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Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- The Brownstone On Broderick Avenue by Andrew Troy Keller (atk440@aol.com) *** After the band known as Van Halen completes another successful concert at a Chicago music hall, both Eddie and Valerie drive their rental car back to their hotel, only to have that car slow to a complete stop in front of a brownstone residence. (FF, MF, bi, celeb, bd, drugs, voy) *** Author Note: Happy Birthday to both Eddie Van Halen(53)and Janet Lupo(58)! ATK 2008 *** It was during the evening hours of July 26th within the City of Chicago, Illinois that the most popular rock band on this very planet Earth known as Van Halen had just finished performing yet another successful concert in a popular music hall and said 'good night' to all of the loyal fans who were still cheering and applauding just in time for the band's lead singer whose name happens to be Eddie Van Halen and his beloved wife, a beautiful actress named Valerie Bertinelli had said 'good night' to his fellow band members whose names were David Lee Roth, Wolfgang Van Halen and Alex Van Halen before they had gotten into their rental car and drove themselves away from the music hall. But they were both unable to make it to their hotel and it was because that as soon as they had turned themselves on to Broderick Avenue, the rental car that they were driving in had suddenly and unexpectedly slowed to a complete stop in front of a brownstone residence, which had caused a confused Valerie to turn her eyes toward her rocker husband and ask, "Eddie- sweetie, why do I have a feeling that running out of gas in front of this place is not your idea?" "Don't worry, Valerie. Hopefully, I'll be able to get it restarted and get our butts back to the hotel safe and sound," that was what a confidant Eddie had said to Valerie after he had placed his gentle hand on top of his loving bride's and before he had tried to restart the car without any success, causing the suddenly enraged rock star to slam his fist on the dashboard and say, "God fucking dammit! I don't believe this shit!" But then, after he had taken a deep breath and calmed himself down, the Val Halen lead singer had his eyes toward the very brownstone that he and Valerie had suddenly ran out of gas in front of and said, "Well, Valerie. I hate to tell you this but we have no choice but to walk ourselves up tot hat door and see if there's someone who would allow us to call for a tow truck," before the rock star and his Hollywood wife had gotten themselves out of the car, walked up to the front door of the brownstone and knocked on the door. Of course, that was before the door had opened itself up and allowed a blonde female who was bearing a striking resemblance to Playboy Magazine's November 1975 Playmate Of The Month known as Janet Lupo to stand in front of both Eddie and Valerie and ask, "Hello, is there something that you need help with?" Which -- in turn -- was before the Van Halen lead singer and his beautiful bride had stepped into the residence and turned their eyes toward the Janet Lupo look-alike just in time for him to take a deep breath and answer, "As a matter of fact, my wife and I had came in here in order to use your phone to call for a tow truck because our car had suddenly slowed to a stop outside your door." "Oh, well. In that case, how about I make that phone call for you? By the way, I'm only asking you this out of curiosity. You're Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli. Am I right?", that was the question that the Janet Lupo clone had asked the couple just before Valerie had let out a big smile and answered, "Why yes, we are. May I ask what your name is?" Which had caused the small smiling blonde babe to walk herself over to the couple, give Valerie a friendly handshake and answer, "My name is Victoria Nealon and if you also want me to do so, I shall fix you guys something to drink while you wait for that tow truck to get here. Okay?" And after both Eddie and Valerie had looked and shrugged their shoulders at each other and said 'okay' to the beautiful blonde hostess, they had walked into the living room and sat themselves down on the sofa before Victoria had stepped into the kitchen and started pouring some iced tea for herself and her two newfound guests, who were both unable to suspect that she was also mixing some strange green liquid into their glasses of iced tea. And then, after she had carried the three glasses of iced tea into the living room and handed two of those glasses to Eddie and Valerie, Victoria had raised up her glass, took a deep breath and said, "And now, my friends. It's time for a toast. Here's to you, Eddie and Valerie. Welcome to my humble abode. At least, for a short while." Before they had shared a small chuckle between them, clinked their glasses of iced tea together and gulped down the iced tea within them. But of course, that was the very same green liquid that was mixed into their iced tea had suddenly caused both Eddie and Valerie to become very sleepy and have no other choice but to drop their heads down on the sofa and become unconscious just in time for a small smiling Victoria to press a button on a wall and the basement door to open and allow a young and beautiful maiden in a maid costume that had looked like it was ordered out of an Adam And Eve catalog to step out of that doorway, walk over to her blonde mistress and ask, "Is it time?" "Yes, Melissa. It is time." That was the answer that Victoria had given the beautiful maid, who had picked up the glasses that the iced tea were in and carried them back into the kitchen before she had helped her blonde mistress carry the unconscious couple down to the basement, where Victoria had stripped off all of her clothes, put on a teddy, rubbed her hands together and said, "Okay, Melissa! Let's get these two assholes naked!" And of course, as soon as he had finally opened his eyes, placed his hands on his forehead and asked, "Oooohhhh! What the fucking hell was the truck that hit me?" Eddie had sat himself up and shockingly discovered that he has been placed in another room, stripped bare ass naked and unable to see Valerie anywhere in the room that he has been placed in, causing a concerned Eddie to get himself back up to his feet, step out of the room and yell, "HEY, VALERIE! WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU OKAY? VALERIE?" But as soon as he had walked himself into another room and discovered that his own wife has been placed in a crotchless embroidered panty and tied down to a pool table and Melissa had placed one end of the Thick 'N Thicker double dong inside her hot, wet pussy and began pumping the other end in and out of Valerie's exposed cunt, a confused Eddie had looked upon the entire scene like he was about to ask, "What the fucking hell is going on here? Has everyone in this place lost their fucking heads?" But just as he was about to those words, the Van Halen lead singer had turned his head towards the left and discovered that Victoria was pumping two of her fingers in and out of her hot, moist snatch and caressing her own tits just before she had turned her eyes toward Eddie, let out a small smile and said, "Well, I see that you're finally awake! Come on, Eddie! Admit it! You really do enjoy watching your wife getting fucked by another woman!" And then, after she had looked down and noticed that Eddie was already stroking his stiff cock, the gleeful Victoria had picked up a tube of Hard-On Sex Creme, moved herself closer to the Van Halen hunk and said, "Oooohhhh, yes. I thought so. You're just like a good friend of mine known as Mitchell Kane with the Carmen Luvana life-sized vibro-doll. You really are in need fo a good fuck." Before she had squirted some of the cream out of the tube and began rubbing it on Eddie's stone hard dick. Then, after they had moved themselves closer to Melissa and her helpless sex partner and Eddie had placed his stiff cock inside the beautiful maid's asshole and his hands on her firm breasts, Victoria had placed herself over Valerie's face and her hands on Melissa's bare shoulders and allowed her maid to start sucking on her stiff mounds and the helpless Hollywood star to start licking on her cunt, causing both Eddie and Valerie to suddenly realize that even though they were both being forced to have hot and steamy sex against their will. They were able to experience the one thing that they had never experienced with any size group before which happens to be pure and untamed erotica and enjoying every minute of it. That was before Valerie has been finally freed from her bondage, Eddie had placed his stone hard dick inside his beloved bride's cunt and began licking on Victoria's snatch, Valerie had started licking on Melissa's pussy and caressing her firm breasts and the blonde mistress had placed her hand on her beautiful maid's silky smooth naked thigh and began sucking on her bare toes. A sexually-energized Melissa had placed her hands on Valerie's bare back and yelled at the top of her lungs, "AAAAHHHH, YES!THAT'S IT!DO IT, VALERIE!DO IT, VICTORIA! TOUCH ME! SUCK ON MY TOES! SUCK MY WET PUSSY DRY! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!" And then, after the four newfound lovers had started moving themselves harder and faster and their lovemaking has finally been able to call a tow truck for the stalled rental car, Eddie, Valerie, Victoria and Melissa had came and collapsed due to exhaustion and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover's embrace just before the sound of a speeding truck honking its horn had caused the Van Halen lead singer and his beloved bride to suddenly wake themselves up from their nap and discover that they had somehow been placed inside their rental car and it was running again. And after they had also discovered that it was already dawn of the next day, a confused Valerie had turned her confused eyes toward Eddie and asked, "Sweetheart, could you please at least try to answer this question for me? Was what we had experienced a dream or something else all together?" Before the small-smiling rock star had placed his gentle hand on top of his loving wife's, took a deep breath and answered, "To tell you the truth, Valerie. I really don't know but I could tell you this much. That if we're going to allow ourselves to be doing something in Chicago again, I might feel like paying another visit to this little brownstone right here on Broderick Avenue." THE END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Celebrity Parody Archive