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(MF, oral anal, rom, scat) *** I'll begin by saying that I am well aware this particular fantasy of mine is pretty odd and that it may well gross out some of you reading this, but what can I say, I guess I'm a pervert. I can't say exactly when my fascination with the female posterior began, but I do know it had something to do with Jessica Alba. I had a huge crush on her in my teenage years; I never missed an episode of her TV show 'Dark Angel', and would watch with my thumb on the record button of my VCR remote to capture the frequent scenes that featured her ass in tight leather for later examination. She has what I consider to be the absolute perfect ass. Big, but not too big, perky and tight, but still supple and full. Not a sign of cellulite. Perfect smooth skin. It has the perfect curve and looks mouth-watering in jeans, skirts, dresses, and especially bikinis. When I reached the age when I started dating and got access to various female bodies my fascination grew into an obsession. There was nothing I liked better than pushing my face between the perky cheeks of a pretty girl's ass. Don't get me wrong, I like all the usual stuff like getting blown, eating pussy (I really love eating pussy), fucking, all that good stuff. But there was something so uniquely satisfying to me about having my face there and licking a tight little asshole -- I remember, since I was just growing into my sexuality, wondering if that meant I was gay, but I have to say, the sight of a man's ass does nothing for me. So I really don't know how to explain it -- I just love ass. Worship it even. I dream about it. And when I jerk off, 9 times out of 10, I'm imagining sticking my tongue up some pretty girl's ass, be it Kristen Bell's, Emma Watson's, my old favourite Jessica Alba's, or just some porn starlet's that I happen to be watching. I do know, however, exactly where this odd little fantasy I have came from. I was 16 or so when I rented 'Idle Hands' for the first time. My school buddy had recommended it to me one morning, saying it featured Jessica Alba in a pair of white cotton panties, and at that time in my life there could have been no better reason for me to see a flick. Now don't worry, my fantasy has nothing to do with severed hands. It isn't actually depicted in the movie at all. The scene that inspired it is right at the end of the movie, when the hero is strapped down into a hospital bed, all his limbs in casts, and his girlfriend (played by Alba) visits him, leaning over him to kiss and coo and stroke his face. I pictured myself in his position and imagined having Jessica as my girlfriend tending to me. That night as I laid down to bed and began jerking off I pictured that scenario and, naturally, had my imaginary Ms Alba climb up onto the bed over me with her ass in my face so I could partake in my favourite activity. For some reason still unknown to me, I really, really got a kick out of that mental image, and so continued to think of that over the following days and masturbatory sessions. Over time the scenario evolved to the point where I was strapped down into a bed as a prisoner, completely starved, not having eaten for days. Jessica Alba, my girlfriend, has snuck her way into the facility disguised as a nurse and has come to see me in my room. Now, this is the point where it gets weird, and I have no idea why my thoughts went to this place., but the first time I thought it I shot a huge load. Are you ready? Well, in my fantasy I'm being starved and Jessica has snuck in some food for me in the only place she could without it being found by security. Inside her ass. I told you this is a weird fantasy. So Jessica, in a cute little nurse's outfit, makes sure the coast is clear then kisses me sweetly, lovingly, desperate to take care of me, then whispers her plan in my ear, climbs up over me and let's me bury my face between those beautiful luscious ass cheeks of hers, puts her asshole against my lips and, well, squeezes the food out of her ass into my mouth, which I then eat down hungrily. Yeah, I know, I'm a freak. But did I mention the absolutely huge load this fantasy inspired? Needless to say, after the orgasm subsided and I wrapped my head around what I'd been thinking about, I shrugged my shoulders. It's weird, but it makes me come harder than any other fantasy. So when I was without a girlfriend or just out of reach of my current one and really needed to cum, I'd settle down in bed, think about Jessica Alba feeding me with her ass, and have a mind- blowing orgasm. It worked every time. I never mentioned this fantasy to anyone. When I was 19 I had a very serious relationship, the kind where you're pretty sure you'll eventually marry, and I didn't even tell her. Not even when we had those "so, baby, is there anything you'd really like me to do?" post-coital whisperings. It was just too out there. I'm married now, have been for three years. Her name's Sarah and the first thing I'll tell you about her is the first thing I noticed about her: her absolutely perfect, Jessica-Alba rivaling, gift-from-god ass. It's breath-taking. It's fucking traffic-stopping. It's the reason I wanted to talk to her. I met her while I was temping at an office for a summer to make some living money for college. It was a really boring job, an insurance firm, and most of the people there were incredibly dull, but she was a little ray of sunshine in my otherwise dreary day. I'd first noticed her strolling past my cubicle on her regular back and forth trips to the photocopier, her perky butt wiggling hypnotically from side to side in her simple black work skirt. Once I managed to take my eyes away from it I noticed she was also very pretty, with a cute little nose, lips that always seemed to be smiling slightly, beautiful porcelain skin, and very classily kept long blonde hair that fell just past her shoulders. I struck up a conversation with her, just thinking about getting into her panties, and to my astonishment found that she was awesome to talk to and liked a lot of the same movies, music and literature as me. We hit it off right away, moved in together at the end of the summer and married the next spring. I've never been as close to someone or had a better friend than I do in Sarah. ** It was my birthday this weekend and a week or so before it Sarah had gotten me pretty liquored up with a view to ask what I wanted for my birthday present. My "special" present, she said, "not the one you'll be opening at the party." She knew that if I had a deep nasty secret desire I would be more likely to let slip if I was drunk and she was absolutely right. I'm certain I wouldn't have told her my fantasy if I'd been sober, but tell her I did, laughing as I explained, and regretting it right after her eyes got wide and she let slip an "oh...". I slurred out a "just kidding, baby." and quickly changed the subject. I woke up the next morning and looked across the pillow at her sleeping like an angel, instantly remembering what I'd said and feeling a sinking feeling in my stomach. Happily though, it didn't come up again. That is, until the night of my birthday, after our friends and family had left and we'd abandoned the clean-up until the morning. As we shut the door on my buddy Franky and his girlfriend -- who, if I'm honest, I can't recall the name of -- we fell into each other's lips and she started unbuckling my belt. My wife is the first woman I've continued thinking about while masturbating after I'd fucked her that I've ever been with. I am in such deep lust with her that just her kiss or the smell of her skin at the nape of her neck can give me a raging hard-on, and I would seriously consider bottling her pussy juices if it would stay fresh because it tastes so fucking good to me. Needless to say I was instantly hard and my cock sprang out, smacking her in the face, when she tugged down my boxer shorts. She took it in her hand and gave it one of those long slow teasing licks that she knows drive me crazy all the way from my balls to the tip, swirling her tongue around the head, and then back down the other side. The other hand was cupping my balls and gently rolling them with her fingers. After three years of sucking my cock, she knows exactly what I like, but what gets me off most about it is how much she loves doing it. It's not uncommon for me to wake up in the morning with her head bobbing under the covers, moments away from shooting a load in her mouth. She's so into it that I thought it was an act at first. She pulled back the foreskin from the head of my cock and lovingly took it into her mouth, giving me a nice little "mmmmm..." while she did and started sucking on it like a lollipop. I combed my fingers into her hair and eased my cock further down her throat. Before long her lips were wrapped around the base, her nose in my trimmed pubic hair and her tongue flicking out against my balls (I'm 7 inches long. Just above average, but not a porno star by any means). Her hand on my balls was now tugging on them gently and her eyes were looking up into mine. She eased her throat off my cock and slipped it out past her lips, smiling at it and licking her lips before jerking it off and bending down to take my balls into her mouth and suck on them (Again, she knows exactly what I like). At this point I just leant my head back against the door and closed my eyes, riding that beautiful ache in my balls as she sucked on them. I told her what was coming and she quickly popped her mouth off my balls and started sucking eagerly on the tip of my cock. One hand jerking off the shaft and the other back on my balls. I started pumping out my cum into her mouth, feeling the suction on the tip of my cock as she slurped it out of me, taking every last shot and squeezing out every last drip when I was done. She kissed her way up my belly, lifting my shirt as she went and then opened her mouth to show me my cum (I love when she does this), swirling it around with her tongue, looking into my eyes and then finally swallowing it all with an "mmmmm..." and then licking her lips when it was all gone. "I love you, baby" she grinned at me. I told her I loved her too, and she took me by the hand and led me into our bedroom. It had been a pretty long day, and I'd had a lot to drink, and I had just cum, so as you can imagine I was pretty exhausted. She led me to our bed and I fell onto my back, scooting up the bed so my head was on the pillows. She leant over me, kissed my forehead, said "Don't fall asleep just yet, baby," and went into our en suite. I love our bedroom. When it's night and just the bedside lamps are on it is so cozy and my sheets always smell of the woman I love. I was just starting to drift off when a stronger light hit my closed eyelids. Sarah had opened the bathroom door and was coming over to me, swaying her hips as she walked. It took a moment to register that she was dressed in a sexy little nurse's uniform. And that was all it took for me to realise what she was doing. "Sarah... are you..." I breathed and she grinned her sexy little grin at me and gave me a little "mmhmmm..." before I could finish my sentence. She climbed onto the foot of the bed and crawled over me. "Are you still hungry, baby?" she purred, looking into my eyes which I have to imagine were pretty wide at this point. I really couldn't manage to form any words so I just nodded. "Mmmmm good. Cause I've got something yummy for you." She kissed me, deeply, slowly, breathing into me. And then I felt her weight shift as she got up onto her knees and straddled my face. "Taste my pussy, baby. Drink me alllll up." She was enjoying this a lot, I could tell by the playfulness in her voice and by how fucking drenched her pussy was. It literally dripped into my mouth before I'd even reached my tongue out. The skirt of her little nurse's uniform was drapped over my face so I couldn't see anything. All I could smell or taste was her pussy. This is what I imagine heaven to be like. I sunk my tongue inside her and her juices flooded down into my mouth. She tastes really fucking sweet, like girl flavour candy. I eagerly drunk her down, pressing my nose against her and breathing in that gorgeous scent. My cock was standing straight up, I could feel, as she reached back and wrapped her hand around it. "Mmmmm... good boy. I know you like that, but just wait and see what else I have for you." I could not have been more turned on at this point. My head was swimming. My blood rushing. My cock swelling. I felt a rush of cool air as she rose up off my face and I squinted my eyes at the light of the room. She sat down on my belly, bent down and kissed me again, really deeply, tasting herself on my lips and tongue. She grinned like she was being really naughty and whispered, almost conspiratorially, "Are you ready?" I nodded a 'fuck yes' and she licked my lips mischievously and then got back up onto her knees, moved one leg over me and the other back the other way so she was facing towards my feet, then repositioned herself so her ass was up in the air above my neck and her face was right over my cock. She took it in her mouth and began sucking as she lowered her ass for me. I put my hands on her hips and just took in the sight of her cute little asshole. It's the perfect puckered little thing, not a blemish or irregularity or discoloring. Just a perfect little asshole that I've had my tongue inside many a time. I kissed it and licked it and she pushed herself back against my mouth. I felt my cock leave her warm wet mouth as she sat up over me, supporting herself on her legs bent at the knee under her. I couldn't believe this thing, this nasty fucking thing I'd been fantasising about since I was a kid, 16 fucking years old, was really about to happen. I was in heaven. The beautiful cheeks of her ass were pushed apart by my face and covered my eyes and she positioned her asshole right over my mouth. When she felt my lips around it, I felt her push. Her asshole felt like it was expanding and when I covered it with my tongue I could feel the skin moving outward and the skin from inside pushing out. And then I tasted it. It was sugary sweet, chocolate definitely -- and then I recognised it. My birthday cake. It came out of her asshole like a batter into my mouth and when her asshole clenched and broke off a piece I ate it greedily. It was warm, heated up by her insides, and the icing was gooey. I don't think I'd ever felt my cock as hard as it had gotten then. It was almost painful. I gave her asshole some quick little licks to let her know I wanted more and she started squeezing it out again. I felt a wetness at my chin and became aware that she was masturbating. This was turning her on too. Did I mention that I fucking love my wife? The cake batter was coming out of her more readily this time and I had to keep swallowing to make room for it all. She clenched again and broke another piece off into my mouth. I swallowed it down and then pushed my tongue into her. It went in much further and much more easily than usual and I licked the chocolate from her insides, feeling the mass of cake batter still inside her with the tip of my tongue. She started squeezing it out again and I sucked it out of her, eating and eating as fast as I could to keep up. Here I was, lying back on my bed, with my beautiful wife straddling my face with her perfect ass, basically shitting chocolate out into my mouth. Her asshole clenched again and she started squeezing out smaller and smaller pieces, which I could swallow easily. I felt her ass open up again but she must have been empty because no more cake came out. "I think I'm all done, baby." She gasped as I heard that squish-squish-squish-squish sound that told me she was finger-fucking the hell out of her pussy. She leaned forward and took my cock back into her mouth and started to suck me off as her fingers continued their assault on her cunt. I leant up into the crack of her beautiful ass and started licking off the smudges of chocolate on her cheeks, bucking my hips off the bed, pushing my cock further back into her mouth. Once her ass was clean on the outside I put my finger in my mouth making it wet and then pushed it inside her ass, noticing how easy it went in. I ran my finger around the inside of her and started scooping out all the chocolate left in there, sucking it hungrily off my finger and then pushing it back inside for more. "Fuck" she started gasping whenever I stuck my finger into her. When I thought I'd got it all I pushed my finger into her one more time and started fucking her ass with it. I could feel the movement of her fingers in her pussy through her inner walls. "Unnngh, yeah, yeah, yeah," she kept breathing and pushed her ass back onto my finger. I slipped another one beside the first and she rode both of them, still sucking my cock, still fingering herself, did I mention I love my wife? I told her I was about to cum again and she sat upright, I barely got my finger out of her ass in time before she was smothering me. I couldn't breathe. She was jerking my cock with both of her hands and grinding her ass down onto my face. I couldn't see anything. I couldn't breathe. I stuck my tongue up against her asshole and it eased inside, feeling it squeezing my tongue, and then I was cumming. Load after load after fucking load. I could feel it landing on my belly as she kept jerking my cock up and down. I was nearly suffocating. Her ass still pressed down firmly over my face. Her beautiful firm and supple ass-cheeks blocking out all air and light. It was the best orgasm of my life. And then I was done. My cock stopped shooting and she lifted her ass off my face. I gasped for breath and gulped down the cool air. Sweat poured down my face and my hair stuck down against my forehead. My chest was rising and falling and then Sarah was kissing me and licking my lips and my cheeks. "Sarah..." I was breathing so heavily, so completely spent. She kissed down my neck and down to my belly where she licked up all the cum splashed all over me, then took my now softening cock into her mouth and fuck, fuck, fuck, was it sensitive. But she sucked hard, getting all the cum out, before kissing it gently, lovingly, giving special attention to the head. She moved my foreskin back up over it and laid it down carefully, gave it another little kiss and then moved up the bed, cuddling up against her completely exhausted husband, kissing my cheek sweetly. After a minute she looked up at me and asked "So, what did you think?" I just laughed. "My mind... is blown..." I told her, and she giggled. "Best... birthday... ever..." END ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ This story was written as an adult fantasy. The author does not condone the described behavior in real life. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Kristen's collection - Directory 61