("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2012. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Not Living With Fran Anymore by Mad Bohemian (address withheld) *** A parody of the television show Living With Fran in which Josh finally snaps and wreaks havoc upon his family. (MFff, ped, nc, rp, bi, inc, 1st, oral, bd, humor, v, sn, parody) *** I finally couldn't take it anymore and I snapped. That's the only way to explain it. I went crazy. You would too if you had to live with the fucked up people I had to live with. My bratty sister Allison, my disapproving father with that stupid English accent, who never missed an opportunity to make me feel like a failure, my mom's lunkhead boyfriend who was only a few years older than me, and of course, worst of all, my mom. Oh God, my mom. Out of all the people in the world who drove me out of my mind, she was the absolute worst. That incredibly annoying voice of hers alone made me want to set fire to a school bus full of children. The way she acted, like she was the queen of the world, and smooching it up with a guy half her freaking age, made me want to stomp kittens. And the way she dressed, Jesus Christ on a crutch, with her tight pants and her low necklines and the Victoria's Secret underwear in the dryer, made me want to grab a gun and cap myself. Fran. What the fuck kind of name is Fran, for crying out loud? It's no wonder I cracked. I'm surprised I didn't explode like a bomb, sending my bones and blood and visceral matter spraying everywhere. Or run through the city streets with a machete, hacking every living being I saw into pieces. Drink rat poison with a battery acid chaser. I did do some damage, though. I set things right. I let everyone know just how upset I was. And how insane. And I'd do it again. *** Like most deadly rampages, mine had a catalyst, an event that set everything else into unstoppable motion. My precipitating stressor was a common one: I lost my job. I probably deserved to, since I'd been screwing up all evening. Losing credit card receipts, giving customers too much change (or not enough), putting the videos in the wrong sections. My biggest fuckup was putting an X-rated video in the discount bin for a ten year old girl to find. Her mom was outraged when she discovered her little girl and the little girl's friend giggling at the naked people doing naughty icky stuff. My boss had looked at me like I was Chester the Molester. I usually worked until midnight, but because of my abrupt (and rude, I thought) dismissal I went home two hours early. And, as you probably know, stressors tend to beget stressors. My sister Allison had been spending the night at her friend Becca's house, so it was just Mom and Riley at home, and since they weren't expecting me for another two hours, they thought they had plenty of time to do their own naughty icky stuff. Which is what I walked in on at a quarter after ten. You can imagine the horror, but I'm going to describe it for you anyway (you might as well be as traumatized as me): they didn't even have the decency to commit their hideous acts in the bedroom, but were right there on the living room floor, between the TV and the coffee table. Riley was completely naked and standing there with his hands on his hips, looking down at Mom, who was on her knees in front of him. She wasn't naked; she was worse than naked. She was wearing a leather thong, for the love of God, had a spiked dog collar around her neck, and her hands were bound behind her with fur-lined handcuffs. She was sliding her mouth forward and back on Riley's (I have to admit it) impressively-sized cock, and as my rotten luck would have it I came in right at that magic moment. "Yeah, baby," Riley said, "take all of my meat. Suck on it, you dirty slut." And Mom, the dirty slut, gobbled that thing up like it was chocolate covered alimony. Quite possibly the most horrific thing I'd ever seen. Up to that point, anyway. In the next few moments, however, Mom managed to top it with something even more revolting. "Oh fuck, here it comes, baby," Riley nearly shouted, and suddenly he shot his load. It spurted out of his cock and all over my Mom's face and tits. Mom moaned in pleasure like the nasty tramp she was, and bobbed and weaved, trying to get some of the slop into her mouth. I would have screamed myself to death if I hadn't been in complete shock. Riley grabbed Mom by the hair and shoved his tool back into her mouth and I just couldn't stand to subject myself to any more of this shit. It had to be stopped. No, they had to stopped. They had to be eradicated from the face of the earth. I walked like an automaton to the stairs, then up the stairs to my room. I went straight to my dresser, opened the bottom drawer, moved a few sweaters that I never wore, some old porn magazines I didn't look at anymore since I got a computer and an internet connection, and took out the .38 caliber pistol I had hidden there. Convenient, I know, but that was what happened. I checked the gun to make sure it was loaded, then walked automatonly (note to self: check to see if automatonly is a word) back down the stairs to the living room. I found Mom still on her knees, but now she was bent over the arm of the sofa, and Riley was beating her savagely with a belt. I might have let him continue with what he was doing if I didn't feel the overwhelming need to punish the shitty skank myself. I aimed carelessly and fired, and by chance the round expended from my gun hit Riley right in the temple. He made no sound as he suddenly fell to the floor, as lifeless as the Fox network's new Fall schedule. "What?" Mom said. "What happened? Riley?" Her voice was like the screech of a cat getting its guts clawed out by a pit bull. I turned a little and aimed the gun right at her head. She turned too, saw me, and her mouth fell open in surprise. Then she lost her balance and fell onto the floor, her legs flying open and revealing to me the ghastly place I'd come from. I fired another round, not at her but at the fact that I'd been born. Then another round. And another. And another. I emptied the gun, in fact, putting five bigass holes in the wall above the TV set. Of course, by this time Mom was screaming her head off (which didn't sound too much different from her normal conversation) and trying to get up from the floor. She was almost hopelessly hindered by the fur- lined handcuffs, and kept falling back down. She even hit her head on the coffee table, although it wasn't a hard enough impact to even knock her out, let alone kill her. That job was still left up to me. Since I was out of bullets I had to find another weapon. Not too difficult, since we kept a baseball bat near the front door in case of home invasions. Not just convenient but ironic as well. I went over and picked it up, swung it a few times for practice. Mom was still shrieking like a banshee and flopping around on the floor. I very calmly went over to her, brought the bat back over my shoulder like Hank Aaron, then, just as she'd managed to get up on her knees, I swung for the fences. The sound the bat made wasn't the same kind of crack that you hear when you hit a baseball, but there was still a definite cracking sound as I struck the back of my mom's head. She went straight down onto the floor, face first. Tits first too, since her hands were still cuffed behind her back. The blow I struck was probably enough to kill her, at least from a medical standpoint. From my own, though, it was just barely a beginning. I hit her again, quite obviously cracking her skull open this time, then continued hitting her with the bat, over and over again, up and down her entire nauseating body. I didn't think about it, I just kept hitting her and hitting her, raising the bat above my head and bringing it down again like a woodchopper chopping an unbelievably disgusting log. I didn't break every bone in her body, but the damage I did was pretty close to ninety percent complete destruction. It was unbelievable that none of the neighbors heard all that noise. When I was done (actually, when I got tired), I dropped the bat and stood there for a long moment, just staring at all the carnage. Riley lay on his back, a big fat hole in his head and his brains all over the wall; Mom lay near him, on her stomach, her blood and fragments of her bones littering the floor in a gruesome and yet profoundly pleasing way. I'd gotten some of her blood on my clothes (mostly my shoes and pants legs), but I remedied that by going upstairs and changing. I came back down and dragged the bodies of my former mom and her former boyfriend down to the basement, placing them at opposite corners, then returned to the living room to clean up the mess. That took about three hours. Blood is hard to get out of the carpet. When I was done, I went up to my room, taking the baseball bat with me, lay down on my bed, and waited. *** Okay, I fell asleep. It was late, I'd had a long rough day, and I was exhausted from beating my mother to death. You'd be sleepy too. I woke up the next morning around eight, just in time to hear two chattering girls downstairs. Allison and Becca. I sprang from the bed (or, possibly, dragged myself out of it), grabbed the baseball bat, and went to my bedroom door. I peeked out and, eventually, the girls went past, still chattering, and giggling as well. They stopped in front of Allison's door and Allison said, "I gotta go pee. I'll be back in a minute." "Okay," Becca said, then, to my astonished eyes, they put their arms around each other and Allison gave Becca an unmistakably romantic kiss. The two girls smiled at each other, then Allison went into the bathroom and shut the door. I told myself I should have known. As much as my sister talked about her fascination with boys, she hardly ever went out with a guy, and when she did she spent the next day doing nothing but bitching about him. And when she wasn't on the rare date with a guy, she spent all of her time with her girlfriends bitching about guys in general. The dumb cunt was a dyke. And now, apparently, she had turned Becca into one as well. I figured I could fix that, though. Becca had had a crush on me for some time now, and had even tried to get me interested in her, but I'd shrugged her off. After all, she'd been jailbait. She still was jailbait, since she was only sixteen, but with my mom and her cementbrained boyfriend rotting in the basement, getting slapped with a statutory rape charge was the least of my worries at this point. I opened my door further and was just about to call out her name when Becca disappeared into Allison's bedroom. 'Crap,' I thought, but then I thought, 'No, wait, this is actually better. Leave her in there and eliminate the threat first.' Which meant I had to wait until Allison came out of the bathroom, and who knew how long that would take? I stayed in my doorway and prepared to grow old. About five minutes later, which can be a long time when you're waiting to victimize someone, the toilet flushed and I could hear the water running in the sink as Allison apparently washed her hands. I went out into the hallway and stood by the bathroom door. It finally opened and Allison came out and I swung the bat, connecting perfectly with the back of her head. She fell right down to the floor, face first. I set the bat down, grabbed my sister by her hair, and dragged her into my bedroom. I checked for vital signs; she was still breathing, still had a pulse, which was exactly what I'd intended. I was pretty good at this shit. I left my sister's inert body on the floor and went back out into the hallway. I knocked gently on her bedroom door and a moment later Becca answered. She had a somewhat mystified expression on her face that first instant, no doubt because she couldn't figure out why the hell Allison would be knocking on her own bedroom door, but that look was immediately replaced by one of shock and horror (almost as if she'd just discovered the bodies in the basement), not so much because I was standing there instead of Allison but because she was stark naked. She had a kickass body, too; all smooth and pink and finely shaped, round firm little titties, small patch of blonde pubic hair over her pussy. My eyes quite naturally went wide and my jaw dropped as I took in the sight of Becca's amazing nudeness. At the same moment Becca screamed, her hands going to her mouth, then covering her tits, then covering her pussy, then going back up to cover her tits. It was funny, actually. "Josh!" she cried. "What are you doing?!?" I could have asked her the same thing, answering the door in her birthday suit when the only person she was expecting was my sister. But I didn't have time, or the inclination, for a conversation, and I figured the current situation, what with all the mayhem, didn't warrant one anyway. To hell with that whole seduction scheme. I barged into the room and pushed Becca toward my sister's bed. She screamed again and lost her footing, stumbling and nearly falling. She managed to catch herself, but in that micromoment when she was regaining her balance I struck again, shoving her down onto the bed. Predictably, she screamed again, and it was really starting to irritate me, so I slapped her hard across the face a few times. That pretty much stifled the screaming, but now she started to weep and whimper, which, in a way, was even more irritating than the screaming. I don't know why. I felt a really powerful urge to just keep hitting her, to bash her face in, break her bones, brutally mistreat her tits. Yeah. But I kept myself in check. I had something much more satisfying to do, and if you haven't guessed what it is then you're dumber than my mom is. Was. Once I had Becca reasonably subdued, I fell on top of her, forced her slender sexy legs apart, and reached for the fly on my pants. I got my cock out, got it in the right position, and shoved it right up Becca's pussy. She was tight as hell, and it took me something like four or five jabs to get it all the way in. I felt her cherry break, which by itself would have been enough of a victory to make the last twelve hours or so worth it; there's no better experience in the world than taking a young girl's virginity. Especially, I discovered, by force. Rape is definitely the shit. They should make it legal. Call me a revolutionary. Becca, naturally, was wailing and gnashing her teeth even more now. I had to hit her again, twice, then hit her a third time just for fun. Then I grabbed onto her tits and squeezed them as hard as I could. That made her cry out, "Owww!" and, "Josh, please stop!" Music to my ears. I was having the time of my life and I hadn't even started fucking her yet. Speaking of which: I held onto Becca's tits, continuing to squeeze and pull on them, causing her a great deal of pain, as I began fucking her. Hard. I shoved my cock up into her pussy again and again, really jamming it in there, slapping my balls against her small tight ass. Becca, aside from her weeping and a few pathetic attempts to ward me off, just laid there and took it like a good little victim. Within just a few minutes I got off, shooting what felt to me like about a gallon of come up into her pussy. When I was done I slapped her one more time, just to add insult to injury, then got up. Becca immediately turned over onto her side, still crying her eyes out, and rolled up into a ball. There was blood and come on my cock and I looked around for something to wipe it off with. I saw a clump of clothes on the floor, no doubt hers, and I grabbed the panties and cleaned myself up with them. Then I grabbed Becca by the hair and shoved them into her mouth. She spit them out, so I slugged her really hard, actually knocking her out, then put the panties back in her mouth. I left her there and went back to my room, where my sister still lay unconscious on the floor. I stood over her body for a few minutes, seriously considering the idea of beating her to death the same way I'd beaten mom to death. I didn't know if I really wanted to do that, though. Then I got another brilliant idea. Pure genius. Unfortunately, it meant I would have to do some more waiting. *** In the proverbial meantime I decided to consolidate my position. I went through my room, Allison's room, and my mom's room and collected all the cloth belts from everybody's robes. I used two of them to tie Becca's hands and feet together, then put some duct tape over her mouth (with her nasty underwear still in her mouth). I put her in the closet, which I thought was an appropriate location for her, and blocked the door with a chair so she couldn't get out. Then I returned to my bedroom with the duct tape and the rest of the cloth belts. I tossed them onto my bed, then proceeded to take all of Allison's clothes off. I hate to give anything away, but I have to take a moment here to say that I've never been sexually attracted to Allison. At those rare times when I looked at her dispassionately, I could admit that she was a cute girl, and she had a truly fine body, but even then I never felt attracted to her. I never once considered the idea of having sex with her. After all, that would be incest, and while I might be one hell of a nutcase, I wasn't a pervert. Not that kind of pervert, anyway. And this time wasn't any different. Sure, I got a hardon while I was taking her clothes off, and I had to fight the urge to just go ahead and rape her before she woke up, but still I maintain that what I did to my sister wasn't about sex. It was about power, and getting revenge, and making her feel worse than I felt. My dick was a weapon and I was going to knock the shit out of her with it. Once she was naked I tied Allison's hands behind her back with one of the cloth belts and, as if on cue, she began to wake up, fluttering her eyes and moaning, hopefully in pain. I kicked her in the ribs just to be sure, and she let out a yelp that satisfied me to no end. "Josh," Allison said, "what happened? What's going on?" She wriggled around on the floor like an eel, trying to get her hands free. "What's going on," I said, "is that a maniac came into the house and murdered Mom and Riley, raped Becca, and now I'm going to rape you too." She looked at me like she'd just gotten a mouthful of shit. "What?" Maybe this is where I should have put that paragraph about not being sexually attracted to my sister. Go back up and read it again. "You heard me, you stupid dyke," I said. Another misplaced paragraph: I really don't have anything against lesbians. In fact, I think they're totally hot, even the ugly ones. I just didn't think it was right for my own baby sister to be one. Call me traditional. "You're gonna pay," I went on, "for all the crap you've given me over the years." "Josh!" Allison cried, still doing her hyperactive eel act. "You should have been a cool baby sister who adored her older brother and looked up to him and had a secret crush on him and all that shit. Instead, you had to be a fucking cunt, so now you're gonna find out what happens to fucking cunts." Not my most eloquent speech, I know, but I was pretty crazy at that moment. I kicked her again. "Oh my God!" Allison cried. "Oh my God! Help me! Help me, please!" The neighbors were still as deaf as statues. Either that or they were ignoring us. Assholes. I grabbed two handfuls of Allison's hair and pulled. She screamed, but at the same time she struggled to her knees. As she did so I noticed her tits jiggling, then noticed that my sister actually had some pretty fine looking tits. Kind of small, yeah, but firm and round, like little milk-white apples with brown nipples. I decided she'd have to pay for having such nice tits. "Oh God, Josh," Allison cried, "please don't hurt me, please stop!" I slapped her face, then pushed her so that she was leaning back against my bed. Since her hands were still tied behind her, she had to arch her back, making her tits stick out like sweet little headlights. I slapped them, hard, several times, and Allison let out a combined yelp and howl. Nice. I grabbed her by the hair again, forced her up to her feet, then turned around and shoved her face first down onto the bed. Allison continued to scream and whine and cry and otherwise prove that she was being nothing but a big baby, but the sounds were muted now that her face was pushed down into the mattress. I lay down on top of her, reached under and grabbed one of her tits. I squeezed it really hard, making her scream some more, then with my other hand I took out my cock and, pushing her legs apart with my knees, guided it up to her pussy. I had a bit of a hard time (no pun intended) getting it lined up right, but eventually I got it in the correct position and shoved it home. My cock slid right into her, easy as pie, which meant that she wasn't a virgin. Hell, she wasn't even tight. What was that shit all about? The straight chick is tighter than a gnat's ass, but my lesbian sister's as loose as a fifty year old porn star. Go figure. I suppose I could have asked Allison about it, but neither one of us was really in the mood for interviews. Instead I just started fucking her as hard as I'd fucked Becca. I did a little extra too, holding her head down on the mattress so it would be hard for her to breathe while she was getting violated. Anything I could do to make sure she got the full rape victim experience. While I was fucking my sister I thought about how cool it was to be brutalizing the little shitass, but that wasn't what finally got me off; what got me off was thinking about how, after I was through with her, Allison was going to have to live with the trauma of being raped by her own brother for the rest of her miserable life. The sheer magnitude of her pain and grief, stretched out over the next sixty or seventy years, filled me with such erotic pleasure that I couldn't hold it in anymore, and I came with a force that I'd never experienced before. I shot my come deep into her pussy, the most exquisite orgasm I'd ever had in my life. I'm telling you, if you want to have the absolute best sex you'll ever have, beat up and rape your sister. If you don't have a sister, then I don't know what to tell you. Allison was still crying when I was done with her, and she continued to cry long after I pulled out, despite the several times I hit her and told her to shut her shitty mouth. I tied her feet together, did the thing with the duct tape and the soggy panties, then lifted her up and carried her in a fireman's carry back to her room. I moved the chair in front of the closet, opened the door and tossed her in. She landed with a heavy- sounding thud on top of Becca, who was still out like a light. "Hope you two twats are happy together," I said, then shut the door and replaced the chair. I realized then that I was starving and went back downstairs to the kitchen and made lunch. Just some sandwiches and coffee, nothing really involved. Around the time I finished eating I heard some banging coming from upstairs. Allison, more than likely. I thought about going up and telling her to keep quiet or I'd cut her tits off and shove them down her throat, but decided against it; at the most it would be an empty threat, and besides, at this point I didn't really care what she did. My destructive spree was just about over. I only had one thing left to do. I went down to the basement and stood over my mom's body, and for about ten minutes I told her every single complaint I had against her. I spoke in a calm, even voice, and for once she didn't open up that sewer she called a mouth and attack my ears with her insufferable voice. She didn't interrupt me, contradict me, argue with me, remind me of what a loser I was. She just laid there like... well, like a corpse. After my speech I pissed on her. When I was done I felt a lot better. Hell, I felt like a new man. Which, when you think about it, I was. Only a day before I'd been your typical twenty- five year old underachiever with severe emotional problems, but now I was a rapist and murderer. My life was going to be looking very different from now on. *** Naturally, I got the hell out of there. Not that I expected to get away with what I did, or even get very far; I just knew that it was the normal thing to do. Freedom, however unlikely, is an instinctive imperative. That's right, I'm educated. I got as far as a motel about a hundred miles away before the cops caught up with me. I didn't resist arrest. I went calmly, let them book me and question me, and although I pretty much spilled my guts to the investigators, I insisted on a trial, not so much for myself but for my sister and her cuntlicking friend. I made them get up in front of the whole world and tell the entire story, detail after detail, of what I did to them. That was rich, let me tell you. That and the fact that, near the end of the trial, I found out that I'd gotten both of them pregnant. They had abortions, but still, just knowing that Becca and (especially) Allison were, for a short while, carrying my children in their wombs, seemed like just another reward. I was sentenced to sixty years in prison, which is essentially the rest of my life, but that's okay with me. I was smart enough to kill the first big motherfucker I ran into as soon as I got behind bars, and I nearly killed the second one, so now I'm in my own cell and there's no chance of getting assraped any time soon. But even if I was getting my colon ripped up every day, I'd still be a happy man. Because at least I'm not living with Fran anymore. Life, finally, is good. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life in anyway shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any of the scenarios in this story; should seriously consider seeking professional help. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - TV Sitcom & Movie Archive