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Masturbating with Bottles 
by Peter Handler (peter_handler@hotmail.com)

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Masturbating with bottles. (M-solo, mast, toys)

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Find a plastic bottle with an opening the same size as 
your hard cock. The bottle must be plastic because you 
have to drill a hole in it to allow the air to escape. 
Before drilling the hole, hold the bottle as you would 
if you were masturbating with it and mark the position 
of your thumb. Drill a one-eighth to one-quarter inch 
hole at that spot. If you don't have a drill, use a 
nail or other sharp object to punch a hole. 

Suitable plastic bottles are easy to find and chances 
are good that you already have one in your house. Fruit 
juice bottles work very well, although they are 
somewhat unwieldy. Vitamin and dietary supplement 
bottles are also a good choice because they are small 
and easy to handle. 

I prefer clear plastic bottles because I like to be 
able to see my cock and watch myself come, but opaque 
bottles work just as well. My favorite bottle is an 
ordinary baby bottle that I bought at the supermarket. 
It's easy to handle and takes the entire length of my 
cock. 

Lubrication is a must when masturbating with a bottle. 
I prefer a base coat of Vaseline topped off with a 
liberal coating of hand lotion or Baby Oil. The 
Vaseline will last for hours, but the topcoat will have 
to be replenished every fifteen minutes or so. 

Slide the bottle down over your cock and run it up and 
down the shaft. You will be amazed by the sensations. 
Do you remember how I told you to drill the air hole at 
the position of your thumb? Clamp your thumb over the 
hole on the upstroke and you will pull a nice vacuum on 
your cock. With a little practice, you can get a nice 
rhythm going. Just close the hole on the upstroke and 
open it on the downstroke. 

Don't feel like using your hand? Put your bottle 
between your box springs and mattress and fuck it like 
a pussy. Actually, it is more like fucking an ass. The 
tightness of the mouth of the bottle is very much like 
the tightness of an ass-hole. You can clamp the bottle 
to any surface and fuck it. I even clamp mine under my 
computer desk so I can use it while I'm chatting in sex 
chat rooms. 

Do you want to get fancy? One of my favorite techniques 
is to push the mouth of the bottle down on the upstroke 
so that the bottle it is at a slight 
angle to my cock. Do the opposite on the downstroke. 
This technique puts stress on your cock and makes every 
single nerve come to life. 

Want to get even fancier? Try filling the bottle with 
liquid. Warm water is the quickest, but if you want to 
take the time, try hot cream of mushroom soup or any 
kind of cream soup. Warm pudding is also a treat. 

Even though bottling is the best method of masturbation 
that I know of, I still jackoff with my hand sometimes 
because I like to feel my cock. But once you try a 
bottle, you may never go back to Mary Thumb and her 
four daughters again! 

END

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