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This is my first attempt at writing so please be gentle. (FF, 1st-lesbian-expr, inc, mast, scat) *** Hi, my name is Amanda and I'll start straight away by saying that me and my sister are both shit eaters and piss drinkers. We are otherwise normal girls, we don't do drugs, sleep around or have heaps of tattoos or piercings. We know what we like and we are very lucky that have each other to do it with. At present I'm 24 years old, my sister Laura is 26 and we have lived together in a flat since we moved out of home 5 years ago. Living together we of course have ample opportunity to do what we like to please each other but there are 3 instances I would like to tell you about here that will always stay in my mind as very special moments in our relationship. They are the first time we were together, our first night together after moving out of home and another one that happened very recently that we both found very funny and made us laugh for days. Chapter One I'll start from the beginning. I was 14 and Laura, being 18 months older than me, had just turned 16, our parents had both gone out to some meeting to do with Dads club and then were going out for drinks afterwards. They had left Laura in charge, told us not to expect them back till very late and expected us to be in bed when they got home. Laura and I knew exactly what we were going to do that night and most of it involved the booze fridge. We had been planning the night for ages; we were going to get drunk, smoke cigarettes, play loud music and generally have a great time of it. Mum and Dad had left the house at 6:30 and by 8:00 we were pretty much out of it. It was then that Laura produced the porno. I know now that it was pretty standard stuff, lots of straight sex in challenging positions, a couple of anal scenes and some lesbian scenes, but at the time I thought it was the most shocking and exciting thing I'd ever seen and she hadn't even put it in the player yet! "So, what do you think?" Laura asked with a smile and a laugh "wanna watch it?" "Yeah!" I said, the alcohol making my voice louder than I meant it to be. Laura smiled at me again and went to put it in the machine while I made myself comfortable on the couch. We had decided earlier in the night to get changed into our pyjamas so that we wouldn't have worry about getting changed later in a drunken state. I was dressed in my oldest jamas, a faded light pink pair that were developing holes around the crotch and bum area meaning I had to wear undies underneath to hide my bits. Mum kept wanting to throw them out but I insisted they were the most comfortable ones I owned. Laura came to sit to next to me wearing her nightie and dressing gown over the top. The nightie she had owned for years like my pyjamas but given the way she had filled out recently, it was simply too small for her. At 14, I was coming along nicely physically, my boobs were starting to develop and Mum had taken me bra shopping for the first time the year before and my vagina had been darkened with hair for as long. Laura on the other hand had blossomed in the last 12 months, her waist had narrowed, her chest filled out and her hips had spread. I sometimes looked at her and fervently hoped that I would be so lucky in the body department. We both shared the same dark blonde hair and fine features of our mother and, if she was anything to go by, we really had nothing to worry about terms of our future looks. As Laura plonked down next me on the couch she opened her dressing gown and pulled legs up under her. "Ready?" she asked, pointing the remote at the TV. "Yep" I replied and at that Laura hit the play button. The opening scenes showed men and women having sex in positions I didn't know were possible and felt sure must hurt the girls. The anal scene in particular looked amazing and I couldn't believe that anyone could take that much up the bum and still enjoy it. All throughout we continued drinking, but now it was in silence as we watched the couples, and sometimes groups going at it. I'd occasionally look across at Laura to see what she thought of it and the rapt look on her face told me I couldn't get her attention if I had a hammer. It was during the lesbian scene that I got carried away. The sight of two women having sex had an electrifying effect on me, I found that I was opening my mouth unconsciously when the girls on the screen did when going in for a kiss or to lick each other. I downed the last of my vodka and orange, leaned back, lifted my leg to try and conceal what I was doing, moved my hand down to one of holes in my pants and touched myself outside of my panties. A shock of pleasure ran through me and I snatched my hand away glancing over at Laura to see if she had seen me. The sudden movement had obviously caught her eye but didn't know what I had been doing before that. "What was that?" she asked suspiciously "what were you doing you dirty girl?" "Nothing!" I replied, again a little too quickly. Laura didn't say anything but continued to look at me. "Ok, I touched myself" I confessed "but this bit is making me really horny." Laura laughed "yeah I know" she said "me too." "So," she asked after a short pause "would you do any of these things?" "I dunno," I said "the anal bit looked it might hurt a bit, but maybe the others." "What about the lesbian thing?" asked Laura. She had turned to face me now and was sitting cross legged on the couch her hands placed in her lap. She wore a strangely intense look on her face as if my answer would determine what happened next. "Yeah, that I could do," I answered looking Laura straight in the eye. The look on her face had told me why she was asking and I would be damned if I was going to miss out on this. The excitement of watching the girls in the movie combined with the alcohol had clouded my mind to the point that I was pretty much willing to do anything for a rush of excitement. I moved my legs up on to the sofa opening them wide in a cross legged sit like my sister, the holes in my pants gaped open giving a clear view of white and moist panties underneath. I leaned forward in what I hoped was a sexy pose and asked in what I hoped was a sexy voice "why do you ask?" I had expected Laura to laugh or least smile but she looked at me with an intensity that was even higher than before. "Well" she said then stopped to think for a second. "Ok, how about this. We play a game of dare. First one to back out has to go to school without undies on for a month!" The girls' uniform at our school was a skirt and a fairly short one at that, wearing it without undies for a month was just asking for trouble. "Make it two months!" I said defiantly making it clear that I would not be losing this competition. Laura's eyes lit up at the prospect that I was willing to do this and take it seriously. "Ok! Done!" she said and stuck out her hand to seal the deal. I shook it and said "Ok, it's your game, you go first." "Right, you have to touch me here" she said lifting the hem of her nightie to reveal the fact that she wasn't wearing undies. "Getting in practice for going to school like this?" I asked as I moved my hand down to her vagina. I may have been drunk but not drunk enough that the enormity of what I was about to do was lost on me, I was about to touch my sisters pussy! My hesitation was very brief before I remembered that I was not going to be beaten at this game; I moved my hand confidently into her private parts and both felt and heard Laura's sharp intake of breath as my finger moved into the wet slit between her legs. I had, of course, touched myself in the past and loved it, but I was amazed at how her vagina felt both so different and so the same as mine. I moved my finger up and down her slit going the whole length of it, we both sat there with our eyes down watching my finger slide up and down her, Laura breathing deeply. After about a minute I took my finger away and said "now it's my turn," I stood up and removed my pyjamas and undies leaving myself naked. "Ok," I said "you have to do the same to me but you have to put a finger inside me." I moved closer to her and stood with my legs apart, I looked down at her and our eyes met for a brief moment, she smiled at me but her eyes were filled with excitement and anticipation. We both watched as Laura first slide her finger through my thin pubic hair and over my clit then massaging further down till she found the opening to me. I was breathing in short gasps as I felt her finger push its way into me, not deep at first but working faster with each push. The swell of pleasure I felt surge through me took my breath away and I was mesmerised by the sight of my sisters' hand between my legs, her finger sliding deep into me. She could have done that to me all night if she wanted but, as I had done to her, she slid her finger out after about a minute. As she pulled her finger out of me I grunted and I knew then that this was on, I vowed then that I would do anything tonight. I was going to win. Later my sister told me that she made the same decision at pretty much the same time so whatever happened we were both going all the way. And so it went from there. First she licked me, then I licked her and her bum hole, each dare would be longer in interval and kinkier. I lost my anal cherry that night, which earlier I thought I'd never be able to do. The bet had also moved up to 4 months without undies and masturbating behind a table in the lunchroom. It was after about 30 minutes we were lying on the floor having just orgasmed from a 69 position when she turned to look at me and asked "is the game still going?" "Why? Are you backing out?" I said turning to her with a smile. "Nope," she said getting up, "just wanna make sure it's my turn." I propped myself up on my elbows and watched her go into the kitchen, take a glass and come back to lounge room. "How much do you wanna win?" she asked, a hand on one hip, the other holding the glass up. "I'm gonna win" I answered back "there's nothing I'm not gonna do" "Ok, we'll see," she sang and I watched her walk away down the hall to the toilet. She turned and smirked at me then went into the toilet and closed the door. My eyes widened when I heard the stream of her wee and confirmed what I had hardly believed she could be thinking. Moments later she emerged again holding a beer glass full of what was very obviously urine. She walked back down the hall towards me holding the glass in front of her. "You know what you're going to do with this don't you?" she asked with a look of challenge in her eye. I stood up and took the glass from her, the wee had warmed the outside of the glass and I could already smell the strong reek of it. "Seriously? Drink it?" I asked, but Laura had already sat down on a chair and positioned her legs to play with herself while she watched me. "Ok fine," I said "watch this," then took a deep breath, squinted my eyes and took a big swallow from the glass. The taste was rich and salty and thanks to my excitement of the night I found myself really enjoying it. I held the wee in my mouth for a few seconds, savouring the flavour then swallowed it down. This was the hottest thing I could imagine doing and knew then that it would not be my last time doing it. If Laura wouldn't give me any of her wee in the future then I would sure as hell be drinking my own. I wondered what we could possibly do to top this when the nastiest idea came to me. I looked Laura in the eye and then took another swallow, leaving about half the glass remaining which I set on the table. "Ok, payback time" I said and headed down the hall to the toilet. "Don't you need a glass?" Laura called after me. "Nope,' I sang back, and walked into the toilet. I had been needing a shit since Laura had pushed her finger in my arse and twirled it around. I hadn't had it because I didn't want to spoil the flow of things. Now it was going to be a part of things! I pulled off several sheets of toilet paper and folded them, then squatted over the toilet and prepared catch whatever came out. I pushed several times and eventually produced a long thin sausage of soft, light brown poo. The smell of it hit me immediately and it reminded me that my mouth was still salty from Laura's piss and I was soon going to ask her taste this. Hell I wanted to taste it. The excitement of the night had not lessened at all and I was still as willing to try anything now as I was when my sisters' finger first slid out of me. I touched the top of it and pressed a little to make my finger dirty then brought it to my lips. As I wiped my finger across my tongue I was thrilled by the dark nutty flavour of it. I grabbed at my cunt and shuddered as an intense wave of excitement washed through me. If she wasn't going to eat it then I would. I opened the door and headed back to the lounge and my waiting sister. "Ta-Da!" I said holding the toilet paper forward to her and she came toward me to see what I was carrying. Laura was looking at the shit on the paper with such fascination, that I thought she was going to grab the lot and stuff it in her mouth. "But you can't eat it all" I said "I wanna have some too." She looked at me, smiled and said "ok, do we eat it just like this or do we wanna put it on bread or something?" "I think just like this first" I said and put on it the table beside the cooling glass of piss. We looked at each other again, smiled with genuine humour and apprehension then we each broke ourselves off a piece and held in it our hands. Laura popped hers in her mouth first and as she started chewing on it she moaned with delight as if she had just eaten some fine chocolate. That was enough for me and I quickly emptied my hand into my mouth. The poo had a soft texture that didn't really need much chewing so I sort of just squashed it around my mouth with my tongue. This made my mouth water like mad and I constantly had to swallow saliva mixed with my own shit. While I held the poo in my mouth savouring the taste and feel of it, Laura finished hers. "Oh my god! That was amazing! I can't believe that it actually tastes nice! Hurry up and finish yours so we can have some more." I swallowed the last of the poo in my mouth and grabbed the glass of wee to wash it down. I took a mouthful and handed it to Laura who did the same. Watching her drink from a glass of her own urine, as if it was no more than a glass of soft drink, sent my head spinning. I had no idea what the future would hold for us but I knew that this would be a night to remember forever. She put the nearly finished glass of wee back on the table and asked "ready for some more?" I didn't answer but broke off half of what remained on the toilet paper, held it up and gave it a long lick, thrilling once again to the rough flavour. Laura needed no further encouragement; she grabbed what was left, bit off half of it, then closed her eyes and sighed as the flavour in her mouth was renewed. I stuck the last of my piece in my mouth and again squashed it around to completely coat the inside of my mouth then stopped to hold it there. I fell backwards into a lounge chair and played with myself as my mouth filled again with saliva which I had to swallow, taking with it small pieces of shit into my tummy. Laura pulled up a chair opposite me and started fingering herself as she chewed. She finished her first mouthful and popped the rest in as if it were merely the end of a chocolate bar. We must have sat there for about 10 minutes staring at each other playing with ourselves and finishing the last of our snacks. Our eyes met often as we did this, and Laura would sometimes grin, open her mouth and poke her poo covered tongue out at me which always made me giggle through my gasps for air as my finger slid through my vagina. I orgasmed as I swallowed the last of my shit, running my tongue around every corner of my mouth and over my teeth making sure that I had eaten and swallowed every last bit. Laura came shortly after me and we then both stood up and shared what was left of the wee. When it was all gone we looked at each other, then as one we went into each other's arms and kissed. After a long and tender kiss, our tongues meeting over our lips and inside each other's mouths, we looked at each other again still holding one another. Laura was the first to break the silence, "this has been the most exciting night I could ever imagine and god knows you are the only person in the world I could have trusted to do it with, but what's it going to like tomorrow and later? Are you going to wake up in the morning all grossed out by it? I really hope not because I really think I'll want to do this again." Laura said the last part in a small voice as if afraid of what I might say. She was clearly concerned that I would think of this as a one off and would not want to speak of it let alone do it ever again. My relief, however, was very real. "Thank god you just said that Laura, I was so afraid that this would be the only time I got to do this with you and I'm not sure I could have handled thinking about tonight and knowing we'd never have it again." Laura smiled so sweetly at me my knees went weak a little and then she kissed me firmly on the mouth. "Ok then sweetie," she said smacking me lightly on my naked bum. "We need to get this place cleaned up before Mum and Dad get home, I can only imagine what the place must smell like." We both laughed at this and we then set about getting the place back into order. We were very careful to make sure we aired the lounge room out and went a bit mad with the air freshener. Once we were happy with our cleaning efforts we headed to the bathroom to brush our teeth and we both giggled when we saw the colour of our spit which was still a pale brown colour. As we still shared a bedroom we lay in our own beds basking in the knowledge that we had had a fantastic evening and that there would be more to come. We talked softly about what had happened, particularly about what we both considered the highlight of night which was the eating poo and drinking wee. We were both amazed that we had gone so far on our first night together and Laura still couldn't believe how much she had liked the taste and the feeling of the poo in her mouth. I agreed saying that despite having brushed my teeth I could still taste it and wanted to keep tasting it always. We both agreed that next time it would be her poo that we would eat to see how different it would taste although Laura suspected that it would depend on what she had been eating beforehand. I fell asleep that night with my hand between my legs, the taste of my shit and Laura's piss still lingering in my mouth and a blissful smile on my face. The following weeks and months were very interesting as we tried to take every opportunity we could to be together. Sharing a bedroom as we did, finding time to have sex was pretty easy, the only real challenge was making sure there was no chance of Mum or Dad walking in unannounced. So we pretended to be self conscious about our bodies and asked them not to just barge into our room without letting us know first. Finding a moment to indulge in our other interest, however, took a bit more planning because of the obvious smell and mess that it made. We usually did it when one of us was in the shower, the other would go to the toilet, catch her poo in her hand and hand it over to be eaten, then after the shower a very thorough teeth cleaning and mouth wash would follow. It wasn't easy but we managed and the very idea of eating my sisters poo in the shower while our parents sat in the lounge watching TV was almost enough to make me orgasm by itself. You might think that it would be pretty easy to get a bite of shit every now and then, especially if it was your own, but the real problem was the smell on your breath. After eating some we could not afford to have any of it left in our mouths at all. Neither my sister nor I wanted to be known as the girl with breath that smelt like shit. Things would certainly change soon enough though when we moved out together. Oh, and in case you're wondering about our competition, we decided that since there was no winner we would both do the no undies thing to school. No one saw us I think, even when we sat at the back of the lunch room and played with each other behind a table. Chapter 2 We had floated the idea of us moving out together to Mum and Dad on my 19th birthday and it took another 3 months of debate to finally convince Mum, mainly, that it was a good idea and that her little girls could take care of each other. With their help we found a nice flat that met with Mums' approval as far as security and so on went and the date was set for 2 weeks later that we would move in. It was a pretty hectic time, getting packed, and everything but during those 2 weeks almost every night before going to sleep Laura and I talked excitedly about what our first night alone was going to be like. After literally years of sneaking around and manic teeth brushing our first night together in our own place was going to be amazing. We had decided that the drink of the night was not going to vodka and orange but 'vodka and yellow'. Just calling it that would make me giggle and send shivers of expectation through my body and a tingling in my groin. As for what we would be eating, we had been experimenting for a while with our diet and decided that fruit always produced the best results. Not only did it taste the best but also made a nice, firm, chewable poo that felt great in the mouth. To this day I can't see a mango without thinking about what it tastes like coming out the other end. But for a really hard shit with a strong flavour, lots of nuts was the way to go. We decided that we would each eat one of these things but wouldn't tell each other what we had eaten to see if we could guess on the night. On our last night at home, before going to sleep, I stood beside Laura's bed and bent over so she could push a finger up my bum to taste it. After licking it all off she looked at me with a very satisfied smile, "tomorrow night is going to be sooo good" she said moving a hand under her covers to between her legs. I could barely contain myself from excitement and quickly jumped back into my own bed and had my hand down there too, working furiously at my clit. The next day finally came and Laura and I bustled around the house in barely contained excitement. The day was finally here and we would have our freedom to do what we wanted, when we wanted to, without having to think about the immediate clean up and the worry that it we hadn't done enough and we would be caught. Mum took us grocery shopping in the morning to get stuff for our first dinner. We told her that we were thinking of just having cheese and meat and things on bread and crackers and having a drink while watching TV, so we got a pack of mixed soft and hard cheeses, some cured and smoked meats from the deli and some crackers and a big bread stick as well as a one litre bottle of vodka. It was about 2pm when we arrived at the flat and picked up the keys and about another 2-3 hours after that Mum and Dad left happy that we were set up ok and wouldn't need anything. We both had bought double beds and they proved the hardest things to get up the stairs and put up in our bedrooms. Mum looked like she was almost going to cry as they left to go home but Laura assured her that she would take good care of me. I almost choked when she added that she would make sure I ate right. Finally the door closed behind them and Laura and I raced to the window and waited to watch their car drive away. Once we had watched it turn the corner at the end of the block we turned to look at each and then burst out laughing, jumping and squealing with delight that the day had finally come. It was getting close to 5 o'clock and we thought it was probably a bit early to start drinking or having dinner so we stripped out of our clothes, sat on our new sofa and kissed and played with each other for close to an hour, delighting in the sure knowledge that this time no one could walk in on us. It was getting on toward 6pm and we both agreed it was to time get the show on the road, and besides we were both busting for wee. Neither of us had been to the toilet all day and, over the last few hours, we had both drunk at least 2 litres of water and soft drink. We had also both decided that neither of us should have a poo for a few days to make sure we had enough for our night, and I knew that I at least could have one at any time. We went to the kitchen and first got the new glass jug down. I was shaking with anticipation as I asked Laura "do you wanna do the honours?" "Yeah ok," she replied and opened her legs wide enough that I could get the jug between them. It took her a moment to relax a bit but then she let go a steady stream of piss that sloshed into the jug. It was a pale yellow colour and the heat of it immediately fogged the glass of the jug. She pissed to fill the jug about a quarter of the way before shaking to stop. I moved the jug out of the way and gave her vagina a lick get any drips. I immediately tasted the saltiness of it and sunk right into the mood of the night. We were going to do what lots of couples do; sit in, have dinner and a quiet drink while watching TV and then make love. But I don't think we're lots of couples. I stood up and opened legs for Laura to put the jug in place for me. I tried to relax and then sighed as urine flowed out of me and into the jug. I was pleased to notice that I managed to get more than her, and it looked a lot yellower so I told her so. "Yeah, we'll see who makes the most in a minute." She said grinning at me as I finished off. Laura stood up, took the jug to the bench and poured in a large slosh of vodka while I started getting the stuff out of the fridge. We took the next 5 minutes moving everything into the lounge and arranging it on the table in front of the TV including our jug of vodka and yellow and two glasses. Happy with the set up we looked at each other and knew what was coming next. We giggled excitedly then hurried back to the kitchen. "So how are going to do this?" I asked, "Do we do it on two plates or have a big pile on one?" I rather liked the idea of one plate and seeing shit piled up on it. "I think we should go two" Laura answered, "that way we can compare them." I was slightly disappointed but agreed and got two plates from the cupboard and handed one to Laura. We put the plates on the floor and squatted down facing each other and started pushing. I watched Laura's face scrunch up and start to redden as she tried to squeeze out her poo. She looked at me and laughed a little saying "I've been needing this shit for days and now it won't come out, but it'll be good when it does I think." I was having a little trouble myself so I closed my eyes and pressed down hard until finally I felt a firm lumpy shit slide out of my bum. Moments later I heard Laura sigh and then the sound of her poo landing on the plate behind her. After a few minutes, and I felt like I pushed out as much as I could for now, I looked behind me to inspect what I got. It was a nice start with two thick sausages resting on the plate. I picked it up and showed it to Laura who was just finishing up. "Not bad," she said nodding, she then turned and picked up hers. Laura's plate was just about full with 3 logs of poo, one big one and two shorter ones. They were quite thick and hard and I could see why she had such trouble to start with. We stood and looked at our plates for a moment, savouring the excitement and anticipation, then walked quickly back to the lounge. We put our plates in a space we had left in the middle of the table and sat down wondering where to begin. We first poured ourselves a drink and toasted the night, the flat and our freedom then we both took a big drink of the Vodka and Yellow. It was odd to taste alcohol mixed with the piss but it still tasted good and soon I would feel the vodka's warm glow. I took another mouthful and turned my attention to the table. "So, what are you going to have first?" I asked Laura who was also surveying the table with wide eyes. She looked at me then picked up some bread and first placed a small piece of soft cheese, then a slice of ham and then used to a butter knife to cut off a piece of my still warm shit and put it on top. She turned and displayed it to me then waited for me to make something. I picked some bread and put some cheese and meat on it and then carefully tried to cut a slice of Laura's poo and placed it on top. Cutting it, I found that it was in fact as hard and compact as it looked. I turned to Laura and we looked at each other and at our food. Smiling, we both took a bite, being sure to get some of each ingredient. The shit was by far the dominant flavour and with great pleasure I felt the strong taste of it flood my mouth. I half closed my eyes and chewed slowly enjoying the feeling that this could be dinner whenever I wanted. I opened my eyes again and smiled at Laura saying, "You've been eating nuts haven't you?" "Well done honey, yes I have. Chocolate covered ones," Laura said around her mouthful. "But whatever you've been eating girl, keep eating it, because I could have this every night. I'm guessing it's fruit though, yeah?" she asked, then popped the rest in her mouth and chewed vigorously. I finished my mouthful and said "I've been eating a lot of pineapple." "Yeah, you can really taste it," she replied taking a drink and helping herself to some more, this time cutting off some of her own shit and putting it on first in a large lump then placing a slice of hard cheese on top. She squashed it down and then took a bite, the shit under the cheese pushing out the sides. Laura licked around the edge of it to catch any that might fall off. I watched her obvious delight as she took another bite of her dinner then turned to the table to make myself some more. This time I decided that I would try some of my own poo just on its own to get the full flavour of it. I cut myself a largish piece and tried to spread it onto a slice of bread stick. The texture of the shit varied quite a bit and some parts of it spread very well while I had to leave other bits as just lumps in the middle. I took a big bite taking nearly all of it in my mouth and could notice straight away the difference in taste and feel. My poo was a lot sweeter than Laura's and not nearly as firm. I chewed quickly, swallowed and then finished last the bit off. "It's amazing you know," I said licking my lips and taking another drink, "our shits really do taste very different. Yours has a much stronger taste and is a lot harder than mine; I'm not sure which one I prefer to be honest." Laura crooked her elbow and held her shit covered bread up as if holding a glass of wine and said in a fake posh voice, "Yes, nutty poo is a stronger shit and would go well with a red meat like steak or lamb, whereas fruit poo is more of an after dinner shit, best served with cheese or perhaps a fruit pie." We both laughed hard at that, and I said, "Mmmm, pie and poo, we must try that some time," we laughed again and then an idea hit me, "Hey, imagine what a monkey's poo would taste like, they eat nothing but fruit and nuts!" I thought Laura was going to choke she laughed so hard. "No, I think I'll just stick to ours thanks," she said and finished the last of her bread and topping. It was a warm night and the combination of our shits and the piss in the jug had begun to make our new flat smell like a public toilet, but we didn't care. To us it was the smell of freedom. We turned the TV on and sat and watched a comedy and giggled loudly. The show really wasn't that funny, but we were simply giddy with the reality of what we were doing. Laura stood up at the end of it and said "I've still got some left in me you know, did you wanna try lying down?" "Yeah ok," I replied getting up. We walked to the kitchen and I lay down on the lino floor. This was something that we had talked about for ages but had never actually done; the risk of mess was way too high, but it was something we had fantasised about for when we got our own place. Laura squatted over me and I could see her cheeks open to reveal her bum hole. I slid down hoping I was in position that when it came out I would have the best chance of catching it in my mouth. "Ready?" Laura asked looking down at me. I nodded yes and watched Laura's anus as she started to strain. Her arse pulsed 2 or 3 times then broke open to allow another thick and solid poo to slide out. It came out faster than I thought it would and I had to move quickly to guide it in. My mouth filled quickly and I bit off as much as I could chew and let the rest fall around my face and hair. As I chewed hard on the thick solid shit I looked up at my sister's anus again and saw it push out, then another poo, not as thick or solid as the last one, made an appearance from inside her. This one I caught curled up my hands and could notice how much softer it was after the last 2 hard logs she had pushed out. Laura looked down at me and giggled when she saw the state I was in. I was going hard chewing the large mouthful I had, I had poo resting in my hair and smeared on my face and my hands were full of even more of it. I managed to swallow enough shit to clear my mouth, "You can't possibly have any more can you?" I asked her, and she laughed assuring me that that was probably it. I stood up and shook the shit out of my hair, which Laura bent down and picked up. We headed back to the lounge and topped up Laura's plate with her fresh supply. I looked at my plate and saw that it was getting down a bit so I tested my bowels to see if I could produce any more too. I was pleased to note that when I pushed I could feel the pressure of more poo waiting just inside my arse. I thought Laura can have that a bit later on. At about 7:30 Mum rang to see how we were getting on. Laura answered the phone and assured her that everything was going exactly to plan and that we were just finishing up dinner. I then heard her telling Mum that dinner had been very nice and we both enjoyed it and I quietly laughed when she added "we might even have it tomorrow night too." Dinner lasted about another 15 minutes or so, during which I squatted over Laura's face and dropped what I had left in me into her mouth. We continued to watch TV after that, drinking the rest of the vodka and yellow and enjoying the feeling that our time finally come. Afterward we made love on the couch and in Laura's bed being as energetic and loud as we liked. Laura especially liked to moan loudly when she came. It was after this and just before we fell asleep that I whispered to Laura, "I love you." Laura's eyes opened slightly and she said in a sleep filled voice "I love you too sweetie." I fell asleep after that; happy in the knowledge that this is where I should be, and this was who I should be with. Chapter 3 This last thing happened about 2 weeks ago when we were shopping at a major shopping centre in our area and is the reason I decided to write all this down. We were both wearing loose tops and fairly tight jeans. I think we both have lovely bums, or it could be that I just love what comes out them, but we try to show them off when we go out. We had been shopping for an hour when Laura announced that she needed to have a shit. My eyes lit up and my mouth started watering at the thought of what was to come. "Ok then quick, let's find a toilet" I said with a smile, "I'm really hungry and there's nothing good in the food court here anyway." Laura laughed hard at this but then said "No, I wanna do it in my pants." My eyes widened even further at what she was suggesting, her jeans were tight enough that if she did shit in them there would be no hiding what she had done, to say nothing of the obvious smell that would go with it. "Really?" I asked incredulously, "what, here?" We were standing on a busy concourse outside a women's clothing store and there were people everywhere. "Yeah, why not?" she replied, "I'll just stand in that corner over there and I don't think any of these people will even notice me." I thought this was unlikely but agreed to provide cover for her as she did it. We moved over to the corner Laura had indicated and she stood with her back to it while I stood facing her hoping my body would provide some privacy. We both took one look around and decided that there was going to be no 'good' moment for her to do it so I stood directly in front of her as she bent over slightly and started straining. She started with an intense look on her face but it soon became one of satisfaction as she started filling her jeans. Every now and then I would turn to see if anyone was looking, but everyone seemed oblivious to the straining girl in the corner. It took about 5 minutes for Laura to be done and when she finished she turned around to show me the bulge in the back of her jeans. There was already a slightly dark spot starting to show around her bum. I reached out my hand to touch it and could feel the soft mass of the shit in her jeans and looked at her with wonder in my eyes. "Ok, we'd better get out of here" she said looking around again, "this is going to really start smelling soon." She started to walk in the direction of the car park and I followed along behind her watching her bum and imagining the poo in her pants getting squashed and smeared all over her arse. I was actually impressed that she could walk so normally carrying that much in her jeans. We reached the car park and our car about 10 minutes later and by then the smell was becoming pretty obvious. I went to the driver's side door and went to get in when I saw that Laura had got in the back seat and had laid face down on it. "Come here," she called to me "still hungry?" I hurried around to her as fast as I could and found her undoing the button on her jeans and was trying to slide them down. I reached out to help, looking around the car park to see if anyone was coming. I first pulled her shoes off then at last pulled her jeans off her leaving just her with just white cotton undies on with the darkness of her poo colouring them from underneath. "Quick, get them off and clean me up" Laura said looking over her shoulder at me. I carefully lifted her undies away from her bum scooping up poo as I did so and pulled them off her, leaving my sister naked from the waist down and her arse still well covered in brown shit. "Oh my god Laura! It's fucking everywhere!" I exclaimed looking at the mess caked on her arse. "Yeah I know, hurry up before someone comes" she said urgently. I took one more look around, there were some people about 100 metres away and couldn't really see what we were doing, so I bent down and applied my tongue to my sisters bum and arse crack, biting and licking every last piece of her shit till it was gone. At one point a car drove slowly past us looking for a car park and I'm so sure they would have seen what I was doing, but at that point I was so caught up I wouldn't have noticed if a crowd had gathered to watch. Satisfied that my sisters' arse was clean enough for her to sit down in the car I gave her a playful spank and told her we had better get going. Laura got up from the back seat and walked, still naked from the waist down, around to the front passenger side door, opened it and got in. I finished licking my fingers and wiped any poo that was on my face then got in the car myself. We left the car park and at the first set of traffic lights I handed the soiled undies over to Laura. "Here you go," I said, "thought you might be hungry too." Laura took them from me and took a bite of one of the larger clumps of shit clinging to the fabric. As she chewed she looked to the next car and saw that it held a couple of middle aged men. "Here, watch this," she said with an evil grin. She tapped on her window to get their attention and then, when they looked over; she proudly held up her shitty undies and, looking directly at them, took another bite of her poo. The look of shock of their faces, when they realised what she doing, was priceless and I laughed out loud. "Here, give me some," I said taking the undies and biting some off for myself. I turned to the window and stuck my tongue out at them with the lump of shit sitting in the middle of it. I then pulled it back, closed my mouth and started chewing very obviously in their direction making faces as if I was eating the most delicious thing in the world. The light changed at that point and the other car sped off quickly and Laura and I laughed long and hard talking about what story these guys are going to tell people and who was going to believe them. I mean it's not every day you see two hot girls sitting in traffic eating shit from a pair of undies. We got home about 15 minutes later and Laura had eaten what remained in the undies leaving just a wet brown stain in the crotch. Laura was already half naked when we got in the flat and it took her only a couple of seconds to get the rest of her clothes off, while it took me a few minutes longer to get out of my jeans. Once we were completely naked we laughed again at what those poor guys must be thinking. We made love after that, and after we had both come I needed to wee so I made a jug of our 'vodka and yellow'. We sat quietly on the sofa naked together making our way through the jug and watching TV. We still loved to combine doing perfectly ordinary things with our love of toilet fun. Occasionally we would giggle to ourselves about the guys in the car and wondered if they had recovered yet. About 2 hours later, nicely drunk, we headed off to bed together to make love once more. I consider myself to be about the luckiest girl in the world. I have a beautiful sister who loves me, we have a great sex life together and our mutual love of shit and piss makes every day an adventure. I hope you've enjoyed my story, and who knows, maybe it'll be you in the car beside us next time. Bye. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Directory 74