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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Let's Be Friends (MF, voy, sitcom parody) By Eric Atwood (c) *** It was a fairly warm March evening in New York City, Rachel sat alone on her couch watching TV, her friends Monica and Phoebe were out on dates. Despite the fact that she was much sexier than her friends she hadn't had much desire to date lately, not since she had broken up with Ross, who was Monica's brother. Joey sat alone in his apartment at the same time. His roommate Chandler and his best friend Ross were at a Knicks game, they only had 2 tickets and Joey got the shortest straw, so he got to spend the night by himself. He tried watching the game on TV. but it wasn't the same, he turned it off about five minutes in and decided to make himself a microwave burrito. OUCH!! He screamed as he tried to remove the burrito from the microwave. He had cooked it to long and burned his hand. He quickly ran to the freezer to get some ice, but there was none frozen. The girls, he thought to himself, I bet they have some ice. KNOCK, KNOCK. PHEBES, MONICA, RACHEL, ANYBODY THERE? What does he want, Rachel thought to herself as she got up and opened the door for him. ICE, ICE I NEED SOME ICE! Joey screamed as ran through the door and shoved his hand inside the girl's freezer. What did you do? Rachel asked as she returned to the couch. "I burnt my hand in the microwave, do you have a microwave?" He asked. "Yes," she replied. "Be careful, those things get hot." Joey said dumbfounded. Rachel just rolled her eyes and quickly turned her attention back to the movie in the VCR. Joey sat for a few minutes at the kitchen table with his hand wrapped in a towel of ice. "What yeah watchin?" he asked. "Independence Day," came the reply back. "Oh that's good, how Jeff Goldblume figures out how to destroy the aliens and all." "Joey! Rachel screamed, "I haven't finished watching it yet!" "Sorry," Joey apologized stuffing a donut in his mouth. "That's alright, I was planning on going to bed anyway." Rachel said kind of sadly. "Oh, come on! Its not even 8 o'clock yet, lets do something." Joey begged. Rachel asked him what he had in mind. After a few minutes of batting ideas back and forth, Joey mentioned that he had a copy of Mission Impossible at his apartment. Rachel had never seen it and decided that watching a Tom Cruise movie wasn't the worst way she could spend an evening. Joey went next door to get the tape as Rachel put some popcorn in the microwave. "Be careful with that thing," Joey said as he left. Joey quickly ran to his cabinet and picked out the first tape, it was unlabeled but as near as he could remember, it was he and Chandler's copy of Mission Impossible that a friend had made for him. When he returned to the girls apartment he shoved the tape in the machine and ran to the bathroom. "I gotta pee," he said speeding pass Rachel. Rachel stood at the microwave waiting for the second bag of popcorn to get done popping. "Oh yeah, that's it show me those tits, ooh you have nice tits, can I suck on them for a little while?" She could barely hear over the hum of the microwave. Rachel jerked her head to see a woman being videotaped on the TV. For a moment she watched in shock until the woman on the tape took the camera and scanned her lover's body, first his legs then an impressive 8-inch cock, then a buff upper body, finally his face. "JOEY!" She screamed, "its Joey!! "What is it!" Joey asked loudly as he raced out of the bathroom, his jeans not even zippered yet. Rachel looked at him in amazement, then began to laugh. "What! What?" He asked, before turning his head to see the tape which now featured the young woman performing faletto on him as he held the camera. "Hey!!" Joey began walking towards the TV until Rachel grabbed him. "Leave it on," she quipped, "this may be you're big breakthrough in acting." "Very funny," he said as he picked up the remote and turned the tape off. "That is a tape of a very private moment between me and a woman I cared for deeply." "What's her name?" Rachel asked. "Mandy.... er Candy.... Dee, Dee, her name was Dee..... I think, ah who cares!" Joey said as he removed the tape from the VCR and walked back to his apartment to get the real tape, all the while listening to Rachel laugh. The 2 settled on the couch to watch the movie, but Rachel couldn't resist jibbing Joey every chance she got. After a while Joey got fed up, "Come on Rachel..." "Cum!" She began laughing again as she cut him off in mid sentence. "That's it, I'm outta here," he yelled as he made his way to the door, "Yeah know what I think? I think you're horny as hell and need to get laid." I'm sorry Joey," Rachel begged still chortling as he started to leave. "Come back and watch the movie," she begged, "Cum on back in," and once again she burst out in laughter. Joey slammed the door and made his way back to his apartment. Rachel sat there for a few minutes and thought about what he had said, it was true, she hadn't been with a man since she split with Ross, she was still considering getting back with him but wasn't quite ready yet, and at the same time she felt a burning need to get fucked. But she couldn't just ask Ross to sleep with her and not expect any attachment, that would be unfair to him. Finally she decided to take a bath and maybe masturbate, that oughta hold me over for a while she thought to herself. Rachel made herself a hot bath and removed her jeans and tee shirt, then slipping out of her panties she stepped into the tub. "OWWW," she shrieked as her soft skin hit the very hot water, she had neglected to check it before stepping in. She quickly made her way to the kitchen to get some ice. At the same time Joey came running in, "You ok?" He queried as he ran thru the door. As soon as he realized Rachel was standing naked before him his jaw dropped. He knew how sexy she was, but he never realized exactly how firm and shapely her body was, and those breasts! Oh those breasts! "Joey! Cover you're eyes!" she shrieked. "OK, OK there shut!" He replied, squinting slightly to see her body. When she was turned around completely making her back to the bathroom, he opened his eyes fully, allowing himself a view of her perfect ass as she made her way back into the bathroom. Proud of himself for inadvertently turning the tables on his neighbor Joey sat on the couch and waited for her to return. "Isn't it ironic? Don't yeah think?" He asked as Rachel returned, once again in her jeans and tee shirt. "Shut up Joey! What the hells the deal with you running in here anyway?" "What?! I thought something was wrong, I heard you scream, and I knew there weren't any guys in here," he said sniveling. "You jerk!" Rachel yelled as she jumped on him and began hitting him. "What? What?" he asked as he fought her off," You've got a beautiful body, you couldn't be ashamed of it!" He yelled, still trying to deflect her swipes at him. Suddenly she stopped as she was poised right on top of him. "Yeah think?" She asked looking into his eyes. "Yeah, you've got a killer body," he said in his dimwitted style, not aware of the overtures of her previous statement. "You're not so bad yourself," she remarked, still poised on top of him. Joey now felt her breasts pressing to his own chest, she was breathing very heavily and he could feel himself become more aroused with each one she took. At the same time she could feel his cock stiffen and brush against her leg. "What's going on down there?" She asked coyly. Joey didn't respond, he was trying to work the situation out in his mind, on one hand he had the chance to make love to one of the sexiest women he had ever known, on the other hand, it was the woman Ross loved! "Joey?" Rachel asked lowly, "You wanna take my shirt off?" He tried to resist, but at the same time he caught a whiff of her sensuous aroma, she smells so good, he thought to himself. "Joey?" She asked again. "Oh boy, yes do I!" he said happily. He lifted her up and sat her against the back of the couch. She lifted her arms up and let him slide her tee shirt up, revealing her perfect round globes. They were as firm as they were big, and with her breath still heavy, they heaved almost as if to say, fuck me, fuck me. Joey went right for them, he took one in his mouth and tickled her nipple with his tongue as he sucked on it like a bottle. Rachel was in extasy, her head bobbed back as she just let herself go and took in every caress his tongue gave her tits. An exquisite feeling shot through her body, a feeling she hadn't felt in quite a long time. An orgasm? She wondered to herself. I'm having an orgasm already? She couldn't believe it was happening already, but happening it was, and in a big way. She let out a soft moan, then as his tongue traced up her neck and behind her ear, she felt it coming on stronger. "Oh Joey! Yes that's it! Ummmm, uh, uhhhhhhh, ooooohhhhh yes. She wrapped her arms around him and pulled him tightly to her, squeezing him violently as she came thunderously. He looked up at her drained face, "You came? He asked, shocked. "Don't worry about it, I'm multi orgasmic, just give me a minute," she mumbled as she crawled to the edge of the couch and sat on her knees with her shoulders sitting on the arm of the couch. Joey leaned back and just sat there for a minute thinking about what he had done. A feeling of relief overtook him, he really didn't do anything that bad, he just saw her tits really, hell he can even tell Ross that he saw her naked, it wasn't like he'd meant too, as long as this didn't go any further he could keep a clear conscious. "Rache, this was wrong," he told her, still not turning his head. "Joey!" Rachel said scolding, "I'm not getting back with Ross, I'm free to see who I want." She knew this wasn't totally true, but she wanted to set his mind at ease, she knew he was a bit of lummox, but he prided himself on being a good friend and she didn't want him to feel bad. "I know but...." he stopped in mid sentence as he turned his head and noticed the arch of her back and the waist of her jeans standing out, revealing a trail to her gorgeous ass. "Ross has always been a great friend to me and I, I..." he continued to stumble through his words as a desire built back within him. Rachel turned her head to look at him as he stammered, she saw how he was looking at her ass. "I don't want to hurt him," Joey finished his sentence. "Oh Joey," Rachel exclaimed as she rolled over and laid her head on the arm and placed her outstretched legs in his lap, "I don't wanta hurt Ross either, but Joey, he hurt me, I trusted him, and he threw our love away for a cheap fling. I don't think I can ever be with him again knowing what he did to me. Rub my feet would yeah," she asked wiggling her toes in his lap. Joey began massaging her feet and continued the conversation. "He still loves you Rachel, he was confused, he thought it was over." "Ughh," she groaned as her eyes rolled back into her head, "I know! I don't know what I'm gonna do." Joey continued rubbing her feet as the conversation stalled, every once in a while he would steal a glimpse at her chest and flat hard stomach. Rachel would occasionally let out a soft moan which would add to Joey's excitement. "Rache! This is wrong, I gotta go," Joey proclaimed as he hurriedly pushed her legs off and moved towards the door. "Joey," he heard her call out behind him. He turned around to face her, she was now on her knees with her chest pressed to back of the couch. "What," he asked. "What time is it?" He looked at his watch. "8:30," came his reply. "One hour, no questions no regrets, one hour, at 9:30 we get dressed and that's it... One hour, whata yeah think Joey?" Her proposal was too much for him to handle, "One hour and that's it right?" "Yep, one hour and we both get our rocks off, and then that's it." she answered back. He thought about it for a minute then turned his back on her and stood facing the door. "Ill lock the door you set the clock," he said excitement growing physically. He fumbled with the latch as she ran to the bedroom and quickly set the her alarm clock, he then undid his pants and let them fall to the ground, stepping out of them as Rachel ran back across the living room towards him. They met in back of the couch, him lifting her into his arms and kissing her deeply and wildly with his tongue, he hungered to taste every crevice of her mouth. As they backed up they fell over the couch. He landed on top of her this time. He ran his hand over her tit as he probed her mouth even deeper, he had never tasted someone as sweet, he wondered if her pussy tasted this sweet, he was soon to find out. "Take my pants off," she sighed in his ear. He needed no further prodding. He clenched the waist of her pants on each hip and then stood up, one tug later and her naked body was spread out before him. She was neatly trimmed, with a light auburn down covering her pussy. He was on his knees in no time, he lapped at the folds of her fine looking twat like a thirsty dog savoring a cold drink on a summer day. Her head immediately shot back again, she's having another orgasm he thought to himself. Joey turned his head sideway and stuck his tongue directly in her hot hole while running the palm of his hand along one of her tits. Rachel let out a soft gasp each time his tongue entered her. As his tongue fucked her needful box she grabbed his hand and held it tight, he could feel by the pressure she was exerting on his hand that she was cumming. "Grab my hands!" She gasped. He reached up and took her other hand in his. Her legs slowly spread further apart underneath him to increase the sensation, she found out some time ago that the wider her legs were apart the more intense her orgasm was. "TIGHTER!" She yelled. He clenched her hands as tight as he could without hurting her. He continued his tongue fucking as she let out more and more audible grunts and moans, he gripped harder as she began to buck more violently, he could feel orgasm building up inside her. "Joey! Oh Joey, fuck me! Fuck me with you're tongue, yes that's it, I'm cumming Joey.... Oh, ahhhhhh." Suddenly a thick burst of hot juice shot out of her box, covering his face. "OOoooh," she gently sighed, her head falling to the side. He grinned and stuck his juice covered head up from between her legs, "You're a squirter," he said slyly with an impish grin on his face, "Me too." He climbed up on the couch next to her and began fondling with her breasts again, running his fingers from her lip down to her nipples, which became erect after only a few more seconds. She turned her head and gathered some of her own cum off of his face and began to lick it. "Um, I taste pretty good, huh?" She asked. He told her she tasted great but never took his attention off of her tits, those big firm jugs, he couldn't decide which part of her body he enjoyed more. In spite of the pleasure he was giving her, she felt it was only right for her to return the favor. Her head moved down and her hands ran along the outside of his underwear, she waited till she felt his cock stiffen to its full potential and then she reached in and set it free. It was huge! Probably a good 9 inches, Ross was a good lover but his dick was barely 5 1/2 inches, in fact the biggest one she had ever seen was only 7 inches, she wasn't sure she could even handle this much, but she was sure she wanted to try. Slowly she ran her tongue along the head as her hand cupped his balls, Rachel rested her tongue on the tip of Joey's dick and began moving her head back and forth, in effect scrubbing his dick, as she did this she slid a finger to the base of his rectum and began pressing hard, then in a quick motion, took as much of his cock into her mouth as she could, tightly wrapping her lips around it and sucking as fast and as tight as she could. Joey felt the cum rising inside him, he was ready to shoot after just a few moments of vigorous sucking from his long time friend. "Rache," he mumbled, "can I tit fuck you?" "You wanna tit fuck me baby?" She asked, raising her head to look at him but continuing to jerk him off with her hand. "Yeah, I do, I really do." "OK come on," she said, taking a hold of his hand and leading him to the floor. She laid on her back and bunched her tits together. "Cum here sexy man," she cooed. Joey knelt down with a knee on each side of her and then mounted her, he took turns jerking his cock and slapping it on her stomach, when he could take no more he thrust forward and slid his hard member in between her tits, he thrust a few times but was having trouble with the friction, he was concentrating too much on getting a good pump and the impending orgasm began to fade. He tried spitting on her tits to lube them up, but that didn't work, finally he got an idea, he slid his hand down between her legs and inserted a finger. Rachel's eyes rolled back as his first one, then 2 fingers entered her. She was still wet from her first orgasm almost 45 minutes ago. "Huh, hhhhh," she gasped as his fingers fiddled inside her box. He pulled out his fingers and ran his hands all along her pussy, this was enough lubrication he thought to himself. He brought his hand to her chest and rubbed all her love goo along the inside of each big tit. He then stroked his cock a few more times, told her to push her tits together and slid it in. This time it was much better, it felt so slick and his dick just slid between her luscious boobs, they jiggled as he thrust but he wasn't watching, instead he was staring into her eyes, oh those sexy sparkling eyes. Her lips were clenched as she emitted slight whimpering sounds, the feeling of his big dick sliding between her tits got her even more wet than she already was. She lifted her legs up and pushed her knees into his back as he fucked away. It took only a few minutes of constant pounding for the lube of her pussy juice to dry up which made it even harder than before for Joey to maintain a good rhythm on Rachel's globes. But he was determined to cum now, instead of stopping he labored on until he felt it rising inside him. His eyes shut and he lowered his head, concentrating even harder on the task. Sensing he was near explosion, Rachel began talking nasty to him, to help him along. "That's it baby, fuck my tits, fuck em' Joey. When you cum, you can cum in my mouth, shoot you're load in my mouth, can you baby? Can you reach my mouth Joey, cum on babe, dump you're load in my mouth Joey." He could stand no more, as Rachel's legs pressed into his back Joey removed his cock from her breast flesh and leaned forward, aiming his head right above her open mouth and shot his load down her throat, just like she asked. His second load splattered all over her red lips and chin, still a third shot to come. He moved back down and shot another gob of white love on her tits. When he'd recovered he stood up and motioned for her to clean his dick with her tongue, she obliged, reaching up and getting a hold of his member with one hand she moved her mouth to it and licked it clean. "What time is it?" Rachel asked as she laid back on the floor. "About 10 after 9," Joey replied. "You up for some more?" Rachel asked in a sexy voice as she ran her hands along her thighs. "Oh yeah, just gimme a minute to catch my breath," Joey asked. "Ill be waiting," Rachel cooed as she got up and walked out onto the roof. But it's cold out there! Joey thought to himself. Any reservations Joey had quickly disappeared as he looked over Rachel's body, he sat down for a few minutes to collect his thoughts then joined her outside. She was leaning on the guard looking down to the street below when Joey snuck up behind her took a hold of her hips. He leaned over and began licking at her ear, then he whispered how much he would like to take her from behind. She gave him the okay with a little nibble on his chin and a sly spread of her legs. Joey bent down behind her and took hold of one leg in his hands as licked the back of her thigh, he then did the same to the other leg, stopping after each to give a few quick tongue darts to her ass hole. Rachel had never had anything in her ass before but each time his tongue slipped in she could feel an almost instant orgasm fire up. Joey stood straight up and massaged his cock back to attention and wasted no time driveling it in Rachel's pussy. She let out a loud gasp as he entered her, she had forgotten how big it was! Although it was a bit uncomfortable she let Joey have his way with her for a few minutes. When she could no longer handle being slammed to the hilt she suggested that he lay down and she would ride him. Joey agreed and laid on his back. Rachel stood over him and did a little dance before sitting down on his dick, which was sticking straight up. She eased herself onto the thick muscle an inch at time, Rachel was very strong and had no trouble squatting on the tool. Faster and faster she rode his dick, squeezing it for all she was worth with her tight vagina. Joey was trying to suck on her tits but it was hard for him to reach, finally she got on her knees and pressed her chest into his face, smothering him with her boobs. Quicker and quicker they pumped together meeting each other's thrusts with equal vigor. The door to the girl's apartment opened slowly, "Joey? Rachel? Anyone here?" Chandlers voice asked lowly, so as not to wake anyone up, "Monica, Phoebe, you girls home yet?" He walked across the living room slowly and then noticed 2 pairs of jeans and 2 tee shirts and a pair of underwear and panties lying on the floor. He realized that Rachel must be with someone, now he was even gladder that Ross hadn't come up with him. He began tiptoeing back to the door when a startled expression came across his face. "Joey!" Oh god please tell me that's not Joeys shirt," he pleaded to himself as he made his way back into the living room. Picking up the shirt he realized that it was indeed Joeys. Suddenly he heard 2 voices coming from outside, it was Phoebe and ROSS! Ross? What the hell was Ross doing coming in with Phoebe? Chandler quickly gathered the clothes and ran into the bathroom, he didn't want to get caught when Ross saw Joey screwing Rachel! Ross and Phoebe came into the living room and sat down on the couch and started talking. Ross began lamenting over how sorry he was that he'd hurt Rachel, Phoebe tried to console him but Ross just got more and more upset as the minutes past. Meanwhile out on the roof, Joey was busy spooning Rachel, his dick moving in and out of her wet snatch as he grabbed handfuls of tit. Both were moaning rather loudly now as climax was approaching for both of them. Back inside Ross began to cry on Phoebe's shoulder. "Uhmm, okay, you know what Ross, I think you need to get laid." "What?" Ross asked, raising his head off of Phoebe's shoulder. "Yeah, you know, its like you're very frustrated and you need to loosen up, and what better way to loosen up than to bust a nut." Ross looked at her in amazement, could this be the same the Phoebe? "Well who..who do you suppose I bust a nut in?" He asked puzzled. "Uhh, Ross! I'm not saying to go get a new girlfriend yet, but lets face it, Its gonna take Rachel time to get over what happened, now come here." she said as she took his hand and drew him to closer. "Phebes, I don't know about this," Ross said as his lips locked with hers. "Shush," she whispered, running her hands through his hair," don't say anything." Phoebe ran her hands down and undid Ross's pants, then sliding down his underwear she let his cock fall out into her hands. "OK now pull my panties down." Ross hesitated a bit, but then did as she asked and pulled her panties down. The further they went the hotter he got. Phoebe was wearing a cute little sundress that made it easy for Ross to get to her panties. As Ross pulled them off Phoebe leaned back and raised her legs, letting the dress fall back and giving him a nice view of her twat. Ross lifted the underwear over her feet and set them on the floor, then turning his head got his first glimpse of Phoebe's womanhood. "Tha..tha...that's nice," he stammered. "Thanks, I try to keep it in good shape in case of emergencies like this," she wisecracked, "now come here." She pulled him on top of her and rested one leg on top of the couch and let the other hang off the couch, allowing her new lover maximum access to her cunt. She led his cock inside of her and held him tightly as he pumped, wrapping her long thin legs around his back. Ross was overtaken with passion and began kissing Phoebe. Outside, Joey had Rachel squirming below him as he had her sleek legs over his shoulders and pounded unmercifully at her button, Rachel had cum a few times but Joey had yet to lose his juice, although he was building up to it. In the bathroom, Chandler heard footsteps coming to the apartment. Quietly he opened the door and crawled on his knees to the front door, he opened it quietly and grabbed Monica as she was about to come in. "Ssssh! He whispered to her. "What?" Monica asked in a soft voice. Chandler ushered her into his apartment and closed the door behind them. "Joey and Rachel and Ross and Phoebe!" He said, "they're.... they're...." "They're what!" Monica asked angrily. "They're.... They're....." Monica interrupted him again, "You mean they're.... they're...." "Exactly! That's what I've been trying to tell you!" Chandler said excitedly. "You mean together?" She yelled. Chandler grabbed her and once again told her to be quiet. "No, not together, Joey is with Rachel out on the roof and Ross is with Phoebe on the couch, but neither know that the other is there." "We've got to do something," Monica declared. "Oh I did do something, I got the hell out of there," Chandler wisecracked. "I'm serious, if Ross sees Joey he'll kill him." "All I know is my two best friends are screwing my two best friends and I haven't been laid in weeks, everybody's sleeping around and sleeping with each other and I'm trying to get cum stains out of my recliner from watching ESPN morning workout too much!" Monica pleaded for Chandlers help. Finally he broke down and agreed, they were his best friends after all. The two made their way across the hall and Chandler queried Monica as to why Phoebe and Ross were together. Monica told him that they had all met for dinner and that Ross and Phoebe came home together because she had to stop at a friends and return some money she borrowed. Chandler knocked on the girl's door lightly, so that only Phoebe and Ross could hear. "Phebes, Phebes, I'm cumming," Ross grunted as he shot his wad inside Phoebe's trap. "Feel better?" She asked. "Yeah, yeah actually I do," Ross said as he sat up. "You're very pretty Phoebe," Ross commented as Phoebe picked up her panties and carried them to the bathroom. "What?" She asked, not having heard him. "Oh nothing, I was just saying how I should be getting home, that's all." "Oh okay, well be careful, Ill see yeah tomorrow." She said as she shut the door. "Yeah, see yeah tomorrow," Ross mumbled to himself. He zipped up his pants and made his way to the door when he heard a knock. "Chandler, Monica, what's up?" He asked as he opened the door. "Oh nothing!" Came the reply from both of them in unison. "Monica's just going to bed and I'm just borrowing some sugar," Chandler said as he grabbed a packet of Sweet and Low and made his way back out the door with Ross. "Well see yeah later," Ross said as he walked down the down the steps. "Yep, see yeah later," Chandler replied happily, he then rushed back into the girl's apartment. "Did they see each other?" He asked Monica. "I don't think so," she replied as she inched closer to window and to witness Joey mounting Rachel from behind. Joey had cum a few minutes earlier, but they were so into it that they'd lost track of time. Joey began playing with Rachel's clit as the laid together and before they knew it, he was back on top of her again. Chandler's ears perked up, "Who's in the bathroom?" "What?" Monica asked. "Someone's in the shower!" Chandler exclaimed. Monica made her way to the door and opened it slightly. "Phebes, is that you?" She asked. "Yeah, what's up?" Came the reply. "I'm coming in," Monica told her. Chandler made his way to the window and crouched down to take a look at his friends getting it on, on the roof outside. Rachel was on all fours while Joey rammed his meat into her from behind. His hands reached around her face as tried to cover her mouth, turns out she was quite a screamer. As Joey's hands covered her mouth, Rachel thought about the time. "Joey?" she gasped. "Yeah baby?" He asked. "What time is it?" "Oh shit!!" He pulled out of her and checked his watch, it was 10 of 10! Joey turned around to see if anyone was in the living room. Chandler jumped into the kitchen and then ran into the bathroom. "Their clothes! Give me their clothes!" Monica fumbled through the hamper and handed Chandler Joey and Rachel's clothes, he opened the door and tossed them out into the living room just before the couple made their way back inside. "Hey," he nonchalantly said to Phoebe as he turned around and saw her standing naked in the shower. He jerked his body around once he realized was standing there naked. "Phoebe!" He shouted. "Yeah that's my name don't wear it out, oh and shut up!" She yelled in a hushed voice. "Is someone there?" The trio heard Rachel yell from the living room. "Yeah Rache, its just Phoebe and me, we just got back from dinner, we thought you were asleep," Monica yelled back out. "Uh, I was sleeping but I just woke up, I'm gonna get something to eat," Rachel yelled back in as she rushed Joey out the door. Monica told Chandler to wait in the bathroom until they were all asleep, then to sneak out. Monica and Phoebe joined Rachel for coffee and talked like nothing had happened. Once they all turned in, Chandler snuck back into his apartment, stuck what he thought was he and Joeys copy of Mission Impossible into the VCR and settled back in his recliner. WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS? THE END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *