("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text ----------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2014. Please do not remove the author information nor make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. ----------------------------------------------------- Yard Work by Tony Tiger (tonytigerxxx@yahoo.com) *** A young mother makes things grow. (MF, ws) *** I was on the back porch lounger with my eyes closed. It had been well more than a month since I'd felt the wet velvet grip of an aroused pussy riding my hard cock. The rubbing was exquisite, punctuated by two episodes of moaning contractions as the cunt's owner had her climaxes. It seemed different than the last piece I'd gotten and I was savoring the new sensations. Gradually the tension rose in my crotch and my cock pulsed with the tingling pleasure of delivering the hot shots of cum. She laid down on top of me for a few minutes as we savored the closeness. When she gently rose up I stayed lost in my satisfaction until I was startled by a hot wet stream striking my softened prick. My eyes flashed open and I uttered an involuntary, "What the hell!?" My wife grinned, her hands at her crotch aimed the hot spray at my balls. "I've wanted to do this for a long time," she announced. My pecker, wet with cum and pee, began refilling. When her bladder was empty she leaned down and sucked my cock clean, rinsed her mouth with a big swig from her wine glass, and kissed me thoroughly. I managed to regain my voice, "Please explain yourself! This is a hell of a way to restart our sex life after six weeks." We'd just had our first baby after three years of marriage and the doctor gave the ok for sex this afternoon. She hugged me and said, "Don't be mad. I've had an awful lot of time alone lately and found some interesting stuff on the internet. You know how I work on the yard? Well, I found an article that said human urine was a perfect fertilizer. Just needs to be diluted 9 to 1. Ever since I've been home I've peed on the plants when I water them and they are doing great. For the front yard I piss in the watering can before filling it. I just fertilized your cock to make it grow too!" (laughter) I relaxed except for my partially refilled pecker. I got the idea and said, "Ok, lie down then." I thoroughly drenched her tits, concentrating on the nipples which made her shiver. "Maybe they'll grow too, although nursing has done them nicely. When I refill, your cunt deserves a rinsing." She hugged and kissed me and got two beers. Jumping on my erection she ordered, "Drink up my cocksman, while I drain your balls!" The baby woke up and was nursing when I pushed my wife's knees up and apart and took aim from two feet away. I was as surprised as she when an orgasm struck before my bladder was empty. The combined stimulation of the baby sucking on a nipple and the hot stream's massaging force on her clit was quite enough. * In the shower together she said that she was taking care of the flowers and garden but needed my help fertilizing the shrubs. We would both feed the trees. I guess we should have pee parties in their root zones! END ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Please keep this story, and all erotic stories out of the hands of children. They should be outside playing in the sunshine, not thinking about adult situations. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 80