge of his property. He was going away in a few days and didn't think anyone knew about his invention so had no security to protect it. That gave me enough time to research Carmen. I didn't find out much but I found out what I needed; Carmen was born February 9th, 1909 [so she was 34 in that movie] in Marco De Canavezes, Portugal, sadly she died August 5th, 1955 of a heart attack at only 46. She never had any children. Also I found out where and when I could meet Carmen alone in 1943 [it seemed appropriate] not far from where I was. So when the time came I utilized the time machine [I may not have CARED about science but I knew my science so I could operate the machine] to send me back to the time and date I wanted in 1943... When I arrived I was able to hide the time machine nearby in a place no one would find it and it'd be safe. I also had acquired clothes so I'd fit in in 1943 [I felt like a dork, I preferred my blue jeans, t-shirt and leather jacket, but I knew I didn't want to chance drawing unwanted attention]. It was morning and I easily found the place Carmen was staying at alone. I was nervous but even though I'd never done this before I had it covered. I took off my hat, knocked on the door and waited. A voice that had played over and over in my head for some time now called from within "Coming!" I felt my cock twitch. The door opened and there stood Carmen Miranda - even more sexy in person wearing a long beige dress and her hair down. "Hello," She said in her sexy voice. I put on my act. My eyes went wide. "Oh, I'm sorry! I have the wrong place! I guess this isn't 4545 Pleasantview Drive..." I blushed as best at could. "No, this is 4545 Pleasantview Ave. Though I'm not familiar with Pleasantview Drive..." I was wringing my hat now and acting nervous. Suddenly I blurted out "You're Carmen Miranda!" Carmen seemed pleased that I recognized her. "I'm surprised someone as young as yourself knows who I am." I nodded. "Of course I do! You sing, you act, and you're an amazing dancer!" Carmen really seemed pleased now. "Why don't you come in?" She asked, stepping to the side. I was still wringing my hat as I entered. Carmen shut the door behind us. I turned to her. "May I say something, Miss Miranda?" Carmen smiled. "Please, just call me Carmen. You have said so many nice things already. What else could you say?" "Well, that you are much more beautiful in person than you are on the screen..." Carmen was really enjoying my attention. And I could tell she was a little turned on [believe me, Carmen was turned on]. "I hope someday I get to dance with someone like you..." Carmen's smiled widened. She turned on her record player and put on a record. "Why not now? It would be an honor to dance with a gentleman like yourself." "I-I've never danced before..." I replied nervously, still wringing my hat [it was true, I had never, but I wasn't really nervous about it, it was part of my act; I wanted to get close to Carmen...]. "Good! Then I get to teach you!" She took my hat and flung it across the room. Carmen took my hands and instructed me to the Latin beat. Often she pressed her firm, busty body to mine as she moved to the beat and I did my best to keep up. By the end of the song I had it down pat then a slow song came on. Carmen slipped into my arms and pressed her curvy body do me. The whole dance she stayed like that, there was no way she could mistake the hard on pressing against the midsection of her 5 foot body [I'm 6'4] as anything other than just what is was... I resisted grabbing Carmen's firm, full butt; things were different in the '40s, men didn't seem to do that back then. Carmen rested her head on my shoulder and sighed. When the song ended she kissed me, half on the lips, then thanked for being a wonderful dance partner. I was still in a half daze from the kiss and mumbled a 'you're welcome' as she shut off the record. Carmen then asked if I wanted a drink. "Uhhh, sure." She led me over to the bar. I wasn't expecting guests, all I have is what you call liquor. I think you are man enough to drink it, no?" I just smiled and Carmen poured us drinks. She handed me mine and downed hers. I took a sip. It burned my throat and warmed my stomach. She was downing her second one as I had another sip. By the time I finished my drink Carmen had had 3 more. She wasn't drunk but very relaxed. She took my glass and set both of them down on the bar. She put her arm around me and said she'd show me around the place. Carmen had her hands all over me; not in a sexual way but I think unusual for a woman of the '40s. We ended up in her bedroom. "So what do you think?" I looked at Carmen, looking very sexy. "I think I'd love to ask you a question." "Shoot." "What I mean is, I'd love to ask you but it's not the kind of question a gentleman may ask a lady." Carmen laughed [I could tell she wasn't laughing AT me, though] and waved her hand. "You Americans, you are so uptight. We Europeans are not like that. I would be honored to answer your question." I acted like I was hesitating. "Well I met a man a long time ago. He had been drinking too much. He told me he does work with dancers and actresses. He showed me a photo he took of you being swung in the air by a man during a dancing move." Carmen nodded. "The light was very good and the photo very clear. I could see your... womanhood very clearly." I stopped, not sure what my question was [duh]. "And what is your question?" Carmen asked. Now I blushed for real. "Ummm, I guess it's why weren't you wearing any underwear?" "Oh, that is simple," she replied. "It is?" Carmen nodded. "It is because I never wear underwear, see?" With that Carmen lifted her dress to her waist and bared her pussy! It looked even hairier up-close. I couldn't resist anymore. I dropped down to my knees, planted my hands on her butt [over her dress] and buried my face between Carmen's legs [she was already wet]. She moaned. Letting her dress fall to the floor, she leaned back against the bedpost, opening her legs for me. I'd never eaten pussy before but I must have done okay because she came on my face several times. Carmen pulled me up and kissed me passionately as she pulled off my clothes. Carmen wrapped her hand around my cock and moaned. She gushed about how big it was [over 8 inches then and very thick] as she pulled me on top of her on her bed. Carmen spread her legs and guided my cock into her wet, oven-like pussy. It was all new to me. Carmen told me what to do and I came inside her within a minute. I wasn't upset because I was still hard and kept fucking Carmen. This time I lasted over 15 minutes and made her orgasm at least a dozen times before I shot my jizz deep inside Carmen. We fucked all morning had a quick lunch and fucked a whole lot more. We tried every position. When Carmen rode me I lasted the longest, at least 35 minutes. Finally Carmen fainted in a pool of our sweat during an intense orgasm as I blew another load up inside of her. I pulled out of Carmen and quickly got dressed. I would have loved to stay and fuck her forever but I didn't belong there sadly. As I watched my jizz drool out of her pussy slowly I didn't think about the ramifications of what we'd done then... I left Carmen's place and headed back to the time machine, back to my time. I returned at the same time I'd left and reset the time machine the way I'd found it and went home. I was exhausted. I took a long, hot relaxing shower then went to bed... ** 3 ** I didn't wake up until the next morning when someone kept ringing the doorbell. I threw on some jeans and a t-shirt and went downstairs. I'm coming, I'm coming I muttered. I opened the door and came wide awake. A girl stood there, about 14 years old I'd guess. She looked like a much younger version of Carmen! She came in without being invited. She had on tight, tight jeans and a baggy sweatshirt. I shut the door and she turned back to me. "Are you....?" I nodded. "Who are you?" I asked. "I'm Candice Miranda. My friends call me Candy. You ever hear of Carmen Miranda?" "Yeah, in fact I was watching one of her movies a few weeks ago," I replied. "She's my grandmother." I froze in my tracks. But Carmen didn't have any children... I almost said out loud. "And you're my brother. Well, half-brother I guess." "Wha..." I have a friend who is a forensics expert. I brought her a sample of my grandmother's DNA and my mother's DNA. My mother's DNA would be half my grandmother's and half my grandfather's. My friend was able to match my grandfather's DNA to you, but since you're only 16 we figured it was your grandfather. Which surprised me because my mother had told me years ago your father was mine, too." I did the math in my head. "How old is your mother, Candy?" She told me 41. It all fit. Candy's mother was my daughter... "I want to meet my father. And grandfather." I couldn't very likely tell Candy that I WAS her grandfather, so I told her what was the truth I could tell her. "My grandfather is dead. Died before I was born. My father, I live alone with my mother. She never talks about him." I wasn't going to tell Candy that my mother told me he was killed not long after I was born, because that wouldn't explain how he could father her if he was supposed to be dead. "Oh." Candy looked upset. She was my granddaughter - my 'half-sister' in her mind - so I had to console her. I went to Candy and she fell into my arms and clung to me. I could tell Candy had larger tits than Carmen. They pressed into me insistently. I thought about how I had wished I could stay with Carmen, but I didn't belong in that time. And now here was the next best thing... I started kissing Candy. She gasped and tried to push me away. When I slid my hand up under Candy's sweatshirt and cupped her tits she broke the kiss and moaned, "Oh, big brother... My big brother..." She slid hand down to my crotch and felt me up. Candy's eyes went wide. "Oh, my really big brother!" She giggled. I picked Candy up and carried her upstairs to my bedroom. We quickly undressed and her eyes locked onto my hard cock, mine on her huge tits. I guided her to my bed and laid her down. I spread her legs and ate her the way I had her grandmother. Candy came several times before I crawled up on top of her and mounted her. Candy looked into my eyes. "Be gentle please. I'm a virgin." I slowly penetrated her and slid in and out of her until I was in deep enough to feel her cherry. I fucked her faster making her gasp. When her orgasm hit Candy I figured this would be the best time to pop her cherry which I did. I sank into her deep filling her up and making her cum continuously. I made Candy cum almost 2 dozen times by the time I pumped my cum deep into her womb. We fucked all morning and ever chance we got after that. Candy came to me first when she was sure she was pregnant. We talked about it and went to her mother. Candy and I told her everything [I withheld the same things from her, too]. Then the 3 of us agreed to talk to my mother but leave out the parts about my father and my 'grandfather'. Afterward the 4 of us talked and decided to move in together. We had 4 bedrooms here and it was bigger so Candy's mother sold her house. Both our mothers had no qualms about us sharing a room and the fourth room was to be the baby's. Carmen was born in 1986. I got another shock after Carmen's birth: Grandmother Carmen came to visit! She was still alive. Boy, I was hoping I hadn't fucked up the space/time continuum... Having a baby must have changed Carmen somehow and helped her avoid the heart attack. She was 77 but looked about 50. She looked at me and knew. Well, she, too, assumed it was my grandfather, but she knew I was related to Candy. I told her my mother didn't know because we didn't want her to know about my father. Carmen promised to keep the secret. We were alone at her house. One thing led to another and soon we were fucking [again]. All that fucking I'd been giving Candy made my cock longer. I was almost 10 inches now as I fucked Carmen. Her pussy was as tight and wet as it had been back then. I was fucking Candy more but I know fit in Carmen for regular fucks. When my daughter Carmen was 5 I woke up one night to find her jerking me off as Candy sat beside us smiling. At 8 Carmen started sucking my cock. And at 11 Candy had me take Carmen's cherry. We'd been living with grandmother Carmen for a few years by then. Carmen got pregnant and gave birth to Calleigh 9 months. Calleigh is now 11 herself and I'm sinking my cock into her pussy for the first time. Did I fuck up the space/time continuum? Damned if I know. President McCain is now in office. Tom Cruise is vice president and Ah - Arnold is secretary of state. We're still at war with the Soviet Union. The X-Files is in its 15th season and the original 4 Beatles just reunited and are on tour with Elvis. Everything seems normal to me... THE END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Celebrity Parody Archive