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I don't speak Spanish nor do I know sentence structure which I know is somewhat different than English sentence structure. Tongue I had to use a Spanish/English dictionary to get the right words for the story title. I think my Spanish readers will figure it out. My English readers, well you might not even care. Second, have you ever watched a Foreign film with English subtitles? Well you need to picture this story like that. Pretend you're "hearing" it in Spanish but reading the English subtitles. Humor me. *** Hola! My name is Hymie. In English you'd probably call me Jim or Jimi. I live in Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. I'm twenty-one. I didn't go to College, I'm "street smart" but I didn't have the smarts it took to do good in High School and get into College. But who cares? Hardly anyone I know has gone to College but we have what we need and are content, sí? I work and give most of my money to my family. I don't have much of my own - my parents don't even have a television or anything really fancy - but I make enough money to have been able to buy my own cell phone and pay the bill. I don't text much, my writing is not very good. But I do call my friends but mostly I'm already hanging out with them. I mostly use my phone for what you call the world wide web. I like to - how you say - "surf" for what you Americans call "porn". I did not know about porn until I bought my first phone at nineteen. Now I "jerk off" to it all the time. My mother sees my jizz-stained sheets but says nothing about them. To be honest, I am still a virgin, not that I'm ashamed of such a thing. Despite all their "big talk", most of my friends are still virgins too but won't admit it out loud. I mean, I have done stuff. Back in High School I put my hand up a girl's blouse and inside of her bra. I had a girl play with my cock once. I came within ten seconds. I got my jizz all over her hand and blouse. THAT I was embarrassed about. But she forgave me because she knew I didn't know that would happen. She never did it again though. I had seen girls naked before. I share a room with two of my sisters and saw them naked all the time and still do. I'm embarrassed to admit I got hard for them. They always had very nice bodies with full breasts and butt and hairy pussies. Since I started jerking off I try to wait until they go to sleep since there isn't much privacy, but I know both of them have seen me do it. Not that they've seen my cock hard. They've only seen me jerk off under my sheet and seen me "ejaculate" my jizz into my sheet. When the dark spot would appear and spread, my youngest sister used to say "Ewwwwww!" softly, but my other sister would just watch quietly. Not that I could every look either of them in the eye as I jerked off. Or for some time after for that matter. So that's basically my story: Horny, inexperienced twenty-one year old virgin. I was at my friend Santos' house the other day. I've known him since grade school. At least I thought I knew him. Seems there are things he's never told me. Like he has a famous aunt. Until she walked in the door and hugged Santos's madre and then him, I never knew Salma Hayek was my friend's aunt! "Tita, this is my best friend, Hymie," Santos introduced. Unlike Santos, I am very tall. In American measurements, I am almost six foot five inches tall. Santos is a little taller than his famous aunt Salma, who I knew from Googling her long ago was five foot two inches tall. That alone would have made my cock hard. I love short women. But Salma has a big butt and bigger breasts too! In American measurements Salma is 36D-25-37. THAT made my cock - how you say - throb! Salma has such a small-waisted body for such big breasts and big butt... [And it was hard to believe she less than three years away from fifty! I swear she looked no older than thirty!] I tried not to stare. "It's not to meet you, Hymie," Salma said. "Thank you, Miss Hayek," I said, doing my best to contain my nervousness. "I'm kind of a fan." Salma smiled. "Oh, really? What movies of mine have you seen? And call me Salma." I blushed. "Well... I haven't actually seen any of your movies, Miss Hayek - I mean Salma. Just pictures of you I found with Google," I said, pointing to my phone. "Oh. Hopefully nothing risqué," Salma laughed. "Huh?!?" I wasn't sure what she went meant at first. "Is low-cut dresses risqué?" "Here they are," Santos' Madre piped in. "Not where I come from," Salma laughed again, a sexy, throaty laugh that made my testicles ache. "You boys should come visit me at the cottage I rented. I have a large pool in the back that I can't use all by myself. And I know how hot it gets down here." "Sure, tita!" Santos said excitedly. "Hymie and me would love to come!" "Thanks, Salma!" I chimed in. "No need to thank me," She smiled. "I'll be here for a month, come by anytime." Salma gave Santos the address, hugged him and his madre again then left. "Tio, why didn't you ever TELL me Salma Hayek is you tita?!?" Santos shrugged. "I hardly think about her," He said. "She's been living in America my whole life and I hardly got to see her." We changed the subject after that, BUT We got his tita Salma A LOT. Santos and I hit the pool every day [we worked nights, the pay was better though it was only part time, most jobs are down here]. Salma only wore one piece bathing suits but I could tell she had an amazing body underneath them. My favorite was a jet black suit that matched Salma's hair. When it was wet it clung to her large, firm butt. I loved the way her massive breasts jiggled under the suit. I had to stay in the water a lot to hide my hard on, but it was so hot neither my friend nor Salma thought it was strange. We never went in the cottage. At least she never invited us in. Then again, people would talk if she was alone with two strong, handsome young guy. Even if one WAS her nephew. One day Santos couldn't go to Salma's. I didn't want to go by myself. I felt funny about my friend knowing I was alone with his tita. But I wanted to see her again. I went down to her cottage, which was surrounded by a high, solid fence which was also surrounded by heavy shrubbery and all kinds of plant life. I snuck into the dense foliage around to the back. I found a large, thick tree. I climbed it and could see into the back yard though the thick foliage hid me from view. I could even get down into the yard safely from here if I had wanted. Soon Salma came out in a robe. She unsashed it and slipped it off. She was naked under it! Santos had called her and told her we weren't coming. Otherwise I know she wouldn't have done that in front of us. I was about to take out my cock and jerk off when I had a better idea. I could take out my camera, take pictures of Salma and jerk off to them anytime! I was glad I had bought the best phone with a zoom feature. I got some AMAZING pictures. Then things got better. Salma started rubbing tanning oil on her delicious body. I swear I heard her moan from here! As she covered her breasts with the oil her nipples thickened and stuck way out. As she oiled up her belly her moans grew louder. She oiled up her firm thighs, spread her legs and began to rub her hairy pussy!!! I was glad I was still taking pictures. Soon Salma slid two fingers into herself and fucked her pussy rapidly. Her body convulsed and when she came her hips shot up and she cried out. Then she lay still for a long time after that. I put my phone away and took the opportunity to release my aching cock and jerk off. I was so hard and throbbing I didn't last five minutes. I started spewing jizz everywhere. What a mess! Sated for a while, I stuffed my cock back in my jeans and waited. I was afraid even if I was careful Salma might hear me climbing down. She finally got up, robe in hand, and went back inside. I jumped down from the tree and rushed home. Going into my room, I shut the door and stripped, climbing under my sheet. I looked over the pics I'd taken and locked them for safekeeping. As I did all that with one hand, my other hand was jerking my cock. I soon was hard again. I imagined Salma jerking me off like that girl back in school had. But this time I lasted longer and Salma - unlike the girl - was naked, so I shot my jizz on her body, not her clothes. I was imagining jizzing all over Salma's huge breasts when my sister walked in. Not the youngest one. I was too far gone to stop. I grunted and spewed my jizz into my sheet, the stain slowing spreading. Somehow I got the nerve to look my sister in the eye. She was smiling at me but didn't say a word. Later I got to thinking about the pictures I'd taken of Salma. It occurred to me these kind of pictures may be what she meant by risqué. Still thinking about them, I decided to send them to the email account I had access to on my phone. Then I logged out. I showered and dressed. I didn't have to work later tonight and if things went as well as I hoped - what did I know? I'd never done anything like this before - me not having to work would be a good thing. I went to Salma's cottage. Lights were on. I knocked on the front door. Salma answered it less than half a minute later. "Hymie! What a surprise!" "Hola, Salma," I said, doing my best to maintain my boldness. "I was hoping to talk to you. Is now a bad time?" She wasn't dressed for a date or anything - just tight jeans and a tighter worn dark pink top, her darker bra was outlined under it - but what did I know? "Now is fine. Come in," Salma invited. I went in and she closed the door. It then hit me I was alone with Salma. For real. She invited me to sit down on the couch. "Would you like a beer or something, Hymie?" "No, gracias," I said. Afraid I'd - how you say - "wimp out" if I didn't get it over with, I got to the point. "Salma, I saw you sunbathing naked today." "You did?" She seemed surprised but not overly so. Nor did she seem upset. "Sí. From the big tree outside of the fence in back." "I see," was all Salma said. "I took pictures." Now she looked somewhat nervous. "You did?" I nodded. "Lots of them." Salma started to - how you say - fidget. She was definitely very nervous now. "I sent them to my email off of my phone, so they are in safe." "What do you want, Hymie?" She asked rapidly. "What do I want?" "Yes!" "You." Salma blinked. "What?" She asked, confusion in her now soft spoken voice. "I want you," I repeated. "I want to - how you say - fuck you." "You want to fuck me?" She repeated. I nodded. She seemed to relax. "That's all?" "What else is there?" I inquired, confused now myself. Salma smiled. "Okay. You can have me." "Really?" "Of course," She said standing up. "How often do I get fucked by a handsome, strong young man more than half my age?" Salma reached out her hand to me. I rose and took it. "That's it?" I asked, very confused now. "You're not going to ask for proof that I have pictures to - how you say - blackmail you with?" Salma laughed. "No. I believe you," She said as she led me upstairs. "You've never done this before, have you?" "How'd you know I was a virgin?!?" I asked in shock. Salma's smile grew wider. "I meant You've never blackmailed anyone before." "Oh." I blushed. "Don't be embarrassed," Salma said. "I'm glad you brought it up. I would never have asked you but I admit I've wanted you," She admitted as we entered the small bedroom. "You have?" I smiled. She nodded. "Sí. As I said, I don't get to have sex with someone as young as young often, in fact not at all." Salma began to undress. "Come on, take off your clothes, bashful." I wasn't sure what "bashful" meant but I sensed it wasn't - how you say - a put down. I quickly undress, embarrassed that my cock was so hard seeing Salma naked again. "Oh, my," She gushed, eyeing my hard cock. "You have very nice one..." "Thanks," I replied, blushing. "One of the biggest I've ever seen." I wanted to ask "Really?" but decided against it, smiling instead at her flattery. "Why don't you lay back on the bed?" Salma said, pulling down the covers. I climbed up on the bed and lay back. It was so much more comfortable than my bed at home. "Good," She said crawling on the bed towards me. Soon I felt her hot breath on my cock. It began to throb. Salma grabbed it by the base and lowered her mouth down around it. I couldn't believe it! I didn't know what she was doing - I'd seen videos of porn on my phone but only of guys putting their cocks inside woman's pussies - but it was unbelievable either way. Her lips wrapped around my cock and soon I felt her tongue swirl around it as the well. The heat the inside of Salma's mouth gave off was amazing! I thought I'd pass out - something the heat down her has done to me when I was younger. Salma's mouth slid up and down my cock, her head bobbed up and down it hypnotically, her lips clamping around it tighter. She kept sucking my cock faster and faster, I didn't know anyone could do something like that so fast! I was surprised I lasted as long as I did, over fifteen minutes. When I came my testicles exploded harder than ever! I was shocked Salma kept her mouth on my cock, and she swallowed my jizz! Her head kept bobbing up and down on my cock, milking every drop of my jizz from me. When she finally slid her mouth off I was surprised I was still hard. "Mmmm, you have some delicious tasting semen!" Salma purred. Eyeing my still hard cock, she asked "Are you ready to fuck me?" I nodded vigorously. "Then get up and trade places with me!" She said playfully. I got up and Salma laid on her back, spreading her legs. Her pussy was SO hairy! "Mmmm, cariño... You've got my pussy so wet..." Salma moaned. "Stick your big fat cock into me now!" I mounted her like in the porn I saw on my phone. Then I rubbed my cock along her opening - making Salma coo - until it popped in. She groaned when that happened. I put my hand on either side of Salma and began to pump in and out of her hot, wet pussy awkwardly. I'd never done ANYTHING like this before. Salma didn't rush me, and I soon got my - how you say - bearings. As I grew more confident I fucked her faster and her moans and groans grew louder and louder until she came. I was pleased I made Salma orgasm because I know how good it feels when I do that myself. I was more pleased when she came again and again! It made me fuck her harder and even faster, making Salma scream louder when she's orgasm. I was surprised how long I lasted. Over forty-five minutes. Selma later told me she'd been surprised too. "I'm gonna cum," I said, starting to pull out. I was afraid I'd getting her pregnant. "No!" Salma cried out. "Cum in me!" "B-but..." It was too late. The floodgates burst open and I inundated her tight pussy with a massive load. "Yeah, amante, cum inside me deep..." Salma sighed, milking me with her tightening pussy." Spent, I finally pulled out and collapsed beside her, both of us sweaty and gasping for breath. Salma rolled half on me and lay her head on my chest. "That was some of THE best sex I have ever had," she cooed. "That was better than jerking off," I put in. Salma laughed. "You bet it is!" She ran her hand over my chest slowly, working her way down my belly. By the time her hand reached my cock, it was hard again. "Good!" Salma said, rolling on top of me. "Good?" "Now I get to fuck YOU!" She winked, holding my cock as she descended onto it. This was going to be lots of fun... THE END Author's Note: I forgot to mention a story about Salma Hayek was suggested to me by Robert who previously requested the Rachel Weisz mother/son story before I even had a chance to post that one. Tongue The only difference is he had wanted Salma to be fucked by her nephew. I figured after having one lead fuck his sister [Miley Cyrus] and another fuck his mom [Rachel] I'd mix things up a bit. I may be bringing back Hymie in a sequel or two Robert MAY actually like... ;-) Stay tuned ~ G * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Celebrity Archive