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(F/m, 1st, anal, celeb-parody) *** Welcome back to the final night of battle rounds. Blake's final two artists are ready to hear their battle song. "Jordan..." Blake Shelton says, looking at Jordan Rager. "Versus Naia. You guys will be performing a Jason Mraz song called "I'm Yours". Jordan grins and nods his head but in reality he's scared shitless. Private Interview: "If you asked me to sing it right now it wouldn't work out very well. I'm not familiar with it at all. Back to Blake, Jordan and Naia. "I like this battle because you're so completely different from each other," says Blake. "Jordan, you have that country rasp in your voice. And Naia, you have that laid-back quality in your sound. This should be a really good battle." Private Interview: "Jordan's country as dirt," Says Blake. "And I chose a reggae/pop song, which lends itself a little bit more to Naia. But Jordan is the one who probably has the opportunity to really blow people away, and say Oh, my god, I never thought that kid could do that." During the blind auditions, seventeen year old Georgia high school student Jordan Rager showed up with more than just a passion for music. "What's the main reason you want Blake to turn around?" Jordan was asked. His father grinned and his mom laughed as Jordan looked embarrassed. "Hopes that I might get to meet his wife" [a.k.a. Miranda Lambert] he said sheepishly. Both parents laugh. Private interview: "I started playing at bars when I was about sixteen year old and I was started getting into places that were offering to pay me to come play. It's how I make my money back home." And Jordan's country rasp caused Blake to push his button - "You're the first real country singer, and I'm the only one here who get that" - landing him a place on Blake's team. Now that the song is set Jordan and Naia meet with Blake to rehearse the song. Private interview: "Obvious favorite in this battle - as of now - is probably Naia," Says Jordan. "It's a pop song, she's a pop singer and, I'm a country singer. So, I got work to do, to say the least." "You ever due any harmonies?" Blake asks Jordan. "Here and there. I can try." Private interview: "I don't do harmonies a whole lot, so when Blake looked at me and said 'I think you're going to have to do harmonies' it scared me." Private interview: "I'm a little bit worried about Jordan," Says Blake. "Is he a great, unique-sounding singer? Absolutely. When you take him out of his element, is he scared? Apparently. The good news is we got many days to work this out." After rehearsal, Jordan meets with Blake and his advisor, country superstar Miranda Lambert. Jordan shakes hands with Blake [who towers over the short, skinny teen]. "This is my wife, Miranda," Blake tells him. "Hey," Says Miranda. "How are you? Nice to meet you," She says as they hug. "Nice to meet you," Jordan says, trying to keep his composure. 'Shit', he thinks to himself nervously. "I hope she didn't feel my erection,' which popped when he saw her in her tight jeans, low-cut top and open flannel shirt. Private Interview: "Going into rehearsal, my advisor was Miranda Lambert, which I thought was pretty cool. She's one of my favorite female artists. I'd be lying if I said Miranda wasn't hot. What's up?" Says Jordan before he laughs. During rehearsal, Miranda sings with Jordan who still can't get the song right. "It's just a confidence thing with you is all it is, man," Says Blake. Miranda gives Jordan a sympathetic look and commends him on what he is doing right. Private interview: "I think Jordan has a lot of work to do," Says Miranda. "A lot of the work is not about singing it's about inside his heart and his mind." "Working with Blake and Miranda has been great for me because it's really helping me grow so hopefully that'll help me out a lot." Later that night Jordan tossed and turned, unable to sleep, his mind filled with worries, and his skinny young body covered in sweat. A soft knock on his door distracted his mind. He rose and went to the door. "Who is it?" He half-whispered. "It's Miranda," Replied an equally quiet voice. 'Oh, shit!' Jordan said to himself as he threw on a t-shirt over his scrawny chest and jeans over his boxers. He opened the door a crack. "Hi," He said. Miranda smiled. "I just wanted to come check on you. May I come in?" "Sure," Jordan said, opening the door so Miranda could enter, before closing it once more. They were both nearly the same height. Jordan's erection returned, being so close to her, not to mention alone with her... "I won't beat around the bush," Miranda began. "Jordan, are you a virgin?" His mouth fell open, his eyes bugged out and he turned pale. "W-what?!? I-I..." Miranda smiled and placed her hand on his chest. "It's nothing to be embarrassed about," She said reassuringly, letting her hand glide down his chest to his lower belly. "But it might be one of the reasons for your lack of confidence. I can fix that..." Jordan blushed darkly. Did she really mean... Before he could think about it long, Miranda began to undress. Soon she stood before him naked as the day she was born; her massive dark-nippled tits, her soft, curvy midsection, her unshaven mass of dark pubes, her full butt and thighs... Miranda tugged Jordan's shirt over his head before she dropped to her knees. She undid his jeans and pushed them down to his ankles with his boxers. 'Nice', she thought. His was almost as long as Blake's though it was skinny. Miranda smiled, giving his cock a few jerks. Once the kid had a few fucks under his belt it'd thicken up nicely... She leaned forward and took his cock between her full lips. Jordan closed his eyes and moaned. Miranda loved a hard cock in her mouth. Soon she was deep throating him like a porn star. The pleasure was too much for Jordan; soon he was filling her mouth with his spew just as she'd planned. Miranda knew he'd cum quick his first time. She greedily swallowed down his thick load. When she slid her mouth off of his cock Miranda was pleasantly surprised to see he was still rock hard. She helped Jordan step out of his jeans and boxers. Miranda stood up, kissed him on the lips before maneuvering him over to the bed and pushing him down on it. She smiled as she got on the bed and mounted him. Miranda wasn't on the pill, so when she took hold of his shaft and lowered herself down onto him, she took his cock up her tight butt. She'd always been curious to try anal but was afraid of Blake's thick cock. Miranda moaned as she took his cock up her rectum fully. She sat still as she got used to the feeling of it back there. She opened her eyes and saw Jordan staring at her massive, hard-nippled tits. "Go ahead," She prodded. "You know you want to." Without hesitation he reached up and cupped her tits. Miranda moaned. He began to knead them as she started to slowly move up and down his cock. As she got used to it more Miranda rode his cock faster and harder. Jordan began to pinch and twist her big nipples. When her first orgasm hit he sat up and began to suck on Miranda's nipples back and forth. He was now kneading her tits roughly. Miranda wished to herself Blake loved her large tits as much as this boy did... After she came four more times she climbed off of his cock. "Why don't you try, big boy?" Miranda said, getting on her hands and knees and offering him her butt. "All right!" Jordan said as he sat up. Cock in hand he slid up behind her. "Ass only now!" She said, looking back over her shoulder at him as she held her butt cheeks apart. He nodded and pushed the head into her anus. Then he began ramming in and out of her. Miranda loved it. Jordan reached under her and kneaded her huge tits, addicted now to them. Who wouldn't be? He went at Miranda's tits as he rammed her harder and harder, causing her to nearly lose consciousness. He fucked her for nearly twenty minutes, making her orgasm dozens of times before blowing his load deep up Miranda's anal chute... "...It's a really tough decision, but I'm going to have to go with... Jordan," Blake said. The audience went wild. "Man, I knew you had it in you, you just needed to find that inner confidence. I can't help but wonder what came over you, though..." Jordan smiled. 'If only you knew...' Both he and Miranda thought to themselves at the same time, Miranda also smiling, not minding how sore her butt hole was... THE END ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life in anyway shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any of the scenarios in this story; should seriously consider seeking professional help. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Celebrity Parody Archive