("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2012. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Euphamisms - 2 by Neil F. (no address provided) *** Susan could have been a great actress. All her clients say so. She plays every role to the hilt. (MF, oral, anal, prost, role-play) *** PART 2: IT Support Gary expected her at 2:30, and Susan arrived right on time, wearing slacks and the logo shirt of a well- known IT support company and carrying a laptop case and tool kit. Gary's secretary nodded and waved her in, being too busy to do more than glance up from her machine. Susan knocked on his door and was called in. Gary smiled at her. "Good to see you, Susan. I think we need a full diagnostic today, focusing on the I/O interfaces." "Sure, Gary," she said easily. Like Fuller, Gary was a bit odd, but he could be fun, too. She accepted his payment for the service call. "Let's get the cover off first, shall we?" Both quickly discarded their covers. "Start with inspection of my cable and the connector," Gary smiled as Susan got on her knees to do just that. A careful inspection with hands and mouth followed, and Gary had to interrupt after a few minutes. "I think that port is working fine. Why don't you watch the screen while I test the others?" Susan smiled and chuckled as she provided the standard safety equipment before bending over the desk. He slid his cable into place. "Primary port looks good. Solid connection." He removed and inserted it repeatedly for almost ten minutes before stopping. "Now to make sure the last access point, the backdoor, is functional and secure." He aimed a bit higher and inserted his cable. "You know," Susan commented, "the manufacturer never intended that connection. Be careful," she grunted as he picked up his pace, "or you'll void the warranty." He slowed down and smoothed out. "Better," she sighed in relief. Making sure her 'back door' was functional and secure, would never be her favorite activity, but he paid well for it. The diagnostic routine went on for another ten minutes and she actually managed a successful task completion notice before he grunted and started to 'download'. Susan sometimes wondered about the mixed metaphors, but then she shrugged and moved on with her day. "Thanks for the very productive service call," Gary said. "I'm sure I'll get a lot more work done now." "Always happy to help," she assured him while discreetly double-checking his fee. "Same time next month?" "Right. See you then." Continued in part 3... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Directory 75