("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2012. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Euphamisms: Financial Management by Neil F. (no address provided) *** Another addition to the Euphemism series. Susan visits her financial adviser for an examination of her assets. (MF, prost, role-play) *** PART 4: Financial Management Jim greeted her warmly when she came into his office. "Good to see you, Susan," he enthused. They engaged in a bit of small talk before getting down to business. "I'm happy to say your investments have been doing well. The value of the portfolio you have with my firm has risen 12% over the last month. That's a few points above the market average these days." "Good to know." They spent about half-an-hour going over options and new investments that might pay off for her; then, they switched topics. "I'd like to give your personal assets a good going over," he smiled. "I think I can guarantee some short term gains." "Going to inject some of your own capital into my portfolio?" she asked, as she started to display her assets. "You read my mind. I've found it to be an excellent investment." Jim quickly prepared himself. He was always ready to invest, but he took his time and did so with due consideration for her needs and for proper investment safeguards. "This could take a while," he said. "Let's make ourselves comfortable on the couch." His private office featured a leather couch for making clients feel more comfortable. Her portfolio with him was small, but thanks to the way she paid her fees, he considered her one of his favorite clients. He spent quite a while examining her assets carefully, offering praise to the way she maintained them both verbally and nonverbally before deciding to invest. He pushed her back on the couch, and spent a last long moment using his tongue before getting on top of her and pushing his favorite investment tool into her portfolio. The transaction lasted a good ten minutes before he succeeded in injecting new capital into the venture. Susan sighed happily as the transaction proved short term gains for both of them. "I do enjoy our transactions, Jim." They untangled themselves and cleaned up. "Shall we have another 'financial checkup' next month?" "Sounds perfect," he smiled. "Have my secretary put you down for the usual time." * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Directory 76