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 Archive name: budbundy.txt (mf,inc,bond)
 Authors name: Uncle Mike
 Story title : Married With Children: Magic Tricks

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 MARRIED ... WITH CHILDREN: Magic Tricks
 By Uncle Mike


     Bud Bundy brushed back his greasy black hair as he
 stumbled down the stairs to the living room. It was his
 birthday. For most teenagers, hell, for most people
 under 30, birthdays are something to look forward to.

     But not for Bud. His dad was usually too cheap to
 buy him anything. His mom was too lazy and too stupid
 to bake a cake. And his sister -- well, Kelly usually
 gave him something, but it was mostly grief.

     Then there was this year. This year was going to be
 different. He had started making his plans months ago,
 when the idea first came to him. It had taken long
 preparation. Getting the right materials. Practicing.
 What was worse, practicing in front of the family,
 where everyone could see him fail. But that was an
 essential part of the plan. They had to believe it he
 was serious. And what better way than to open himself
 up to even more ridicule than usual?

     And now, it was time. Now was the start of things
 he'd been looking forward to for so long. He smiled to
 himself as he felt his cock rise a bit in his slacks
 just at the thought.

     It was a weekday, so his dad was at the shoe store,
 sticking his nose into other people's smelly feet. And
 his mom was out -- well, wherever it was she went.

     But Kelly was home. Kelly was his sister, the kind
 of young woman for whom the term "slut" was invented.
 Hell, Kelly was a slut's slut, Bud thought. Always
 wearing hooker clothes, her boobs sticking out, her
 cunt wet from one guy's cock and already looking for
 the next one.

     Like now. There she was on the couch, her legs
 splayed like she was getting it already. Tube top, no
 bra, her tits bulging out above the elastic, her nip-
 ples pressing bumps into the hot pink fabric. Bare
 stomach, short-short blue spandex mini doing little to
 conceal the view of her long, shapely legs encased in
 sparkly red nylons. Fire-engine red pumps with six-inch
 heels. Lipstick cherry red -- the only cherry she had
 left. Blond hair billowing out around her head. Bud
 licked his lips quickly before she noticed him.

     "Hey, it's the birthday eunuch," she said brightly,
 patting the worn-out sofa cushion next to her. "Cele-
 brating another year of your miserable life! Come on,
 I've got a present for you."

     He had to make it look good, so Bud swallowed his
 glee and gave his face a hang-dog look. "Aw, geez,
 Kel," he muttered. "Not again. Every year I get all
 excited and every year you give me some rotten present.
 Not this year. I'm not gonna do it. So just forget it."

     "Why, Bud Bundy," she pouted, her lips forming
 sultry curves. "I'm hurt. Well, OK, maybe I have been
 a little hard on you. But not this year. This year I
 got you something really great!"

     Bud did a calculated double-take. "R-really? Some-
 thing good?"

     "Absolutely."

     "Well, let me have it!"

     She pulled a box sloppily wrapped in tinfoil from
 under the couch. "Condolences for your loss," it said
 on the card. He looked at it, then at her. "Well, it
 was all I could find in the drawer," she said. "Go on,
 open it."

     Bud shredded the foil, uncovering a pale green box
 marked "Ferguson's Prime Dates."

     Puzzled, he pulled it open. The fruit squatted in
 individual brown paper cups.

     "Get it?" Kelly was giggling loudly. "Dates! 'Cause
 you couldn't get one any other way!" She poked him in
 the ribs. "Dates!"

     "Uh, yeah, funny, Kel," Bud said through gritted
 teeth. Inside, he was furious, but he couldn't afford
 to let his anger show. Not yet.

     "Oh, wait, there's more," his sister said, pulling
 out a much smaller package, also done up in wrinkled
 foil.

     More cautiously this time, Bud peeled away the
 foil. He revealed a package of condoms. He looked up
 at Kelly.

     "To use on your dates!" she shrieked, hugging her-
 self as she sailed off into gales of laughter.

     Bud forced a thin smile as he waited out her guf-
 faws. Finally she settled down, although she did erupt
 in a broad smirk once or twice.

     "Thanks, Kel," he said. "That's funny. Condoms for
 my dates." He slipped the thin package into a hip
 pocket. I'll need those later, he thought to himself.
 How sweet of her to provide them.

     "Uh, hey, Kel?" She had started to get up off the
 couch; now she sat back down.

     "Yeah, what?"

     "Uh, since it's my birthday and all, could you do
 me a favor?"

     She rolled her eyes. "God, Bud, I already gave you
 two presents. What more do you want?"

     "Well, could you -- could you help me with one of
 my magic tricks?"

     His sister groaned. Bud had been tormenting the
 family with magic tricks, always begging someone to
 pick a card, hold two ends of a rope, or do something.
 He'd heard all their jokes -- like, this time, could
 his trick be to make himself disappear? He'd swallowed
 it all, biding his time. Now, as Kelly formed her
 answer, Bud desperately hoped he hadn't gone too far,
 hadn't driven them all so crazy that she'd never say
 yes.

     "I really should be leaving," Kelly said at last,
 eyeing the door.

     "Aw, please, Kel?" Bud forced himself to whine. "It
 is my birrrrthday."

     His sister shifted away from him. "I really have
 to ..."

     Bud switched tactics, hoping to catch her off
 guard. "I could -- I could make it worth your while."

     "You!" Kelly snorted. "What could you do for me?"

     "I could tell you at what garage Bill Parker is
 going to be tonight at seven," Bud said, looking her
 straight in the eyes.

     "Who?" Kelly's voice affected a disinterested tone,
 but Bud saw the flicker of interest in her eyes. He'd
 hooked her.

     "Bill -- oh, well, if you don't even know him ..."

     "Parker? Parker?" Kelly feigned a search of her
 mind. Wouldn't take long, Bud snickered to himself.
 "Oh, yeah, I think I know him," she said. "Why would I
 care where he was going to be?"

     Bill was a studly football player that, Bud knew,
 Kelly had been drooling over for months. He had his own
 set of friends at school, though, and Kelly hadn't been
 able to break in. Bud knew his sister wouldn't want to
 pass up a chance to get him alone.

     "Oh, I don't know," Bud said aloud. "If you really
 don't care..."

     "No!" Kelly said, quickly. "I mean, well, maybe --
 OK. What would I have to do?"

     Bud smiled. "Just follow me."

     He could barely contain himself as he went up the
 stairs. It was working! Just a few more minutes and
 there would be no turning back. He had a brief moment
 of doubt, but then he thought about what was ahead and,
 as his cock rose, his fears disappeared.

     "Lie down on the bed," he told his sister, pushing
 open the door to his bedroom.

     "Bet you never said that to any other girl," she
 snickered, but she did as he said, putting her blond
 head on the pillows. "Now what?"

     Bud slipped on the dopey black cape he'd been using
 to turn himself into Bundini the Magnificent. "I just
 need a couple of props," he said, rummaging in a
 dresser drawer.

     He pulled out a shiny pair of handcuffs. "I bet you
 know how these go on, huh, Kel?" He permitted himself
 that little bit of sarcasm. Kelly, probably thinking
 about getting Bill Parker, said nothing and allowed Bud
 to snap the cuffs over her wrists.

     Then he slipped a loop of red and black bungie cord
 over one of her ankles, and repeated the motion with
 another cord around the other foot.

     "You're not going to do anything stupid, are you?"
 Kelly seemed a little uncertain. "You've got the key to
 these cuffs, right?"

     "Sure, Kel," Bud said, attaching first one cord and
 then the other to the foot of his bed, pulling her legs
 apart.

     "Good, 'cause -- hey, what is this?" Kelly tried to
 sit up.

     "Haven't you been in this position before?" Bud was
 moving toward the head of the bed now. "I bet you
 have."

     Kelly's eyes flared. "Just what are you ..." Before
 she could finish the sentence, Bud had grabbed her
 hands and yanked them up, slipping the cuffs around a
 hook he'd screwed into the wall. His sister was help-
 less now. She could move her legs only a little, just
 enough to bend her knees a few inches.

     "Hey, this hurts," she cried, tugging at the cuffs,
 which dug into her wrists. "Come on, let me go."

     Bud said nothing, looking down at her with a widen-
 ing grin.

     "Come on, you twerp," she said sharply. Bud
 frowned. "I mean, come on, my wonderful magician
 brother," she tried. "Let me go."

     "I don't think so, Kel," Bud said, pulling off his
 cape. "Not quite yet. I haven't done my magic trick
 yet. You're gonna like this one, Kel."

     Kelly pulled fiercely at her restraints. "LET ME
 GO!" she shouted.

     "There's no one to hear you," Bud said quietly as
 he opened a drawer in his nightstand. "But I don't
 really want to hear that screaming in my ear. Sorry I
 have to do this." He pulled out one of the red bandanas
 he used in some of his other tricks and swiftly knotted
 it around his sister's head as a gag.

     Her eyes followed him as he stepped back from the
 bed, and she muttered furiously.

     Bud took off his clothes slowly. When he pulled
 down his shorts Kelly redoubled her efforts to break
 free. The headboard banged against the wall, but she
 couldn't get loose.

     "Now do you see my trick, Kel?" Bud reached into
 the nightstand again and pulled out a leather-handled
 knife with a long, thin blade. He looked down at his
 sister, struggling on the bed. This was what he had
 been waiting for. Revenge for all those years of tor-
 ment and teasing. And revenge in the way that she would
 best understand. His young cock was already thick and
 hard, bobbing in front of him, as he slid the knife
 carefully under her Spandex mini.

     "Better not move too much," he told her. "I
 wouldn't want to hurt you."

     Kelly froze as Bud slid the knife under the
 material. With a sizzling move he slit the skirt all
 the way up and across the waistband. Flipping it aside,
 he sliced down this time, opening up her pantyhose.

     Almost reverently he pulled the stretchy material
 down and chopped it in half, exposing her curly bush
 and the red folds of her slit. Bud drew the sharp point
 of the knife down the folds. Kelly flinched and a tiny
 drop of bright red blood appeared.

     "Oh, now, see what you've done?" Bud lifted the
 knife. "I told you not to move."

     Moving more quickly now, he ripped open the side of
 her top. The elastic pulled it apart and her large,
 firm breasts bobbled free.

     Bud tossed the knife back into the drawer and
 crawled onto the bed beside his naked sister.

     Gently he caressed her quivering body, his finger-
 tips tracing the rise of her massive tits to her dark
 nipples, then down her firm stomach, through the curly
 hair to the folds of her cunt. He slipped a finger
 inside. She was almost completely dry, but in a few
 minutes of manipulation he had her wet and slick.

     "That's great, Kel," Bud whispered to her. "Now
 you're nice and ready for me. Isn't this great?" Kelly
 twisted underneath him, but clearly most of the fight
 had gone out of her, at least for the moment.

     "And I'm so glad you got me that birthday present,"
 he said, dropping off the bed and pulling his slacks
 off the floor. "You know what they say about how if you
 sleep with someone you sleep with everyone they've
 slept with. And with you, that's pretty much everyone,
 isn't it?"

     As he spoke, he pulled out the condom package,
 broke it open and slipped one over his engorged cock.

     "Perfect fit, Kel," he said, getting back on the
 bed and kneeling between her legs. "What a thoughtful
 gift."

     Bud looked down at her. Kelly's lush body was split
 open for him. Already he could smell the rich musk
 rising from her crotch. A thousand and one memories
 rushed at him of the times she'd ridiculed him. A
 hundred nights of masturbating in his bed, his eyes
 stinging with tears from Kelly's taunts about still
 being a virgin. And now, this.

     Kelly had closed her eyes tightly. He had hoped to
 look in her eyes when he shoved his cock into her. Oh,
 well.

     Bud crouched over his sister, licking her ample
 breasts, sucking on the nipples, burying his face in
 her cleavage, enjoying the moment.

     But the raging hard-on sent a pounding message to
 his brain and he couldn't wait any longer.

     Bud put the head of his dick to his sister's wet
 slit and pushed. It drove in easily and he was IN!

     The emotions were so strong that he almost came
 immediately, even though Kelly had apparently decided
 to stay as still as possible and it was like fucking a
 corpse. But Bud held back, holding himself inside her
 for several minutes while he got used to the feeling.

     And then he began to stroke. Kelly's cunt was not
 a very tight fit -- no surprise after all the guys
 she'd had -- but to Bud, having his first fuck, it was
 fantastic. The thin sheath of the condom did little to
 stop the incredible sensations as he pushed his cock
 into his sister's twat and then withdrew it slowly.

     He pressed his hairless chest onto hers, thrilling
 to the feeling of her tits rubbing against him.

     In and out, in and out he drove, until all too soon
 he felt the familiar surge and a blast of cum squirted
 out, flooding the tip of the rubber. Bud collapsed on
 top of Kelly.

     A minute or two later, when he rose off her, Kelly
 opened her eyes. Bud saw the spark of hope in them, the
 thought that it was all over.

     "Don't worry, Kel," he assured her. "That wasn't
 all. I got some great stuff from this mail-order cata-
 log. It should have me hard again in no time."

     And the cream worked, stinging his cock a little
 but bringing it back to full erection. Bud saw Kelly
 shut her eyes tightly and wince. He smiled.

     Through all the planning, he had sometimes worried
 that actually doing it with Kelly wouldn't be as good
 as his dreams.  What if she wasn't a good fuck? What
 if he started feeling guilty?

     But now those fears were completely gone. Kelly's
 ripe body was everything he'd hoped, and he had enough
 memories of her jokes to banish any guilt. This was
 just going to be one hell of a fuck.

     Again he drove his dick into her, and again she
 tried to hold still.

     But as Bud continued to pound away at her cunt,
 Kelly began to return the motion, lifting her hips at
 his thrusts. Bud realized that a whore like his sister
 must really like sex; even getting raped wouldn't stop
 her from getting into it. The thought drove his lust
 even higher.

     He slammed his cock into her sopping wet tunnel,
 pounding away. Faster and faster they went, 10 minutes,
 20, a half hour.

     Suddenly Kelly jerked stock-still, and then her
 body heaved up and down rapidly. An orgasm, Bud
 realized with a shock. He'd fucked her till she came!
 Frantically he increased his own speed until he felt
 his cum burst out again.

     "God, that was great, Kel," he told her when he got
 his breath back. She looked him in the eye for a second
 and then looked away. That was OK, he thought. Give her
 time and she'd realize she didn't have to leave the
 house to get a good fuck.

     Bud lay atop his sister's hot, sweaty body for
 several minutes, then got up to take a pee.

     As he got back to his room, he heard the front door
 open. Quickly he slipped his clothes back on and pulled
 from the dresser drawer a paper bag that clinked as he
 lifted it.

     "Mom?" he called, opening his bedroom door a crack.
 "Is that you?"

     "Yeah, Bud," she shouted back.

     Bud slipped out of the room, closing the door be-
 hind him, and raced down the stairs.

     His mom was teetering on her high heels in the
 living room, bending over as she sorted through several
 shopping bags. Her wide ass was waving in Bud's face,
 tugging at the seams of her black miniskirt.

     "Hi, Mom," Bud said as he skidded to a halt next
 to her.

     She straightened up and turned to face him.

     "Oh, hi, Bud," she said lazily. Bud's mom had huge
 tits, maybe twice the size of Kelly's, he thought,
 their round mounds bulging out of the deep V of her
 blouse's neckline. Bud forced himself to look away
 from them and up to her heavily mascara'ed face and
 the stiff cloud of dark hair.

     "Did you get me anything for my birthday?" he asked
 eagerly.

     "Your -- uh, sure, here," she said, digging into
 one of the bags. She came up with a rat-tailed comb
 in bright pink plastic. "Here you go. Happy Birthday,
 Bud."

     Bud stared at it. He wasn't sure if he was going
 to be able to go through with this part of his plan,
 but that made it easier.

     "Uh, thanks, Mom," he said. He turned away from her
 and then slowly spun back. "Uh, Mom? Could you help me
 with a magic trick?"
 
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