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Friends: Special Episodes
By Wonder Mike ((m6968@aol.com)

***

A couple of episodes that you never saw on TV, but 
would have liked to. (MMFF, orgy, sitcom-parody)

***

SPECIAL EPISODE I

Monica and Chandler, were planning another night 
together, they were tired of sneaking around behind 
their friends back, but they thought it was for the 
best. They knew their relationship wouldn't last, and 
there was no point in losing all their friends. Joey 
was the only one who knew about them Joey had left for 
the night and they had the apartment to themselves. 
Monica came into the apartment with nothing on but a 
towel. Chandler was in his Scooby Doo boxers. Chandler 
sat up the video camera.

Monica told him that is not a good mood setter, 
Chandler told him they were his lucky underwear, Monica 
couldn't believe he even had lucky underwear but he 
told her with these on they couldn't help but have the 
best sex ever.

Phoebe returned home and sat down. She had a bad day 
and just wanted to relax, unfortunately Joey came in to 
raid the refrigerator. Phoebe ran him home immediately, 
she was in no mood for Joey hi jinxes tonight.

Joey told her his date stood him up and he was bummed. 
Phoebe told him she was sorry and told him to get out. 
Joey explained that his television was out and he had 
to stay here. He said that Chandler was out so Phoebe 
could stay at his place for some peace and quiet.

Phoebe walked into the guy's apartment, she walked 
right in on Monica, standing in her birthday suit.

She asked Monica if she was still having sex with Joey. 
Monica told her she knew Joey didn't want her but she 
was going to surprise him. After all She's Monica and 
can't help herself.

Chandler was hidden in the bedroom listening, he was 
embarrassed that everybody thought Monica slept with 
Joey but it was better than them knowing the truth. 
Phoebe went back to her apartment and told Joey he had 
to do something about Monica, she was becoming a slut.

Monica came back to her apartment to confront Phoebe 
and Joey. Phoebe told Joey that he should just have sex 
with Monica one last time. She told him that was the 
only way she would accept that it was over. Joey wanted 
to argue her point but he couldn't.

He told Monica it was the only way to get him out of 
her system. Phoebe sent them back to the boy's 
apartment and told them not to come back until it was 
over.

Monica and Joey went back to the apartment. Chandler 
was there waiting. Joey told him what happened. Monica 
was not very happy. Everybody thought she was a slut 
and she was only doing Chandler. 

Joey told them he was tired of the hiding and he was 
going to tell everybody the truth about Chandler and 
Monica. She told him all right. I will have sex with 
you once if you will keep quiet. Everybody thinks I did 
anyway.

Chandler told her wait a minute, he did not like the 
sound of that. Monica told him he could stay and watch. 
He walked over and gave Joey a high five.

Monica took off her bathrobe and exposed herself to 
Joey. He thought it was some kind of trick and was 
scared. Chandler ran across the hallway and grabbed 
some popcorn.

Monica bent over and exposed her tight ass to Joey. He 
realized that it wasn't a trick now. He pulled off his 
jeans. Monica turned around and started to rub her 
breast.

Joey grabbed the video camera and zoomed in on a close 
up of Monica. She licked her breast for him. Then she 
crawled over to Joey and pulled down his underwear with 
her teeth. His cock sprang to life and poked her in the 
eye.

It hit Phoebe all of a sudden, Chandler ran in and out 
with popcorn. He was supposed to be gone and Joey and 
Monica were supposed to be doing it. She went across 
the hall to see what was going on over there.

Phoebe walked in right as Monica wrapped her lips 
around Joey's cock. She was pleasantly surprised. It 
was bigger than Chandler's, at least 10 inches. She 
tried to swallow it all but she couldn't. 

Phoebe just stood there with her mouth hanging open. 
She thought they were over here doing it, but she 
couldn't believe that they let Chandler watch, and 
video tape. Chandler pulled up a chair for her and told 
her to grab a seat. Phoebe said "O. K."

Joey was on his back, Monica was sitting on his face 
still trying to deep throat him. Joey reached up and 
slid three fingers into her bush. That gave her the 
motivation to swallow the whole thing. Joey grabbed her 
by the hair and pulled her lips down against his chest.

Chandler looked at phoebe, she was holding one of her 
breast. She didn't even know she was doing it. Chandler 
couldn't help himself, he reached over and grabbed her 
other one. She didn't notice that either.

Monica slid around and sat on Joey's cock. She took a 
deep breathe as she squatted down on it. Joey grabbed 
her around the waist and pulled her down. He bent up 
and began to suck her breast. He was amazed that such a 
skinny girl could have such big breast.

Phoebe finally noticed Chandler feeling her up. She 
yelled "What are you doing?"

Chandler told her he felt left out, why should they 
have all the fun, he said he felt like a supporting 
cast member in some bad television show. He told Phoebe 
that they should be the star of this video. Phoebe said 
O. K.

Chandler but the camera back on the tripod Phoebe 
pulled her dress up over her head. and stood in front 
of the camera. Joey laid her down and buried his tongue 
into her bush. Phoebe began quick short grunts.

Monica had began to bounce faster and faster on Joey's 
cock. Than she spun around without pulling it out so 
she was facing the camera. Joey began to thrust up into 
her bush. 

Joey plunged up into her like a jackhammer. Monica's 
short hair was flying all over and she was screaming. 
Chandler was impressed. He had never made her scream 
before.

Chandler rolled over and pulled down his pants. His 
cock sprang straight up and Phoebe rolled right over on 
top of him and placed the whole thing in her mouth. She 
then said she doesn't like to do that and squatted over 
him. They were chest to chest and she began to grind 
her pussy down on Chandler's cock.

Joey rolled Monica over so her head was right next to 
Chandler's cock. She was on her hands and knees. Joey 
began to ram his cock into her from behind. The force 
of his thrust knocked her flat to the ground. He but 
his arms under her and pulled her up by the waist while 
he rammed his cock into her without mercy.

Monica was screaming at the top of her lungs, "Please 
don't stop." Joey couldn't take much more of this 
though. He was going to cum. Chandler yelled, she likes 
it in the face. Joey pulled out of her pussy and rolled 
her over. Monica was gasping for breath, as he 
deposited his load right on her tongue.

Phoebe had slammed her ass against Chandler and was 
sliding it back and forth. The site of Monica 
swallowing Joey's load had pushed him over the edge. He 
yelled he was cumming and pushed Phoebe off of him. He 
told her to open wide. Phoebe said I don't do that.

Chandler turned and saw Monica still laying on the 
ground gasping for breath. He pointed his cock at her 
and shot his load all over her face. Monica just looked 
up, smiled and said wow. She knew they had a great 
video.

That episode got the highest ratings of any television 
show ever. N B C could live off of that for at least a 
year. Who needed football or Seinfeld.

THE END

****

SPECIAL EPISODE II

N B C was pleased, the special episode of friends but 
them back on top. It was the highest rated television 
show of all time. In fact it doubled the ratings of 
every other show. It was time for another special 
episode.

Rachel was home alone. Chandler, Phoebe, Monica and 
Joey had disappeared somewhere. Ross was willing to 
hang out with her, but she was feeling guilty. She was 
the cause of the break up of his marriage, and she 
didn't think she should see him yet. She could wait.

Rachel also decided she shouldn't date anyone either. 
She figured it was fate bringing her and Ross together 
and she wanted to be free when he was ready.

Monica and Phoebe were arguing about the sex. Phoebe 
was laughing about how loud Joey made her scream. She 
said nobody could be having that much fun. She hardly 
made any noise at all when she was doing it with 
Chandler.

Chandler took offense to this. He said he had made 
plenty of women scream in his day, in fact he had made 
Monica scream. Phoebe said that just proves my point, 
Monica screams every time she has sex, I need something 
special, I don't think Joey could do it.

Rachel decided it was a good time to watch some videos. 
She found one without a label. She popped it in the v c 
r.

You can imagine her surprise, when she saw her friends 
going at it like rabbits. 

She also couldn't believe how big Joey was, and the way 
he made Monica scream. Now she was getting mad that she 
wasn't included what was she an outsider? She was going 
to watch the rape a couple of times, then go over there 
and give them a piece of her mind.

Joey told Phoebe, "Of course I could make you scream 
It's what I am good at Everybody has their niche in 
life and this is mine."

Phoebe told him no way, Of course Chandler told them 
there was only one way to find out. He grabbed the 
video camera for proof, in case there was some dispute 
over the outcome.

Joey and Phoebe couldn't think of any other way to 
settle it. Monica took the camera from Chandler. He 
started the popcorn.

Joey and Phoebe stripped, Monica made sure she got a 
good close up. Joey's cock was hanging limp. Phoebe 
started to stroke it. It slowly started to grow. Joey 
told her it would go a lot faster if she put it in her 
mouth. Phoebe said O. K.

She wrapped her lips around his cock and it grew to 
it's full 10 inches. Phoebe tried to deep throat him, 
she wasn't able to though. she had never actually had 
to be good at sex so she was not that experienced. She 
was good enough to get Joey breathing heavily though.

Rachel watched the video for the second time, she was 
really horny now. She hadn't gotten it in over three 
months, she had been waiting for Ross, she decided she 
would jump him as soon as he came over. She couldn't 
wait any longer.

Joey laid Phoebe on her back. he shoved his tongue into 
her hot box. She gave a quiet squeak, she wouldn't give 
in. Joey was good though. He was licking her from the 
inside out. Phoebe was panting like a dog in heat. Joey 
knew this was a bet he would easily win.

He got on his hands and knees and stuck his cock inside 
of her. Phoebe gave out another quiet squeak, she had 
never had anybody so big before and it surprised her. 

Joey grabbed her leg and pushed the up against her 
chest. Then he started to really fuck her. Phoebe just 
started to pant faster and faster, it sounded like she 
was doing her Lamaze breathing. Monica and Joey were 
cheering Joey on.

Rachel was looking for something sexy to wear to 
surprise Ross when it hit her, Joey, Chandler, Phoebe 
and Monica all when out giggling together. They were 
probably doing it right now. She was going across the 
hall, how dare they.

Joey Rolled Phoebe over and put her on her hand and 
knees, he kissed her ass then shoved his cock into her 
pussy, she was now getting the full force of Joey.

He was ramming his cock into her like a jackhammer. 
Phoebe gritted her teeth for the first couple of 
minutes, but she couldn't hold out, she let out a 
scream at the top of her lung.

Joey pulled out triumphantly. He had won. Rachel came 
bursting into the room at that time. She saw Monica 
with the camera, Chandler shoving down popcorn, and 
Phoebe on all fours with a huge smile on her face. She 
also got poked in the stomach by Joey.

She said how could you guys, what am I? not good enough 
for you guys. Monica told her they just didn't think 
she would understand Rachel told her of course I 
understand. She then grabbed Joey by the dick and 
started to stroke it. She said I am tired of always 
being left out. She called Chandler over to join them.

Rachel dropped to her knees and started to suck Joey's 
cock. Chandler took of his pants and stood next to her. 
She slid his cock into her mouth next to Joey's.

Monica was impressed. She told Rachel she wanted to try 
that. She handed the camera to Phoebe and joined Rachel 
on her knees. She started on Chandler's cock, and deep 
throated him, then she grabbed Joey and added his cock 
also.

Rachel told her she could top that. She told Joey to 
lay down. She slammed her pussy down on his cock, she 
took it easily, and the juices were flowing down her 
leg. 

Joey started to thrust up into her. Rachel screamed 
immediately. She had seen it on film, but she had no 
idea how good it felt. She couldn't help but let out a 
howl. This just made Joey fuck her even harder. He was 
a machine. He fucked her so hard, it lifted her off her 
feet. She finally told him to stop. She had more in 
mind.

Joey slowed down and Rachel caught her breath. She told 
Chandler to join them. Chandler climbed on her back and 
started to slip his cock into her ass. Rachel told him 
no, she wanted his cock in her pussy also. 

Phoebe told Chandler to lift his leg so she could get a 
close up. Chandler was standing on one leg and he 
slipped his cock into her pussy along side of his best 
friend Joey. They gave each other a high five and 
Chandler rammed his cock in. 

Rachel let out another loud scream. Joey started to 
thrust up into her again. Rachel wrapped her arms 
around him and rested her head on his chest. She was 
holding on for dear life.

Chandler started to thrust down on her. Rachel looked 
like she was screaming but there was no sound coming 
out. Joey and Chandler just fucked her harder and 
harder until she told them she couldn't take anymore. 
They fucked her for another ten minute. They wanted to 
see if they could make her pass out.

Rachel managed to outlast them though. They were booth 
going to lose their loads. Monica was mad that she 
didn't get fucked. She grabbed both of their cocks and 
shoved them both in her mouth. They shot their loads at 
the same time directly into her mouth.

Monica kept her mouth close and walked over to Phoebe, 
she kissed her full on the lips and let the two loads 
drain into her mouth. She told her that she needed to 
get a good taste of it.

Rachel rolled over and laid underneath the two kissing 
girls. Phoebe let the cum drip from her mouth down into 
Rachel's open mouth, of course she swallowed a lot of 
it, but their was plenty for Rachel. 

Phoebe decided she liked the taste of it. Rachel was 
just glad to be included. She wondered what Ross would 
think if he found out. They decided it was best if he 
never did.

N B C knew this episode would even beat the first one. 
They could live on these ratings for the next five 
years, as long as A B C didn't do the same thing. 

Of course people were going to complain and protest, 
but with ratings like these, they didn't care. after 
all they gave the people what they wanted, after all it 
was only sex.

THE END

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others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
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a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime,
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