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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- THE DREW CARREY SHOW (MF, F-dog, TV-parody) By Wonder Mike (m6968@aol.com) *** Five seconds to the annual live Drew Carrey show, Drew was ready, the cast was ready, they where worried about Speedy though, they hadn't used the dog in any of the live shows before, because, well, you just can't predict what a dog will do on live television. It was going to be a great show, Crispen, the great had hypnotized the crew earlier and had given them all post hypnotic suggestions, nobody knew what he had programed anyone to do, it would make for great live t v. The cameras where rolling, the audience was cued, they opened with the shot of Drew's bedroom, he was laying in bed with Christa Miller, his on show girlfriend. Speedy his dog was at the foot of the bed. Drew ran his fingers through her hair, Christa rolled over and smiled, Drew told her how much he loved her, even more than beer, Christa told him how much she loved him, even if he wouldn't get her a job at the store, and his career was going nowhere, and he was a drunk. Drew just smiled and told her she could stop anytime, Speedy barked, Drew told her that later she could show him just how much she loved him, Christa told him she would show him now and waited for the commercial break. Crispen snapped his fingers, Christa set up; she reached into his pajama pants and started to stroke his cock under the covers. Drew pulled the pillows over his lap, he didn't know if the audience could see what was going on, it was the most exciting thing he had ever done, and he had been with hundreds of strippers, but Christa was special. Christa began pumping her hand up and down faster, she was knocking the covers up and down, the audience was quiet, Drew knew they could tell what was going on. Drew didn't know if he should pretend like it was part of the show or try to get out of it, he whispered to Christa to stop, she pulled the covers back exposing his eight inch woody. The audience couldn't believe what they where seeing. The director was signaling for them to beak it up, Crispen tapped him on the shoulder, he told the cameras to keep rolling. Drew tried to jump up, Christa pushed him back onto the bed, he tried to cover herself, but Kate had him by the balls, Crispen clapped his hands. Drew grabbed a handful of Christa's hair, he yelled for her to suck it. Half the audience gasped, the other half cheered, Christa leaned over and popped his cock into her mouth. Christa began to slowly work her lips down on his cock, Drew began to stroke her hair, Christa took his entire cock down her throat, Drew threw his hands in the air and signaled touchdown. Drew began to pump his cock in and out of her mouth, the audience grew quiet, they then began to throw money onto the set, Drew encouraged them. Christa was slamming her head up and down on his cock now, she took it all with every stroke, Drew had his hands wrapped in her hair, Christa screamed for him to give it to her. Drew jammed his cock all the way down her throat and held it there until she began to gag, he then pulled back and let her catch her breath for a second, he then jammed it back down he throat. Drew started pumping his cock in and out of her mouth again; Christa held her mouth open and used her tongue to lick his cock and balls as he fucked her face. Drew started to shake, Christa knew he was going to cum, she stuck out her tongue and told him to cum in her mouth, Drew pulled his cock out of her mouth and took aim. He began shooting his seed all over her face, Christa opened her mouth wide, Drew shot in her hair and across her chin; she scooped it into her hand, and then lapped it up. Christa slipped out of her pajama bottoms and spun around, she dropped to her hand and knees and told him it was her turn, Drew leaned over and took a lick. Drew stuffed two fingers into her cunt, she leaned back until they where all the way in, Drew began licking at her cunt. Christa began to squeal as she rocked back and forth on his fingers, Drew stuffed another finger into her pussy, Christa screamed now. Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa screamed at Drew to eat her, she began wiggling her ass from side to side. Drew pulled his fingers out of her cunt, Christa replaced them with four of her own, she began slamming them in as hard and fast as she could. She jammed her fingers all the way into her pussy, and then began to twist them from side to side; she then pulled her fingers out and shoved them in her mouth. She licked her juices off her fingers, and then shoved them back into her pussy, she saw the camera, she wiggled her ass at it and started pumping her fingers into her pussy again. Christa felt the tongue in her cunt again, Drew was really going at it now, he buried his tongue deep inside of her. Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa screamed, his fingers made her cum, her eyes rolled back into her head the tongue felt like it was all the way inside of her, she never knew how talented Drew was. Christa opened her eyes, Drew was poking her in the face again with his cock, she opened her mouth and took it deep, it still had some cum on it, Christa cleaned it with her tongue. Christa was rocking back on the tongue inside of her, she told Drew how talented his tongue was, then she realized she was sucking his cock. She looked over her shoulders and heard the bark, Speedy was wagging his tail with his tongue stuffed into her cunt, Christa was disgusted but she was cumming, she stuffed Drew's cock all the way down her throat again. Crispen snapped his fingers again, each time he did it, Christa had a harder orgasm, and she wanted more, she shoved her ass back trying to force Speedy's tongue further down her cunt. Drew told her if she rolled over Speedy could use his whole tongue on her, she was a cumming robot, she rolled over and spread her legs as far apart as she could. Speedy shoved his nose into her cunt, Christa screamed as loud as she could, Speedy was eating her from the inside out and she couldn't stop cumming, Crispen snapped his fingers again. Christa began rolling from side to side, she grabbed Speedy by the ears, she forced his nose deeper into her cunt, Drew reached over and shoved three fingers into her ass. Christa froze. Drew began working his fingers in and out of her ass, Speedy shoved his nose deeper into her cunt, half his face was stuffed inside of her, Drew rammed a fourth finger into her ass. Christa wrapped her legs around Speedy's head, she grabbed him by the ears and shook his head from side to side, Drew pumped his fingers in and out of her ass. Crispen snapped his fingers again, the cum came shooting out of Christa's cunt, she began to shake, Drew began twisting and turning his fingers in her ass. Christa screamed "I can't take any more" Drew rammed his fingers deeper into her ass, Christa fell back, completely still, Drew continued to ram his fingers into her ass. Ryan Stiles walked onto the set, he couldn't believe what was going on, he had been rehearsing his lines and hadn't been aware. He Screamed "What are you doing?" He then asked "How could you start without me?" Ryan turned and realized they where on camera, he smiled and stepped back off the set, he couldn't perform in front of a crowd. Drew pulled his fingers from Christa's ass, he then pulled Speedy's nose out of her cunt, Christa tried to hold onto his ears to stop him. It was a tug of war, Drew managed to get the dog away from her, Christa screamed and pouted, Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa shook from another orgasm. Christa begged Drew to let Speedy eat her some more, Drew told her she had to treat Speedy first, he needed love too. He told her she had to suck it. Christa frowned at the thought of it, it felt good to have her pussy licked, it was another t suck a doggy dick, Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa screamed. She spun around until Speedy was straddling her face, she leaned up and stuck to cock in her mouth, she went slow at first, but then she realized it didn't taste that bad. Christa stuffed the entire cock into her mouth, she began to bob her head up and down, she was in to it now, the audience began to clap with her strokes as her head went up and down faster on Speedy's cock. Christa began to lick his balls as she sucked his cock, Drew reached down and slipped four fingers into her dripping cunt, Christa began to shake again. Speedy began to fuck her face, he pumped his cock in and out of her mouth, the cum started to drip out of her mouth as Speedy shot his load, Christa kept sucking. Speedy emptied his load into her mouth, Christa spit it all out. Christa screamed "I need to be fucked" She rolled from underneath speedy onto her hand ands knees, she wiggled he ass at him, Speedy quickly jumped onto her back. Speedy was pumping like a jackhammer, but he wasn't connecting he was humping air, Christa reached between her legs and grabbed his cock, she stuffed it into her cunt. Crispen snapped his fingers again as the cock entered her, Christa gave out a blood curdling scream, Speedy was connected and he was hammering his cock deep into her. Christa screamed again, Speedy was on her back with all four paws wrapped around her, he was suspended in the air, being held by her cunt. Christa reached between her legs again and shoved the cock deeper inside of her, she screamed again as she felt the T shaped knot enter her pussy. Speedy was locked onto her now, he took hard short strokes pumping his cock into her, Christa laid flat on the ground so she could take the cock deeper. Drew stood behind Speedy, he began pushing on his ass, he encouraged him to fuck her harder, Speedy shot another load, this one deep into her pussy. Speedy climbed off her back, Christa reached up and patted him on the head, Drew scratched his back and told him what a good boy he was, Crispen snapped his fingers again. Christa began to shake again, she needed to be fucked again, she pushed Drew onto his back, she grabbed his cock and jumped on top of it. She bounced up and down on his cock, Drew reached up and grabbed her by the breast, her breast where the perfect size, the fit right in his hands, he lifted her up and down by the boobs. Christa slammed her cunt up and down on his cock, Crispen snapped his fingers again, Christa jumped up and down harder on Drew's cock. Drew began to scream, Christa laughed at him, she began to wiggle her ass from side to side on top of him, then she began to jump up and down again. Drew began to pump his cock up into her, it made her tits bounce up and down, the audience began to clap again, the faster they clapped, the faster she rode him. Christa was wearing him out, on his own show too, the audience began to laugh at him, he called Speedy over. Drew pulled Christa down on him, Speedy climbed on her back, he shoved his cock into her ass, he didn't need any guidance this time, he hit the hole on the first try. Crispen the great snapped his fingers again, Christa had another earth shaking orgasm, drew rammed his cock up into her, he lifted her and Speedy into the air. Speedy shoved his entire cock deep into her ass, Christa couldn't stop screaming again, she began to bounce up and down on the two cocks again. Drew reached around and grabbed Speedy by the ass, he shoved Speedy's cock went deeper into Christa's ass, the knot soon disappeared. Christa screamed and began to tremble again as the knot entered her ass, she was locked onto Speedy again, Drew grabbed her by the waist and began to lift her up and down. Speedy had his paws wrapped around Christa, he was going along for the ride, he began to pump his seed into her ass. Drew saw the cum dripping out of Christa's ass and running down her leg, he shot his load into her cunt, it started to run down her leg mixing with Speedy's. Drew said "I hoped you don't get pregnant" "Of course it could be some weird mixed breed." The director yelled cut. Drew and Christa stood up and took a bow. THE END Comments and critiques welcome. Look for my other stories at: http://users.sexyboards.com/gpf7238/ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - TV Parody Archive