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I know very little about her but I try to use what I do know in this story. She does swears A LOT on her DVD. (MF, anal, exh, intr, rom, celeb-parody) *** I live in a luxury high rise in one of the biggest, most famous cities in the states [but I won't say which one Wink]. Many celebrities live here but with my schedule I haven't seen any yet. You see, the only reason I can afford my pad is I was working the overnight on my job which said LOTS more. But I've been with the company a long time and worked hard, so they let me switch to days at the higher pay. I'm still getting used to the hours but the perks are amazing. I was coming in from work late one afternoon. Until now I hadn't really run into any of my neighbors because of my old hours. But I was in the elevator with a gorgeous, light-skinned african-american lady. She looked familiar but... She had these thick, sexy lips that looked familiar, long, curly jet black hair that didn't, a big butt in white tights, and big, big tits, maybe DDDs, but in a vaguely familiar way shouldn't be that big... When I reached my floor, t was hers, too, so I let her step out first. She gave me a gorgeous smile in thanks. I watched her big ass sway in her tight tight tights as she walked a few yards ahead of me. She dropped her keys. "MOTHERFUCKER!!!" she screamed. "FUCKIN' SHIT!" As she bent over, her ass looked ready to tear out of her tights. My cock began to swell in my loose-fitting dress pants. She straightened up and continued to a door a few past mine but across the hall. I turned and was about to put my key in the lock when she swore once more. "FUCK! BASTARD!" Suddenly I remembered who she was. I turned to her and without thinking said, "You're Karrine Steffans!" She was picking up her keys [again], straightened up and turned to me with a giggle. "What gave me away?" I laughed. "Your lips, your butt, and your favorite words." She was obviously amused, but also a bit confused. "My favorite words?" I grinned. "You swore a lot in your video. You know..." Karrine blushed. "I'm surprised anyone remembered it. It's been like 5 years..." "I bought it last month. You're name on it looked familiar, and I just love black women, so I had to have it." Karrine blushes darker. "Thanks." "You're welcome," I replied, then added, "I felt bad for Mr. Marcus. You had a way of making a pro feel like any amateur." Karrine laughed. "They didn't call me 'SUPERHEAD' for nothin'!" "I almost didn't recognize you. Your hair looks different and you're, ummm, chest area looks... bigger..." Karrine smiled, fluffing her hair. "Someone noticed! Yeah, I changed my hair a long while back." "This way looks hotter on you," I said, blushing. "Thank you!" She gushed. "As far as the other thing... things... I was pregnant over a year ago. My breasts like tripled in size! But something went wrong and I lost the baby..." "I am SO sorry! And I'm sorry I made you have to think about it." "It's all right," Karrine replied. "Maybe it was for the best..." "Huh?" I blinked. "What do you mean? Didn't your husband want a child?" "That ASSHOLE!!! He's the reason I'm glad I didn't have the baby! I hadn't planned on getting pregnant, but when I did I thought it would change things, but they didn't change. I finally gave up and moved far away, I came here to be closer to my career." "I hope things are working out then. You're my first celebrity," I grinned. "I'm hardly a celebrity!" Karrine blushed. "C'mon, you're the one and only 'SUPERHEAD'!" I replied. "With a superpussy!" I added. [I usually don't talk like that but I was trying to cheer Karrine up and it just slipped out.] Karrine did smile. I was feeling bold now, having gotten comfortable with her. "And I bet you have a superass, too..." I said, eyeing it playfully. "If you know what I mean..." Karrine let out a playful squeal and her mouth hung open as if shocked. "Nobody taps this ass!" She lightly slapped my arm. "And I mean NOBODY." She winked. Now I don't have that much sexual experience, but I was really emboldened now. "Oh, I see... Your ass isn't super. That's why you're afraid to use it." "White boy," she said playfully, "I guarantee my ass is the best. Primo junk in my trunk." I acted unimpressed. "I guess, if you say so." Karrine let out her faux shocked squeal again. Looking me up and down, she finally said, "White boys are known to pack it small, and you are pretty hot... I usually don't do this, but I've taken a liking to you. So what's your name?" I told her I felt the same way and gave her my name. "All right, Jim, how's about tomorrow night, say 8?" "How about say 7?" Karrine seemed impressed by my boldness. "Sure, why not?" She kissed me on the cheek, one huge tit pressed into my chest. "See you then. And thanks for being so sweet," Karrine smiled. She went in I turned and left. **** The next afternoon I got home later because I stopped to pick up a few things. When Karrine arrived, I had a candlelight dinner set up in the middle of my living room for us. She was obviously pleasantly surprised. "Oh, Jim, you didn't have to go through all this trouble just for me!" She gushed. "I'm glad I put on something nice instead of my 'fuck-me' shorts." Karrine looked beyond nice and I told her so. She wore a sparkly, low-cut black button-down stretchy blouse that showed off her tits with a loose-fitting dark green skirt and black high heels. Like yesterday my cock began to swell inside my dress pants. She kissed me on the cheek, pressing both tits into me this time. "Thank you! You always seem to know what to say, Jim." "You're so welcome! And I was glad to do all of this. I love to cook and never get to do it for anyone," I said. "Besides, I'm hoping if I'm romantic enough this won't be a onetime event and you won't go back to your husband," I winked. "Trust me," Karrine began, "I am NEVER going back to that COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER!!!" With a smile she added, "And there's no chance of me dating a white boy." I pulled out a chair for Karrine to sit in. As I eased it forward I whispered in her ear, "Who said anything about dating?" I went off into the kitchen before Karrine could reply. "I bought a bottle of wine. I don't drink but would you like a glass?" I called out. "I'll drink what you're drinking." I poured us both sodas which I placed on the cart I'd borrowed from my mother for the evening. I added 2 plates of casserole and 2 small plates of salad with my favorite dressing. I wheeled the cart into the living room and Karrine oohed over it all as I set a plate of salad and of the casserole in front of her. I placed the glass of soda near the center of the table so her arm wouldn't accidently knock it over. Karrine waited for me to do the same with my plates and glass then sat down before she began to eat. Karrine kept telling me how she wasn't used to a home cooked meal, and how delicious this was. She said her mother was never home when she was growing up so she had to eat what she could find. She went on and on about my cooking and how if her husband cooked she might never have left him but she doubted it because they had other problems she didn't want to burden me with. She did all the talking as I ate and quietly took it all in. When she realized how much talking she was doing she marveled at what a good listener I was and wished her husband had been. It didn't bother me having Karrine bring up her husband, especially since she was with me and I was going to sample her butt and not him. Wink I told she could relax on the sofa while I cleared the table. She gushed at how comfortable and big it was. I wheeled the cart back in the kitchen and quickly put everything in the dishwasher so I could go rejoin Karrine. When I reentered the living room I couldn't help notice how hot Karrine looked on the sofa. I sat beside her, grabbed my stereo remote and turned on the CD I'd set up. "A romantic meal AND romantic music..." She cooed. "Someone might think you were trying to get into my panties..." She winked. I put one arm around Karrine and reached up with the other and cupped a tit. "Maybe they'd be right," I replied. Karrine put her hand on my thigh. "Nah," She grinned. "I'm not WEARING any panties!" Without replying I leaned over and kissed Karrine while I kneaded her DDD tit. She kissed back hard squeezing my thigh. I felt her nipple poke out into my palm and it made my cock harder. Karrine broke the kiss, breathing heavy. "Fuck, boo, you're making me so fucking horny! I haven't had cock in like forever!" Karrine pulled away from me and stood up. She kicked off her high heels as she quickly unbuttoned her blouse. As she shed it her purple massive bra came into view. I thought my cock would burst through my pants! Karrine turned away from me, reached back and began to unclasp her bra. It took a while because she had 5 or 6 clasps on that giant bra. Finally it did pop open and Karrine slowly slid it off her massive tits. Fuck, I thought. They looked better than they had in the video! Her darker areolae were very huge and her nipples very long and rubbery and super thick. She reached back again to unbutton and unzip her skirt. It slid down her perfect legs and puddled around her feet. Her butt looked even better right in my face! All thick, firm and wide, with a deep, deep crack. I couldn't stop myself. I dropped to my knees, spread her butt cheeks and buried my face in Karrine's lightly-haired butt crack. She tasted sweet, tangy. I could tell she'd bathed affons coming over. Karrine moaned. "FUCK, baby... No one has EVER ate my ass crack!" She grunted. Then when I pressed my tongue against her butt hole, "SHIT, definitely not back in there before! MOTHERFUCK!" I spread her cheeks more and her back door opened slightly and I pressed my tongue into her. "Fuck..." Karrine mumbled. "Looks like I'll be 'dating' you..." I felt Karrine's body begin to stiffen, and she screamed out as a massive orgasm hit her hard. [Good thing they built these walls thick] As she calmed down, her breathing still heavy, I teased, "Sensitive back here, aren't we?" I went back to work without waiting for her reply. Her legs seemed to turn to jello and she put her hands back on my shoulders for support. "I guess..." Karrine giggled weakly. I had my tongue halfway up her butt hole as her second orgasm flooded her body. Karrine gripped my shoulders tightly as she grunted and groaned, trying to stifle the scream this time. I didn't let up on her until my tongue was buried in her butt and she let loose another scream as Karrine third orgasm hit. As her body calmed down, she sobbed softly as she dropped to her knees on my thickly carpeted floor. I leaned back and started unbuttoning my shirt. I had my shirt off before Karrine sat up and turned around. She was still catching her breath and blushing darkly. Without a word, she undid my belt, unbuttoned and unzipped my pants and took them off of me after I kicked off my shoes. My hard on was visible through my black briefs but Karrine didn't seem to pay full attention until she had my briefs down to my knees. She froze, staring at my erect cock. "Too small?" I teased. "No," Karrine said as if in a daze. "I-I... thought white guys had smaller cocks... But yours, yours is at least nine inches long!" She drooled. "And pretty thick..." "But not too much for SUPERHEAD, right?" I chuckled. Karrine looked up at me and smiled mischievously. She lowered her mouth and proceeded to suck me off like she did Mr. Marcus on the video. I won't go into detail, you can see the video if you need to know. Wink I will tell you this, she didn't make me cum as quick because I stroked off 3 times before Karrine arrived. She looked puzzled, but never asked and never stopped sucking until I blasted bolt after bolt of cum into her mouth which she quickly swallowed. I pulled her up and kissed her, reaching back behind her and fingered her butt hole a bit. Sliding out from under Karrine I went back behind her and kicked her back door a little more. I told her to spread her butt cheeks and after I rubbed the head of my cock against her butt hole then pressed it in. Karrine gasped as the head popped in. She began to whimper as I pushed more of my cock. "Fuck..." She groaned. "Motherf-fuck son of a beotch!" She screamed louder than before as she had her first orgasm with my cock up her butt. I moved back and then forward, sliding more in as she kept crying out in pleasure and spreadin her butt cheeks. Karrine came twice more before my coal was fully within her. She was whimpering louder and gasping for breath. "Ohfuck ohfuck ohfuck..." I started slowly fucking Karrine's ass as she came a fourth time. "MOTHERFUCKER!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKKKKK!!!!!!" I fucked harder and she screamed louder. I lost count of how many times Karrine came but I know it was at least 20 minutes before I shot my load deep up her hot ass, giving her one more screaming orgasm. My cock was still buried in her butt as we tried to catch our breaths, our bodies covered in sweat. She finally looked back at me. "I gotta tell you..." "What?" "I really need a shower..." "Is that all you have to say?" Karrine tried to laugh but still hadn't caught her breath. "Well, come take one with me and I'll tell you more after you fuck me again with that superdick..." 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