("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,' (((' (((-((('' (((( K R I S T E N' S C O L L E C T I O N _________________________________________ WARNING! This text file contains sexually explicit material. If you do not wish to read this type of literature, or you are under age, PLEASE DELETE THIS FILE NOW!!!! _________________________________________ Scroll down to view text -------------------------------------------------------- This work is copyrighted to the author © 2009. Please don't remove the author information or make any changes to this story. All rights reserved. Thank you for your consideration. -------------------------------------------------------- Vasectomy by Dna2prot (address defunct) *** So for those of you out there contemplating a vasectomy don't believe all the negatives some people will try to tell you. Take it from my wife and me, my vasectomy was a gigantic success - I should have had it done years ago. (MF, size) *** It's been a few years now since that (previously) dreaded day. My wife and I had planned to wait for a few years after our second child to make the decision. We had already discussed which one of us would undergo the procedure to insure we would no longer have to worry about, and the fuss and mess of, birth control. My wife, actually, made the decision: "I had to endure childbirth two times, the least you can do is have a minor out-patient operation!" She also hinted at the improved ability to be spontaneous and how all the pills, gels and condoms ruined the mood of sex for her. We made the appointment a few months in advance, as there were limited doctors in our area that did vasectomies. I was not really looking forward to the day, hearing stories from all my friends about how the operation aftermath ranged from "just a minor ache" to feeling like "you just got kicked in the balls by a mule". But, I was committed to going through with it. I agreed with the idea of no longer being able to make anyone pregnant, I just was not into pain. If only I had known what the results of the operation were to be... *** The day finally came. That morning, following the doctor's instructions, I shaved the area around my cock and balls. I was actually quite pleased with the results and the clean feeling as the cold air embraced my privates for the first time since puberty. My wife also complemented me on my nick-free results. The only downside to doing this was to emphasize my slightly smaller than average 5" cock. Not that my wife had ever complained. Seizing the opportunity (and my dick), my wife gave me a preoperative blowjob to end all blowjobs. She commented that my smooth cock and balls made the job much more pleasurable, and my cock agreed by pumping harder and shooting farther than either of us could remember. My wife escorted me to the doctor's office, as they had warned that I should not be driving after the operation for a day or so until the local anesthetic and pain pills (!) were to wear off. This was not a good indicator of what I should expect, in my opinion. After a half hour or so, the nurse directed me to a small room with an exam table. She had me take my clothes off and put on the infamous hospital gown. I was then asked to lie down on the exam table. The doctor arrived and gave me two shots into my groin on either side of my balls. While waiting for the shots to take effect, the doctor and I chatted making small talk. He reassured me that the great majority of men had no major post-operative pain and that I could resume sex within 4-5 weeks after the incisions healed. He then explained how he would make two incisions, one in each ball sack. He would then both tie and clip both ends of each tube after he cauterized it. He said he liked to do both as an added measure of protection against the tubes "reattaching". The doctor then had me lay down and continued to chatter about the weather and such. I could not feel a thing as he described each step as he completed them. As he was finishing up, and just before making the final sutures - the doctor asked if I had any final questions. I quipped to him that it would sure be nice if he could add on a few inched to my cock as long as he was down there. The doctor chuckled at the comment and said that there was not much he could do about that, but he could recommend a specialist if I was truly interested in such a thing - but that he really did not advise it. With a final snip, the doctor mentioned again not to have sex for 4-5 weeks and to stop back in to have my sperm count checked before having unprotected sex or I could end up a papa again. Stopping by the nurse on my way out, she handed me come pain pills and cautioned me to go home and spend most of the next 24 hours lying and resting. She said I could expect some swelling and minor pain, but to take a pill every 4 hours. If the pain became more than the pills could handle, I was to call back to the doctor. My wife led me to the car and took me home. I will admit I was walking a little bowlegged, but really did not feel any discomfort at all. I lay in bed all afternoon and evening expecting the pain to kick in, but it never did. The next morning I got up and removed the cold-pack and bandages. The nurse was right about the swelling. My cock and balls were swollen to a size that would likely rival the results of a marathon pumping session. Even my wife was impressed and asked if that were a permanent side-effect of the operation. The stitches were a little tender as I applied fresh bandages. I was warned not to bathe or shower for a few days, so I had to resort to sponge baths. After the weekend, I returned to work. Some of my friends gave me some good-natured ribbing about being "neutered". I just grinned in response and looking forward to ravaging my wife in a few weeks after more than a month of abstinence. That evening, preparing for bed after almost a week since the operation, I wondered if the swelling would start to go down. If anything, the swelling looked greater. Concerned, the next morning I called the doctor and received assurance that this was quite common and normal. *** It had been 5 weeks since the operation, and the healing was complete. The stitches had long since dissolved and only two small puncture mark sized scars were left showing that anything was different. The hair around my balls had regrown to about 1/4 inch and felt like a pincushion. The swelling had continued unabated, although the tenderness was completely gone. My cock appeared longer and thicker, and my balls were much larger than before the operation. I was to return to the doctor for the first checkup and to have a sperm-level check. I was advised that I could either masturbate into a condom, or have sex with my wife the old-fashioned way (with a condom for birth control and to collect the semen). My wife chose the old-fashioned way and let out a squeal of delight as my newly-plump cock plowed some old ground for the first time in quite a while. Afterward, my wife asked me to check with the doctor to see if there was anything he could do to keep up or increase the level of the swelling. We both laughed at that, but I noted to myself that my cock was as rigid or more so with the swelling than it had ever been before the operation. The next day, the doctor examined me and pronounced me healthy. He said it was a little unusual for the swelling to stay up so long, but not that uncommon. He asked me to stop back in two weeks with my second and final sample, for another check. *** Two weeks (and MANY happy flops in the sack with my very pleased and stuffed wife) I returned to the doctor, bringing my sample along with. My sperm count was down to zero and it was now safe for me to have "normal" sex with my wife. As the doctor examined my cock and balls, he noted that they appeared to be larger than at the last exam. Taking a tape measure, he checked me at 6-3/4 inches long and 6 inches around. My balls were the size of golf balls and measured 10- inches around. I explained to the doctor that I have been 5 inches for the past 20 years. The doctor said not to panic, took a blood sample and asked me to come back a month later unless he called with any negative results. The doctor was amazed a month later when he measured 7- 1/2 inches on the tape. The blood tests had indicated a very high level of testosterone in my system, equal to the level normally found in prepubescent boys. The doctor, after consulting with several specialists, concluded that the vasectomy operation had tricked my hormones into thinking I was a 12-year-old boy going through puberty and went into overdrive. Just like the first time, the doctor thought it best to just wait for it to run its course. The doctor commented that the condition was extremely rare, but had occurred before. His final comment was that if he could duplicate the phenomenon for others, he would be the most popular doctor in the world. *** It is now two years later as I write this. My growth surge has settled down in the past few months, but does not appear to have completely run its course. My wife asks to have sex almost every night and still cannot get enough of my 10-3/4 inch long by 8 inch diameter cock. My balls did settle in after the first few months and never did grow past small tangerine size - which is fine with me. My wife hopes the growth continues and has become quite the cock-hound, trying and experimenting with every position she can think of. Me, I would hope to my cock does not grow much beyond it's present size - hopefully not more than 12 inches, or I will have to find a job I can do at home to keep my wife pleasured and all the women at work from trying to catch a glimpse at the huge bulge in my pants. If I get a hard-on at work, I have to stay seated at my desk until it goes down or risk a riot in the steno pool. So for those of you out there contemplating a vasectomy, don't believe all the negatives some people will try to tell you. Take it from my wife and me, my vasectomy was a gigantic success - I should have had it done years ago! 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