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Elsie, The Borden Hucow
by Anonymous (address withheld)

***

Woman convinces a veterinarian to inject her with 
bovine milk producing hormones to enable her to nurse 
her boyfriend while making love. (MF, exh, oral, lac, 
rom)

***

Strange things happen in Vermont. My name is Elmer. 
The name used to be respected. In Old English it means 
"famous." That is until Hollywood and the comedians 
decided that it was funny. Now when I tell people my 
name, all they can think of is "Elmer Fudd." 

I had just finished veterinary school in Wisconsin and 
sporting my new degree accepted a position as an 
assistant vet at a dairy cooperative in Waitsfield, 
Vermont. The co-op sold milk to big outfits like Cabot 
Cheese and Ben and Jerrys Ice Cream. My job was to 
visit the individual farmers and make sure that their 
herds were healthy. The farmers were old timers and 
had been running their individual dairy farms for 
years. They sort of resented the visits of an 
outlander. In Vermont anyone whose great, great, great 
grandfather didn't fight with the Green Mountain Boys 
during the Revolution was considered a newcomer.

But, despite my midwestern accent, after a while they 
warmed up to me. As a Wisconsin farmboy I knew my way 
around cattle. I had "cow hands" they said. I assisted 
in a couple of difficult births, massaged udders of 
cows with mastitis and prescribed the right medicines 
for minor cattle ailments. All off the books, of 
course. Vermonters may be standoffish but they liked 
to save money. Once in a while I even got invited to 
dinner.

As a flatlander, I was determined to learn the strange 
sport of skiing. The big ski resort of Stowe was right 
next door and on weekends I rented gear and splurged 
on a lift ticket. I even took a few lessons. By the 
end of the first year I could manage the Bunny Slope 
with aplomb, 

I met Elsie by accident. Literally. I made the mistake 
of skiing across a black diamond trail on my way to 
the parking lot when this red missile came whizzing 
down the slope at what must have been faster than 
light speed. I zigged and it zagged and we collided in 
a glancing impact. I had the breath knocked out of me 
and skidded on my face for several yards. When the 
snow settled I was being helped up by an attractive 
woman in a red parka.

"Oh, I'm so sorry. I was going far too fast. Are you 
all right?"

"I seem to be OK." I said. "But I think I'll call it a 
day."

We parted on good terms, each sure that the other was 
particularly stupid.

The following Monday, while paying a duty call to Ben 
and Jerrys, I spotted the very same girl behind a desk 
in the accounting department. We recognized each other 
at once. As I was leaving, she came up to me and said 
"Hello again, My name is Elsie. I'm getting off work 
in a few minutes and if you wait, I'll buy you a cup 
of coffee to make up for last weekend." 

Fifteen minutes later we went to Starbucks for that 
promised coffee. We talked and talked. A light rain 
began to fall which turned into ice the moment it hit 
the cold ground. The roadways were soon covered in 
glare ice. I would have a tough time making it home in 
my old used Chevy but Elsie, like most Vermont 
natives, drove a 4wd vehicle with studded tires during 
the winter and would have no problem. 

Elsie's small house was on the way back to my rented 
apartment. and she invited me to stay until the road 
was cleared and sanded. We never made it past the 
bedroom. Somehow our clothes fell away and we tumbled 
into her queen sized bed. It seemed just the natural 
thing to do. Our arms wrapped around each other, my 
erect cock found her welcoming vagina, and I plunged 
into her as we hit the bed. No foreplay required. We 
were simply animals in heat. All I remember about that 
evening was fucking, fucking, fucking. 

Well, we didn't fuck the entire night. About midnight 
Elsie got up to make us a bite to eat. To keep our 
strength up, she said. Elsie was as much an athlete in 
the bedroom as she was on the ski slopes. I was late 
for work the next morning but the cows didn't seem to 
mind.

Elsie was a young widow. She was raised in a small 
town in Vermont. Elsie was an indifferent high school 
student but the star of the ski team. When she 
graduated she hoped to pursue her ambition of 
qualifying for the U.S. Olympic ski team. She trained 
hard for a couple of years, both in Vermont and in 
Aspen. Unfortunately she had a bad run on the day of 
the selection trials and didn't quite make the cut, 
losing by 1/100 second. The coach said she was good 
and showed real talent. Perhaps in another four 
years...

Elsie couldn't wait four years to start living her 
life. She discovered both booze and recreational 
drugs, married a fellow ski bum and had a baby. Then 
she lost both husband and child in a drunken 
automobile accident and was badly injured herself. The 
experience sobered her up. Convinced of the fragility 
of life, she was determined to live it as well as she 
could in her allotted years. She returned to school 
and got a business associate degree at the community 
college.

Elsie was an attractive, sensuous woman who enjoyed 
the physical aspects of life. She had a very pretty 
face and short hair. She had a very nice figure, 
curved in all the right places, good shapely legs 
tapering to a tight butt. Elsie was fairly short and 
very muscular like most skiers. She said that she had 
a tendency to gain weight in the off season. 

Not the same tragedy that it would be for a fashion 
model since a few extra pounds helps gravity pull a 
skier down the slope a little faster. She claimed that 
most of the extra weight went directly to her breasts. 
I can verify that this was true. Her breasts weere 
huge for a small woman. Each was the size of a five 
pound bag of sugar. Very firm with hardly a trace of 
sag. There was a lot of meat packed inside them and 
they looked very sexy.

We saw each other regularly. I took her out to dinner 
once or twice a week and she coached me on ski 
techniques on the weekends. Most nights we adjourned 
to her house and spent the evening exploring the 
pleasures of each other's body. I would play with 
Elsie's strong legs and suck the big nipples of her 
huge titties, then reverse my position and eat her 
delicious cunt. Her clitoris was as outsized as her 
breasts. 

I enjoyed having her squirm under me as I gently 
chewed it. Elsie would lick my cock and give me blow 
jobs. Every night ended with a rousing fuck that 
seemed to last forever. A marathon of sex. Elsie was 
in better condition than me and she would straddle me 
and ride up and down on my penis as long as I could 
keep it hard. I have to confess that I had to pop a 
Viagra pill once in a while to cope with her 
enthusiasm. We were both adults and what we did was 
our own business.

Our lovemaking was very intense and quite 
satisfactory. It certainly took the edge off of the 
boredom of living in a small rural town. We rarely 
agreed on intellectual, political, or philosophical 
matters but we relished the intellectual combat. We 
liked being together. I can't say that we were in love 
but we became each other's best friends. 

A few months ago, just before I got out the door Elsie 
stopped me. 

"Elmer," she said. "I have a strange request. You're a 
doctor. Is there anything you can give me that will 
put milk back in my breasts without having another 
baby?"

"Well, there are a few things. But why would you want 
that?"

"I got such fulfillment when I nursed. I felt like I 
was giving a part of myself to someone rather than 
being on the taking end. I know it's not rational but 
I want to be a giver. I want to suckle you while you 
fuck me. I really need to do it. Think of it as a hot 
glass of milk before going to sleep." And then, with a 
twinkle in her eye, she said, "I can even give you 
chocolate cookies if you want them."

"Elsie, if you sincerely want to do it, I can arrange 
it. There are some hormone treatments for cows to 
increase their milk flow. They haven't been approved 
for humans but there is no reason that reduced doses 
won't work on people. People are mammals too, just 
like cows. There don't seem to be any bad side effects 
if you don't keep it up too long." As I said that I 
tweaked her nipple through her sweater and Elsie 
giggled.

"I guess I am a mammal but I really want milk in my 
titties. Can you help me?"

"You will need a couple of hormone injections that I 
can give you but the main thing is that you have to 
nurse at your breasts for at least an hour a day. It 
fools the body into thinking that you have had a new 
baby. If you really want to do it, I'll help you as 
much as I can. But the sucking has to be regular."

"That's no problem. I play with my breasts a lot. I 
suck and pull my nipples every night. It helps me fall 
asleep. I guess I can do it a few more times a day." 
said Elsie.

As I drove home I realized the absurdity of the 
situation. Here I was, a vet, trying to restart the 
milk supply of a former mother. I knew I could do it 
to cows but I had never tried with a woman. Our 
respective names added to the humor. I was Elmer, she 
was Elsie, just like the Borden Cows advertised in TV 
commercials when I was growing up. Except the 
commercials never showed Elmer fucking Elsie to make 
her pregnant nor the farmer pulling on Elsie's teats 
to release the milk. If the hormone treatments worked, 
Elsie would be my cow and I could pull on her tits as 
much as I wanted.

I gave Elsie the hormone shots as I promised and 
checked up on her whenever I visited.  I could see 
that her breasts were swelling a bit and her nipples 
and areolae were getting darker. In about four months 
I got an emergency call from her.

"Elmer, " she said. "I need you to get over here right 
now."

Fearing the worst I rushed over to Elsie's apartment. 
She greeted me at the door with a big smile on her 
face.

"Come in quick. I have something to show you." She 
pulled me into the house. She was wearing a tank top 
that was stretched to the bursting point. It was 
obvious that she wasn't wearing a bra. Her nipples 
almost punched through the fabric.

Elsie reached her hand into the neckline and pulled 
out a swollen breast. "Look at it, she commanded.  
"Isn't it magnificent?"

Elsie's huge breast was larger than I had ever seen 
it. It bulged. Light blue veins showed through the 
almost translucent skin. The aureola had darkened and 
the nipple was now the size of a thimble, a large 
thimble. Little driblets of milk oozed from the tip.

"I can't wait for you to suck it. Wrap your lips 
around my teat. Suck me dry. I need to nurse you. 
Right now!"

Without waiting for my reply she dragged me into her 
bedroom and pushed me down on her bed, throwing 
herself on top of me. I felt, rather than saw, the 
massive mammary being shoved into my mouth. By reflex 
my lips closed around it. I felt the rough nipple with 
my tongue and started sucking. Nothing came out.

"Squeeze the flesh around the nipple with your lips 
for the milk to start. You have to milk me like a 
cow," Elsie coached. "That's how babies do it." 

I followed Elsie's instructions and a stream of sweet 
milk hit the back of my throat. I couldn't see 
anything. I could hardly breath. All I could do was 
suck. I had the fleeting thought that I was being 
raped by a cow. But it was just my very big titted and 
over enthusiastic Elsie.

"I'm actually doing it," cried Elsie. "I'm nursing my 
lover. Suck me, Elmer, drain me. Suck me dry. It feels 
wonderful." 

I was growing a raging erection. It was pushing a tent 
in my jeans. Elsie unzipped the fly and pulled out my 
hard penis. Just as I was startled by the size of 
Elsie's big boobs, she was surprised at the stiffness 
of my cock. She wrapped her hand around it and began 
stroking. It was so matter of fact that I had no time 
to pull back. With a few strong strokes I erupted, 
spewing cum over her hand. I'm sure she could tell the 
instant I came not only by my ejaculation but by the 
way my jaw clamped down on her tit. She held me even 
tighter to her chest as I continued to suck. Elsie's 
milk was thin but warm and sweet. It tasted like 
melted vanilla ice cream without the vanilla. 

It was the first human breast milk I had ever tasted, 
at least the first that I remembered, and I loved it. 
Finally the milk supply was exhausted. We both sat up, 
Elsie's naked breast hanging obscenely out of her tank 
top, my now soft cock protruding from my pants. I had 
had come so profusely that there were big blobs of 
semen all around my fly.

"I'm so sorry for the way I behaved," Elsie said as 
she stuffed her boob back in her top. "It's really 
unlike me. I just got carried away."

"It's all my fault," I replied  "I'm the one that gave 
you the hormones. And I loved sucking milk from your 
tit."

"You sure milked me like one of your cows", Elsie 
asked. "I feel positively drained. By the way, we will 
have to do something about those pants before you go. 
Take them off and I'll pop them in the mini-washer. 
They will be washed and dried in an hour or so. I 
might as well do your sweatshirt too"

"Do you know that you are still leaking?" I pointed to 
a slight wet spot on her top near the nipple of her 
other breast.

"Well, of course," she said. "We only milked one of 
them. It has a sister just like it. Would you like to 
do the other?"

"You bet!" I said. "I really would like to do it.."

"Wonderful!  But first, let's get more comfortable. 
I'm going to take off my top so it won't get too 
messy." 

"This is the one that needs emptying now," Elsie said. 
She was kneading the breast as I watched. I could see 
that she was tempted to simply raise it to her own 
mouth to savor its goodness but she knew that I wanted 
it. She could suck her own titties tomorrow. This 
would be my treat today.

I started on Elsie's full boob but in mid suck she 
ripped it out of my mouth. I even heard the pop as the 
vacuum was suddenly released. She apparently had 
something more interesting in mind. Elsie dropped to 
her knees, grabbed my cock and jammed it into her 
mouth. She sucked and stroked and sucked, giving me a 
first class blowjob. It was one of the best. My cock 
became hard as iron. But before I came, I grasped 
Elsie under the arms and pulled her up. Putting one 
arm around her shoulders, the other around her ass, I 
lifted her like a baby and deposited her in the middle 
of her bed.

Within seconds after I dropped Elsie unceremoniously 
on the bed I pushed my cock into her cunt. No 
hesitation. I just plunged into her. She was being 
royally fucked. Just as she wanted to be. Today I was 
indefatigable. I put my hands on her tight ass and 
clutched her thighs. Elsie wrapped her legs around me 
and pulled me into her with her strong calves. I felt 
wetness on my chest. Her left breast was starting to 
leak. It was the one that had not been emptied. I 
pulled the nipple to my mouth and started sucking out 
the milk. We both came in the mother of all climaxes.

We stayed in bed until the laundry was done, fucking 
and sucking, fucking and sucking. I loved Elsie's legs 
and caressed them as she nibbled on my cock. I ate her 
pussy like I was devouring a gourmet meal. She was 
delicious. It was almost a replay of my first fuck 
with Elsie a year ago. Except this time we didn't have 
to stop for a bite to eat. We feasted on Elsie's milk 
instead, me nursing on one tit and Elsie the other. 

Her boobs were huge. They were big swollen balloons on 
her chest. When she sat over me they hung down like 
the udders on a twin titted Holstein. I massaged them 
tenderly and sucked my fill while she rode up and down 
on my very erect penis.

Eventually she would have to let her beautiful, 
sensitive, sexy mammaries dry up but we could both 
enjoy their bounty until that day.

So Elsie got what she wanted. A hard cock in her cunt, 
milk in her tits and a lover who would "do" her the 
way she wanted to be done. I visited my Elsie almost 
every evening, ostensibly to check up on her, but 
really to fuck and suck until we were both exhausted. 
It was a prime example of friendship. Friends with 
privileges, you know.

END

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