("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text ------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2015. Please do not remove the author information nor make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. ------------------------------------------------------- The Most Beautiful Woman on Earth by yoni gabai-hen (yoni13g@gmail.com) *** Jacob was an ardent admirer of Noa Tishby who was the most beautiful woman on earth. But there was a catch: He couldn't even fantasize about fucking her because it would have been blasphemy. (M-solo, mast, toys, humor, celeb-parody) *** For Jacob, Noa Tishby was the most beautiful woman on earth To say that he was an enthusiastic admirer of Noa Tishby would be the understatement of the year, he was obsessed with her. He was, of course, an honored member of her official fan club. He was a member of scores unofficial fan clubs. He spent hours every day, talking with other fans, comparing notes, exchanging her pictures; he spent even more time every day trying to catch every mention of her in any media on earth. He even lost his wife because of this obsession-since that obsession only grew worse with time, until his wife finally had said that she had enough of being a fifth wheel to his sexual fantasies about Noa Tishby. In that she was wrong- at that stage Jacob never had fantasies about Noa, at least not sexual ones- it would seem to him a blasphemy. After all, she was the most beautiful woman on earth! The fantasies came later on-after his wife had left, especially after that TV movie where Noa had sex with her partner. Since then he not only regarded Noa as the most beautiful woman on earth but also the sexiest one. The sight of her exposed boobs made Jacob's dick jump to attention, and he nearly fainted during the filmed act, but when he attempted jerking, he found it impossible. He went breathless even thinking about Noa's tits, not to say fantasizing about touching them! (I guess that's what they mean when saying that she is a breathtaking beauty) Have you ever tried to jerk when you can hardly breathe? And it was the same every time he tried to fantasize about Noa, whether pulling at his dick, alone, or when fucking a random girl or woman that he had picked-up. No wonder, she was for him the most beautiful woman on earth, a sex goddess, not less. Even when he succeeded overcoming his shortness of breath, he couldn't make it because when he imagined Noa responding, calling in her throaty voice. "Yes! Yes!" He just went hyperventilating, and his erection crashed down, and all sex was over. That happened too often, even with the most beautiful girls, so probably his wife had been right leaving him after all. So all these years Jacob had been reduced to having sex only when he was so much loaded with alcohol, or so high, that he couldn't think at all, just fuck and fuck and fuck, and that only with whores that he had picked up in desolate bars. It all changed suddenly, when Jacob had read an article on life-like sex dolls. He mused how beautiful would be a doll with Noa's looks and, as always when thinking on Noa, his dick went up. This time when he had imagined how soft and nice would her tits be, he did not lose his breath, nor did he when he fantasized about the taste of her mouth. He didn't even hyperventilate and he just jerked on and on, turning beet red when feeling, in his mind, the supple softness of her round butt. His hand went faster and faster and his cock went burning red, and then, as he was imagining the pat-pat noise of his loins hitting the doll's ones, he came with a roar, at last spewing loads of spunk, one after the other, all the pent-up spunk of the last years. It took him full five minutes to gather his breath, and half an hour to clean the key board of his computer, and the screen, and the desk and whatnot –his spunk reached even the overhead ventilator! Now his life has changed. He could freely dream of Noa's doll – the doll mind you, not the real goddess- and jerk and fantasize that he was fucking that unbelievably hot and ready cunt, and fondle those supple globes, and jerk and jerk and jerk. As long as it was the doll-it wasn't taboo, only when he thought of the real Noa he would freeze and loose his breath. After a few happy months of masturbating with the imagined Noa Tishby's doll, Jacob started to feel that it wasn't enough, that he wanted more. No wonder, his right hand was really a poor substitute to the most beautiful woman in the world! And then he thought:" Why not? Why, he could ask the company to make him a doll like that for real!" It was easier said than done. It took him three months of research to find a reliable producer that agreed to make a doll in Noa's image, and that was proficient enough to really do it-It was a tall project after all, to make a lifelike doll of the most beautiful woman on earth! And then the real work just begun. Finding Noa's measures and images turned out to be quite a project. The face was easiest: Jacob had only to send the company some ten reliable pictures, taken from every direction, that's all. He had more than enough pictures on hand. Her hair was more difficult, and it took several attempts and samples sent to and fro to hit the exact tone, and the exact texture. The legs and hands were also not an easy task- he had to measure on scores of pictures the exact proportions, and translate them to feet and inches. The most difficult were her hidden treasures. Jacob installed on his computer a program that produced 3D images from measures that had been fed to it. It took months of measurements and lots of trial and error, and of course a lot of money, until he was satisfied with the results. He even bought silicone implants, in order to feel if the choice had been good – and the amount of spunk that went on them was enough to fill another implant in itself! At last he was done and has even received a contract and a promised date, and then, just two weeks before the promised date, Jacob had received a call from the company. They had just finished developing a program to make their dolls talk and wouldn't he, Jacob, install it in his doll? Since he was their much appreciated client, they would do it for a symbolic price of a couple thousand dollars… What are a couple thousand dollars compared to the satisfaction in having the most beautiful woman on earth beg you to fuck her? And compared to what he had already invested it was really not so much. Jacob gladly agreed, and provided the company with a recording of an interview with Noa Tishby. They would compose the words and sentences from it. It took some moth more for the overseas transport, and finally the container has arrived. Trembling with anxiety, Jacob has opened the box with shaky hands. The most beautiful doll inside opened her mouth and said : "At long last! It's time that somebody releases me from this cramped coffin! You are Jacob, I presume?!" *** A couple of weeks later the management of the XXX company held an urgent meeting: Jacob had complained to them that the Noa Tishby doll wouldn't have sex with him. She said, so he said, that being the most beautiful woman in the world, she doesn't have to have sex with any slob that wanted to fuck her. END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Celebrity Parody Archive