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(MF, FF) *** "Aren't you going to get that?" muttered Wendy sulkily. The doorbell rang again, a little more insistently. "I've just sat down, and I'm knackered! Besides which, it's more likely to be for you." I did not feel cooperative. "You're closer!" The doorbell went for the third time, sounding vaguely hysterical now. With an exasperated sigh Wendy got up. It was late afternoon and the day had, in my view, been completely wasted. Wasting time always annoyed me, and the fact that Wendy had had to work so hard to get me to do it, annoyed her in turn! Of course her definition of wasting time was different to mine. To me it was digging the garden - to her it was afternoon sex! We were now, therefore, looking forward to an evening savaging each other until bedtime, when, likely as not, I would find myself in the spare room. A visitor at least promised to provide a sideline of entertainment for a short time. I heard Wendy open the front door. "Hi, I'm Becky!" I was vaguely aware of a bustling presence pushing past my slightly bemused wife into the hallway. Who the hell was Becky!? "Er... Hello!" said Wendy. I peered round the living room door and saw Wendy, looking just as puzzled as I felt. Behind her was the smiling friendly face of a tall woman with long chestnut hair. A woman who, quite clearly, neither of us had set eyes on before! "Hi! You must be Nick!" Well, she knew of me, but I still could not fathom in what connection. The lascivious wink which then followed (and which fortunately Wendy did not see), unsettled me more than a little however! A hint of panic was beginning to creep into my mind. Someone from a murky past which I had been too drunk to remember perhaps, or maybe... The panic must have betrayed itself in my face, for now Wendy had started to look suspicious. The situation was not improved when Becky strode over to me, wrapped her arms around me and planted a huge wet kiss full on my lips! "So, How've ya bin?" she cooed (rather too affectionately for my comfort). I still was not sure quite who she was, but a rather frightening idea began to form in my mind. "I don't wish to play gooseberry or anything!" The slight razor Wendy was able to put into her voice at times like this, was always able to leave me feeling emotionally castrated. *** "I've waited so long for this... too long!" Suddenly Becky was tearing at my shirt, pulling it form my body. She pushed my back onto the sofa as she tugged at my trousers, loosening the belt and undoing my fly. This is the stuff of my dreams - but not with Wendy watching! I did not need to look at her. Indeed I could not look at her, sure that one glimpse of her face would, Medusa-like, turn me to stone. Her very presence in the room was enough... Finally Becky had what she wanted. She held my limp penis in her hand and was looking at it with some degree of puzzlement! Suddenly she laughed! "I don't see how this could ever make 2ft!" she giggled. Back in the real world, Becky turned to Wendy. "Oh, I am sorry," she said, "you must think me so rude!" "Oh no!" Wendy said smiling sweetly (a look and tone which always had me running for cover). "Not at all!" Wendy turned to me, the unasked question in her eyes. I shrugged, trying not to let on that I had any idea at all who she was. Her next words dashed any forlorn hope I might have had of a swift and peaceful end to this situation. "I'm Becky," she said again. "Hasn't Nick mentioned me at all?" Wendy shook her head briefly, her face continuing to question. "Well," continued Becky, a mischievous glint in her eye, "Nick and I have been carrying on a torrid e-mail correspondence for the past few months!" She meant to sound light-hearted, of course, and smiled, but I knew that Wendy's sense of humour would not be switched on at that particular moment in time! "I knew it!" she spat at me suddenly. "That bloody Internet! I knew it would lead to trouble!" Wendy regarded Internet technology with suspicion and had read (with some private glee, I was sure) the horror stories about "Internet widows", E-mail love affairs and even "net" inspired murders. She tolerated my activities with it, provided I could assure her that none of the implications of what I did, would spill over into "real life". By and large I had maintained that assurance (although some of the techniques we had tried in bed recently owed something at least to "a frank exchange of ideas" from fellow surfers!). Nevertheless, at best she felt it had nothing to do with the "real world" of housework and "hard labour". Feeling slightly embarrassed I tried to ignore her outburst. Besides I was curious as to why this woman, who lived thousands of miles away, should suddenly appear on my doorstep! "Umm.. So what brings you here?" I asked Becky, trying unsuccessfully to sound casual. Becky tapped the side of her nose. "The Internet is not as confidential as most people think." she said, "A combination of technology and asking the right people the right questions, and you'd be amazed what you can find out!" "But you came all the way over here to find me!" I was getting increasingly nervous! She laughed. "Silly! I'm on holiday with Wayne - you remember Wayne!" I glanced at Wendy - Becky's mention of Wayne, her boyfriend, seemed to offer some lifeline for me. Wendy did not seem, however, very reassured! Becky looked me up and down. "Well, its nice to see you in the flesh at last. You're slimmer than I imagined!" she said. I smiled, knowing that the compliment could not possibly be heartfelt! "And you're looking incredibly stylish!" She smirked at me, equally aware of the impact of her baggy sweatshirt and faded patterned leggings. "Well, I hope you two lovebirds are happy!" cut in Wendy, a slightly shrill tone creeping into her voice. Traditional British reserve in my wife made such outbursts rare, and very significant when they did happen. She had let her temper show in front of a relative stranger twice now, and I knew this meant that she was fizzing out of control! This was something I felt might have been lost on Becky, but she turned to Wendy. "But its not him I've come to see!" she said. "Its you!" Wendy opened her mouth to speak, and then closed it again. She had not expected that, and neither had I! "You see, when Nick writes to me, he expects me to read what he wants me to read. Whereas I'm always looking for clues about the things he doesn't want me to know about!" Wendy relaxed a little now, and I could even detect a conspiratorial glint in her eye, but she was still suspicious. "In reading his messages, I found myself becoming less curious about him - after all he would just tell me whatever I wanted to know - and more curious about you!" It was perhaps a little strange, but I began to feel more relieved now. The focus of attention was being shifted away from me, and their might be room to manoeuvre. "I was hoping we could get together and... talk." Becky said. "Well, I... er..." Wendy suddenly collected herself. "Yes! You're right! I think we should!" She looked over at me, and so did Becky. I smiled back, feeling vaguely that I was losing control of the situation (if I ever had any!). I stood, there a little stupidly for a few moments before I realised with a slight shock, what was expected of me. I suppressed the flash of anger I felt at being evicted from my own front room. "Oh, right." I said mustering as much dignity as I could. "I'll go then!" I left the room and went into the kitchen. I wondered briefly if Wendy realised that I could still hear the conversation from there, but the sight of her framed in the doorway, head cocked slightly, quickly disabused me of that fantasy! "Why don't you go for a drink?" she said. "I want to talk to your girlfriend!" I hesitated looking for a way to stay and finding none. "Right!" I said suddenly. I got up and left the house. *** It was early evening and the sun was still warm at the end of a lovely day. As I strolled, I pondered on what the two women would find to talk about. They were probably badmouthing me; telling each other what a bastard I was. Typical women! They would not, of course, give me a chance to defend myself! They would act as judge, jury and executioner, not only in my absence, but actually positively excluding me! I would probably get back to find the locks changed and my things in a heap on the driveway! If I was lucky! This would be closely followed by a lawsuit depriving me of my earnings for the rest of my days so that she could live her life as she wanted! Who knows - I might even find the police waiting! Bitches! I was breathing hard and grinding my teeth as I walked, and people started to look at me strangely as I passed them. It was that as much as anything, which brought me back to the real world. I was probably doing them an injustice after all. Perhaps they were not talking about me at all - maybe they just wanted to discuss dress patterns or shops or something. I knew only one thing; a woman (like a shark) rarely does what a man expects in these situations! (A fleeting fantasy crossed my mind that they might actually invite me to join them in some sex romp, when I returned - too fleeting - too incredible - and it was gone!). It did worry me, though, that I had absolutely no idea what awaited me on my return. It could be anything, from nothing at all, to a knife in the back! I was burning with curiosity to know what was going on and would have given anything to be a fly on the wall in that living room. To crawl around unseen, unnoticed just listening. Of course flies follow their own instincts, and do not understand English, but if they did, if they could... *** I flew aimlessly, antenna alert for scents that might indicate food or a good breeding ground. Something was worrying me - a job to do, a mission to undertake. Ah yes! I had to find a room, listen to some people talking. Inspired I took off heading for the nearest house, but as I did so, my antennae picked up the unmistakable scent of raw meat. I veered off, following fly instincts by default, and dived for the window from which the scent emanated. I bounced off the glass a couple of times, my exoskeleton taking the impact, before finding myself inside a kitchen. There on a board was the delicious red stuff! A woman stood with a knife, preparing to cut it - to release more of that delicious scent for ME! I do LOVE women! I settled on her shoulder, readying myself for the final approach. My compound eyes could make out so much, giving me early warning of attack, as well as a generally good view. I could, for example, see where that beautiful light-bulb on the ceiling was - when lit I could fly around it for hours - while at the same time being able to see right down her cleavage, equally pleasing! I concentrated on the cleavage. Sitting there, while my fly side screamed to go for the meat. I watched her breasts rise and fall as she worked, and could even make out the inside of her bra between them as it "lifted and separated". I revelled in the fact that I could sit there watching, almost indefinitely without anyone protesting! The fly instinct won eventually, and I dived for a juicy looking cube of meat. She saw me then, of course, and acted, her hand flying towards me with startling accuracy and knocking me to the wall! I was for a moment stunned, musing for a moment that as a human I could have got away with lifting a piece of meat, while staring down her cleavage would have earned the slap I did not muse for long. The evil smell of fly spray had me choking and gagging! I panicked and flew wildly, for a time, not knowing where I was going or flying to. The spray disorientated me and drained me of energy, but when I finally steadied myself I found that I had left the house and had circled high into the sky. Down again. I needed to rest somewhere safe. Through another window (this time upstairs), and a blessed bed cover to attach myself to and recuperate. My antennae picked up a delicious smell, not unlike that of rotting fish. I would find it! I took off and circled the room I was in, reconnoitring. There was a woman, lying on a bed, completely naked. Life as a fly is SOOO GOOD!! As she lay, she stroked her cat. The animal lay across her chest, its paws playing idly with the solid-looking nipples that capped her nicely rounded breasts. The woman had her eyes closed as she supported the cat and guided its movements so that its soft fur caressed sensitive skin. She smiled and moaned softly, her eyes closed. If my compound eyes had had lids they would have been open wide! As it was they were anyway! As I buzzed excitedly, the cat eyed me lazily and then resumed its sleepy purring. I flew in a roundabout way (why do flies never go straight?) to the source of the smell. Fly and human were in perfect harmony as they made for their new target! Balanced on top of a curly black hair I made my way on foot to the little ravine below, from which the scent appeared strongest. There among the folds of moist red flesh I could find my nirvana. I had never been quite THIS close before! I made for the swollen, pulsing red knob in front of me, drawn by instinct. It was like a little temple to which I had to make a pilgrimage! My original mission was completely forgotten! My compound eye picked up the cats paw as it descended quickly...far too quickly! No time to escape! Everything went black... *** I chuckled at my mind's twisted little diversion. How would the relationship between the woman and her animal lover change as its more pressing instincts had resulted in fly-guts being plastered all over her clit! (Perhaps she would put it down to an unfortunate discharge, though the bent wings might give it away!) Had the cat had the good sense to keep its claws in? Her delicate parts lacerated as well as bruised, could result in the relationship being terminated very quickly! I walked on, suddenly depressed, turning to the park rather than the pub. I really was not in the mood to put up with some of the inane conversation I was likely to get in our local watering hole! *** Strolling through the park, I pondered on the days events so far, searching for some clue. That afternoon I had been sitting in the garden without a care in the world, washing down my lunch with a well-earned beer. The sun was in the sky, the bees were buzzing and my wife was digging the garden. I was happy! Now watching my wife digging the garden is, in my view, one of the greatest pleasures known to man (I am not quite sure if this makes me an extremely sad person, or happy one, but there it is!) I sat there in ecstasy, watching her little sundress stretch over her body as she strained at the garden fork, or pulled at a particularly stubborn weed. A glimpse of upper thigh or panty as she bent, the breasts quivering as the muscles tensed and the sweaty sundress clinging to her body - all these things sent me to my "little doggy heaven" as she put it! The best of it was that she seemed totally unaware of any of this! To this day I do not know whether she simply underestimated its impact on me, or whether she was genuinely too absorbed in what she was doing to care. My penis started to take up the slack designed into my shorts for everyday comfort! Swelling like a cancerous growth, I felt it grow impatient with its confines, and remind me of its presence (as if it needed to) by rubbing its sensitive tip painfully against the zip of my fly. Its influence began to stimulate my imagination as it demanded satisfaction. One thing was clear to me - she would not be digging the garden much more today! The situation would require some careful management. Spontaneous love-making needed careful planning to be sure of success. We would do it in the living room, I decided. If I had to drag her up to the bedroom, the mood would probably not last, and besides living rooms had special memories for us. Before we were married I would join her on one of her baby-sitting assignments - the only time we could be assured of being alone together - and... I put my half-finished beer down and went indoors to set things up. Cushions arranged on the sofa, old magazines and knitting (particularly the needles!) removed and the place generally tidied up. I went upstairs to the bedroom to retrieve some "props" from our "bottom drawer" - handcuffs, dildo, a couple of silk cords, riding crop etc. etc.. I didn't plan to use all, or even any of these things, but it was good to have them handy, just in case. Finally the main essential - a towel! I concealed all these things in the living room, and then turned to the last detail - the video camera (we like to keep these scenes for posterity!). Once again it was essential that this did not interfere with our lovemaking, so I painstakingly set it up, semi- concealed, behind the television so that it had a good view of the sofa and a fair proportion of the surrounding floor area, but was not too wide-angle to lose the detail. It had 3 hours of tape in it, so I set it going there and then so I could forget it about it. My God! The video camera! (My plan had, of course, fallen completely flat. On greeting her with a cool lemonade and suggesting that we might "go inside", she simply looked at me - face reddened with exertion - and pointed out that there was a tree stump that I had been promising to dig out for weeks, and wasn't now a good time to do it! Despite my protestations, "now" became a better and better time, and digging out that damned thing had occupied me until thirty seconds before Becky arrived!) I did a quick calculation - it had taken me two hours to remove the stump, allow another half hour for inaccuracy, messing about, cleaning up etc. The video should still have enough tape for a further half hour or so! I had my "fly on the wall"! I immediately turned from the park towards the pub. This called for celebration! *** The house was locked up and as quiet as the grave when I returned. I checked round to see if there was anyone home, and then to see if anything untoward had happened (dog-shit in my shoes, clothes cut to ribbons - that sort of thing) but found nothing. I was pleased - it meant that I could arm myself with the facts as recorded on video, before I had to face the two women. With luck, it might even give me the moral high-ground! (Though I knew that would have been a first!) I went back down to the living room. The "equipment" was still where I had hidden it (I was perhaps a trifle disappointed at this!) and the camera... had run out of tape, as I'd expected, and rewound itself to the beginning (actually, I noticed from the tape time that it had stopped some 20 minutes before the beginning. I was puzzled for a moment, then shrugged, putting it down to a glitch in the tape.) I switched on the television, and pressed "FF/Review". It took a while to wind forward to the point where I had left the room, but it was there at 2 hours and 36 minutes. I sat down to watch the remaining 24 minutes and learn! *** "So what is it you do want?" I heard Wendy say. She was still clearly suspicious of Becky. "Aw, lighten up honey!" said Becky with a disarming smile. "I don't want anything you don't want!" There was an expectant pause, while Becky studied Wendy. "I think Nick's one lucky guy!" she said unexpectedly. At that point Wendy smiled. Becky, thinking she had broken the ice, relaxed a little, but then Wendy started laughing. "Oh, you think so do you! Well let me tell you something honey..." she mimicked Becky's deep south American accent, "...he is a lousy lover, he drinks far too much and he farts in bed! If you want him, you're welcome!" It was not that she had not complained to me of these things already, but the vehemence with which she spat out the words was a little shocking! Becky looked shocked too, then after a moment she said with mock horror. "But you've just described Wayne! The love of my life!" They looked at each other for a moment, then burst out laughing together. Their mutual cackling seemed to eat into the short space of video time more than was warranted; it was not that funny! "I-I...guess you're right!" guffawed Wendy. "I suppose it could be worse... he could..." her mounting hysterics seemed to be causing her some difficulty, "...he could be a womaniser too!!" At this they both went into peals of renewed laughter, which again seemed to last far longer than the joke warranted! I almost switched off the video - I had better things to do with my time! They fell into each others arms as their laughter subsided. Then Becky whispered something into Wendy's ear which I could not hear. At this, Wendy drew back suddenly - her face suddenly hard. "No I have not, and I have no intention of trying either!" "Look, honey, I didn't mean..." "My God! I get it now! There was a sneer of disgust on Wendy's face as she looked Becky up and down. "You really took Nick for a ride didn't you!" "Hey, Hey...!" Becky said, trying to calm things a little, but Wendy was on a roll now, "To think I let someone so... so... disgusting into my...! I think you'd better go! Just go!" "OK, OK!" said Becky, a little red-faced as she rose disconsolate from the sofa. She muttered something which I could not make out, but included the word 'bitch'. Whatever it was, that did it for Wendy! She pulled Becky round and caught her with a stinging slap which knocked her backwards! Wendy's temper may be short, but I know from experience that she only ever fires one shot, and then regrets it bitterly. Here, true to form, she found herself acutely embarrassed, her hand over her mouth in shock. Her refined sense of protocol, meant that attacking her guest was certainly not something she would consider acceptable! I could see Becky glaring at her with a face of thunder! "Big mistake, honey!" she muttered, "BIG mistake!" I had to admit that I would not have liked to be Wendy at this point. Becky bore down on the hapless Wendy. She was a good four inches taller than her, and as she towered over my dear wife, I felt a pang of apprehension. She delivered a couple of swift slaps to the face, but since Wendy was at least partially able to block these, she followed them up with a viciously unexpected punch to Wendy's midriff. Wendy doubled up, emitting a forced groan and clutching her stomach. As she collapsed, her face suddenly swung close to the camera, bulging eyes and protruding tongue, distorted by the closeness to the lens, doing nothing for her image! Before she hit the floor, though, Becky seized her hair, pulling her round and landing her on her back in front of the sofa. Then, she dropped down, landing hard astride Wendy's stomach and pinning her arms to the floor with her knees. I realised that this was a good old catfight, but I had to remind myself that I fantasised about them - that I found them enjoyable! The only difficulty was that the woman lying on her back, her dress up round her waist showing a rather tired looking pair of panties, was my wife! Also, the woman on top of her was murderously angry, and I was not sure that she would not (did not - this was now history I was watching!) really hurt poor Wendy! This was no fantasy, it was serious! Becky leaned forward and said something to Wendy. All I could pick up was Wendy's breathless "Noooo!" Becky then leaned back and started doing something to her which, from my angle I could not make out. Wendy's legs had been moving slowly from side to side as she recovered her breath, but suddenly they started kicking and thrashing. She bucked her hips, trying to throw Becky off, but to no avail. I wondered if Becky had done any rodeo work back home. If so, that experience came in useful here! As she continued working on Wendy, my wife's writhing and thrashing started weakening. Occasionally, however I caught a glimpse of her face as she moved her head from side to side. It was red with determined anger and frustration. If Becky ever let her up there would be hell to pay! Then Becky leaned forward and spoke to Wendy again, and Wendy took the opportunity to muster her remaining strength and thrust her hips high in the air in an attempt to continue Becky's forward movement. Thighs spread for leverage, every muscle in them was taut. Her light panties, slightly twisted now, threw into sharp relief the details of her sex. Normally I would have paused the film at this point and studied the image carefully (not that there was anything there I had not seen before!), but my mind was a mess of contradictory instincts. I actually wanted to fast- forward so that I could reassure myself that she was alright in the end. Then I could relax and enjoy the scene. For some reason, though, I could only sit there transfixed. Wendy's move almost worked, and Becky had to steady herself with one arm against the sofa to avoid being thrown off. She laughed nervously and sat back again suddenly dumping her full weight on Wendy's stomach and forcing her hips back down. Then Becky changed her tack. Again I could not make out what she was doing, but the effect on Wendy was electric! Her half-hearted struggles became suddenly frantic as she drew strength from desperation! I noticed a little damp patch had appeared in the crotch of her panties. Wendy turned her head with an effort. This time I could see her face, was no longer angry - she was frightened! Becky adjusted her position, and I caught a glimpse of Wendy's now naked breast, distorted against Becky's knee. Just before Becky covered it with her hand I saw the nipple swollen like I had never seen it before! White flecks appeared on the videotape signalling the end of the show, but just before the screen went blank and the tape started on its long rewind I saw the stain in Wendy's panties glisten suddenly and spread. I sat back breathless, listening to the whirring of the tape... Wendy stared up, terrified, at Becky's face just inches from hers. "And now I'm going to kill you, bitch!" she heard her say. It was not the words, so much as the soulless eyes that terrified her! The very real danger suddenly galvanised her to push her tortured body to do all it could to throw the madwoman off her, but it was useless. She turned her head as Becky sat back, glimpsing the engorged breast that Becky had exposed and manipulated earlier, and feeling the sexual arousal course through her body against her will, like a mad thing! She felt Becky's fingers close around her throat, forcing her back, and wished now with all her heart, that she had been able to control her own temper to start with. Her vision started to darken as her struggles started to subside and become uncontrolled. The pressure of Becky's fingers on her windpipe was inexorable, and she knew that there was... no... escape! Long after Wendy had stopped moving, Becky released her grip and stood up. The insane rage inside her dissipated slowly as she stared down at her victims body, the face an unnatural purple. She always felt desperately sorry after these black rages, but this had not been the first time! She had learnt that if she herself was to survive, pragmatism must always take priority over remorse! She looked around a little uncertainly, then reached a decision. Backing her car as close to the front door as possible she manhandled Wendy's corpse into the boot as quickly and discreetly as she could. A quick look around to ensure there were no witnesses, and she got into the car and drove. Finally, in the gathering dusk, she found a secluded spot at the end of a deep gravel pit. Shit! Where were they? What had happened? A dark sense of foreboding came over me as I concluded that whatever had happened to Wendy it was probably nothing good! What should I do? Call the police now, or wait until they would take some notice!? Would they need the video tape for evidence? No! I could not have lecherous bobbies staring at my wife like that! What would it matter anyway - they would not bring her back! I sat there for what seemed like hours, telling myself not to be silly and worrying about Wendy alternately. I realised, with a shock, that I really would miss her dreadfully if something had happened to her! So often I had fantasised about how good life would be without her, but the reality seemed too terrible! *** It was dark when I heard the key in the lock. I jumped up, ran to the door and opened it before the key could turn. Sure enough it was Wendy (now wearing jeans and a sweater). Becky stood a pace behind her. Wendy took a step back at my sudden appearance. "Oh!" She was even more surprised when I put my arms around her and embraced her with more passion than I had done for a long time! She did not return the embrace, though, and I was aware that she was gently trying to pull away. I released her and looked at her and Becky. Both were calm and at ease - a far cry from the battling vixens I had seen earlier! I felt slightly foolish as I realised that my concern had all been for nothing. Things were back to normal (or at least more normal than I had been imagining!). "I have come to collect some things." She said. "Becky and I are going away for a few days to think things through, and Nick..." I stood there like a deer caught in the headlights as she made sure she had my full attention. "...when I come back, it may only be to collect the rest of my things!" Once again I stood open mouthed (I had been doing that a lot recently!), as she pushed past me and went upstairs, closely followed by Becky. After a few minutes they came down again, Wendy carrying a small overnight bag. She paused, gave me a kiss on the cheek. "No, hard feelings!" "After all," she continued, "it is what you kept telling me you wanted!" As they left Becky gave me a little half-smile, and leaned towards me. "We've left a little 'present' for you on the video!" she whispered confidentially. Then she turned and they were both gone. *** I stood there motionless for a few moments collecting my thoughts, coming to terms with the situation. I went back into the living room. Of course, that explained why the tape had appeared not to rewind fully! It was rewound now, and I retrieved the remote control. For a moment my finger hovered over the "Play" button. No, I thought, I would not play their game. My emotions had been up and down like a roller-coaster at the hands of these women today, and I wanted no more of it. Sure, I was curious as to what was on the tape. Sure, I would have enjoyed the lesbian sex-romp that Becky seemed to be promising me. Some deep instinct, though, told me that nothing good would come of watching it. So I pressed "Record" and waited until the 20 minutes or so at the front of the tape had been erased. My depravity was far more wide-ranging than Wendy or Becky ever knew, and it was this fact that provided me with the resource to maintain my sanity at times like these. I smiled a thin, secret smile, went to the phone and dialled. "Hey Wayne!" I said. "Great news!" END Any comments (good and bad) gratefully received. Please e-mail: nick@cassandra.demon.co.uk * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's okay to *READ* stories about unprotected sex with others outside a monogamous relationship. But it isn't okay to *HAVE* unprotected sex with people other than a trusted partner. 4-million people around the world contract HIV every year. You only have one body per lifetime, so take good care of it! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Kristen's collection - Directory 64