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Office Awards
by Perthman (address defunct)

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An interoffice memorandum announcing the annual office 
nudity awards. (MF, FF, bi)

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Memorandum: To All Staff
Re: Office Sex and Nudity Awards

As the new year begins, it's time to announce our annual 
Office Nudity Awards, along with our first ever Office 
Sex Awards.

As you know, for many years our firm has encouraged both 
male and female staffers to take off their clothes 
either to entertain their fellow employees or simply for 
their own comfort. While nude workers are excused from 
their duties and encouraged to circulate and chat with 
their fellow employees, I am pleased that many people 
stay at their desks and happily work in the buff.

This practice originated under my predecessor who 
correctly thought it would be a good morale-builder and 
a way to build trust and confidence between employees. 
As you know, we require long hours and dedication here 
at this firm, but since we deal with clients either at 
their offices or over the phone or Net, we have no 
visitors here. Having employees undress not only 
increases their own comfort, but by showing off their 
bodies they learn to trust and look out for each other.

We have recognized your dedication with our annual 
Office Nudity Awards, which recognize both the man and 
woman who spent the most days in the nude, as well as 
our Employees' Choice Award to the man and woman who 
everyone has most enjoyed seeing with their clothes off.

Last year, in response to repeated demands as well as 
simply reality, we extended the policy to encompass 
casual sex as well. In recognition that so many of you 
were secretly fooling around anyway, we felt it was best 
to establish standards in this area as well (namely, be 
open-minded and sharing, make sure to clean up, and 
don't let the clients hear you over the phone).

And so now it is time to present our annual Office 
Nudity Awards as well as our first ever Office Sex 
Awards:

Most Nude Days -

We're pleased to announce that Bruce and Julie took 
their clothes off more times than everyone else! Bruce 
went naked 85 days last year (pretty good considering 
all that travel he does) while Julie was completely nude 
for a record 112 days! Way to go, Julie, and 
congratulations on also being our top sales associate as 
well!

Favorite Nude Employees -

While Bruce and Julie scored high here as well, your 
choices for the people you most enjoy seeing naked are: 
Jim and Valerie!

Jim, people really like the way you walk around the 
office and many women said they love it when you pose 
while they're on the phone, even though they have to 
keep from laughing. Some of the comments we received 
about you were "I love those sixpack abs," "Keep that 
ass firm and tight!", and quite a few along the lines of 
"Love that long thick cock and wish it was in me right 
now", etc. Many of the latter are signed and you can 
pick them up later.

Valerie, we heard similar high praise about you. Many 
commented that they like your practice of promising an 
extended show to the most productive workers of the 
week, and we like that too. Voters said "I never miss a 
day of work because then I might miss Valerie's bare 
breasts", "Val's beautiful pussy is the only fringe 
benefit I need around here" and many, many other things. 

We have sorted them into five categories - comments on 
your breasts, comments on your nipples specifically, 
thoughts on your pussy, your ass, and general praise of 
your naked body - you can take them all home later for 
your own private enjoyment.

This brings us to our new set of awards - the Sex ones! 
Many of you sent nominations complete with wonderfully 
descriptive details, and we must confess we in 
management also kept a close interest in things and 
conducted our own fact-finding missions at times.

Best Blowjob

We had many nominations here and should mention runners-
up Amy, Nicole and Julie in particular. Let me share 
some of the comments: "Amy knows how to liven up a slow 
day with some quick deep-throat action", "After Nicole 
sucks my cock, I'm focused and ready to take on the 
world" and "Julie seems to love drinking my cum just as 
much as working naked", which is obviously high praise 
as you saw above!

However, the clear winner is Brenda! Brenda, people were 
loud and enthusiastic with their praise of your 
cocksucking. Guys love it when you suddenly begin 
teasing their crotches without warning, quickly 
unzipping them and lovingly taking their penises in your 
mouth for some tender action. The way you slowly build 
them up until they can't stop but unload all over your 
face is deeply appreciated, and they want you to know 
this.

Favorite Pussy-Eater

Well, we have to admit we didn't expect to have both men 
and women nominated in this category, but we're not 
complaining! It didn't take much thought to decide to 
give two awards here.

Best Man

Conventional wisdom says that men don't know how to give 
women oral satisfaction, but that's not the case here. 
Many men received enthusiastic nominations in this 
category, including Rick and Al. Rick was particularly 
liked for his speedy, sensitive tongue, which magically 
flicks over our ladies' clits and down, over, and all 
around. 

Al was praised for his staying power - it seems that Al 
can last forever down there and make women cum 
repeatedly; many have to place a three-orgasm limit 
simply because they can't stand the pure pleasure any 
more.

The winner, though, is Marc! As one woman put it, "Marc 
just has the magic touch with his tongue, knowing just 
where to touch and probe when I want it." Another: 
"Nothing makes me feel more like a woman than having 
Marc's head between my legs, pleasing and fulfilling 
me."

Best Woman

Does it take a woman to know a woman? Maybe. When our 
ladies are not being serviced by our men, they make sure 
to take care of each other. It was very hard to pick a 
winner here, although our award team spent many hours in 
private repeatedly reviewing each nomination.

Amy and Nicole are not just skilled at blow jobs, as 
they received a lot of praise for their muff diving as 
well. "I like Amy," said one person, "but not as much as 
my clit loves her tongue." Lisa is also well-regarded 
for her tender kissing of her best friends' pussies, 
while Laura, who we suspect practices in private with 
Lisa once in a while, was praised for her expert 
knowledge of each woman's secret turn-ons.

But the winner is Kate! Kate, we know you love men and 
their cocks as well, but it's clear you have a special 
touch with the ladies. So many women praised your 
tender, loving treatment of their most private areas, 
and many said you were their first and sometimes only 
female lover. You know how to put women at ease, relaxed 
and opening their legs, ready to feel your tongue and 
lips on their clit, their lips, inside their pussies, 
and even certain other areas... A well-deserved win, 
Kate, and keep converting to the cause!

This brings us finally to...

Best Sex

Who among us is the best lover? Who in the office gives 
the best fuck?

Again, so many nominations and so many deserve to win...

First, the men. All we can say is that we must be an 
office of studs, as so many men were praised for their 
prowess. Who should be singled out? What about Tim, who 
"only has a five-inch cock but knows how to make it feel 
double?" 

There's Bruce, our top nudist, who "starts slow but 
keeps going, until suddenly he's thrusting and ramming 
until I cum and cum." And Rob, who was praised for his 
slow loving, kissing everywhere and driving our women 
wild before he finally enters them and the real pleasure 
begins.

We'll hold off on the winner here for a second and talk 
about some of our most favorite women. Again, it was a 
very difficult job to pick out only a few favorites.

But think especially of Brenda, our champion cocksucker. 
Brenda loves being on top, and men love the sight of her 
bouncing breasts and watching her body shake as she 
cums. 

Kimberly is also a favorite, especially for the way she 
wraps her legs firmly around her lover, taking him in as 
deep as she can. And we can't forget beautiful Donna, 
who gets most excited doing in doggy-style, and we all 
get excited watching her gorgeous ass quivering and 
waiting for a nice pussy-filling.

So who are our winners? Well, it just happens that they 
nominated each other. So let's read what each winner had 
to say:

"I love the way he slowly licks and kisses my neck, my 
breasts and my tummy, all while his cock is probing at 
my slit. When he finally penetrates me, it's just the 
most gorgeous thing in the world. I couldn't even tell 
you his measurements, but he just fills me up and makes 
me feel so happy and fulfilled as a woman. I love 
feeling his penis slide in and out of me, each time 
seemingly deeper and deeper."

"She always gazes into my eyes as we're about to make 
love, and all I want to do is please her in every way 
possible. It takes all my effort not to ram my rock-hard 
cock in her and right away go as fast as I can, but 
instead I carefully go a little deeper and a little 
faster each time. I love feeling her body whether it's 
on top or beneath me, and the little shudders she makes 
as I give her orgasm after orgasm."

"When he makes love to me, I lose track of the number of 
times I cum. I feel his firm body next to mine, and his 
muscles working hard as he enters me again and again. 
All I want is for him to cum, to release his load inside 
of me."

"Her beautiful body is so distracting, but I concentrate 
as long as I can on one thing - making her cum. But 
finally I can't hold it in any longer, and I have to 
shoot my cum into her. Her face lights up when she feels 
me tense up, and she squeals in delight as I unload 
everything I've got into her beautiful body."

"After making love, all I want to do is hold him for a 
few minutes before going back to work. And believe me, I 
sure work efficiently after an encounter with him!"

"I am on top of the world after making love to her. I 
never miss a sale or mess up an order after a session 
with her!"

So congratulations to Holly and Dan for being our number 
one lovers!

You obviously deserve each other!

That concludes the Office Nudity and Sex Awards for this 
year. We encourage you all to compete hard during the 
year to come, especially since we're planning a new 
threesome award! So please return to your workstations, 
but remember to always have fun here at the office!

THE END

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It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with
others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't
okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than
a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world 
contract HIV every year. You only have one body per 
lifetime, so take good care of it!
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