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Authors name: Allen Bergmann (bergmann69@yahoo.com)
Story title : Adventures at the Bundy House

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Adventures at the Bundy House
by Allen Bergmann (bergmann69@yahoo.com)

***

It was a beautiful morning in all of Chicago. The sun 
was slowly starting to come up, the birds were singing, 
and Al Bundy was enjoying his favorite part of the day, 
his sleep. It was the only time where nobody bothered 
him. In his sleep, he could think back on how great of a 
football he was.

Also, he continuously fantasized about the girls in his 
favorite magazine, Big Uns. All those hooters for his 
disposal in his dreams, it was perfect. Even though his 
wife, Peggy, had pretty nice tits of her own, Al only 
liked other women whom he felt didn't set out to destroy 
his life.

That morning, Peggy woke up unusually early. Al had not 
gotten up for work yet. She was very sexually 
frustrated, and had been for a long time. Al hadn't 
placed a finger on her for months now. He only promised 
her sex when their anniversary came up, and that was 
almost six months away. Meanwhile, she had tried 
millions of approaches to turn Al on but nothing worked. 

She wore all kinds of erotic lingerie, but to no avail. 
All Peggy could do was masturbate. She was thinking 
about masturbating at that very moment on her bed, until 
she came across something very interesting. She pulled 
the covers off the bed and headed for the bedroom to get 
her vibrator, but as she peeked at Al on the way there, 
she noticed that he had his dick sticking out of his 
boxers. Al apparently was having some sort of an erotic 
dream because his dick was rock hard.

Al had a huge dick. It must have been close to 12 or 13 
inches long and quite thick as well. Even though he 
didn't know how to use it, it was the only dick that 
really ever pleased Peggy. She had quite a large pussy 
and it would take Al's entire dick inside. She stared at 
it for about one minute before she decided to take 
action. Peggy knew there would be no better chance.

She bent over in front of it and took it into her mouth. 
Peggy loved sucking dick. To her it didn't taste like 
dick, it tasted like a lollipop. She went up and down at 
it, then stop to lick the length of the shaft. She even 
took all of Al's balls into her mouth. Al, who wasn't 
very aware of what was going on, thought he was still 
dreaming and began to moan. Peggy continued sucking Al 
and eventually she would stop and stroke the shaft. 

She was in heaven. Having his dick in her mouth was 
something that didn't happen very often. Suddenly as she 
felt his balls with her free hand she felt them tremble 
slightly and she knew Al was about to cum. She took as 
much of his dick possible into her mouth and swallowed 
every bit of semen squirted into her mouth. She was a 
real pro, she would continue jerking him off to make 
sure none was left. She then spent her time talking to 
the dick and even sucking it as it went limp. "Oh, you 
done good baby. You done real good." Al, who woke up as 
he heard this noticed Peg down there in front of his 
dick and jumped out of bed. "Peg, what the hell do you 
think you're doing?"

"Gee, I don't know Al, it's been a long time you know."

"Well, I don't want to see you doing it again."

"Jesus Al. I don't know why God decided to curse you 
with that big dick of yours. It's the only reason I veer 
liked you in the first place." Al looked at his penis 
and began to stroke it a few times. He caressed the 
entire length with his left hand first and then he 
switched to his right hand. "Yeah, it's a beauty isn't 
it?" To Peggy her morning had not been a total loss. She 
sucked a little cock and then masturbated. Al, like 
always, paid no attention to her and then left for work. 
He mounted the old dodge, set the radio station to the 
oldies, and drove off to the shoe store. Meanwhile, 
Peggy decided to take a shower. 

Their 19-year-old son Bud, a socially challenged person, 
entered his parent's room in search of his father's 
dirty magazines. He checked to see if anyone was in 
there and then proceeded to go in. 

As he got the case out of his dad's closet, he felt a 
sudden urge to pee, so he went into the bathroom. As he 
went inside he saw Peggy coming out of the shower. He 
saw almost every inch of her body. They both screamed 
and Bud ran out of the room, as Peggy covered herself 
up. She was very embarrassed by the situation, and 
decided to confront Bud about it. She slipped on some 
underwear and a robe and went into his room. She walked 
into his room and saw him lying down on his bed with the 
covers up to his waist. There was a bump in between his 
legs and sticking from between his legs. He obviously 
got very aroused from seeing her. 

Even though he was her son, she still liked the fact 
that she turned him on. It had been a long time since 
she raised some dick. She looked at him and decided to 
have a little fun with him. "Hi honey. Look, what you 
saw in there was a little accident."

"Yeah I know Mom. I'm sorry."

"Oh, there's nothing to be sorry about. It's only 
natural. You just saw a naked woman in there. I know you 
wanted to see me naked." Bud's eyes opened up wide. He 
always had wanted to see her naked, but he had no idea 
that she knew. "What! How would you know Mom?"

"Well sweetie, for starters your dick is as strong as a 
tent pole right now isn't it?" She reached into his 
sheets and touched his dick through his briefs. 

She squeezed it gently before Bud's reaction forced her 
hand off. "Now, now sweetie. I'm your Mommy. Let me see 
it."

"No Mom! It's embarrassing."

"C'mon honey, you saw me naked."

"Well, I'll show you if you show me again."

"Hahaha! Oh Bud, you want to see me so bad don't you 
honey? You want to know how else I know that you want 
me?"

"How?"

"You go through my panty drawer don't you?"

"What! Of course not!"

"Honey, I found cum stains on them, and I know it isn't 
your dad."

Bud had a guilty look on his face now. Peggy who was 
having fun with Bud took her robe off. She was wearing a 
tight black thong with matching bra. "These panties 
don't look familiar honey?" All Bud could do was stare. 
He was so nervous he was in cold sweats. Peggy took off 
her bra to expose her two huge breasts. Her nipples were 
huge and hard. They were a perfect match her tits.

She pulled down her panties slowly exposing her thick 
red bush. As the first strands of hair came into view, 
Bud nearly came. Peggy stopped pulling her panties down 
until she reached the beginning of her slit. All Bud 
could see to this point was pubic hair. Peggy looked at 
him and said, "Now Bud, show me."

Bud lowered the sheets to expose one of the smallest 
dicks that Peggy had ever seen. It must have been about 
3 inches or just a bit longer. She laughed right in his 
face. "Oh Bud, wow, you don't think you're going to do 
anything to me with that thing do you?" As Peggy gently 
stroked it, a lot of pre-cum just oozed out of the tip 
of his dick. As she did so he placed his hands in 
between her legs. He didn't ask permission because he 
wasn't sure what his Mom would say. He felt her pussy 
through her panties.

All he could really feel was a bunch of wet hair and a 
bit of skin behind that. Peggy wasn't sure about all of 
this, but she let Bud have his moment for a few more 
seconds. Just as he sunk one of his fingers inside the 
side of her panty, she took his hand away. All Bud felt 
was one of Peggy's pussy lips; he was so close to her 
slit, yet no cigar!

"Now Bud, I never gave you permission to touch me there. 
You can touch my tits if you want to."

With that, Bud started massaging his mother's chest. 
Both of his hands were filled up, and he tugged hardly 
at her nipples. Peggy was so wet, that even Bud's bed 
was soaked with her stains. Her juices went straight 
through her panties. She decided to take them off. She 
ordered Bud to stand up in front of her. "Bud, show me 
what you do with my panties. Do it now, or I'll put them 
back on."

Even though it would be Bud's most humiliation moment, 
it was also his very first sexual escape of this size. 
He took her panties and pressed them up against his nose 
as he masturbated himself with his free hand. About 
three seconds of doing that he came. He shot three long 
strands of cum right on Peggy's tits.

"Oh baby, so soon?"

Peggy placed his dick in between her huge tits and 
titty-fucked him for a minute or two. His dick didn't 
even bother to go down after he came, it just continued 
to stand up. Peggy spread her legs on his bed to reveal 
to Bud his first real pussy. Her bush was nearly 
perfect. Her mound was covered by beautiful red, thick 
pubic hair. Her labia were rather large, and so was 
everything in between. Her pussy hole was completely 
visible to Bud's eyes, and as she spread her pussy some 
more, her big clit came into view. 

Bud had never seen a clit that big, not even in 
magazines. It was the perfect match to all her other 
large endowments.

"Now Bud, put my panties on your head so that the part 
where my pussy goes can cover your mouth and nose. I 
want you to look at me through the leg holes. Also, 
don't you dare touch your dick."

After he did so, she made him beg to eat her pussy.

"Oh please Mom , let me touch you. I've never touched a 
girl there before. I've masturbated so much throughout 
the past few years."

Peggy took one of her fingers and placed it on her clit. 
"Wanna lick here honey?"

"Oh yes Mommy please!"

She then stuck her finger slowly into her pussy. "Want 
to put your tiny little pee pee in here sweetie?"

"Please Mommy let me."

"How bad do you want me sweetie?"

"Oh, very, very much. You don't know this but I spy on 
you all the time. I love catching peeks at you in your 
sexy pajamas, and I try your skirts all the time. I 
search your panty drawer constantly searching for new 
panties. Please Mommy, let me touch you."

Peggy looked at his poor little eyes and said, "You know 
what honey?"

"What?"

She stood up and placed her hand on his dick. She 
noticed that while Bud begged, pre-cum would be oozing 
from the tip of his dick. She knew it was ready to blow. 
All she did was squeeze it, and Bud came in her hand. 
She then answered him, 

"Well, your pathetic." She then walked pass him and went 
towards the door. She turned around and said, "Oh Bud."

He turned around with high hopes thinking she changed 
his mind, but the she said, "When your dick grows give 
me a call."

So then she left. Leaving him standing there with a 
pathetic sized boner, wearing her panties on his face. 
He was completely humiliated, but nevertheless, he saw 
her pussy. Weeks passed and Bud tried couldn't get that 
day out of his head. He had dreamt about that moment for 
so long, that when it actually happened, it was perfect. 
He always wondered what a pussy with red pubic hair 
looked like, and he finally saw. He needed a plan to get 
someone to sleep with him.

He sat next to his window and thought about it for hours 
and nothing occurred to him. Suddenly, as he stared out 
into the dark and cold street, Marcy Darcy drove up into 
her driveway. Bud could see into the Darcy's driveway 
from his room, in fact, he could see just about any room 
for that matter that faced the Bundy residence. Bud, 
along with almost everybody else in his house hated 
Marcy for being such a show-off. Her husband, Jefferson, 
lonely lived with her because of her money. He was a 
well-built and handsome man, who gave her sex in return. 

Bud, being such an astute young man, had taken pictures 
of them having sex lots of times. Marcy liked to get a 
little wild and crazy in bed. She wore leather, and 
spanked Jefferson for hours. In the past, Bud only took 
those pictures to bribe Jefferson for some money, but 
now he found another reason to use them. 

Hell, Bud was so horny that he would even want to fuck 
Marcy by now. He didn't care that she didn't have big 
tits like his Mom, all he wanted was to finally get 
laid. He took his pictures and went next-door. He knew 
which window was hers by taking all his pictures, and 
decided to climb up and through it. When he reached it, 
he waited for the perfect moment to come inside.

Marcy came home from work and went straight up to her 
bedroom to change. She worked in a bank so she had to 
dress up pretty conservatively. She went into the 
bathroom first to take off her makeup and then came into 
the bedroom again. She took off her skirt, and as she 
started taking off her pantyhose, Bud decided to come 
into her room. She didn't see him so she finished taking 
it off.

As she turned around she nearly screamed from the sudden 
fright. All she was wearing was a blouse and a pair of 
panties, which quickly caught Bud's attention because 
they were sheer to the point of her labia. Bud could see 
her dark brown, nearly black, bush straight through her 
panties. She caught him staring and covered her 
underwear by placing both of her hands in front of them. 
"Bud, what the hell are you doing here you little 
pervert!"

"Oh, Ms. Darcy please don't get mad. I just wanted to 
know if you could get naked for me. Look, I'll show you 
if you show me." He quickly took off his pants, exposing 
his tiny penis to her.

"Why you little shit! Get that tiny little dick out of 
here!"

"Fine, let's do it the hard way."

Bud took out the pictures from his pants and threw them 
at her. "I'm sure your co-workers would just love to see 
these." Marcy took one hand to look at the photographs, 
and used the other to cover her lower front part from 
Bud. She couldn't believe what she was seeing. In the 
pictures she was doing everything. 

There was one picture of her sucking Jefferson's dick. 
It wasn't just any picture of her giving a blow job. Bud 
had shot that scene with close-ups. Her face was huge in 
the photo and her mouth was just completely filled up 
with cock. The rest of the pictures were of her in her 
leather outfit with Jefferson fucking her and eating her 
out. She looked up at him with a disgusted look on her 
face. "You little bastard."

"Shut up Marcy. Now, are you willing to cooperate."

"What is it that you want." She didn't want to, but had 
no choice.

"For starters, take your hands out of the way."

She removed both hands from the front of her panties, 
giving Bud yet another look at them. He walked over to 
her and fixed his eyes right in the middle of her legs. 
"That's a nice dark bush you got there Ms. Darcy." Marcy 
was blonde before, but with time her hair grew darker 
and darker, along with her pubic hair. Sarcastically she 
said, "Thanks Bud."

"Why don't I just take a better look." He placed his 
fingers inside the waistband of her panties and pulled 
them forward. Her underwear moved forward, allowing Bud 
a view at her pussy if he just looked down. As he looked 
all he could see was thick hair, with just a hint of the 
outline of her labia. "Hmm, nice. Why don't you take off 
you shirt for me Ms. Darcy."

"Love to Bud." Again sarcastically.

Marcy did so and then was told to take her bra off to. 
After she obeyed once again, her tiny little tits came 
into view. Bud massaged them and started to laugh. "We 
both have pathetic and tiny endowments don't we Ms. 
Darcy?" 

Her pink nipples got hard and were the size of skittles. 
Bud pulled her close to him until their mouthes were 
just centimeters apart. His dick rose and he placed it 
between her legs. He pressed the tip of his cock against 
her panties. He felt her bushy labia with his dick, as 
he rubbed it against that area. "Oh Ms. Darcy, this 
feels good."

He couldn't take it any more, so he kissed her. His 
tongue probed her mouth. 

Marcy, who was a bit turned on by all of this, used her 
tongue to kiss him back. The just stood there French 
kissing for a while. Marcy realized that she was 
probably this kid's first sexual encounter and she 
wanted to make it worthwhile for the kid, at least, 
parts of it. When they finally broke apart he commanded 
her again, "Ok bitch, now suck my dick."

Marcy had enough of this ridiculous charade and took 
Bud's balls into her palm. She then squeezed on them 
rather firmly. "Oh, Ms. Darcy, you're doing this a bit 
too tight."

"Now you listen to me you little shit. I don't know whom 
you think you are coming into my house and doing this to 
me, but I won't put up for it. I was being nice up till 
now, but when you start talking badly to me forget it! I 
could rip your balls off right now if I want to. You're 
not going to fuck me Bud. Do you hear me? This is as far 
as you go. And if you ever show anybody any copies of 
these pictures, trust me, I will fucking hunt you down 
like a dog and kill you." As she was saying all of this, 
she was squeezing his balls harder and harder.

"No please! Ok Ms. Darcy, you win."

She let him go. He fell to his knees gently massaging 
his balls. Marcy stood there in front of him smiling. 
Before she had a chance to leave Bud used the little 
strength he had left to ask her, "Ms. Darcy, could I at 
least see your vagina? I mean, I've seen it in the 
pictures I took before." She thought about it for a 
little while and decided to let him see. After all, she 
was just bluffing a while ago. She would die if anybody 
saw those pictures.

She slowly lowered her panties to show him her pussy. 
After she took them off Bud just stared continuously at 
it. He loved the way her pubic hair shaped into a 
perfect "V" shape and how her clit kind of just poked 
its hood from the middle of her labia. He even began 
drooling. "Marcy, may I stick my face in there? Please!"

She was rather horny. "Ok Bud, but just for a few 
seconds and then you're out of here."

Almost before she could even finish her sentence Bud had 
his face between her legs. He loved every minute of it. 
The aroma, the taste, the feeling. Marcy was blown away 
by the whole situation. Bud was actually giving her the 
best oral sex she had ever had. She had always liked 
rough sex and Bud's tongue was hard and fast all over 
the place. You see, Jefferson only slept with Marcy for 
her money so he really didn't care if he was doing a 
good job in bed. Hell, it had been so long before Marcy 
had good sex that by the time she got Jefferson, she 
thought he was doing a good job.

But now came Bud, and he was spectacular. His tongue 
lapped up all of her juices. He used it to fuck her 
pussy hole with, massage the entire slit, and perfectly 
massage her clit. Within a matter of five minutes Bud 
had give Marcy three orgasms. He just wouldn't stop 
after each one; he would just keep going. This was all 
new to him so he wanted to enjoy it the best he could. 
He didn't just give Marcy the usual; he gave her one of 
those orgasms that made your entire body tremble from 
head to toe with delight.

She pulled him back and told became his boss now. 
"Listen you little shit, get the fuck on the bed now!" 
Bud was amazed at Marcy now. "Fuck me Bud, Jesus, you're 
all I've been waiting for my whole life."

Once again, Bud fucked Marcy in a way that she only 
remembered in college, except this one was much better. 
Even though Bud's dick was small, he used it well. He 
slammed it in and out of her a million times. Jefferson 
was just as bad in bed as he was with oral sex, only now 
was the time Marcy was realizing it.

Bud did every thing Marcy liked. He made her moan as he 
sucked her tits nice and hard while gently biting her 
nipples. His dick was like the energizer bunny. It just 
kept going and going, orgasm after orgasm. Even after 
Bud came inside of her, he just wouldn't stop.

After they fucked in every different kind of position 
Marcy had him spank her, which to him was a lifelong 
dream of doing it to a woman. SMACK! Right on the ass 
with some wooden paddles that Marcy had in her closet. 
Marcy was in heaven. Bud later suggested fucking her in 
the ass. She loved the idea and made Bud lick and finger 
her ass till it was nice and ready. He stuck it inside 
her and used the paddle to continue smacking her.

So this is what happened in the Darcy residence until 
Jefferson got back from the local nudie bar. When they 
heard the car pull up, Bud quickly changed and left, but 
not after he and Marcy promised to fuck each other's 
brains out every week.

The month after that happened, something else happened 
in the Bundy residence, but this time it happened to Al. 
He came home early one day and after he decided to go to 
the bathroom and take care of business, he overheard 
Kelly speaking on the phone. "No Kim, my parents don't 
know I got one done. Besides, they wouldn't care. 
They're too dumb enough to know what it is anyway."

Al got really mad at his daughter for speaking about him 
in that way and marched into her room. "Now you listen 
to me pumpkin. I do know what's going on damn it. And I 
for one am not dumb! Your mother's the dumb one in the 
family."

Kelly was caught completely off guard as she hung up the 
phone in a hurry. 

"Daddy! HI! Of course you're not dumb."

"Aha. That's more like it. Now I know what you got done 
and I want to see it this very instance!"

"How did you find out Daddy?"

"Your boyfriend told me Pumpkin." Even though Al said 
this sarcastically, Kelly believed him because she 
wouldn't know what sarcasm meant even if someone 
explained it to her five thousand times.

"That asshole!"

"Yeah I know, now let me see it!"

"No daddy please, I don't want to."

"Now you listen to me, I will not be made fun off. Show 
it to me right now!" 

Kelly had no choice and took off her mini skirt. Al 
didn't quite understand what was going on as he stood 
there and watched his daughter take off her panties. 
Kelly placed her back on her bed and spread her legs. 
"There look." Her pussy was completely shaved. He could 
see her pink interior in the middle. I Al was confused, 
"Is that what you show me? That you never grew any hair 
down there?"

"No daddy. I did grow hair down here but I shaved it 
off. Can't you see?" She pointed to the top of her mound 
which had a few roots of hair starting to grow.

"Oh yeah."

"Besides, why do you ask I thought you knew what I was 
going to show you?"

"Oh well I did pumpkin, I just didn't see it at first 
that's all."

"Well, can you see now?" She then spread her labia with 
her hands to expose a piercing on the hood of her clit.

"Jesus pumpkin, we gotta get you to the hospital. 
There's something stuck down there!"

"No daddy, it's a piecing. You know, just like girls get 
on their ears." She took his hand and placed it on her 
pussy. She gently rubbed it back and forth. Al felt her 
clit and all of her smooth pussy lips. His dick started 
to get a bit hard and grew visible through his pants. 
Kelly noticed right away and said, "Wow daddy, what a 
big penis you have!" Al, who didn't fully realize what 
his daughter was saying, was actually proud of himself. 
"Can I see it daddy? You saw mine?"

"Well, ok pumpkin." He opened his fly and took his cock 
out. It wasn't fully erect, but it had grown a bit from 
arousal. Kelly couldn't believe how big it was. She ran 
her hands all over it. Stroking the entire length of the 
shaft with both hands. Al didn't think of it as showing 
off his dick. He treated the situation as showing off 
one of his old football trophies. He was proud that his 
daughter was so amazed. Kelly continued her massage as 
she said, "I got to see it fully hard. Make it hard 
daddy please." He looked at her and wanted to please her 
but he didn't know what to do. "Oh gee pumpkin, I don't 
know. It doesn't just happen you know?"

"Will you let me try? It would make me really happy."

"Well, if you really want to try."

"Yes I would."

So she took as much of his cock as possible into her 
mouth and began to suck. She started rotating between 
bobbing her mouth up and down his shaft, and stopping to 
stroke it. Al had a master cocksucker of a wife in 
Peggy, but Kelly was not far behind. She actually 
already had more experience than her own mother. When Al 
used his brain to figure out what was going he pulled 
his daughter off of his cock, but it was already too 
late. His dick had gained full height and was rock hard. 
The head of his penis was even red with excitement. 

Kelly took her shirt off to show him her beautiful light 
brown nipples and her wonderfully round tits. They 
weren't huge like Peggy's but they were nice and firm. 
Al tried to resist but she kept putting his hands on her 
chest. It's been a long time for Al since he last had 
sex. This situation was totally strange to him; he had 
not been really turned on since the time one of the 
dancers at the nudie bar sat on top of his dick by 
mistaking him for another man. "Shush, dad. Don't say 
anything. I just want to try out my new earring. I heard 
fucking increases clit stimulation and you have a nice 
big dick."

"Increases what? What the hell is a clit?"

"Never mind."

Kelly sat on him, forcing his dick to go up inside her. 
She let out soft moan of pain as more and more of it 
went in, but eventually she got it all inside, just like 
her Mom . Her pussy was pretty loose too, from fucking 
so many boyfriends. 

Kelly started bouncing on Al, giving him one of the 
greatest orgasms of his life. Poor Kelly only jumped on 
it about four times until Al came. His dick immediately 
went limp after that. So Kelly was left with no one to 
fuck until she thought of another person, Bud. However, 
she didn't know how much experience Bud had picked up 
during the last few weeks and how good a fuck he would 
be till she tried it for herself. I guess everybody over 
at that house would be doing a lot of fucking over the 
next few weeks.

Hell, Al even decided to fuck Peg once every other month 
or so...

THE END

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This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author
does not condone the described behavior in real life in
anyway shape or form. Anyone tempted to act out any of
the scenarios in this story; should seriously consider
seeking professional help.
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