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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Starwars: Padme's Pussy (MMF, exh, orgy, rp, bdsm, ws, sci-fi, parody) by TheKnecht (theknecht@yahoo.com) *** I have written a pornographic (and I hope, very funny) parody of the Star Wars series, mainly starring Padme Amidala. Hope you like it! *** I wrote this story because of the (maybe soon to be corrected) lack of sexual net fantasies about Padme Amidala (played very prettily by Natalie Portman). I saw that Star Wars movie (Episode II) and I knew I wanted to fuck her. So that's why I am writing this story. I hope you like it. Or maybe you'll think I'm a geek and a wanker. One of those two things is true. And I while I do not admit it in polite company, I'm not ashamed of it either. So without further ado, lets start my story of semi- random mixed plot pieces from Episode I and II (with random bits of others strewn in): Warning: gratuitous and often totally senseless sex has been added liberally to the plot. Since unlike some other Star Wars parodists I don't feel very turned on by gay sex, lovely Padme will have to bear the brunt of it all. Chapter 1 Throne room of Naboo, Queen Amidala is sitting resplendent in her complicated robes. As the camera runs around her, we note (unless we are distracted by her impressive hairdo) that she does not wear any panties. In fact, her bottom is bare (though a flowing skirt of white fabric hides her lower legs, so you have to buy the video and watch it twice to see it at this point). One of Amidala's handmaidens enters. She looks just like Amidala and so might just be a poster child for the 'Clone Gals'-Episode. She wears very thin, flimsy robes, which do not hide her lusty body, but since she is just a minor character, the camera does not dwell long on her curves. Still, fan sites about her spring up all over the net, who later start flame wars with 'official' Amidala fan sites fighting over who is more beautiful and has cooler action figures. After all, George Fucas' 'Handmaiden Padme The Other One'-figure even has a nice plastic collar making her look really submissive and handmaidenish when she wears it. Well, anyway: 'Padme The Other One' bows before her queen and announces that two Jedi have arrived who are coming her to protect her from the dark forces of the Evil Porn Trade Federation. A door sighs open dramatically (which has cost about half a million Dollars from the CGI-Budget which should better instead have been spent to digitally remove the nose hair visible on that alien in scene 45). Two Jedi in long, simple robes enter the throne room. Qui-Dong (bows): Your majesty! I am Qui-Dong, Jedi master, and this here is my paddawan, Anakid Skyfucker. Queen Amidala (rubbing her bottom on the masturbation ridge set into her throne): Oh, that's nice. Does that mean you're banging him? Qui-Dong (smiles enigmatically): Only when no beautiful lady like you is around. Queen Amidala (smiles lustily): You Jedi. Always quick with your words - or with your lightsabers. You could fuck one of my handmaidens if you want, only that it would be me in disguise. I do that a lot in these movies. Its such an amusing plot device and it allows you to bang just about anyone. Thinking of plot devices: Speak young paddawan! You look like George Fucas gave you an important line, which sounds like shit but is immensely important for the story. Anakid Skyfucker: Uh, ah... Actually I just want to fuck you. Queen Amidala (laughs, but in a nice way. We see her tits sway under her robe): Sure. But I fear I have to refuse you. Anakid Skyfucker (angry): Why? Everyone is fucking you! Queen Amidala: Yes. Of course - I have to 'get my rocks off' too, after all! But they're minor characters in our love story. It's too early in the movie for us to have sex. Anakid Skyfucker (even angrier, grabbing his crotch where we see the bulge of a mighty, active lightsaber in his pants): No! I want to fuck you right now. The power of the Fuck is strong in me! Qui-Dong (slaps him lightly): Remember your manners Anakid! Do I have to pour ice water down your pants again? Anakid Skyfucker (sheepishly): No master. Qui-Dong: And anyway, she's your daughter. Oh, no, wait, that was the other movie, that other chick who looks just like her, though she's played by Carrie Fischer, instead of Natalie Portman. Queen Amidala: Leia's one hot babe too, as well. I copied my hairdos from her, you know? I still think she didn't have enough nudity in her movies, however. She should have been banging that Wookie all the time! Qui-Dong: Anyway, Anakid, fucking or not fucking Amidala here is a deep moral dilemma for you. For you must know: She is your future wife. Anakid Skywalker: How sick! Qui-Dong: Beware of the seduction of the Dark Side of the Fuck! It lures you with easy promises, offers to get you off easy. But sometimes, you just have to do what you have to do! Queen Amidala: Could we just finish that part? I'm getting irritated, since no one has boned me for over a scene now. You've wanted to say you are going to protect me from...? Qui-Dong: The Evil Porn Trade Federation. Queen Amidala: Oh! You are sure? They made me some very good offers to star in a couple bukkake movies. But I had to decline. Getting all the cum out of my impressive hairdo's takes a lot of time offstage, and I can't stand that! They've been after me since then. Qui-Dong: Exactly. And they are Democrats too. That's why we have been sent by the G.O.P. (the Grand Ole Phuckers, also known as the Jedi Council) to take you away from this planet. We will be going to some places from the original movies, fuck around some, and eventually get back here. Queen Amidala: That sounds fine. I could use some sex right now. Qui-Dong: And it gives Anakid here more chances to get all hot over you while secretly wanking off to your publicity centerfold photos. Queen Amidala: Make sure he gets the one where I'm all bent over the throne! The Jedi leave the throne room. We see Amidala being approached by an otherwise unimportant bodyguard officer who is obviously hung like a horse. The camera fades as we hear Amidala shouting things like "Yeah, you bastard! Give it to me! Deeper!" and "Oh! The possibilities for cross-merchandising!" Chapter 2 The camera opens onto a shot of Coruscants skyline. It's a mighty piece of CGI, which the author of these lines would like to have hanging on his wall. and it just gets better in Episode II. But this here is a porn story, so the camera moves on to the Senate of the Republic, this one huge bowl-shaped building with all the floating small bowls. Queen Amidala stands in one of the small bowls, giving a lecture to the senate. She wears a cool bodice, which pushes, up her already pert little breasts. One of her handmaidens can be seen to rub her pussy through a slit in her robes if you look closely. She is splendid, a tight, recently fucked aristocratic young girl who is obviously teetering on the brink of another orgasm, but is valiantly striving to do her duty despite the big hairdo and the weird makeup. Queen Amidala: Dear Senators... George Fucas: Hey, you're 'Senator Amidala' now! Senator Amidala: Oh, sorry. I'm just too turned on by all this. Do you realize that billions of people all over the Republic are watching this video right now? George Fucas: Right. And some millions of people on Earth. Senator Amidala: Oh, the cross-merchandising possibilities! George Fucas: Exact. Amidala Parfums, Amidala Gowns, Amidala Commemorative Plates... Senator Amidala: Huh? I thought we'd do something naughty? George Fucas: Well, we haven't reached the part yet were I'm going to let them build an army of your clones. Senator Amidala: Oh! Well, better not say anything about that then. Foreshadowing was always your strength, George! Audience: Could we just get on? We want to hear her speech! George Fucas: Pshaw. You want to see Natalie's boobs! And so do I. That's why I cast her for the role. That and because she looks a little like Carrie Fisher. Show us your boobs, Natalie, eh - Amidala! Senator Amidala: Later. Dear Senators! I come here before you to plead my case now. The Evil Porn Trade Federation is really making a nuisance out of themselves, even though they have strange speech patterns almost as bad as those of my own native Gungans...They want an exclusive right to my new line of Naboo porn videos: 'Naboo Nethers', '1000 and 1 Handmaidens' and 'Amateur Queens'. And because I do not want to give it to them, they have declared a Sex Embargo on me and my people. The Senate: Ooooooh! The Shame. But we can't do anything. We are too occupied wanking off! Senator Amidala: This is an outrage. My lips quiver in indignation. *I* can wank off and still do my duty. I'm really pissed off with you. And to show this, I'm going to piss right here into my floating bowl. Is the camera positioned right? Okay. Here I go. Amidala brushes aside her robes and we see her trimmed bush and pussy. She squats lightly and releases a yellow stream of warm piss into the floating bowl. She moans delightedly, but also tragically. The Senate: The OUTRAGE! Can we get a closer camera angle? George Fucas: I know this is going to disappoint many of you. You're going to say: "Well, it was a really nice movie up to then. Random sex, lewd comments, strange plot devices. And then she has to go and piss all over it. Is this the fetish channel?" And I'm going to say to you: "Fuck off!" This is my movie, my vision, and it is really popular with the younger watchers, so I'm not going to cut it from the movie. I don't do test screenings anyway. Qui-Dong: Now we are going to another planet. Tatooine this time. It's a bit out of sequence, especially as we are going to add other scenes from Tatooine from other Episodes, but bear with us. Maybe Anakid is going to shag the Queen about soon. Anakid Skyfucker (peeved): No. I am not going to fuck her until the second episode - maybe only in the third one. Qui-Dong: God, you're difficult. You're going to be my death some day. Anakid Skyfucker: No, that would make you Obi-Wan Kemosabe. Qui-Dong: Right you are. So I'm gonna be him from now on. I'm just a carbon copy of him anyway. And I get to die later this way. Anakid Skyfucker: Yes, and its going to be me who does you in. You are going to be relegated to a hologrammic existence for several episodes. That will serve you right for disturbing me with that barmaid on Somewhere IV. The Fuck was with me that night, and you blew it! Obi-Wan Kemosabe: You have much to learn, young paddawan. And you are so impatient. Audience: Yeah, we too! We want to see him fucking Natalie Portman! Chapter 3 A shot over the desert planet Tatooine. Amidala stands next to a very costly spaceship, which unlike most other intergalactic spaceships in these movies actually looks as if it has enough space inside for a bathroom and is somewhat larger than a motorcycle sidecar. Refugee Amidala: Why did we have to flee again? Qui-Dong: Because the Evil Jango Futt is trying to fuck you up your ass. Refugee Amidala: Weren't you supposed to be Obi-Wan Kemosabe? Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Sorry. Refugee Amidala: And why does the skirt of my robe keep blowing up? Obi-Wan Kemosabe: I guess because they want to give the audience another peek at your bush. Maybe you should shave it. That would look nice. Like a little girl's. Refugee Amidala: Not that early in the movie, you old leech. Anyway I *am* supposed to be a little girl. Well, young woman anyway. Inexperienced and everything. So what do we do now? I've already met Anakid in this story, and I don't like pod races. George Fucas: But the cross-merchandising possibilities! Refugee Amidala: Fuck off. There's no sex in pod racing. George Fucas: Maybe we could arrange for two-seater... Refugee Amidala (pissed): Fuck you, I said. I think it would be much better if I got captured by Tusken Raiders right about now (Several Tusken Raiders whizz by on some strange kind of adrenaline-pumped riding animal. They grab Amidala by the hair and drag her out of the frame in a mere second). Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Ouch. That gotta hurt! George Fucas: And it wasn't even in my plot! Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Tough luck. Anakid! Anakid Skyfucker (saunters up, looking brooding): Yeah, what now? Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Why do you look so brooding? Oh, I understand. You are worried about Amidala. Anakid Skyfucker: Actually, I look that way because I'm starting to slide over to the Dark Side of the Fuck right about now. I'm being paid to look this wooden while doing it. Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Well, you *should* worry about Queen Amidala. She's getting raped by smelly Tusken Raiders about now. Anakid Skywalker: So? Do we get to see it? Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Of course not. This is a popcorn family movie. Anakid Skywalker (looking bored): Then why bother? Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Well, I knew you would shirk your duties, you lazy impatient coward. You are just afraid to find out that the Tusken Raiders have bigger lightsabers than you do. Amidala will love sucking 'em. Anakid Skywalker (getting really, really furious, whipping his lightsaber from his trousers): So? Bigger ones they think they have? Show them the Dark Side of the Fuck, I will! (storms off after the raiders) Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Has he been fucking around with Yoda again? Chapter 4 We see a Tusken camp in the light of several moons. From afar, the lusty sounds of fucking can be heard, cries of "Yeah, you bastard! Give it to me!", "Deeper!" and "Oh! The possibilities of interracial sex!" As Anakin comes closer, his lightsaber proud and ready, he hears the squishing, squeaking sounds getting weaker, until they stop. He enters a tent by poking it with his erect lightsaber. Inside, we see Amidala, bent over and tied to some kind of wooden frame. She is fully naked. Her nice hairdo has been rudely used to tie her head back into a somewhat strained position, but there is a blissfully exhausted look on her face. Mesmerized, Anakid stares at her ass and pussy, both gaping wide open, leaking Tusken raider semen. C3PO (appearing from off-screen): This is not acceptable, Mistress Amidala! Raped Amidala (woozy): The hell it isn't. Those Tusken can really fuck! C3PO (electronically shocked): But this is full-frontal nudity! Well, full backside nudity anyway. We can't show that in a family movie. At least stop that cum flowing from your holes. Raped Amidala (wistful): Well, I can't. I'm tied up right now, you know. C3PO (looking shamefaced, as only a robot without real facial expressions can): Oh! I hadn't noticed that. I'm just a protocol droid. I'm not yet programmed with those new S/M-variants, you know. Raped Amidala (bored): Yeah, yeah. Untie me please. I'm getting tired here, and I need my hands to rub my pussy, you know. I also believe it is soon time for me to change my title again. C3PO moves forward, but Anakid, fumingly silent so far (as in 'very silent but about to show that he's not a happy camper') cuts him off. Anakid Skyfucker: Hey, droid, get away from her! I don't care if you're 'fully functional'. I'm gonna fuck her now! Raped Amidala: No you don't. We have got to flee now. Anakid Skyfucker: Ah, shit! Can't someone take me seriously and let me do what I want? I am going to be the biggest Jedi ever, and I want to shove my throbbing lightsaber up your pink snatch! I wanna, wanna, wanna! Raped Amidala: Later maybe. I love you, kind of, but I'm not going to tell you until chapter 7. So untie me, someone. We have got to leave. The Stargate will be closing soon. Anakid Skyfucker: Oh well, I have given up on disagreeing with you. Uh? The... the 'Stargate'? I didn't know that Goerge Fucas had the rights to that one! Freed Amidala (massaging her wrists and pussy): He doesn't. That's why it's going to be closed soon. We have to go to Geonosis so we can get into a real big fuckup in the droid factory. I'm going to have sex with tentacled horror. Anakid Skyfucker: Oh well. But I'm still angry. You go ahead. Use the Fuck to keep the Stargate open or something. I will show those Tusken Raiders what a lighstaber is like. Including the men and children. C3PO: Better censor that last bit. Anakid Skyfucker: I'm evil. Deal with it. Chapter 5 We see Amidala and Anakid tumbling through a closing Stargate portal into a crowded factory, which at the same time looks a bit like the interior of a Death Star, depending on which set the characters are in right then. Anakid Skyfucker: Whew. That was as close and tight as the asshole of a Mos Eisly whore! Freed Amidala: So? You better watch your words around me. I'm Lady Amidala again now. Look at me, I'm wearing a white cape, and you can see my nipples through the spandex suit I wear under it. Anakid Skyfucker (touches and twiddles one of her nipples through the fabric): Yeah. And that's pretty nice. I'm getting all turned on again. Lets fuck. Lady Amidala (moaning as he touches her, then backing off): Anakid! You know this isn't right. At least not yet. We still have to go through a harrowing separation. Anakid Skyfucker: We aren't even married yet! Lady Amidala: Sigh. I mean I have to go with Han here, to keep my appointment with that thing in the garbage chute. You know, from the other episode. Only that this time its going to do *me* and its going to be X-rated. Anakid Skyfucker: So I'm going to miss the best part again! I think you are trying to cheat me. And what is Han Sucko doing here anyway? He is not supposed to be in this episode! Lady Amidala: He needed the money. He has to pay off Jabba the Butt so he agreed to come again. Han Sucko: I'm good at coming. Lady Amidala (putting Han Sucko's arm around her so that he squeezes her tit): Yeah, and he had such a hard time getting the girl in the first trilogy that I'm going to show him how its done on Naboo. So be a good boy, Anakid and go that way, we will go this way. Anakid Skyfucker: Fuck. Chapter 6 Amidala and Sucko slink down a corridor, trying to hide from highly sophisticated surveillance gear by walking on tiptoes. Stopping at a corner, Amidala kneels down to look around the bend. Sucko goes down behind her and slips his hand inside her trousers, rubbing her clit from down behind. Padme: Oooh, that's good. Han Sucko: Ain't you Lady Amidala anymore? You change clothes awfully fast, Lady. Padme: You bet. I'm just Padme to those I let fuck me. Han Sucko (pulling her trousers down over her ass): Hehee! Well, bet that looser Skyfucker doesn't call you Padme. Padme (dropping down on her hands, rising her bare ass up to Han's questing lightsaber): No, but he's kind of cute. I guess I will allow him to knock me up soon. Han Sucko (showing his member deep into Padme's ass, making her squeal): So? I'll never understand women. Padme: Ouch. That hurt. You could have at least fingered me there before you shoved that Wookie-sized thing inside me. Yeah, deeper! Well, you see, I think two more children will make for some nice incest options. I'm all for fucking the shit out of Carrie Fisher, especially if she is my daughter. Han Sucko: I can't agree more. Fucking both generations is just in my alley. I'm known to be a fearsome guy with the lightsaber, a knight without reproach, so to speak. (hesitates a moment) Uh oh, here come the security droids. That's it for me. You are not paying me enough for that (he exists off screen, leaving Padme just at the brink of an orgasm, and very much fuming at the interruption). Strange White skinned Animal: Hey, you droids! Can you help me get off? I really need it right now! Security Droid: This is very irregular. Strange White skinned Animal: Yeah, whatever. You got a nice manipulator-arm there. Mind fisting me? I could arrange some really good datalink porn for you in return! Security Droid: I think I will just drop this down the garbage chute (lifts Amidala up, gripping her left foot. She dangles in the air, semi-nude, her arms waving and her other leg splayed to the side. Even in this desperate situation, she always manages to keep at least one hand frantically rubbing her clit, showing that she's a real Naboo woman). Amidala (falling down a garbage chute): Damn. At least I'm going to get some *real* stuffing right about now. She falls into a big garbage pile composed mostly of clothing, used bedsheets and used condoms. She intently awaits the arrival of the 'tentacled horror who rapes little queens' (as her mum told her). It doesn't come. She waits a little longer, getting intensely frustrated. Finally she occupies her time by sucking the cum from the various used condoms and trying to identify the species. Amidala (smacking her lips): Hmmmh! That one was definitely Wookie. Strong and spicy. But (*sigh*), I really would like to get fucked by something big now. Anybody here to help me? C3PO (calling over the comlink): Mistress Amidala? Is that you? Amidala: C3PO! Bless your steel hard lightsaber! Can you help me? C3PO: Yes, of course. Just wait, I'm going to come down and give you the boning - eh, the intercourse - of your life! Amidala: Don't be silly. I need something *real*. Open the doors that connect the garbage chute to the 'tentacled horror' playroom. Come'on, I really need it. I have not hinted at my nymphomaniac nature all the movie for nothing! C3PO 'plugs' himself into the computers (who needs astrogator droids if you have an electric lightsaber) and, quite peeved, opens the necessary connections. While he fumes, sound drifts in over the intercom: "Yeah, you bastard! Give it to me!", "Deeper!" and "Oh! The possibilities of being fucked airtight in all ho.... mmmmmphhhh!" C3PO: Oh well, if the bitch wants to be mean to me, lets see how she likes a little pressure (he switches on the garbage pile press and walks away). Chapter 7 We see Anakid Skyfucker wandering along the empty corridors. His lightsaber is out, but obviously not at the ready. His brooding face is rather self-indulgent, kind of like a little boy who wants to go podracing but is forced to stay home, or like a young Jedi who is not allowed to fuck his queen's cunt. Finally he remembers that he's inside an enemy stronghold, and whacks a Stormtrooper over the head/helmet as he comes around the corner. For once not thinking impulsively with his lightsaber, the young Anakid begins undressing the Stormtrooper to take his armor. He finds out that its in fact a pretty blonde women with nice curves. Anakid Skyfucker: Well, if that isn't a sign. Fuck Amidala - for now. I'm going to have some fun with this Empire soldier (he begins to pull down her Stormtrooper (TM) panties)! Suddenly a holographic vision appears next to him. Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Anakid! What did I tell you about not fucking around with the enemy? Anakid Skyfucker: Hey, why do you always spoil my fun! It's enough for a man to lose his lightsaber energy. And you're not dead yet anyway, so what are you doing here? Obi-Wan Kemosabe: You are not ready for the Dark Side of the Fuck just yet. Anyway, you'd be fucking one of your future employees if you do her, so cut it out! Anakid Skyfucker: Okay, okay, that wouldn't be ethical, I agree. But what do I have to do to get laid around here? Become some kind of dark-armored creep with a strange wheezing voice or what? Obi-Wan Kemosabe: That would be a good idea. Bet you could impress your daughter Leia with it. She really liked you, back in the old - eh, the new, the later... those episodes. She just wouldn't let you on how hot and wet she was for a big guy named 'Darth'. Anakid Skyfucker: Yeah, but its kinda hard waiting. Obi-Wan Kemosabe: Then put on that armor and follow my directions to the cell block. Anakid puts on the Stormtrooper uniform made of high-impact plastic, which never stopped a laser beam in any episode, but looks really cool. He then makes his way to the cell block, exchanging dirty handsigns with the guards who assume he is just 'going to have some fun'. He enters the cell where Prisoner Amidala is held. She is lying on a bench, her long white robes unstained and virginal (Yeah, right, are we talking about the same person?). Prisoner Amidala: Huh? Who are you? That young and already with the Stormtroopers? Anakid Skyfucker: Huh? Oh, the helmet. It's me, Anakid. And stop calling me little, small, young or anything like that. I have the biggest lightsaber this side of the Dark Side of the Fuck! Prisoner Amidala: Ah, yes, I should have read the new script. I was expecting Lukie Skyfucker, our son. I guess this is a good moment for me to tell you that I love you. Anakid Skyfucker: You do? I never asked for that. I just wanted to fuck you. Prisoner Amidala: Well, you can't get the one without the other. I'm a very traditional girl when I'm not on a nymphomaniac binge. I'm now going to give you a proof of our everlasting relationship. Anakid Skyfucker: You are going to kiss me? Prisoner Amidala: Of course not, Anakid. You have such quaint, provincial attitude! Must come from you being born on Tatooine. No. I'm going to give you a good blowjob (she pulls opens his Stormtrooper genital cup). Anakid Skyfucker: Well, I'm not going to complain. But I wonder if you will do it as well as mom. Audience: God, Incest everywhere. We are disgusted. What next? Prisoner Amidala (running her red lips sensuously over Anakids growing lightsaber, then sucking it deeply into her mouth, moving her slurping lips back and forth over it, etc...): Mmmmmhhh, Slurrrrrppppp. Delichous.... Anakid Skyfucker: Anyway, how did you escape the garbage press? Prisoner Amidala: Oh, shad wash eashy (*Slurp*). When in dansher, my boobiesh can grow to twishe (*Yummm*) their sishe. It's a Naboo thing. Looksh a bit ridiculous, like having two shmall melonsh (*Slurp*) on your chest, but it kept the wallsh apart long enough for C3PO to get over hish huff. Now be a good (*Slurp*) boy and enjoy thish. Anakid Skyfucker: Ohh, that's good! Well, now I know why you keep your hair styled in buns over your ears like that (he grabs her by the hair). Really helps with pushing you back and forth on my tool (starts fucking her face in earnest). Prisoner Amidala: Mmmmmmhh, canmmmt breathhheeee... (gets brutally chokefucked) If you keep thish (*Urgs*) up I'm gonna be dead (*Choke*) by Episode IV! Anakid Skyfucker: No need to breathe! I am sensing a strong disturbance in the Fuck! I'm about to blast off! He cums violently, spurting big amounts of warm semen into Amidala's belly. As he finally withdraws slowly, still leaking large amounts of cum, Amidala chokes and sputters a bit at first, but then starts smearing the sticky white stuff all over her face and breasts, which are gratuitously visible through her sweat-stained silk blouse. Anakid Skyfucker: Why do you do that, Padme? May I call you Padme? Padme Amidala: Sure, Anakid. And its good for the skin, that's why I spread your cum all over my face. Plus it makes the scene longer, thus giving George Fucas more time to come up with ideas for what to do in Episode III. Anakid Skyfucker: Well, I know what I am going to do now. I'm going to knock you up with twins now! The camera fades. We hear Anakids grunts and Amidala's moans: "Yeah, you bastard! Give it to me!", "Deeper!" and "Oh! The possibilities of being impregnated by the Dark Side of the Fuck!" The End (For Now) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life in anyway shape or form. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - TV, Sitcom & Movie Archive